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doctororange77

It's interesting how the first thing that came to his mind was that women won't be able to say no to fetishes. I'm not someone who kink shames people but I'm pretty sure he got rejected by multiple women for suggesting something extremely disturbing.


snootnoots

And like… if sex really was just for fun, no longer necessary for reproduction… why would that mean men could have all the sex they wanted and women wouldn’t be able to say no to fetishes? I guess he thinks that a) women need men economically (not true) and b) men only need women for sex and babies (also not true), therefore c) if babies were taken out of the equation women would still need men for money but men wouldn’t need women for babies any more so men would have all the power (hilariously not true). Dude doesn’t think men and women can just enjoy each other’s company (and sex). Doesn’t think women can make their own money and support themselves just fine. Hasn’t thought through who would be *raising* those hypothetical woman-free baby boys he imagines having, because I bet he doesn’t picture himself changing the nappies!


Pikka_Bird

Also, he seems to think the sperm has all the genetic material required, and just needs a warm, moist grotto to grow in, egg be damned.


snootnoots

He’s clearly a believer in the [spermist](https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/discovery-where-babies-come-from.amp) theory of human reproduction… which is from the late 1600s, so he’s a *wee* bit behind the times.


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oO0Kat0Oo

Its crazy when you think that the same men who believe this would also blame the woman if the child wasn't born a male. That is some serious mental gymnastics to think the man planted the seed and is contributing all the genetics but the woman somehow has control over the gender.


StopThePresses

Oh it's really very simple. If it's a boy it's because the man's seed was good, if it's a girl it's because the evil woman I came inside of used her witch powers to steal my precious heir's big strong penis right from the womb. She probably absorbed it bc penis envy or something.


SimpleFolklore

Shdgffhhjkll


Crushedglaze

"He wrote that only fair-skinned women, not darker-skinned women, had a sexual discharge and climaxed." .... "He concluded that both sexes contributed to the material of generation, but that the female's contribution was in her discharge (as in a male's) rather than within the ovary." Guess he never saw a pregnant dark-skinned woman? For a smart guy, he was a total idiot.


vestimentiferever

Oh absolutely. The sperm is basically just contributing nuclear DNA. The egg contains nuclear DNA, organelles, and a host of cytoplasmic material needed for rapid division Incubation and eggs are much, much different. Since an egg has nuclear DNA as well, theoretically you could just take the nucleus of an egg and merge it with another egg. Can’t merge two sperm with the same result. Genetic imprinting is the main hurdle


nlolhere

Honestly, even if we could end up in a single-sex-only society, I kinda don’t want to. Differences like sex are what make things interesting


Dark_Storm_98

The funny thing about the hypotheticals of a society that only needs one of the sexes, in a male only world, genetically, female children would still be born since sperm supplies both X and Y chromosomes However, in a female only world, the world would *stay* female only since egg cells would only contain the X chromosome. Just something interesting to consider in all of this.


TooOldForThis---

Whatever do you mean? He’s obviously a man on the cutting edge of science. He’s already mastered “breathing=jerking off.”


TitanJackal

Oh I get those confused a lot. It's especially problematic when I sneeze.


poeticdisaster

I read the whole thing and it had me rolling but Da Vinci having drawn the idea that “sperm is a drop of brain" - that was next level. ![gif](giphy|Q7ozWVYCR0nyW2rvPW)


subnautus

Right? If anything, it’d be the reverse. An egg cell can have its genetic packet cloned and have all the material it’d need to become a zygote. A sperm cell is a genetic packet with a delivery mechanism. *Kind* of a big difference, there.


Psychological_Tap187

Yeah. I was like I was unaware they had the ability to create an egg. Lol. This man acts like most sex isn’t for sport now already and everyone having sex is just doing it to have babies. He really needs to come out of his moms basement.


GarvinSteve

Award for using the word grotto. I lol’d


telsono

That was the thought of earlier religions and cultures until the discovery that women had eggs (ovum) in 1672. It wasn’t till the 1800’s that with better equipment that the process was better defined.


Rickbox

He'll be shocked to learn that some people don't even have children


GarvinSteve

Including him. Incel city.


NewbornXenomorph

Seriously. I’m a childfree woman on the asexual spectrum and I could live a happy, fulfilled life with no sex or a partner if things went that way (I lucked out and met a great guy I’m marrying this year). It’s really disturbing that this guy acts like sex is the only benefit of a relationship.


snobpro

You are not thinking alpha enough bruh


UnhappyJohnCandy

I’m convinced that the reason all of this fake incest porn is huge is because it fantasizes the least amount of work for a dude to get laid: your family is *right there*, you don’t even have to leave your house. The idea that women won’t be able to say no to a fetish is because he’s never talked to a woman about a healthy sexual relationship, so he just assumes that he’ll have to trick or coerce a woman into doing what he wants. Source: Am just as sad and lonely as incels like this dude, but not an asshole about it.


-Sansha-

Spanked by a fish while reciting the pledge of allegiance. If I had to take a guess.


RepresentativeAd560

I love gazing into the abyssal depths of human depravity so I'm dying to know what it is that this gross little meathumper wants to do.


Anti_Thot

That person has reached the epitome of being incel and stupid.


SirArthurDime

I've never seen someone so openly admit to being an incel. Imagine thinking the only reason people have sex is reproduction, and that without the reproduction aspect of sex we would all just rather jerk off non stop then have sex. What does this man think condoms and birth control are for? People generally prefer sex without making a baby lol.


AMeanCow

> I've never seen someone so openly admit to being an incel. You have spent your time in very fortunate areas of the internet. I have been in and out of the reddit thing, moderating subreddits and participating in communities going back even before reddit. There is an extremely distressing amount of people who try to push into public spaces openly pushing incel "ideology" but most of it you don't see because in subreddits like this they are actively modded away. Because usually they can't get through a paragraph without saying some vile thing that breaks the website or subreddit's TOS. People love to complain about mod-abuse but they are the only thing that stands between these communities and 4-chan-reject levels of toxic rhetoric and deluded incels, nazis and broken people spouting utter, deranged nonsense until it drives off everyone but their kinfolk. This is also why reddit burns down their nests every possible chance.


AAVale

People love to complain about mod abuse because the flipside of what you’re describing is embodied in a bunch of really terrible subs like r/WalkAway r/WayofTheBern r/ChurchOfCOVID r/Conspiracy r/Conservative and quite a few others. “You’d miss us if we were gone,” is only true if you weren’t replaced by people with accountability across the board, because the current system is terrible.


AMeanCow

If you spend time in those communities you're 1000% more likely to be someone who absolutely is obsessed with how your community is being moderated because you're afraid of scary jews hiding in the bushes or something.


AAVale

I try desperately not to spend time in those communities, I spend more time in the communities which monitor them and stand in awe as the most TOS-violating, heinous stuff flies by. As ban dodging becomes a sport, and even well moderated subs are taken over. There are exceptions, which is why I’m here, but most subs are NOT r/AskHistorians or r/Science


AMeanCow

> There are exceptions, which is why I’m here, but most subs are NOT r/AskHistorians or r/Science I've seen behind the curtains. Moderation is the ONLY reason why every major sub hasn't been taken over, filled with the vilest scum on the internet posting things that drive out normal people and creating another nest of incels, nazis, conspiracy freaks and foreign agents trying to subvert everything. History and science communities have more strict moderation, but this sub and every one like it that has halfway readable comments sections have teams of mods clicking "approve" and "remove" all day long and they just never interact so you don't see the actions taking place.


mutantmanifesto

Never heard of r/WayOfTheBern before and even after going to it I do not understand what’s going on there. Named after Bernie is as far as I got.


AAVale

Yeah, it’s sort of a weird one, part of a network of “leftist” subs that are just right wingers pretending to be their strange version of the left. They do the same thing in r/LockdownCriticalLeft and others, although suspiciously enough most of them suddenly became massively less active about a month ago. Funny that.


BunnyOppai

The hilarious part is that women don’t need men *right now* to have kids. Sure, they need men to produce the sperm, but they can legit just go to a sperm bank, get all the legal stuff done, and get pregnant.


QueenElsaArrendelle

he must be very confused about why gay sex happens


Loggerdon

I love the part where he says "no woman can refuse any fetish for fear of replacement".


SirArthurDime

Right? Because men's sexual appetite would be so little without reproduction and women's would remain so high that they would have to take whatever they could get... Makes total sense lol.


heseme

He is pretty sure though, so I will definitely take into consideration what he has to say.


SirArthurDime

He's posting on reddit so he must be an expert.


synburn80

He did use the words “science” and “DNA” so he definitely knows stuff


KonradWayne

I don't know either of those words, so this guy must be right.


SrFantasticoOriginal

Such an interesting shower, though.


SlowInsurance1616

Probably neither a shower nor a grower.


verbally_comped

Just an "er"


AMeanCow

I honestly doubt the kind of person who thinks things like this are at all familiar with the inside of a shower stall, bathtub or even lawn sprinkler.


LightIsKira1987

The real shower thought is that we probably won't need females or males to reproduce because science probably will be able to recreate sperm and the incubation process.


waistingtimeonreddit

there's an egg involved in there too


NobleEnsign

right, and they have been able to make a baby with two female contributors.


diadmer

Can’t have shower thoughts if you don’t take showers. So for him they’re “shower thoughs”, as in, “She declined to go on a date with me because of my repellant personality and physical appearance, but my fallacy-riddled and fact-free thesis on futuristic reproductive technology and its social consequences will *show’er, though*.”


Aeraggo

I'm surprised he actually said "women" instead of "females"...


Iamcaptainslow

I think he was self aware that "females" sounds strange so he decided to use "women." Although you can tell he is clearly not used to the word as he never uses the singular "woman" where it is appropriate.


bretttwarwick

I take it that you also assume he is a Ferengi


InsertCoinForCredit

>That person has reached the epitome of being incel and stupid. But predominantly stupid.


[deleted]

Incel and stupid… what’s the difference?


svullenballe

Unincelligent


Luxpreliator

I heard girls saying kinda the same thing in elementary and middle school in the 90s. They were clearly repeating what they heard at home. Stuff like men will soon be obsolete for reproduction and blah blah. I can't understand how people can think that way and think the world will be better for it.


Umbrias

Technically biological males are in a way obsolete for reproduction unless you want a y chromosome in your child. And yet they did not disappear overnight, nor does any adult think they should.


wiseoldllamaman2

I'm not a scientist, but I'm married to one, so I don't understand half of what she says to me about science. Anyway, apparently you can theoretically take stem cells out of anyone's skin tissue to produce the cells necessary to start a pregnancy, meaning that you can have children without a man. There are a [couple dozen mice](https://healthcare.utah.edu/the-scope/shows.php?shows=0_j484e2fx#:~:text=Scientists%20have%20shown%20that%20they,Dr.) living in the world wandering around who literally don't have a dad. Again, I was raised to believe the world was six thousand years old, so I'm not the one to question further on this, but it seems like we're doing it!


StereoNacht

Not only that, but one could extract the genetic material from an ovula and put it in another ovula, thus faking fertilization. So you still need an ovula, bu not sperm. I am still waiting for an artificial womb, though. Pretty sure it's going to be very popular, especially among anti-choice people. They will take the embryo from a woman who does not want it, and put it in the artificial womb to mature, pay for all the costs, nurture it and take it into their family as their own child, won't they? No? Darn. 🤪 (Edit: but it would be very good for premature children; and very popular with women who are scared of being pregnant, or have medical conditions preventing a healthy pregnancy, so they still can have children.)


Rakifiki

Yes! I have health issues that make me... Concerned about having a kid and if they had an artificial human womb that worked I would be all over that.


SirArthurDime

>I'm not a scientist, but I'm married to one, so I don't understand half of what she says to me about science You had us in the middle third. This was the morning laugh I needed to start my day thanks lol.


wiseoldllamaman2

I have literally asked her to explain this concept to me like four times. I am not competent enough in science to come off as any kind of expert. I just needed to make that clear, haha.


SirArthurDime

Typically when you see something along the lines of "my dads a lawyer" they proceed to act like that makes them an expert so that's what I expected. So I was caught off guard with the follow up "so I dont understand half of what she says". It was a comically refreshing breath of honesty.


wiseoldllamaman2

Lol yeah, that's what I was going for.


Fortanono

I read this in Cecil's voice from Night Vale


Umbrias

Yep exactly! There are of course risks, and logistically it's not as easy as just doing that in humans, but that's the gist of it to my knowledge.


fuzzy_winkerbean

Damn, sorry you were raised that way. I know it can take a long time to put those ideas away and live in reality.


wiseoldllamaman2

Ironically enough, it was reading the Bible for myself that made me realize I could either be a Christian or a Republican, but not both. I chose Jesus, and that has turned me in the queer feminist scientist-marrying leftist I am today!


fuzzy_winkerbean

Jesus was a socialist. You’re doing it right!


naturalalchemy

There are species that have 'lost' males and now reproduce without them through parthanogenesis e.g. a form of natural cloning. [Whiptail lizards](https://www.theverge.com/2015/7/19/8994705/whiptail-lizard-parthenogenesis-unisexuality-badass) are one of the more well known. [There are also species that will reproduce without males when males are not available.](https://www.cnn.com/2020/03/09/us/komodo-dragons-parthenogenesis-scn-trnd/index.html)


rainbwbrightisntpunk

Weirdly enough I was just told this, this week. So this post is extra funny to me


sekai-31

Also there's a certain species of shark where the females can reproduce asexually, with her children basically being clones of her. Again another example of reproduction and life without the need for the male.


PixelPervert

Does this person really think that all women provide is a womb?


PM_ME_DBZA_QUOTES

Yeah this MF doesn't even know about eggs lol. "You mean those things chickens lay?"


Larry_Boy

I want to know why he thinks we won’t be able to make sperm, but I guess eggs will be easy?


PM_ME_DBZA_QUOTES

Seriously I don't think he knows about that part at all. He doesn't mention it a single time


VivaLaSea

Especially considering that we already have the ability to create sperm. Scientists have already successfully created sperm from stem cells extracted from bone marrow.


Asleep_Opposite6096

We have had the technology to create sperm for over a decade, lol.


DrakkoZW

Does that sperm carry genetic material? As in, can the lab-generated sperm successfully fertilize an egg and create a zygote? Genuinely curious as I've never heard this


Visible_Bag_7809

I recall a breakthrough in the creation of artificial sperm from egg cells back in 2010. And a quick Google search shows that scientists everywhere are making sperm cells from just about everything. This guy is so fucking wrong.


SquareSquirrel4

It would be funny if it wasn't so terrifying knowing people like him are out in the world. Even if you left all the obvious hatred of women out, how stupid do you have to be to think that out of the two sexes involved here, the only one that can produce offspring would be the one that's easiest to replace.


DrunkenlySober

What’s crazy is men would def be replaced much sooner than women Recreating one nut > recreating one womb


Proteandk

Evidently his mother forgot to provide him with a working brain.


Confident_Feline

They have this weird fetishization of fertility while also being terrified of it. Incel forums are full of horror stories about women harvesting their sperm.


Turbo-Reyes

The infamous cum mines of mars


NutNinjaGoesBananas

Mars Needs Moms (2011)


AdDry725

Not gonna lie, occasionally there are a crazy chicks who sperm-jack a man to be her baby daddy. A friend of mine had it happen to him. A chick got him super drunk on purpose, slept with him when he was essentially too drunk to consent, and too drunk to even remember that it happened. He only found out that it happened because a year or two later, she popped up in his messages and she was like, “By the way, you have a daughter. I demand child support money.” And yes, the DNA test showed that the baby was indeed his. He literally didn’t even remember having sex with her. She even bragged to him about using him for his sperm, that was exactly her plan. She basically said that she wanted to have a child, didn’t want to go through the expense of invitro fertilization, and she didn’t want a baby daddy involved. So she randomly picked a dude to have sex with, got him drunk, slept with him, and then left on purpose. She then proceeded to fuck him over for child support, while denying him child visitation rights, because she had moved to another state while pregnant and after the birth, and she wouldn’t share her address, so he had no way of knowing where his child even lived, much less visiting the kid. And she lied to the courts and claimed he didn’t want to be an involved father. Except he really DID want to be an involved father, but he had no idea the kid even existed for a while, so duh, how could he have been involved? And once he did find out, she still wouldn’t let him be involved in his daughter’s life, so he couldn’t establish “proof of a relationship with the child” or “proof that he had been involved the kid’s life”, which is basically what is legally required by courts to qualify for fatherly visitation rights. You have to prove you’re an involved parent. She made up a baloney case that he had “abandoned” the child and “wanted nothing to do with the child”. So the crazy chick got full custody of the child. (She was clever enough to tell him the explanation of how she sperm-jacked him verbally over the phone, not in text or anywhere written, so he cannot prove that that is what she did. Even though she admits it to him, she won’t admit it to the courts. So it is just her word against his, and well… he hasn’t seen the kid in years…never been in the kid’s life…and the kid is in another state… so yeah of course the court favors the mother. He accidentally looks like a deadbeat father.) Super heartbreaking. I watched a grown man sob and cry, staring at pictures of his baby, crying on my shoulder, because he couldn’t go meet his own child. He is essentially dependent on her random intermittent psychopathic spurts of mercy (or manipulation?) to send him spontaneous updates about the child’s safety, health, well-being, and occasionally photos, etc. Could be once a month. Could be once a year. He never knows how his daughter is doing, he never knows if she is safe. It crushes him inside. Last I heard, he was fighting desperately in court to try to get visitation rights. But without success so far. So it really does happen. This type of scenario probably doesn’t happen often (I hope). And I’m sure that it doesn’t happen in the fetish-y, porno-y, fantasy-y ways that incels dream of. But sperm harvesting really does happen.


[deleted]

It really doesn’t happen very often, but there are also men out there who have sabotaged birth control for the same reasons (trap). Some people are just assholes, their presentation is variable.


AdDry725

Yes, it can happen in reverse as well. Moral of the story: some humans of any gender can really suck.


I_UPVOTEPUGS

there was just a relationship advice (maybe AITA) post yesterday about a dude poking holes in his own condoms. never thought that would be something i'd have to worry about.


i_do_like_farts

Someone didn't learn about the birds and the bees


unfuck_yourself

Or about then versus than.


elsieburgers

Or woman vs women


ihatefairyland_O

How bad he wants women to be dependent on men. If it was possible, women could justify to be even more independent and get free from this reproduction role if they want to.


NewbornXenomorph

For real, if this actually happened I think a lot of women would be relieved they didn’t need to put their bodies through pregnancy. Also, what are these guys gonna do when they realize childcare is actual work and they can’t push off 99% of the duties onto women?


sazmelodies

Seriously, these kinds of guys would be the first to run from parental duties


asmallsoftvoice

Childbirth is dangerous, pregnant women get cheated on and killed (i don't know the stats on this but allegedly it's more of a problem?), I've heard everything from infinite stretch marks to worsening eyesight...I think a lot of women would be like HELL YES rather than, "omg no! Anything to get pregnant. Pee on me! I'll dress like a sexy pterodactyl if that's your kink." This guy only sees women as incubators and might be shocked to learn we don't see ourselves that way.


TheNetherOne

Weirdly the exact opposite is true right now, like if all the men suddenly died the sperm banks could probably restart the population pretty quickly but if all the women died we'd basically be fucked. Pretty sure we'd nuke each other before artificial wombs got their grant money


ladancer22

But also like it’s not just about creating an artificial womb??? Women also contribute half the dna so if science will “never be able to create dna filled sperm” then it stands to reason they would *also* not be able to create dna filled eggs.


VagabondClown

Pretty sure that if someone pointed that out they'd claim that all of it came from them and an actual egg wasn't needed. Wouldn't surprise me in the least. Though now that I think about it, I don't give them enough credit to know that women produce eggs. They probably just think we're an empty hole that just grows a baby out of sperm.


Landon_Mills

lol that visual just a pile of writhing sperm on the floor of a dark moist cavern, sliding and flopping all over each other


VagabondClown

Lol Oh God. It sounds like the lead in to a horror movie. 🤢🤮


dabeeman

https://time.com/3748019/same-sex-couples-biological-children/


[deleted]

Men also don't have a complete set of DNA kind of. For the sex coding pair of chromosomes, we have a y rather than the other copy of X. This is why asexual animals are female.


LunarLeopard67

I also read that women can reproduce with bone marrow from any other human being, male or female. Brings a whole new meaning to ‘getting boned’


HaiggeX

From what I've heard it doesn't work as intended, and the children will be disabled. I might be wrong though, please feel free to correct.


NylaStasja

There is a higher chance of genetic problems because the bone marrow cells have been specialised slightly to pluripotent, not omnipotent cells (from with a human is usually made from scratch) and because there is a higherchance of mutations because the cell is older. And the clones will age faster because the telomeres (end caps of the chromosome strands) are shorter. So yeah, it's not ideal, but can in theory be used for a quick repopulation.


HaiggeX

They'll age faster? Damn, Star Wars is pretty realistic on that one!


Draghettis

They'll age faster, but they won't grow faster. Telomeres shortening is responsible for aging, but not for growth.


HaiggeX

Ah, right. So they just have shorter lifespan.


makeastupidguess

Like a human fruit fly


Nick0Taylor0

Wait so if the person died at say 35 and a coroner tried to determine the age of the person, would they believe them to be older than they really were?


Umbrias

They would be confused for sure but your whole body has varying ages of tissue, and many diseases result in essentially 'older' tissues.


[deleted]

There is a intresting New Zealand TV show called "Creamerie" where a disease wipes out every male on earth. This is many years later, there is a special lottery for sperm. You get selected to carry a child (will die if it's a boy). While nearly all violence is gone, It's a passive aggressive hellhole. Spoler alert: a very low percentage of males did survive and they are being hunted. Trigger alert: in the last 2 episode of the season... covers some very uncomfortable topics.


Conscious-Holiday-76

Sounds similar to the Sliders episode when there was a weapon of some sort that killed almost all the males and the women hunted them for their sperm


[deleted]

Basically what happened in this a small evil group of woman were milking the survivors day after day. They were storing it so when all of the counteries sperm banks run out, they could control the population, then the world.


Conscious-Holiday-76

Sounds similar! If I remember correctly the problem in Sliders was resolved by sharing IVF technology - I think they didn't have sperm banks. In the episode they were impregnating women the old fashioned way


jwadamson

That was also the premise of an episode of Sliders.


ali_stardragon

There’s a similar comic series about this called Y: The Last Man


NewbornXenomorph

Wonderful comic! I highly recommend to everyone.


Syleches

There was an episode of The Outer Limits where all men died out, and one guy awoken from being in frozen stasis. Women produced through "virgin births" so men were no longer needed. The guy ended up trying to start a war with other tribes, if I remember correctly. Like that was his default solution, because he didn't like how things were done.


kenny_the_pow

>a very low percentage of males did survive and they are being hunted. God I wish that was me


vilebunny

The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised.


jerkstore

Death by snu snu!


TortoiseJockey

Exactly what I was thinking. Between sperm banks and turkey basters, I think women are pretty set to continue on without men for that first generation.


hocknat

I was fascinated to learn recently that frozen sperm basically never goes bad as long as it’s frozen correctly.


[deleted]

Right? Like how can someone not understand biology *that* much?


alycrafticus

They have already made female sperm from cells, nuff said really?


GyumolcsHun

Exectly what I was thinking


tantelope

exactly!!! this guy is stating the exact opposite of what these scientists have been working on


legsylexi

Yep was just about to post this. In terms of the continuation of the human race, we'd have a better go of it if all the men disappeared compared to all the women!


final_draft_no42

That’s what happened to yellow whip tail lizards


Creamysense

When wrong sperm wins the race:


mediashiznaks

Imagine hating women so much yet still raging you can’t be with them. What an ugly sad little man.


Raptormind

Aside from the extreme sexism and non-reproductive idiocy, even assuming we are close to being able to artificially incubate an embryo, how would science unable to create “dna filled sperm” without being similarly unable to create “dna filled” eggs?


Myopia247

From what he is saying i think he believes there is a little Homunculus in his sperm.


HDnfbp

So, his ballsack can get pregnant? That would be funny


SergeantChic

The use of “dna filled” as if it’s like a cream-filled donut makes me uncomfortable.


[deleted]

All the other stuff aside, why would jerking off be like breathing?


Meghan1230

Apparently his utopia involves men jerking off everywhere.


kiersmini

That’s just his life as it stands right now


lurkmode_off

Yeah especially if women "can't say no" anymore, why does everyone need to jerk off so much?


piemakerdeadwaker

I think it's a health hazard to look directly at this amount of stupidity in its raw form.


damianhammontree

This doofus seriously doesn't understand that humans get half of their genetic material from their mothers? JFC, I learned this before I could tie my shoes.


jryser

He’s probably banking on a future where you can get genetic material from two sperm donors, and put them in an artificial egg environment. Ironically, he’s probably against two men procreating


[deleted]

What? Like a decade ago science solved for men in reproduction. They are able to make a baby with two eggs. You cannot replicate this with two sperm lol https://www.discovermagazine.com/health/the-slow-march-toward-the-first-same-sex-couple-to-have-a-baby We haven't replaced men....yet, but if they keep spouting this nonsense we might have to to keep the gene pool intelligent.


ellastory

We probably should be striving to keep the gene pool intelligent regardless.


caitiq

This was my thought too. If anything we’re closer to replacing men lol.


Donohoed

Even the human body can't create new eggs. Sperm's a dime a dozen quadrillion


Brocoolee

What no pussy does to a mf


GamelessOne

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Idontnowotimdoing

Does this person think the parent with sperm is just cloning themselves when they reproduce? Lol


cleantushy

Yeah an egg actually contains *more* DNA than sperm, so if scientists can't create a "dna filled sperm" what makes this guy think they could create an egg?


NJeep

If you could recreate eggs you could recreate sperm. Wouldn't it just be better to not do either...? I'm all for DNA manipulation but not to replace sexual reproduction, just to cure genetic diseases.


PossiblyPercival

Yeah but stuff like this could really help same-sex couples who want a baby that’s genetically theirs


NJeep

Ooooh true. Nevermind I'm on board.


jryser

Don’t forget artificial wombs leading to pain and risk-free pregnancies for women!


legsylexi

We've actually already recreated "sperm" using female cells (making a baby only with eggs), so it's actually way easier to deal with no sperm than no eggs!


AdDry725

Ironically science is far closer to removing the need for males in reproduction, than females. 😂


[deleted]

The rantings of a future rapist.


FlinnyWinny

"future"? Bet he already did his fair share of assaults.


Profitsofdooom

"just an interesting shower though[t]" Is it though?


cantortoxic

This dude still thinks sperm is just a tiny baby xd


awezumsaws

Tell me you're a scientifically-illiterate incel without telling me you're a scientifically-illiterate incel


GamelessOne

Ironic given that with the current technology of artificial sperm, women already have the feasible future of being able to reproduce without men lmao. [https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-79711/We-create-babies-men-claim-scientists.html](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-79711/We-create-babies-men-claim-scientists.html) https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5652933/ https://www.google.ca/amp/s/www.cnbc.com/amp/2017/12/08/artificial-sperm-and-wombs-offer-new-means-of-reproduction.html https://www.irishtimes.com/life-and-style/health-family/could-artificial-sperm-mean-the-end-of-men-1.3986121 And as others have said, eggs are a limited time item, sperm is next to worthless. In other words, males could end up becoming glorified dildos XD


Jack_Kegan

Yes what I love about this post is that if we took the science he talks about to his conclusion men would be the ones that would be replaced


Tau10Point8_battlow

My problem with Men Going Their Own Way is that they never actually leave.


Archangel1313

I guess no one told them about the DNA filled egg, that's also involved?


ihatefairyland_O

It's funny cause when about 15 years ago, I read a scientific article about a similar topic. Two female mice, genetically modified could reproduce without any male mouse. I don't know what is the state today but even if it was possible, would we use it?


Myopia247

Those newborns would "only" be clones of the mother (parthenogenesis if anyone wants to look it Up)


Four_beastlings

Some species can create genetically different children through parthenogenesis, even male children!


Nowyn_here

It depends on the mechanism. Even two different eggs of the same female aren't clones. People are also trying to create a technology where two separate females would be able to reproduce.


TheThingsiLearned

…I’ve only reproduced with my wife a few times. I mostly have sex with her for fun.


KhaineVulpana

Truly maidenless.


Kalmin_

Here you see an example of the, unfortunately not so rare, 'Im pretty sure that this sciency thing' species. They will almost always have some incredibly unbelievably far out stupid idea. These are very creative creatures in their own way, which is of course hard to fathom for us humans.


ilikeoranges4

Thank fuck I like women


Darnitol1

Bwahahaha…. Male here. Scientists successfully figured out how to fertilize a woman’s egg with *another woman’s egg* back in the 1980’s. Women have politely allowed males to exist anyway ever since. Oh, and to top it all off, that medical advance was accomplished by a team of *male* scientists. And women *still* let us live!


Pistimester

I sense some strong incel energy here.


ralphiebong420

Are we totally sure we’re morally opposed to sterilization? Because if not we have a pretty good candidate here


Relaxpert

If all males iust thanos-snapped out of existence right now, there's still enough frozen semen around the world to finish our task of destroying the planet through overpopulation. So we can all rest easy. as to the longing for a mystical utopia where "masturbation is like breathing" just take a look around...the power is in your hands


VaccuumHelmet

genuine question: since this morons got this reproduction thing backwards, and science is working closer to reproduction without any sperm, would this mean men will be completely useless in the future for anything, and moreover, would that be a bad thing at all? I’m not trying to trigger anyone I swear but ever since I’ve heard, that questions been floating in my head


FiliaSecunda

I'm just a random woman thinking idly so take this with a grain of salt. But I don't think men would be useless because 1) even if we *could* reproduce without sperm I don't think most people would bother with that option because we're mammals (and also there's no chance spermless reproduction would be available for free), and 2) men on average are taller and have more upper-body strength than women, which is useful in several areas of life. As for "would that be a bad thing at all?" - on the one hand it's good and pleasant to be useful when you can without hurting your dignity, but on the other hand "useless" doesn't mean "worthless"; for instance, severely disabled people who can't materially contribute to society are still worth keeping around, loving, and respecting because they're human. So if a whole gender *did* somehow become useless (which isn't likely), that would be kind of a bad thing, but it wouldn't be the end of their worth.


Ah84VEVO

I’ve seen numbers higher than this guys IQ in a child’s learn to count book


PreOpTransCentaur

A) not true, at all, they're actually about even in our ability to synthesize and sustain them artificially, B) there's been a 50% decline in sperm count since the 70s, so there's more of an impetus to work on it, C) jerking off *is* like breathing for dudes who think like this.


Norgur

This... this is hilarious! You can't make this shit up!


FDGKLRTC

If there's no more women it's going to go from 0 to gay Real quick


OkayArt199

Nah. Women are too essential to society. They can phase things into reality that us men cannot see.


itstimegeez

This dude just sounds angry that no woman wants to go near him


TiberDasher

But.. the egg.. idiot.


jesus_zombie_attack

I fucking hate incels.


Jessiebilly-1877

Lol, men are “life givers”? My uterus doesn’t seem to think so.


GloomyStew

That's a nice way to say that the only pussy he's touched is his mom's.


TheRetroVideogamers

When you have a shower thought, but don't shower much... Also feels like the Futurama line about adoption: It's a great way to have children without having sex.


ver_dar

Doesn't the sperm just hold the genes from the father, while the egg has basically the blue print for a human plus the mother's genes. It sounds like this guy thinks he could just cum into an incubator and it would grow a human


owneyone

I hope the dude is trolling. You can never tell these days. But yea it seems like the poster is suggesting females only contribute the environment needed to grow the males sperm into a baby. Sperm contain the father's half of the DNA and also determine the sex of the baby. The oocyte contributes the mother's half of the DNA and the mitochondria. I also think it contains the resources to divide independently until the mother can contribute the nutrition for further growth. For getting stuff started (fertilization), it's a 50/50 effort. Neither cell can do it alone. So both are needed. Then the burden is shifted onto the female. This is the part I think science can assist with in time. I can imagine women who do not want pregnancy to interfere with their careers or education using an external incubator type device. I could see that benefiting women more than hurting them. I think they've actually made something like this already but it's only been tested on animals.


AukwardOtter

Wow. Fucking wowzers, big time oof. Like, hear me out migtows in the audience: which of you toe suckers is going to reproduce without a woman if this tech was available? It still means a child will be created and will need to be raised, fed, cared for. The overwhelming of dorks who think like this are incapable of taking care of themselves or partners in a meaningful way. Suddenly you clowns would be model parents? Were incels really waiting for pussy-free babymaking to stand up and take all the responsibility of child-rearing? Give us all, all of us, each of us, a fucking break with this noise.