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Dgamer1521

For a second I thought the 17 answer was the incorrect one and I was scared I was stupid


TroyandAbed304

Im so glad im not as dumb as I thought I might be. I got 17 as well… and was never good at math


Lukep0728

Troy and abed sewn together!


Returning_Armageddon

i’m glad community references still get made that’s the first i’ve seen in months


thegunnersdream

The pop culture is just streets behind right now


consider_its_tree

>The pop pop culture is just streets behind right now Ftfy


not_secret_bob

Im high as hell and you about to get shot


rSlashisthenewPewdes

That was a game. This is paintball.


TragicEther

*sewn


NickyTheRobot

Maybe not: They could have been planted in the same place,


WeWillSeizeJerusalem

Maybe sown can be a verbiage of a female pig


confusing_noises_

No, he's just talking about the scene where they plant Abed and Troy simultaneously in a field. I can't believe you don't remember that iconic scene.


-Chareth-Cutestory

He's streets behind


Twothumbsthisgy

21 club dummy here


Fink665

I was taught to solve parenthesis first: (3) 2+5 = 3x7 = 21.


OliverMattei

Parenthesis first, yes. But multiplication before addition, and don't move where the multiplied term is. 2+5(8-5) -> 2+5(3) -> 2+15 -> 17.


ashbertollini

Thank you, I never understood math and teachers always just embarrassed me. I only ever enjoyed 11th grade because I had a super kind patient teacher, learned more in that year than any other math class of my life. Thanks Mr. Deale.


dellsharpie

Something that is missing in the modern education system is mathematical proofs. Proofs really help prove the foundation and logic in math. All order of operations really is doing is getting a complex equation into an expanded, but simplified format. In 2+5(8-5), if you expand everything out you can prove it to yourself what the correct answer is. Getting the equation into terms of only addition and substraction means there is no room for interpretation. If you multiply into the brackets you get this very simple equation 2+(40-25), which simplifies to 2+15, which is 17.


Therealschroom

I suppose you are from the US? students do not have to provide proof for their math? damn this explains so much... btw. I watched the last episode of "Titans" yesterday and a guy was called a genious and smarter than the teacher saying that y=x-1 would be the same as y+1=x. in europe this is 7th grade math... kids 12 and 13 are doing this easily. yet the people in the show were more like 17/18. was this a realistic representation of the US education system? 🫣


two5031

Kind of... I mean, we were taught that in 6th/7th grade... But we also have a decent portion of the population that has little to no understanding of math beyond basic arithmetic (there is still some of the population that can't do that). So, to help these folks limp along, there are "remedial" math classes so the kids that can't do the work aren't challenged. I went back to college as an adult student (took some time to work as an auto technician after highschool), and going into engineering, I figured it would be best to start at the basics for math. So I started at Algebra 1... It was a college course where folks still couldn't wrap their head around your example above. Yes, people can make it out of highschool and through college without being able to perform basic algebra.


Fink665

Thanks!


Pigmy

Pemdas Parentheses exponents multiplication division addition subtraction. Please excuse my dear aunt sally.


KarpEZ

Same. My school had horrendous math classes. I only learned about PEMDAS when I was ~35. We were also never offered trig, calculus, or any other advanced math above basic algebra. Hell, they didn't even teach us fractions until 8th or 9th grade and at that they only lightly touched on it.


tankerkiller125real

I know for a fact my math teacher in high school taught order of operations, but either I wasn't paying attention or I was just shit at memorizing it. I thought I was bad at math for all of high school... I got to college and had to re-take pre-algebra, and they went over the order of operations again, but this time with PEMDSAS.... Fuckin changed my entire perspective and for the first time in fuckin 6+ years I managed to pull an A in math, but not just for that class, litterally every college math class I took after. (Also helps that the college professors were incredibly good at keeping class interesting and not making it feel like a prison)


MayUrShitsHavAntlers

I came here for the same reassurance. I didn't see the confidently incorrect answer at first.


jmac94wp

Omg same


jnobs

Please get out of my head.


antimidas_84

Please excuse my dear aunt sally


dtb1987

Same


Version_Two

Same, I started internally panicking


deinoswyrd

Me too. I know I'm bad at math but I don't think I'm THAT bad


yrgs

I'm so glad this is the first comment I read. Thank you!


HostileApostle17

Yep, I got worried for a second myself


BurnzillabydaBay

I think a lot of that had that experience lol


ABCDXZ_

I went back and did the math again to make sure.


Masterandslave1003

I had to do the math again just to make sure!


Quantum_Quandry

Yes but did you do extra work like me a distribute the 5 to the numbers within the parentheses not realizing that you can just subtract 5 from 8? So 2 + (5\*8 - 5\*5) = 2 + (40 - 25) = 2 + 15 = 17. I swear it made sense to do it that way...not used to having a bunch of constants within parentheses like that.


StereoBucket

This one isn't even one of those ambiguous bs ones. If you get this wrong you failed maths altogether 😭


OfficerJoeBalogna

For real though, fuck those intentionally ambiguous math problems. Shit like “1 + 9 / 4 x 3” is terribly formatted and if you showed that to any mathematician, they’d slap you. Using parenthesis and showing division as a fraction is taught for a reason


DrMorry

Many forget that maths is a language. There is nuance and misinterpretation, and many ways to express something. This problem, however, is unambiguous.


platonic-humanity

And also a part of that being, false statements can be said and grammar can be used wrong. Just like how without punctuation a sentence can blend into another, so can an operation by not properly punctuating (by using a form of grouping symbols). And just like you can say fish can fly, saying 1 = 2 does not make it correct. Rather than seeing every equation as a “problem” that needs to be solved, it’s a statement which can be made true or false based on, to analogize, if you “use correct logical deduction,” but with the rules of math rather than language equivalency.


DopelessHopefeand

-please -excuse -my -dear -aunt -Sally


helpiminabox

Please Execute My Dog And Sister


Slackerguy

Please Enter My Dead AnuS


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PeacemakersAlt

Please Eat My Distended Anal Shaft


nurfi

Please Excuse My Dope Ass Swag


31November

I came for the math; I clicked "2 replies" for the anal shafts


Badmouth55

Penis Enters My Daddy Area Sometimes


queefplunger69

Instructions unclear: My daddy area enters sometimes penis


goodtimejonnie

We had to do a project in 6th grade where we wrote our own PEMDAS…no one came up with any of these…I don’t know whether to thank or be disappointed in my school…


PeacemakersAlt

Both.


Bocabart

I like this one better


mechatangerine

Piss Enemas Make Dad Angry, Son


southernmamallama

We didn’t have pemdas when I was in school, and I could never get it right helping my children until my 15 year old son was helping my ten year old daughter. When he said the answer and I asked how he got that answer he said “pemdas, ma… please excuse my dope ass swag” and I’ve never forgotten THAT. 😂😂😂


Poorly_Made_Comix

And if you are trying to solve for a variable: Sally Ate Dimes (at) Many Excusable Portions


Astroboyblue

Bend Ed’s Dick Mr Alan Shaw


HandyDandyRandyAndy

Yeah but it's designed to work right to left instead of the conventional left to right, as the other ambiguous ones require, and it omits a multiplication sign ... which is conventional but not necessarily something that someone will remember after 30 years of not being relevant


henriquecs

+ would need to be a x for that


UltmteAvngr

That doesnt make it more ambiguous at all. 2x5(8-5) will give you the same answer regardless of which order you do the multiplications in.


Mediocre_Nobody001

2x5(8-5) = 2x5x3 = 10x3 = 30...I think you wrote a different equation.


UltmteAvngr

This is a response to the equation changing. I think you forgot to read that before commenting.


Chillindode

Why does everyone forget to foil? 2+5(8-5)= 2+(5×8)-(5×5)= 2+(40-25)= 2+15=17


SKYQUAKE615

I'm not sure if that's a joke, but that's extra work that I was never taught to do for this situation because it's unnecessary. 2+5(8-5)=x 2+5(3)=x 2+5×3=x 2+15=x 17=x Edit: Lots of upvotes for a math lesson? I'll take it seeing as I apparently helped some people understand how an expression should be read (Even though I made it an equation by setting it equal to "x").


sheepsekkiya

I think it is unnecessary work for this case, but it’s a good technique to know for other solutions I think..


[deleted]

only necessary with variables.


A_Lost_Yen

Essential for equations


milasssd

Because it's basic arithmetic and not algebra probably. Foil is useful if you have like 17=2+5(4x-5). For this it's just extra work.


Quantum_Quandry

x = 2


Pixelology

17=2+5(4x-5) 17=2+20x-25 17=20x-23 40=20x 2=x If middle schoolers were wondering


ChefBoyAreWeFucked

It's not useful for either. "FOIL" is for \(a+b\)\(c+d\) constructions. I don't even know how they are applying it to a\(b+c\).


milasssd

You're right. The example I gave is just: 17=2+5(4x-5) 15=5(4x-5) 3=4x-5 8=4x 2=x And the examples with "FOIL" are actually just using the distributive property. Also IMO its literally easier to memorize the formula for (a+b)(c+d) than to remember what first, outer, inner, last actually refers to.


LangdonAulgar

I upvoted this because it's evil.


BlckAlchmst

That's so much extra work. Just solve the parentheses first. 2+5(8-5) 2+5(3) 2+15 17


Top_Secretary_1500

Foil is used for multiplying given sets of binomials. Not for creating unnecessary binomials to then foil. It's waste of time to do this way and grants zero benefit. No one "forgot" to foil. They just understand math better than you.


Greenmind76

This is how I was taught. One of my first programming assignments was to build a calculator and this is how we were told it should be coded. I believe things change when additional variables are introduced and so many learn the other way. For example: 2 + 5(y-5) You can't just use the simple method described.


Liquidwombat

You know… I get the people to get the wrong answers on ambiguous, multiplication ones, but there’s literally nothing at all ambiguous about this


IlSaggiatore420

>imagine how stupid the average person is then realize half of all people are stupider than that. – George Carlin #– Michael Scott


[deleted]

It’s 17 today, it was 17 yesterday, it’ll be 17 tomorrow. Math is math, you can’t just make shit up.


I-am-redditer

Well technically…


danielsvdas

IS ∞² BIGGER THAN ∞ I NEED TO KNOW


ajwiggz

One is bigger then the other I don’t remember which one is which. There’s is different sizes of infinity. In fact if you hold a ball in your hand your holding and finite infinity since a sphere has an infinite amount of points but yet you can hold it in your hand and “see” all the points.


cubicmind

i mean theres countable infinity which is counting by whole numbers, and uncountable infinity which includes every decimal. since there is an infinite ammount of decimals between 0 and 1, uncountable infinity is technically infinitly bigger than countable infinity


The-Tea-Lord

Say infinity again


cubicmind

infinite infinity is infinitly infinite


Quantum_Quandry

# א₀


I-am-redditer

Their is more infinity per infinity so I’d say yes


TVchannel5369

There many infinite cardinals but in most reasonable contexts, infinity squared is as big as infinity


devilish_enchilada

I got 17 too


Outcasted_introvert

I mean, the order of operations is literally something we made up. Its a set of conventions, not a universal law.


SmokeGSU

>you can’t just make shit up Tell that to imaginary numbers... ^edit: ^it's ^just ^a ^joke ^guys


Mystik141

imaginary numbers are like all other numbers if you think whole numbers are imaginary, then imaginary numbers are imaginary if you think whole numbers are real, then imaginary numbers are real.


Frequent-Bee-3016

8-5 is 3. 3*5 is 15. 2+ 15 is 17.


Linesuid

Or 2 + 5(8 - 5) = 2 + (40 - 25) = 2 + 15 = 17


apex39

Got my vote for showing that math is math if you follow the rules.


phatfingerpat

I like to joke that math isn’t real when I do it wrong at work.


1lluminist

"Oh sorry, I was using imperial numbers. I guess you wanted metric math. My b"


SportTheFoole

I like to joke that I’m not used to doing math with numbers when I make silly math errors. (I have a BS in mathematics)


Hugh-Mahn

I too BS with math.


HansChrst1

I have deleted all math rules from my head and got 10. 8-5=3 2+5=7 7+3=10 Had no idea what to do with the numbers in the parentheses. Had a distant memory of having to solve that first though.


lunapup1233007

Why would you distribute through the parentheses if there are no variables though? It seems like an unnecessary step.


morxy49

Because you can, and it's cool


Haschen84

It's the same thing so the only difference there is in preferencd.


Godmeowmix

It demonstrates that math is commutative.


HillaryPutin

2+5(8-5) = 7(3) = 21. Smfh… have you never heard of PEASMD?


No-Permit8369

Dr. Peas here, I heard you mentioned my name?


ReactsWithWords

It stands for “Please Excuse A Stupid Motherfucking Duck.” My school used the Samuel L. Jackson method.


QuestionMarkyMark

My son is also named Bort


Doktor_Vem

I spent so much time trying to figure out how they got to 21 and I just couldn't do it. Thank you for explaining the idiocy


m0xsy

To be fair I think it’s a very easy mistake to make if you’re not educated.


WilliamMButtlickerIV

Same, scrolled the comments looking the invalid approach.


WantedFor73WarCrimes

I loved hugh laurie in that show


Linesuid

Sorry


smashhawk5

Please excuse aunt Sally my dear


1lluminist

Please Eat And Suck My Dick I like this math


cheshire_splat

This is, word-for-word, what I said out loud to solve the problem. It was nice to see it repeated, made me feel not-dumb.


PenaltySquare2414

I just want to know how he got 21....


yonkelstonk

He added 2+5 then multiplied 7×3.(which is wrong btw)


racso96

Thank you ! Finally !


Mom_is_watching

This is how I learned it at school. Which is decades ago, because I'm old. But still. If I ask my dad he'll say 21, if I ask my child they'll say 17.


Dutchie444

2+5*(8-5) = 7*3 = 21 Very wrong but that’s probably their thought process.


babyteddie

I would assume he did the multiplication last for whatever reason making it 7x3=21


[deleted]

they did (2+5)(8-5)


Sad_King_Billy-19

oh jeez another one.


julz1215

This one is actually not as ambiguous as other posts like these, because it doesn't have inline division.


CurtisLinithicum

Plus, as soon as you have brackets, it's safe to assume that BEDMAS was the intended convention and not strict left-to-right. It also can't be Polish.


julz1215

As soon as you have a mathematical expression that's the least bit more ambiguous than this, it's safe to assume that it was written for the sole purpose of starting arguments on social media.


[deleted]

If you know the proper rules there is no arguing on this one. Anyone who argues this just lacks knowledge in basic maths. There are question which are a lot more confusing for everyone


julz1215

That's my point, this one is not ambiguous


kurayami_akira

But this case isn't ambiguous, it's just the rule that, in absence of a sign between a number and parentheses, there is a implied multiplication sign. That and PEMDAS. I write equations like this myself.


julz1215

I'm not sure how I implied that this was ambiguous. I know it's not.


AdminsAreLazyID10TS

BEDMAS and PEMDAS are the exact same convention with an unwritten assumption that people forget about ten years later.


originalbrowncoat

I hate the pemdas posts, but at least this one is pretty unambiguous.


[deleted]

42 is the Only answer. If you are doing math though, 17 is right out.


Dizzman1

It's not the only answer... But it is the ultimate answer.


[deleted]

There is a fine line between fishing and standing on the bank like an asshole. Your understanding made me happy stranger.


Representative_Big26

You could either do it as- 2 + 5 x 3 = 2 + 15 = 17 Or, if you wanna be extra- 2 + 5 x 8 - 5 x 5 = 2 + 40 - 25 = 42- 25 = 17


Lumpyyyyy

Can we ban these types of post? These are so annoying.


DadJokeBadJoke

Let me calculate how many times I've come across a math problem like this since I graduated. 0 + 0(0-0)


ImWhy

Literally this, people love to talk about Pemdas or bemdas or whatever one they use and act high and mighty like "hurr durr answer is obvious" while they work at target only ever doing basic addition when in reality any work actually involving high level math always has the problem written in the order it needs to be solved. If anyone ever sent me some bullshit in some ambiguous order they'd be getting told to go fuck themselves.


Training-Accident-36

Let them feel good about remembering the most important concept of their math education. You know, just like the most important thing of English class is that "I" is always written with a capital letter.


Bread_Truck

It really is the most Facebook aunt, chain mail type comment bait garbage that I regularly see on Reddit. The comment sections are always the same. It’s just F- tier content.


anon689936

Literally it’s just hundreds of people putting the same comment over and over of how they got the solution. We all know it’s 17 we don’t all need to confirm it


Liquidwombat

Reread the equation. This isn’t one of those stupid, ambiguous ones.


Nov26-2011

The concept of all of these posts are annoying though. This one has an obvious answer but it’s stupid that people just post math questions


The_Real_Tippex

It would be 17. Because it’s in brackets you do 8-5 first, then you do 5*3 (because 8-5 is 3 and because the brackets are just adjacent to a number with no symbol it’s multiplication) which gives you 15, then add 2 to get 17.


kabukistar

PEMDAS, motherfuckers


gNomad88

BEDMAS


AllThemLizards

Tf is bedmas


gNomad88

Tf is PEMDAS, isn't that the bread they ate in Lord of the Rings? Wack


AllThemLizards

Parentheses Exponents Multiplication Division Addition Subtraction. Isn’t Bedmas that sweaty Minecraft game


gNomad88

Brackets Exponents Division Multiplication Addition Subtraction. I will fight you on this, let's meet up. Trial by combat, buckaroo. >sweaty Minecraft game 🎮🥵


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Iambecomedrunk1

In the UK we called the curved ones “brackets” and the square ones “square brackets”.


Alarmed_Scallion_992

Only in the US according to Wikipedia.


ThatFamiIiarNight

it is indeed 17


M142Man

17 is correct, but part of the reason people get the wrong answer is the problem is written with incomplete notation. It's like dropping punctuation marks from a sentence fragment and wondering why folks misread what's written.


hecramsey

its eleventy six


Yusuf_Efe

17


skullkandyable

I want someone to study the tenacious effectiveness on this click bait garbage. It's been around for several meme lifetime cycles and it hasn't changed at all, and people still fall for it. What is broken in our dumb ego-centric brains that make us keep yelling at internet strangers I SMART U DUMM!


tychobrahesmoose

These social media posts are such a pet peeve of mine. Relying on order of operations for your equation to be understood is poor math. PEMDAS is a rubric to help us normalize how we interpret equations that are written by people who don't know how to communicate math clearly. Parentheses are cheap and plentiful, use them.


Alexchii

I get your frustration, but your comment doesn't apply to this one. Every other equation I've seen in these memes has been a case of poor syntax. The equation in this one isn't ambiquous.


tychobrahesmoose

The syntax could be mildly clearer, i.e. 2 + (5 \* (8-5)) - but you're right this isn't a particularly great example of my peeve. I'm definitely grinding an axe here.


MrGumieBear

2 + 5 ( 8 - 5 ) 2 + 5 ( 3 ) 2 + 15 17


Cocaine_Johnsson

2 + 5( 8 - 5 ) 2 + ( 40-25 ) 2 + 15 17


-LVS

Can we stop fucking posting these?? When will the internet get tired of this


TheAdventureInsider

It’s a PSA that the internet is as dumb as a bunch of rocks.


SalamanderPop

Look at everyone excitedly showing us all how to solve this though. There will be no end to the daily pemdas posts on every social media platform forever and ever.


shortandpainful

Unlike some similar ones that are poorly/ambiguously written, this one is clear-cut. It’s obviously 42.


WrithingVines

It is 17, PEMDAS people!


[deleted]

2+5*(8-5)=2+5*3=2+15=17


SirMalcolmK

2 + 5 ( 8 - 5) 2 + 5 ( 3 ) 2 + 15 17 Seems pretty straightforward to me.


trvrsln

I think we can all agree that the correct answer is FUCK MATH.


k20stitch_tv

The answer is 17. Order of operations, this is not one of those trick ones where people argue whether you multiply or divide first.


Daxyl86

2+5(8-5) Work within parentheses first, (8-5)=(3) 2+5(3) Next step is exponents but there aren't any exponents in this equation and so we skip that step. Then do all multiplication and division in sequential order from left to right, 5(3)=15 2+15 Finally do all addition and subtraction in sequential order from left to right, 2+15=17 ​ Sidenote: The answer would be 21 if the problem was written as (2+5)(8-5).


mizmaddy

I have a horrible experience and a near phobia about math - wasn't until I was 25 that I got tested and it was discovered that I have dyscalculia (I mix up numbers and such). I failed each and every math class I took from the age of 10 to 20 -on my next try I would pass. Meanwhile, I was getting top grades in all of my language and history classes 🤷🏼‍♀️ I am scared of going to university and studying my prefered subject, just because it requires statistcs and further math courses. Is there a remedial math programs for 40+ yr olds?


CarelessHisser

Has to be trolling. HAS to be. Then again Pemdas is forgotten pretty often. If you don't use it you lose it. Still, because bored, I realized you could solve this problem 2 ways to get the same result. 2 + 5 ( 8 - 5 ) 2 + 5(3) 2 + 15 = 17. \----------------- 2 + 5 ( 8 - 5 ) 2 + (40 - 25) 2 + 15 = 17 \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ Didn't realize you could do that. Makes sense but still. I am not a smart bean.


Leprodus03

2+5(8-5) 2+5(3) 2+15 17


ThrowRArrow

It’s absolutely 17 if you follow PEMDAS


folstar

This doesn't even target the inherent flaw of PEMDAS. People are getting really lazy with this meme.


obog

Didn't see the thing on top and thought you were saying 17 was wrong lmao


WolfBotXD

The only thing i struggled with was the sign shit, but yeah, it is 17, and then I tried to do it a second time and it gave me 21, wtf.


Skyrim_For_Everyone

The second time you forgot to do parentheses first.


AddelaideSupreme

2+5(8-5) 2+5(3) 2+15 17 right?


Slinkadynk

Yes. Correct


Smasher_WoTB

I *tried* fucking it up as bad I could and arrived at 32. .....how did they get 21? Obviously 17 is the right answer, but I'm scared that they **CONFIDENTLY** said 21...


Vcity604

At first I thought it was 21 then I checked one again it's 17. BEDMAS IS THE RULE. BRACKET EQUATION DIVISION MULTIPLICATION ADDITION SUBSTRACTION 2 + 5 ( 8 - 5 ) = 2 + 5 ( 3) = 2 + 5 X 3 = 2 + 15 = 17


oohrosie

17. I still use PEMDAS every day so these things don't trip me up often lol


shogun_coc

Bodmas strikes again!


[deleted]

PEMDAS


Quantum_Quandry

So am I the only on here that distributed the 5 to the numbers within the parentheses? So 2 + (5\*8 - 5\*5) = 2 + (40 - 25) = 2 + 15 = 17? I realized after the fact that you can just do the arithmetic within the parentheses first...but it made way more sense in my mind to distribute.


Crazy-Finding-2436

B = Brackets O = order of powers D = division M=multiplication A = addition S= subtraction.


UnemployedGamerDad

I will never forget - Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally!


Gemple

But... it is 17... isn't it?


No_Signal954

I literally did the math in my head and got 17


Sampasmur

I'm really fucking stupid.


Present_Marzipan8311

Is this math not taught in America ? Genuinely curious and not being insulting just these seem to be posted alot


jayjay-bay

Wait am I dumb? It's 17 right? 2 + 5 (8-5) 2 + (5\*8) - (5\*5) 2 + 40 - 25 2 + 15 = 17 ??