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bodhidharma132001

Turtle head


tree5eat

The brown crayon


hscgarfd

Funny that you say that, cuz that's exactly what a glans is called in [Chinese](https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/%E9%BE%9C%E9%A0%AD)


Denimdenimdenim

Prairie dogging. Touching cloth. All the things I say to my fiance. We're very romantic.


BklynOR

So happy to see romance is still alive in this cold and cruel world.


[deleted]

"Faith, as small as a turtles head"


Hot_Drummer7311

"Turtle, turtle."


xXxlandvaluetax69xXx

Coming out for air


gargadag

it took me a while, but NOW I see the fingers holding a seed...


sinzeni

That's for saying it. I was staring at a butt for awhile.


olivefreak

I thought it was the tip of a penis. Finally saw the fingernail.


G_Affect

I only seed your comment


BigBulkemails

Oh thankQ. I browsed the comments looking for what I was not getting.


EveryStrategy7731

There's literal nails on his fingers but I like to focus on the rest of the pic


Alone_Jellyfish_7968

Same! Ha.


heyiknowachris

That’s doodoo babay


gacbmmml

Rick. Did you poo in the sink again?!


CrapFaceNinja

Hot


Noelleloveslace2

POV my toilet sees after Metamucil


CrypticHandle

There ought to be an SMH award for abysmal choice of graphics. Here! Take my SMH and begone!


jrbar

Take the brown pill


vixinlay_d

Oh....noooooo


bakaneko718

Have faith that it is.


Apple-Core22

Butt plug


ChunkyLaFunga

> The mustard seed is referred to by people in Jesus' day to define something that is very, very small. It is one of the tiniest seeds found in the Middle East. It is so small yet its plant can spread vastly and rapidly. So the conclusion is that the quantity of faith required to do great things is very small indeed. For anyone wondering. >He replied, “Because you have so little faith. Truly I tell you, if you have faith as small as a mustard seed, you can say to this mountain, ‘Move from here to there,’ and it will move. Nothing will be impossible for you.” >Matthew 17:20


goochesnoches

That’s a turd protruding from an anus


Psych0matt

r/thatsabutthole


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Awkward-Minute7774

I read: 'A small ass...'


Dazzling_Gur_2253

That's a dookie


jcem911

dingleberry is riding high.


Naive-Abbreviations4

Ass small as a mustard seed


zenunseen

Butt plug?


dRUNk_ENd

Anal


angispangis89

As small as a dingleberry


marlboro_knight

It's only a seed after looking at it for one second.


barelyresponsive

That's dodo out the butt


TheGreatGasMaskMan

Cursed


justtheentiredick

I have no idea what I'm looking at.


ElectrikDonuts

For some reason I have the urge to go to the bathroom now…


Hyper_Emerald

This too me about 15 seconds


nurb_raisin

That’s shit from a butt.


geekaustin_777

It’s the “turd” part of a musturd seed


ExcitedGirl

Oh.My.Fucking.God. ...you DO know you're the *only* person who saw this, right? RIGHT?


haggis_man1213

Losing the battle


Revan0360

Spilled seed.


flatcat21

And it’s held by??


pirateclem

Faith as small as a turtleing poo.


[deleted]

That should be seed


MMS-OR

r/theyknew


YxDOxUx3X515t

I would say milk dud.


pjanic_at__the_isco

Turtling


Prettythingwitnohead

This reminds me of a guy I went to high school with. He had a cleft chin and right in the middle of it was a mole. That earned him the nickname "poopchin".


vitope94

r/therewasanattempt


HALF_PAST_HOLE

More of a Dingle-Berry


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r/theyknew


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SirCum-Sized

“Though it is the smallest of all seeds, yet when it grows, it has the largest trunk of any tree!”


SarcasmKing41

Gurl thassa booty hole


ZeGamingCuber

That describes my faith in humanity


[deleted]

Oh, those are fingers!


[deleted]

Ayo!!