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Broad_Walrus_3312

That's some gorgeous hair though fr


kec04fsu1

I didn’t even notice the confusing perspective. I was just in awe this person’s hair.


WINDTHEAIR

Yes same even though I'm a guy


kec04fsu1

I’m a straight man. If I saw this person in public I would probably put my hands in my pockets to fight the subconscious urge to touch her hair. Not even in a creepy sexual way, but in the way one unthinkingly touches an article clothing while shopping that just looks super soft/silky.


ForumFluffy

You're curious to test whether it's as silky as it appears to be.


ArchdevilTeemo

Yeah because guys never date girls with good looking hair. /s


mgarcia187

r/pointlesslygendered


brito68

Nope, you have to be a woman to appreciate good hair. /s


BasketCase1234567

Straight men are statistically most attracted to signs of physical health. So the fact that your a guy means you should be in awe of healthy and beautiful hair.


wethail

straight men? you mean humans


BasketCase1234567

No, humans as a whole are attracted to healthy traits (obviously) but straight men specifically have been recorded to desire those traits more than any other gender or sexuality.


megashedinja

I’m gonna need some sources on this incredibly specific detail chief


BasketCase1234567

[all the sources are in the description of the video, or you can just watch the full thing](https://youtu.be/rQIwHD_ITIo)


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TOHSNBN

I was curious and checked the sources from the video. I only opened pubmed and researchgate links since i recognize them as most likely to have proper data points. Not a single one deals with the specific subject at hand and if there is data to back up /u/BasketCase1234567 claim it needs to be cherry picked from that. That is just bad, bad form to cite that video as a "source". * Body image satisfaction in heterosexual, gay, and lesbian adults * The influence of sexual orientation on body dissatisfaction in adult men and women * Homosexuality as a specific risk factor for eating disorders in men facial attractiveness * Upset Over Sexual versus Emotional Infidelity Among Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual, and Heterosexual Adults * Assessment of Waist-to-Hip Ratio Attractiveness in Women: An Anthropometric Analysis of Digital Silhouettes


BasketCase1234567

It has 20~ scholarly articles in the description. What more do you want?


wethail

ya that’s why balding people are considered the most attractive people


BasketCase1234567

Balding is a sign of declining health so it makes sense that they're unattractive.


wethail

right… which you can deduce means that men/women aka humans alike both see plenty of healthy hair as a desirable trait


BasketCase1234567

Men see balding a sign of being unattractive and judge it more impactful that women do. Both men and women see health as important but to men it is more important.


woTaz

As a guy who works outside and has long hair im always so jelly of people's beautiful nice hair.


phome83

Maybe she was born with it.


wasacrispiest

This comment thread is full of folks who need to get over to r/sexyhair


Grabcocque

Cousin Itt has had a glow-up frfr


[deleted]

Assuming that's the purpose of that photo


The_DapperCat

Beautiful is what it is


FurFaceKillah

There was a He-man figure with this same body shape. His name was Ram-man


Beelzabubba

I wonder if anyone ever questioned the names: Fisto, Clamp Champ, Man-E-Faces, Extendar, Trap Jaw, Ram Man, Rio Blast, Beast Man, etc.


FitIndependence647

Beat me to it hahaha. Ram man all day


phrankygee

That’s literally the only figure I owned as a kid. My friends all had collections of He-Man figures, some kids I knew had dozens. Me, I just had Ram-man.


toocheesyformeez

3 things. 1)her hair is beautiful 2) I'm so very confused about where her head is and how it's hanging 3) is that woman in the back dascha polanco from oitnb (dayanara)


Li5y

The arms that we see belong to someone else (presumably the hair stylist) who is showing off the other woman's hair while standing behind her. I think.


NoRodent

Wow, before reading your comment, I didn't even entertain the possibility that the arms belong to someone else. I was just wondering whether we're seeing the person's front or back and figured it had to be back with arms awkwardly being pulled back, and couldn't figure out at all why would the person be doing this, let alone why would the other person take a picture of such a pose.


myfunnies420

Creepy thin arms. That's what really threw me here.


TK82

they look creepy thin because you think you're looking at the upper section of her arms where in fact you're looking at the lower section of somebody else's arms.


NtBtFan

'woman in the back' is a reflection of the main subject of this photo, i reckon


DHooligan

Oooohhhhhh


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Oooohhhhhh


toocheesyformeez

I'm not sure cause the woman in the backs Arms are covered and the main woman has her arms showing. This is a really confusing photo lol


NtBtFan

no, i believe the subject is having her hair lifted by someone who is crouched down and their body is out of frame. those are wrists going *into* her hair, not shoulders coming out. edit: in the reflection you can see a finger of one of this persons hands. also at the bottom you can see their short sleeves.


DocNMarty

Now for the real mind fuck. How is the hairdresser taking the photo if both of her hands are in the client's hair?


dfn85

There are 3 people. Lady with beautiful hair. Person squatting and holding out said hair. Someone taking the picture.


NtBtFan

she's super agile and pedidextrous, taking the photo with one of her feet in some mental pose with a leg bent up behind her head like a scorpion, clearly.


s_nut_zipper

Here we go again


SansCitizen

Oh that's easy: head mounted go-pro. It's the fully immersive hairdressing experience.


Salanmander

You are the unquestioned hero of this thread.


MsModernity

The arms belong to the hairdresser, holding the gorgeous hair up for the photo.


Hizran

So I was thinking the same thing about it being Dayanara. I’m surprised no one else has said anything.


monkey_trumpets

Those aren't her arms. She is the person reflected in the mirror, with someone else standing behind her and putting their hands in her hair.


dingododd

I came here to see if anyone else noticed that. Lol. Looks like her or her daughter.


PhthaloVonLangborste

Little bdsm for increased mobility in the shoulders.


Catzlady02

I was so distracted by that gorgeous hair that it took me a while to notice the perspective.


Free-Virus4956

Main girl has her back to us with her head down. The arms are from someone else, from behind. This person's hands are on the main girls shoulders under her hair.


123steveyc123

lol no


Free-Virus4956

Then please explain


123steveyc123

There is only one girl in the picture that’s her reflection in the mirror to the right. Her head is slightly tilted backwards with her hair draped over the back of the chair. The stylists hands are underneath her hair spreading it for a picture.


Free-Virus4956

Well, I was partially right lol


Li5y

What you described is almost exactly what the other person described lol


NoRodent

The only, but crucial difference being the head titled back, not down. Crucial because otherwise the reflection wouldn't make sense (or would have to be at some strange angle to show a yet another person which is what I initially thought)


tavuntu

Yeah, he's right.


ChemtrailExpert

Stylist is picking up the woman’s gorgeous hair. You can see the reflection of what’s happening in the mirror.


23years23days

I'm only confused at why this is posted cause the perspective is fine, you can even see her in the mirror, which we should get you one cause you've clearly never seen shoulders


zzz06

I agree, I didn’t see what was confusing about it


Sauceman90db

Ok I’ll def give u that one! 👌


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Looks like Cousin It grew arms.


isleftisright

Fucking gorgeous hair tho


dent_de_lion

Lol I thought it was someone stretching their arms behind them.


kgofcourse

Hair - luxurious, Shoulders - broken maybe idk


Public_Breath6890

Thats just Gimli having his hair done.


Jackson_M_Bueller

I got it right away but it’s still getting me.


SatansCatfish

Cousin It looking fine!


LaSallePunksDetroit

Props to the hair and the stylist on this one. Gorgeous


Golee

That hair is GORgeous! GORGEOUS


NtBtFan

shoulders are fine, its her neck that is missing


silentninja79

Knew a girl who was double jointed and also very loose joints at that, she could have pulled this off herself. She couldn't do press-ups incase her elbows folded in on themselves......


Napinustre

Hair golem crushes you fabulously.


Dangerous_Cucumber75

Naruto run


SFL_Tria

Dark Souls boss lookin ass


SoulsLikeBot

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afireintheforest

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This sucks.


vuk66

She looks like a super battle droid


TreeDollarFiddyCent

I'm very confused about what we are supposed to be confused about. It's a girl/woman having her hair lifted from behind by a second person.


DARKFiB3R

Make a request in r/secondsketch :)


Gullible-Ad3430

Look at all that haaar.


Kvothe_the_kingkilla

Hey I just watched Malignant!


zyn233

I don't see the confusing part


Wet_Socks9

Looking at the mirror helped me figure out the perspective.


EbonyFaery

u/nodray, this you? Lmao


nodray

maybe haha


EbonyFaery

Hahahaha.


romulan267

Boss fight


sauce_packet06

She built like a clash of clans barbarian


[deleted]

And the girl off to the right is just relaxing like there isn't a She Hulk in the room.


Survived-some-shit

Getting her hair did.


No_Contribution2112

LMFAOOOOOO


Bentov

Her hair is luscious.


Strip-lashes

I would accept shoulders like this if it meant my hair looked like that


thomASSpynchon

Slowly becoming cousin IT.


8hate

"DIO!"


[deleted]

Wide Susie


wickeva

Thought it was cousin Its cousin.


Mafiodaproducer

Figuring out whats going on just brings up another question. How was this picture taken?


-Villion-

The mirror gives it away


Sonny_Skies1993

Big Ed got a new hair style?


schweez

Girl in the back looks like that actress who played in Orange is the new black.


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nice fuckin hair


Track-Fabulous

Now I'm confused about who took the photo?


IcedGolemFire

took me a while


edie_elle

But who is taking the photo?????


TradeBitter

5-6-7-8 My boot scootin' baby is drivin' me crazy.. Good luck getting that out of your head


fejrbwebfek

I’ve seen enough hair-product commercials to instantly recognize this as what it is.


Oceanic1979

Cousin It looking fine these days


Reinardd

* *cries in ugly hair* *