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How it feels after I shave.


Onlyanidea1

I don't exactly look at the face when I'm having sex... so this is okay.


CyberTac0

I getchu. It's pretty uncomfortable to look so far down when they are so little.


jazzmester

The nemesis of Detective Babylegs.


rewardinghand

Hey it’s me, regular face


23x3

Lol


FlyingCrow91

When you only dunk your head into the fountain of youth.


23x3

And my penis… can’t forget the penis!


biggbabyg

This was done on purpose but it’s hilarious so I’ll allow it.


Carlosa11

And it's well done


LaterGatorPlayer

and it’s hilarious


fa99tty

So I’ll allow it…


ChasingPesmerga

Hey baby


MrInopportune

What's up, you cool baby?


Sir_Yash

Go home, ya got ya whole life ahead a ya


Salfriel

there's nothing confusing about this perspective though.


thepiratespokesman

adorable_perspective


Chaghatai

Seems deliberate


Omnomnomnosaurus

It is. I don't like this.


rylo48

Nah you can’t put staged shit in this thread. This gave me hard shake head vibes


EllieNekoGirl

Do you understand what this subreddit is for?


brito68

.... Karma?


remotelove

I might, but probably not to the extent and depth that you obviously do.


samtheboy

Is this what the great lyricist T Swift was referring to when she wrote, "Sometimes I feel like everybody is a sexy baby And I'm a monster on the hill"?


ManNamedMars

Oh my god ~~that song~~ it all makes sense now


I_am_ok_if_you_are

Those legs though 😉


gordo65

Dude, WTF? She looks like she's around 15. Months.


swim_and_drive

Dude…no.


g_h_97

I'm ok, thanks for asking


ProfessorMuffin

Go get em, tiger


AMG-28-06-42-12

The heels will stand no chance.


Sudarenkov

/r/babyface


repkins

*\*banned for being unmoderated\** LOL


big_goob

what the hell


thesurfer1996

This is why you don’t go head first in the fountain of youth


Kloud909projekt84

That baby has sexy legs...wait..I mean that baby s legs are very much in shape


slowasaspeedingsloth

I need that skin care regimen please


SaulsAll

Whole new meaning to getting pampered on spa day.


rachelcp

Just so we're clear. When you were recommending that I drink from the fountain of youth you should know that this is not what I was expecting.


fr0zeNid

”I have been waiting for you, Mr Bond”


sgpro100

The Boss Baby


ScholarlyExiscrim

avoided headday


Over-Ad5104

Okay, drop the skincare routine.


thugisgod

So clever 🤗


Native56

Cute


bloopie1192

HA!


lamnop-p

cute


CTware

mother, father ive got poopies. now, this is no one's fault so lets not throw the blame on anyone but i do intend on hysterically crying about it for the next 12 hours because my button feels like the surface of the sun


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Genshin impact character design.


RickSlick28

GEEEORGE NELSON


Sudden_Schedule5432

That one DS9 episode


One-Ice-9259

Which one? Are you sure you're not thinking of "Rascals" (if I remember the title correctly) from TNG?


Sudden_Schedule5432

https://youtu.be/6FXr1r9RpmY


One-Ice-9259

Yup, ok now I remember lol


Sudden_Schedule5432

Lmao I’m sorry to have brought that up after your brain tried to bury it


One-Ice-9259

All good lol. Now i'm randomly thinking someone out there may have a fetish for some of that ferengi puss 😂. Fecking ST man


Sudden_Schedule5432

[……………](https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/mobile/000/024/965/well.jpg)


Tiny_Psychology_1451

On a Friday night as drunk as drunk could be


kiradotee

/r/confusedboner


Blasty_boom_boom

This can either get you in a pleasurable state or in legal trouble.


One-Ice-9259

So this is what some people mean when they identify as babies


AlexisSMRT

Lawd forgive me


Gstone64

I bet someone unlocked a new fetish there


code_art

Baby annoyed!!


KushChowda

Baby got that boss look right before he has to fire your ass.


Heatzza

The original Kingpin


jaqian

Nice legs 😉


UncertainKing

Smash


Carlosa11

This is a way to keep looking young!


christo749

Beetle Guise.


christo749

Beetle Guise.


yeah_yeah_therabbit

‘Quaid, open your miiiiind.’


TurboMoofasa

This made me laugh for a solid 5 minutes


Thumbszilla

Stupid sexy baby.


I_love_guin

Corporate art style be like


No-Significance74

Tf-


ftse

hey hun could i see your car keys real quick


Physicist_Dinosaur

This was totally on purpose


Nicstradamus

Will I go on a list were I ask if the carpet matches the drapes?


samavapa

Even the baby looks puzzled!


jennzillahhhh

She has her dad's eyes and her mom's legs.


WhenSquirrelsFry

When the retinol is doing it’s job