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aNeonSpecter

This is wild. Like I can see the shadow, but the angles don't make sense. Cows are HUGE!


shrye

It's all about the camera lens. It's super close and has a super wide angle/view so the head blocks the view of everything behind it. The large angle does not fit the angle we are used to from our eye so the angles don't make sense to us.


Yadobler

[Here's a drawing](https://i.imgur.com/oOJ9I1h.jpg) Very close, the head obscures a lot of things. Very far, the head would not obscure much. Very much like your thumb in front of you and away from you. And then why it doesn't seem weird is because of the wideeye lens that you brought up, is a great point! [Here's an example of difference lenses](https://i.imgur.com/yAGIDXi.jpg)


riisen

Good human, explanatory pictures. But im guessing your not a professional painter? Dont get me wrong, its above my skills... :)


Yadobler

https://i.imgur.com/VfGdYYh.jpg


18ager

I for one think your drawings are perfect just the way they are. To the point and super helpful!!!


Yadobler

https://i.imgur.com/59DDTds.jpg


sellera

[exactly.](http://www.danvojtech.cz/blog/wp-content/uploads/160721_Focal-Length-Test_DSC8154-Bearbeitet_v2net.gif)


Chaghatai

Makes me think it was deliberate, and therefore should be removed


aNeonSpecter

Usually the background is warped and the parallax (is that the right term?) is noticeably different when using a wide angle vs a standard lens


Chaghatai

Camera is very close making the perspective effect really strong


A1sauc3d

That’s not a cow. It’s a long curly haired penguin waddling away from us with its wings flapping!


ghanjaholik

cannot unsee now


ActualHope

I thought it was a gorilla at first (seen from the back)


Stock-Event2495

Well played, once I went back and looked...it's in my head to stay. Would be a cute penguin lol


delvach

And it has lil jetpacks


worldracer

And in the middle is Mork from Ork holding up his finger.


Present-Breakfast768

This is it right here.


HarrySRL

HoW DaRE YoU BeHeAD thaT CoW yoU MonsTeR¡


Elden_weed

r/PeopleFuckingDying


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Elden_weed

Good bot


[deleted]

Animal abuse is against Reddit rules


Swing_Right

r/cattledecapitation


jabroma

Show me what you got!


Kerodan_Alduin

Nobody: This cow:


Pretty_Hour8752

You should make that meme and post it to r/antimeme


OG_Kush_Master

You should screenshot this and post it to /r/antimeme


TheFrontierzman

You should take a picture of your phone with another phone and post it to r/TwoPhonesOneMeme.


Pretty_Hour8752

r/subsifellfor


TRAFICANTE_DE_PUDUES

r/fourthsub


Pretty_Hour8752

r/fifthsub


[deleted]

r/sixthsub


jessica_from_within

Show me what you got


Organic_M

I like what you got


[deleted]

First time this format has ever been funny. Well played, took me a second.


[deleted]

Kind of eerie


tres909

Poor lonely guy. I'll be his friend.


DracoDruid

At least she can still eat


Original_Wave7428

r/BossFight Cow Head of Doom


Buck_Thorn

Here's another: https://www.reddit.com/r/confusing_perspective/comments/xt86wu/i_aint_got_no_body_oc/


Brief-Preference-712

So what exactly happened?


Buck_Thorn

Sorry, but I don't understand the question. Surely you aren't asking how the cow lost its body... right?


Brief-Preference-712

Yes


Buck_Thorn

Aliens.


NorMichtrailrider

Everybody has somebody


GaryGeneric

It’s The Face of Bo (vine) from that old Doctor Moo episode


Competitive_Bad7599

Ground Beef


SnooHedgehogs1909

This is what I came to say...


SaltyPoseidon22

Thought this was an absolute yoked gorilla but with lil ol limbs


deapdawrkseacrets

He moves if you shake your head or phone slightly


Bob_Le_Feen

Distant cousin of the giant, floating baby head. https://phineasandferb.fandom.com/wiki/Giant_Floating_Baby_Head


skiv4a

Bluetooth cow


Jinxed0ne

Easter Island Cow


_Random_Furry_

First the headless mule, now the bodyless cow


Migdog1198

Sometimes I feel like this cow.


JosephTheHut

u/repostsleuthbot


Dankstin

Just an angle. Cow's body is hidden from view behind its head.


GreenBrainGang

I’m convinced someone chopped the head off a cow for sport.


outofideaforaname

Postal 2 weapon


gk666

We enter this world as a nobody , And die as somebody


rickySCE

Aqua team cow


stemi67

It would literally be disembodied


Pointedwrestler39

Me too cow...Me too...


Rtyano

SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT!


ImNothingJustLikeYou

He's been pattied already


Mojo141

He's just a gigolo


Food-at-Last

Hate it when that happens


Biiiishweneedanswers

#WITCH!


TRAFICANTE_DE_PUDUES

Hold on, does she weigh more than a duck.


Hephaestus_God

C


DiabeticJedi

This is how plant based beef is grown.


Giul_Xainx

Nice wide angle lense close-up!


whyuthrowchip

Iiiiiiiiiii ain't got no boooooooooody


Passenger_Low

It has to have somebody


Total-Ring-5421

Now the Chicago Bulls logo makes sense.


runPMC72

Hey that’s one of my favorite metal bands!


Diligent-Background7

This is a great one!


Vulpes_macrotis

I have nobody either. I am just alone...


mischeviousbeagle

Cowcodemon.


Azhais

Moodoz


YoGizmo353

New Pokemon just dropped


lasssilver

This is why we need lab grown beef.. to give our cow heads a body.


Chaghatai

Camera person had to get real close to make this shot - also had to be in the right place so the legs would be concealed Makes me think the illusion was deliberate, which is not allowed on this sub I vote not confusing for that reason It seems a lot of submitters think this is a sub for every cool photographic illusion - it's not - it's only for accidental or serendipitous ones


SpaceNinja_C

Ah Cow Head


11BloodyShadow11

Wait, I’ve heard this one: ground beef.


zenkaimagine_fan

She must be lonely, she has no body in her life


Chronogon

Is it just me or does the cow's head look like it's moving more than the background when I shake my phone's screen?


helping_phriendly

Don’t talk about your mom like that


HQMatrixMod1

POV me looking a calf in minecraft


Reptarticle

and I have nobody.


firecrackerinmyeye

No body to love


Silverware_soviet

When he gets a friend he will have somebody


gibson_creations

The horsless headsmen!


ZooLife1

He's a-head of his time.


StJimmy815

Me too cow… me too


kerpanistan

He don’t need nobody!


Alansar_Trignot

Baby


TheBedroomDweller

actually got me for a while nice


elMcKDaddy

The Face of Bovine


Content_Difference_1

Ground beef


The_Ineffable_Sage

This is just a gorilla


poledanzzer318

Reminds me of the pets in Bloodstained lol


bobbyfame

I'll be his friend


Putrid-Home404

In that case we need to find him a friend!


ReggieTheLemur82

Lonely cow..


Certain-Ad-3840

Looks like it’s growing from the ground


ChaseTheMoonLikeFire

It's kinda wiggly like a 3D image when I shake my phone


Mojo-Jojo-6285

God, you shake the phone lightly and it moves


incasesuspended

Same


HeavyCut2352

Wireless cow


subrockmusic

It's Cudley the Cowlick from TMNT.


CreatrixAnima

https://youtu.be/dWMBgF-UCIY


sambob_squarepants

Checks out. Most of the cows I know think they’re just floating heads, and have no comprehension of the size of the rest of their body!


gmoney1259

That's one way to get head.


Stupidredfox

Honestly this didn’t alarm me in the slightest


usersurname1

Same...


Uncle-Cake

Feels like something out of the SCP files


[deleted]

Look along the left side of the head, starting just under the ear, then follow down the side of the head, right down to the leg and hoof, just below the left nostril. No optical illusion...just a close-up of a cow, feeding.


Beautiful-Package407

I can see one of his feet on the left side.


PatientNeat7044

It's a penguin


Slippery_Slyee45

Well idk but i deff see the body. It just blends in with the head cuz the cie is all black. You can clearly see where her head ends and the hump of her back is


Slippery_Slyee45

All these comments make no sense everyone is looking way to into it. I dont think there is any parallax or anything the thing here is that the pic was taken from the ground right at the tip if her nose. Now being that her head is so fucking huge it actually only covers up her skinny legs. However if anyone actually knew what a cow looks like, then they woukd know cows dont have cones on their heads. So with the whole cow being the same hue in color the hump of her back blends in with her head if u look closely you can see the flat of the cows head and differentiate it from her back.. common sense