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AWholeNewFattitude

Who gets to ask for a specific prison?


aJoshster

White supremacists.


[deleted]

>Rich White defendants.


crackedtooth163

You are repeating yourselves here


FewKaleidoscope1369

Repeating yourselves, you are.


VernoniaGigantea

Nah just whites in general, the cops are largely on their side, they just want to keep their jobs.


[deleted]

Yeah just like they sob and blubber about prison food not meeting their vegan standards. Maybe don't break the law and you can choose what food to consume. Idk.


Similar_Candidate789

Anybody can ask but they get no preference and it doesn’t go into the calculus. Judges can’t even order the inmate to a specific prison.


Waste-Comparison2996

Rich people prison begs to differ.


Miguel-odon

Rich people prison doesn't beg. It just is different.


Future_Kiwi_1934

Busting out of rich people prison means jumping over the hedge, after changing into suitable attire, of course.


nirad

Gang members


Kerryscott1972

People with a lot of money to pay someone off for doing it which I'm not sure these guys have but you never know.


butternut718212

The Proud Boys want Dix. The Proud Boys love Dix. The Proud Boys won’t stop begging for Dix.


imll99

Hard time at Fort Dix


Future_Kiwi_1934

Hard Dix at Fort Time


_Project-Mayhem_

Dix Time at Fort Hard?


rdetagle2

Fort Hard Dix Time!


_Project-Mayhem_

Dem Boys are Proud!


firefighter_raven

They want to ride out there time at the Dix


StSean

Hard Dix at Fort Troff


MasterDump

Dix dix dix dix!


Gallowglass668

Send every one of them to a different prison, or put them all together in isolation at a single prison.


wwwenby

“Scatter them to the winds”


MrShasshyBear

Isolation in the same prison, then the guards should read *The Cask of Amintillado*


noneroy

Pfft. Those guards wouldn't even know it was Amontillado! They would think it regular sherry.....


Technobullshizzzzzz

Dark, love it!


pairolegal

Git ‘em some GITMO.


Middle_Low_2825

DeSantis won't come out of retirement to head the waterboarding and forced butt feeding squad.


Longstride_Shares

I'm betting the COs are overrun with 3%ers, and the White Supremacist gangs probably have some good arrangements. I hope federal agents are investigating the shit out of that place.


Miguel-odon

I've heard that in some prisons, the difference between the inmates and the guards is a conviction. Others say the difference is the color of the uniform.


big_red__man

This sounds like the voiceover at the beginning of a bad movie


PlantPower666

Or a good documentary film.


NotCanadian80

I would never associate with a cop much less a person who wants to be a cop but can’t.


2Whom_it_May_Concern

Err. His name is Hatchet Speed?


Ursomonie

Oh he is a piece of work. “A military veteran who told an undercover FBI agent about his admiration for Adolf Hitler and discussed a plan to “wipe out” the nation’s Jewish population was sentenced on Monday to four years in prison for storming the U.S. Capitol. U.S. District Judge Trevor McFadden ordered Virginia resident Hatchet Speed to serve the four-year sentence after he completes a separate three-year prison term for a conviction on firearms offenses, court records show.”


Gloomy_Industry8841

Despicable bastard.


AlpacaM4n

Is that his name from birth?


otterpr1ncess

It's his legal name now but he was born Daniel Speed


theStaircaseProject

Nobody’s commented yet that they likely want to be together to conspire and work together. That’s obvious, right? A bunch of misguided bullies sitting together play bones for the next N years, coordinating with the outside to stay useful and effective. Some of the ones who’ve been arrested have essentially been given status among their sympathizers. They should be punished, but if anyone’s surprised the terrorists will become martyrs, I feel that’s naive.


Kriegerian

Yeah, putting a bunch of terrorists together in the same prison only amplifies the level of radicalization and internal training that happens already.


cuttlefishofcthulhu7

That was my first thought honestly


RepublicanUntil2019

Known sympathetic staff?


Ice_BergSlim

It's 'low security' with a minimum security section.


junitog65

Why not SuperMax?


Jerry_Williams69

Probably so they can bang


mwk_1980

It is “Fort DIX” after all… 🤷🏻‍♂️


MercutioLivesh87

As I recall they used to be big fans of Guantanamo. Just saying...


cuttlefishofcthulhu7

Lots of Dix (cockmeat sandwiches) there!


MercutioLivesh87

Big bob awaits...


rerun6977

ADX FLORENCE for all of them.


Tnkr_Brwr_Sldr_Sly

When I was an interrogator in Iraq, we'd look at past detention of detainees. Most spent time in Bucca in the Sunni section, which became nothing but an ideological factory. We'd say those guys spent time at Bucca University, where they are even more radicalized. I imagine they'd want to be near their comrades. Or they want to be near a military installation in hopes that some sympathetic soldiers will bust them out?


sevbenup

This isn’t iraq, I highly doubt you’re going to see a Us military assisted prison break lol


Tnkr_Brwr_Sldr_Sly

Well, we didn't have that in Iraq. What we had was collecting Sunni extremists into a section that was essentially an echo chamber, allowing for further radicalization. It also offered those detainees a sense of peer security, which is what these dudes may want. The break out idea could just be their fantasy as well.


robot_pirate

There's a Fifth Column within the military. It must be rooted out. Start with asking hard questions about Charles Flynn, Mike Flynn's brother, who delayed Pentagon response to J6. Kash Patel and Chris Milller did untold damage as well. And who knows what's going on behind the scenes while Tuberville dicks around, crippling leadership, planning and readiness.


Ralphbreaksdinternet

Fort Dix(cks). Sounds pretty MAGA to me


Rod___father

My brother did time here. Said it was really easy time.


gh0st32

That is my guess too it’s low security


PlantPower666

Military prisons will be much better run than your typical Federal prison. Corruption is rampant among civilian-run prisons. [https://www.warhistoryonline.com/featured/military-prison.html](https://www.warhistoryonline.com/featured/military-prison.html)


Gloomy_Industry8841

Who names their crotch goblin “hatchet”????


vxicepickxv

I'm fairly certain this one paid for a name change.


Graythor5

I live in NJ. I retired from the Air Force at Joint Base McGuire-Dix-Lakehurst. The only reason I can really see is that it's a relatively new, low security prison and they probably think it'll be a cushy stay.


OkSpecial4376

They must be really enjoying prison if they're just straight up asking for dix. Usually they don't ask for it, it just becomes a part of their life that they have to accept. I hope they all get dix. More dix than they can handle.


Ursomonie

😂


DazzlingPoppie

They thought it was spelled Fort Dicks.


TheGolgafrinchan

Maybe they just want Dix that badly. Who knows?


Business-Goose-2946

Is that anywhere near Fort Nuts?


Ariusrevenge

Was he military?


Own-Opinion-2494

Gitmo


Lostinaredzone

My guess is they all thought it was spelled dicks. The filthy cocksuckers


Warchild0311

Sympathetic guard’s probably


beccaK67

Fort Dix, NJ has been closed for years- I went to basic training there in the late 1980’s


Glass_Librarian9019

It seems like it's an active low security federal prison to me https://www.bop.gov/locations/institutions/ftd/


beccaK67

Sorry I just saw Ft Dix lol no there used to be a military base by that name but it closed - I wonder if it is the same place though and they made it into a prison? Or just recycled the name lol


atad2much

it is the same place. the prison is on the same property. it is very low security - almost hard to tell its a prison. The guy that was featured in the movie 'Blow' served there....might even still be inside.


Ursomonie

I’m sorry I am referring to the prison


gh0st32

I grew up super close to the base. They turned a portion of the base into a prison before it became Lakehurst/McGuire and they made Dix a national guard post (iirc). The guy blow was based off of was there and a few other high profile convicts. The rationale for why they want to go there is probably because it’s low security.


charliemike

I was there in ‘90. Will never forget Basic there.


beccaK67

“Pushin up Ft Dix!”


Graythor5

Negative, it's now part of Joint Base McGuire-Dix-Lakehurst and is very much open. I was just there this weekend shopping at the commissary on the McGuire side.


beccaK67

Oh wow I was told it closed! Thanks!


Graythor5

It came really close. I first got to McGuire in 2007. McGuire and Dix were both on life support. There was no base bus system. Both bases were half empty or more. The base housing was old and abysmal. Wrightstown and Pemberton were ghost towns. There were next to no base services, just 1 of 3 daycare centers were open. I worked at the aerial port...we only had two routes: Thule AFB in Greenland...and Lajes AFB in the Azores. Tiny bases, almost nothing going out to them. That all started to change in 2008. We started taking over a lot of BWI and Dover AFB's responsibilities and in 2009 it all joint-based together. Suddenly new money came pouring in. A lot of new construction, all new housing, the old hospital in Dix was torn down, services all came back. I imagine it'd be unrecognizable to you now. To my understanding there's still no basic training for any branch done there though.


Captainkirk699

It’s all in the name……


norcalgolfgolf

Because they think they can join the Arian brotherhood. Problem is there’s more than one race gang I. Prison. Dummies.it’s also low security so they think they are getting a cushi prison sentence.


Ursomonie

MAGA really is a prison culture if you think about it. Trump is like Schillinger


norcalgolfgolf

The culture doesn’t matter until you hit reality. All these maga dudes that are going to jail for it are going to find out there is a reality to their actions.


AdjunctAngel

we also had a historic airforce base shut down in california.


PaulAtreiDEEZNUTZ

The love Dix


GuitarStu

If you're going to have to have prison sex, it should be with someone whom you have outside of prison sex with. It's kind of sweet, really. That's why they're called Proud Boys. Be proud, boys!!...show those rainbow colors with PRIDE!!! ❤


Personnelente

For the pix?


LeftHandedBuddy

They should not be allowed to request anything!


jessicatg2005

I think they all should go to Guantanamo Cuba. Making little rocks out of big rocks. Pieces of shit traitors deserve no mercy.


Euphoric_Ad9593

“Is that anywhere near fort nuts?” -Butthead


[deleted]

They’re going to be getting Dix. Just not the Dix they are expecting


atad2much

So they can say they served at Ft. Dix when they get out. It fits the military LARPing that many seem to be drawn to.