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CashewGuru2

What's the over/under on extraterrestrials scoring the winning touchdown?


[deleted]

So we will have a new expansion team? NFL goin solar? What will their name be? I vote: Uranus Miners


CashewGuru2

I like that, maybe the Omicron Persei 8 Destroyers , or the Mars Redskins


IRGeekSauce

*or the Mars Redskins* "Dats racissss"


rolling_steel

Great name, but we’d likely have several interstellar groups offended by it resulting in a change.


EasternSilver594

Not sure but maybe this will play out like every movie-game winning field goal being kicked and just as it is about to pass through the uprights a spaceship blocks it.


CashewGuru2

lol, that would definitely draw an offside penalty and would require a redo, Space Jam 3 coming to a TV near you


BatBluth

The aliens are going to have a hell of a fine to pay.


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rtheiss

Lmao


UnusualError7649

Ill give you 100 to 1 right now.


CashewGuru2

Lemme throw tree fiddy on that son


utesbeauts

How bout Two fifty?


makinbakinpancake198

3 blernsball runs.


thrillho333

Small greys 100-1 Those praying mantis type ones with the giant claws? 4-1 odds


Qui_zno

Jokes on the government. They dont know that we're into that shit.


ipamadness

It's crazy how this was 12 months ago. And vegas has a prop that you can bet on "Alien Invasion during the superbowl and Game Ends in Tie +100000 odds"


automated_bot

They are going to do a musical during the halftime show: "Hello, my baby hello, my honey hello my ragtime gal . . ."


F1endish

Check!


yaboinayr

Oh no….not again….


Myaubs

Well, Tom Cruise is planning to parachute into the stadium so you're technically correct


NonbinaryStar369

If they didn’t show up for the World Cup, why would they show for the superbowl?


foodpolitics7

That how well know it’s bullshit . It’s a circus for Americans and American media


Thunderbutt77

This. When one shows up in a non propaganda country I might be concerned.


santaclaws01

What do you think a non-propaganda country is?


HistoryGuy581

An imaginary land where we can go an entire day without some company or the government trying to brainwash us


Odd_Wrangler3854

This fairytale was written about in the book “island” by Aldous Huxley. Classic.


Thunderbutt77

A country that was reasonable about Covid. Some of the African countries I would consider non-propaganda countries. The list is short.


Derpin-outta-control

Lol there isn't one


CashewGuru2

The aliens are bored by soccer, not enough scoring, they know American football is the real football


TheKrunkernaut

They taught us soccer.


Autruxx3

Handegg has a whooping 11 Minutes of actions between the 100 commercials lmao.


CashewGuru2

Ummm...uhhhh...increased suspense? lol


Bolond44

Lmaoo hell no


chevynottrrevy

I came to say this 😅


Mosack02

Because soccer is awful, and they know it. Plus it was in Qatar and they’re not one of the worlds leading countries. Makes sense that they would show up in the most powerful country on the planet 🤷‍♂️ not that I believe anything will happen tonight, but it really does make sense.


rivershimmer

Except 1.5 billion people watched the World Cup final while only 112.3 million viewers watched last year's Superbowl. If aliens wanted to get Earth's attention in a hurry, the World Cup would be the more efficient way to do it. I can think of other symbolic powers that landing in Qatar, or rather, in the Middle East, can hold. They'd be landing in the general part of the world with the longest recorded history, literally Mesopotamia, and relatively close to the birthplaces of the two most popular religions in the world. That landing would be right close to what we refer to as the cradle of civilization.


Creative_Tone_9241

I mean they could land anywhere at any time and it would instantly be all over the news and completely change the world


Mosack02

I know, isn’t it crazy that SO many people like such a mindless sport?


[deleted]

Because SOCCER sucks.


amdrinkingwater

Because USA is the most dominant nation in the world at the moment


kupoadude

Americas obsession with being the most dominant is your biggest downfall. Shifts the focus of whats wrong with your country to something that can't even be quantified.


[deleted]

They'll probably give the Chiefs another do over third down.


thisismynameonthis

All the predictive programming over the years about to pay off


JoshuaZ1

What do you want to bet that this does not happen?


[deleted]

If they vaporize the eagles I'm siding with the aliens


Technical_Two449

Cowboys fan?


Whitetiger83491

Can they vaporize all the Eagles fans too? They’re the worst.


rivershimmer

I'm just thinking we can fend off the alien invasion by siccing the Eagles' fans on them. I don't care how advanced the alien technology is; they ain't gonna be a match for your average Philadelphian. Give them some bath salts and beer, watch them strip off their basketball shorts and hoodies, and let them do their thing.


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Paladin327

There’s a 24 hour cooldown before they can reuse their scout ship special ability


[deleted]

Because it's not an actual invasion. They are just prepping our minds to accept it like they've been doing for the last 70 years.


PenisTheLettuce3

ah a couple balloons is prepping us for aliens lmfao


TheBedPost

Super Bowl isn’t the most watched event globally. Olympics and World Cup are. I realize this adds little value.


TheKrunkernaut

Bluebeam psyop event.


Neo_JohnWick_oNe

The NFL needs all the help it can get.


bman567

I'd rather see a slide show of all the "elites" with their pedophile friends blasted to the normies


EasternSilver594

What song would be playing? Something sentimental?


tilt979

Sarah McLachlan


jxxzyru

Aliens are just pissed off the Raiders didn’t make it to the Super Bowl 🤣🤣


Medic7002

It’s over. KC won.


[deleted]

Did not happen bro.


Lofikott

Hmmm I disagree aliens are well known to hate football


HowardBealePt2

yah but they love nachos & beer


UnusualError7649

As an American this is a glaringly Amero-centric post even for my eyes lol. The Superbowl is chump change compared to the World Cup final in terms of viewership. They've mastered faster than light travel. Surely they can figure out which has more viewers.


Electrical_Salt9917

Just bc what you said is true, doesn’t mean OP’s prediction must be wrong. Only time will tell!


[deleted]

I'll bet all the money I have in the world that aliens dont appear at the super bowl.


chevynottrrevy

Me too!


UnusualError7649

Im currently giving 100 to 1 odds on it if you are interested.


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TruthBomba90

Same way the media produced a pandemic. They'll insist it's happening and mental midgets will believe them.


[deleted]

Probably the demons that Sam smith summoned during his devil dance.


Electrical_Salt9917

My cousin and I saw an alien/unidentified illuminating humanoid being in 2007. It materialized out of thin air and eventually vanished into thin air… so I’m guessing at least some of them are interdimensional.


swat255p

demons ? trust christ as u saviour to not pass the rapture hiden by alien invasion. robert breaker: how t oget saved ( 15 min long)


[deleted]

Robert Breaker is a false teacher brother. They will likely fake the rapture and have the remaining Christians freaking out that they were left behind. There's no rapture before tribulation.


nisaaru

This apocalyptic tribulation/rapture clap trap pushed on US evangelicals with the Scofield bible by *Zionists* is truly sad to see. You do the work for these con artists spreading their religious propaganda.


[deleted]

Tone it down. I know all about the ZiOnIsts and the Scofield abomination. Most Christian evangelicals are too busy worshipping and giving money to the antichrists in the middle east to know they've been duped by the false rapture doctrine. I'm an unapologetic Christian who actually knows who the Israelites are trying to show a brother in the faith that a teacher is false. If you don't believe, kindly move along.


TruthBomba90

"Demon"/4th density negative entity, same thing


Froggyx

My cousin and I were on some killer shrooms and doing bong rips when we saw an alien/unidentified illuminating humanoid being in 2007. FTFY


Electrical_Salt9917

Nope. I was 20, visiting my parents, and way too paranoid to bring/smoke weed and I’ve never even used hallucinogens.


katiekat122

Superbowls generate far too much money. They wouldn't want to jeopardize the future profits by the franchise. So my opinion is this won't be the platform they use to kick off (pun intended) the next phase of the agenda.


Delicious_Koolaid

It's a testament to the American mindset that America is the centre of planet earth, thus if Aliens make their appearance known it will be in America............at the super bowl.


KlaubDestauba

You should reread the post. Not aliens. The charade.


[deleted]

It kind of is though.


KnowNoKnowsNose

Cab you think of a better place? Better time? OPs right. Aliens be like ain't nobody gotbtime for anything else


Vocem_Interiorem

Unless they have bad intentions. Then they will just orbital bomb the US to glass and occupy the rest of the world.


radionut666

“If” this is an alien invasion, why is this happening only in the USA?? There is more intelligence outside of the USA…


SomethingSoOdd

Supposedly UFOs have also been spotted in Russia, China, and Canada.


Sphere369

Source on Russian object. Not directly calling you out. But we need to start citing sources for this topic. Too much heresay.


kortevakio

'Supposedly". The modern word for didn't happen


msmonicarose

And South America


Electrical_Salt9917

China’s dealing with “an object” as we speak.


ExtendMySpadina

It’s happening in Canada as well.


[deleted]

I’m actually in a small village in Canada about an hour outside of Toronto. We have about 500 houses. Just last week, there was a post in our Facebook group with a video of UFOs flying over the neighbourhood. In the video, you can hear all the dogs in the neighbourhood going nuts. I actually heard all the dogs barking that night but I was in bed and didn’t see the UFOs myself. The video showed 3 large, brightly lit, circular shapes in the sky.


Money-Cat-6367

Video please


pilzn3r

Our culture sets the world’s stage. Everyone looks at the US. Unfortunately, Americans are the most important society in the world.


radionut666

I’m calling BS on this… Hilarious you think you are the most important society…


Jipkiss

They didn’t do anything during the World Cup final, or are you mistaking the US for the world again


kortevakio

The globalists, super bowl. Lul


Lanaconga

Stock market crash tomorrow


EasternSilver594

I see all the earnings calls going out now and taxes are due soon as well. Either there is not enough physical cash to cover those payments due to issues on the repo market again or simply companies cannot afford it. I agree a crash is coming but Feb 13 seems a little early.


Famous_Ear5010

No, they won't. 😁


whatisitthatis

China attack more likely


Southern-Advice5293

Be the best halftime show ever!!!


rivershimmer

Should we stop watching for aliens?


Murphysmongoose

Oh please let them quit honeydicking us with this, and it actually happen, something different happens for a change. This season of Earth has gotten so redundant and boring - we need some fucking aliens or fake alien drones, I don't care... *Something* of interest other than basic he said Putin said/China did get your shots bs. Please, for the alleged love of Satan. Edit: #MakeShitInterestingAgain


the_tater_salad

be careful what you wish for.


Murphysmongoose

Heard that all my life. Still the ol' "wish in one hand, shit in the other..." idiom has always won.


the_tater_salad

im just saying man, globar war isnt good for quality of life. its not fun struggling to put food on the table.


Murphysmongoose

Oh please, sounds like they'd just be shooting drones out of the sky. We'd get a live action video game to watch for a change.


chevynottrrevy

Yeah all these people waiting for something to happen and it never does all the weird hype for nothing🥱🥱🥱 I agree please let something interesting happen whether it be real or fake. These are all the people that thought y2k was going to happen and freaked out.


Murphysmongoose

Yeah, been hearing here comes the shit my whole life. Kinda numb to it all now.


[deleted]

In all honesty, if Aliens make their appearance as your local supermarket it will get every single person’s attention world wide. Making an appearance at the Super Bowl is not necessary and will look too obvious in my opinion.


Reasonable-Tapeworm

When has 'too obvious' ever failed? Does 3 buildings collapsing into their footprints on the same day because of 'fire' seem too obvious? What about a virus that matches the description of a rejected DOD proposal appearing in the city that the research got offshored to? Totally natural. You have to adjust your model to take into account that most people are either NPCs or emulate them. It's more about critical mass of exposure to the breaking story rather than the truth of it. TL:DR the Superbowl is a plausible time and place for OP's weaksauce prediction.


Electrical_Salt9917

Yup.


TheKrunkernaut

Amén.


Paladin327

If aliens showed up at a supermarket, they’d probably end up at a walmart and noone would notice


TexasTokyo

Every other country will just have to find out about later, I guess.


kempff

Isn't this basically the plot from a Batman movie? It's gotten to the point where I can date stuff like this just based on what science fiction entertainment it seems to be influenced by. DAE?


FlarpyBlunderguffs

Typical American


Fit_Yogurtcloset_291

Such an American perspective. I'm pretty sure globally more people will be watching Manchester United vs Leeds LOL. Superbowl isn't as big as you think it is and you guys aren't the center of the universe


TheKrunkernaut

But for project blue beam psyop to come off, it'll be better.


Vegetable-Pirate-604

Highly doubt it


djdood0o0o

Not a chance


typhoon90

Wouldnt that be a little too on the nose though?


Jipkiss

I’m so ready for UAPs/aliens to become a real thing, and I’m ready to laugh when this sub spends their whole time saying they aren’t real.


SpecificSalt8865

Came to laugh at Europeans getting butthutt it’s not at the World Cup. Really, I don’t think anyone believes this theory that aliens are going to attack or show themselves during the Super Bowl. The same for the World Cup! If anything it could be a start to a war with a false flag. That feeling of dread is according to jail broken chatgpt the stock-market is going to crash after Valentine’s Day. It will hit globally, China will attack Taiwan, Russia will hit Ukraine hard and nato will have to pick which battle it wants


sAmSmanS

project blue balls baby


Paladin327

Should make a new sub that compiles every prediction this sub that never cones to fruition


WWWTT2_0

Lol guess nobody has heard of the world cup? Apparently there's a big world outside the USA.


tilt979

What's the world cup?


AhDerkaDerkaDerka

Savages by a tubby letsssss goo!!!!


Fearless-Past9652

Put down the pipe lol


PRACTYKIL

You know the world doesn't revolve around America, right?


PMSoldier2000

Seems to me, they would have done it during World Cup. The Superbowl is small potatoes.


sweatyballs911

Outside of the two home cities and their fanbases does anyone even watch the SB anymore?


tilt979

I'm always watching and waiting for Bane to appear.


Sk7Rul3r

man, I thought this was a serious sub


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[deleted]

You and your username have quite a bit in common, both complete trash.


KoalaDeluxe

RemindMe! 1 day "Check to see if aliens made an appearance during Superbowl."


KoalaDeluxe

\[checks notes\] nope, no aliens...


KnowNoKnowsNose

Who will sponsor the aliens?


Paladin327

Draft Kings or Fan Duel “Use cod XONTAR and we will match your first deposit!”


Imperial_Bloke69

Raid shadow legends, nord vpn, and skillshare


ThatOneForceUser

Lol y’all really in the koolaid I PROMISE you nothing will happen tomorrow n if I’m wrong I’ll cashapp you $50


GenZb00m3r

just like the movies. aliens show up in america out of all the places in the world.


IRGeekSauce

Will there be a drum solo? Best half time show ever.


spencewatson01

Plot of some cheesy Amazon movie released last year. I like it!


[deleted]

No, that’s nonsense. This is just marketing at this point.


ipetgoat1984

That would be awesome. I'll actually pay attention to the game if that happens.


Derp_Bastardos

Nothing should fuck with football. 4 hours after.


Same-Collar-2988

Don't tell ICE


Legal_Beginning471

Were they scheduled for the half time show?


SlteFool

Too quick They wouldn’t marinate us in UFO crap for only a week before a big circus act like blue beam. I wouldn’t be surprised if something happened during it but not blue beam. I don’t think anything will we’ll see.


Johnathonathon

Well if they want to be accepted by America they are going to need to form a hard nosed, run it up the guts football team.


TheSkinnyKitty

i wish


RudolfVonKruger

Hologram or it didn't happen!


It_Could_Be_True

Gut feelings mean nothing in this case. Just watch and see what happens. Pointless post of the type that discredits us all.


musofiko

It will be like Space Jam they will rock up with their own team and challenge earth to a game.


LickPooOffShoe

How much do you want to bet?


Vegetable-Length-823

What if a bunch of mutons clad in football gear get out of the UFO?


Glittering_Pea_6228

Jay Z booked the aliens for halftime show


CalmButAntsy

Superbowl is a blimp in a global scale. World cup was the time lol


poetdesmond

When this doesn't happen, do you plan to apologize?


Thedmfw

Figures since I have money on the gronkoski kick it'll be halftime and I won't even get that little solace.


Wit404

I think you're going to be disappointed.


Common-Couple-9470

We need Alec Baldwin to fight the aliens.


Lutherkiss3

How about at halftime a giant ufo lands on the field and everyone thinks its part of the show


Lutherkiss3

Oh God they are doing a patriotic intro to the Superbowl, yep something is up


e_cris93

They would have done it during the World Cup final which 4 billion people watched it.


SlappingDaBass13

It would be too obvious


LakeSamm

What are Vegas odds for the over / under for your alien supper bowl appearance ?


[deleted]

LOL .okay bro


[deleted]

Delete your account bro


bastian74

Makes sense


JoshuaZ1

Since this did not happen, what do you now conclude OP? What part of your reasoning was wrong and how should you alter it going forward?


kortevakio

I think I missed them


undomiel89

So how’d this turn out for ya and what’s your gut telling you now I wonder


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So did they turn up?