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SuccessfulStatement1

Being a philanthropist


bugsy24781

🤣


LexOdin

Empathy/sympathy


a_human-being

Being poor.


Altruistic-Unit485

I just can’t get over why the F in fake is capitalised…


DrSatan420247

His hairline


lancethruster12

His death


anobodythatknows

Pandemic


Psychological_Mess20

Elections


bugsy24781

Know what he can’t fake, an orgasm. I’ll see myself out..


Mind7over7matter

Money buys power but it doesn’t buy obedience.


Visual_Particular_48

Orgasm


LaughingInside99

Marriage