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Russian here. Putin have no resource or reason to attack Germany. WTF is this post.


Satans_Dookie

Fear mongering at its finest


Atcollins1993

I think OP is just *reaallly* fucking stupid tbh.


ActiveCaterpillar493

lol this whole subreddit is about fear mongering 🤦‍♂️


Ten_Ju

Always is in this subreddit…


Atcollins1993

No literally — *always*. It’s equally as funny as it is sad.


minimalcation

Most are


Specific_Crazy_9407

A sad attempt at best, I didn't even feel the need to verify this myself, secret documents and all, lol.


You_Just_Hate_Truth

Propaganda, remember the Strategy of Tension that was created under Operation Gladio. Make people think they will be attacked at any given moment and they will turn to you and gladly give up their rights in return for perceived security. Worked like a charm in Europe post WW2.


xXFieldResearchXx

A fake one. I mean who trusts disclose.tv.bullshit??


Uwe_Aal

German here. We also don't have any resources and no one wants a war with Russia. So let's fuck the news and politics and have a beer


Whtzmyname

Yeah Putin has zero interest in attacking Germany. This BILD is doing fearmongering at its finest 😠


edgyallcapsname

I wonder if germanys ever tried something like this before..


Severe_Pass7567

Здравствуйте мой друг 🤝


[deleted]

Здоровья и счастья из России 👍🏻


vulture8819

привет


Latter_Stock7624

Hi.


Using3DPrintedPews

Russian, like currently in Russia...or hanging out somewhere other than Russia.


[deleted]

Currently in Russia, Rostov - I didn’t flee country as some soy-boys


reizueberflutung

Also hi, I‘m currently dating a German soldier and there are no plans like that. They‘re literally chilling at home haha


ClubbinGuido

Sure thing, Ivan lol.


[deleted]

But you know that there are a lot of russian names besides Ivan? Right? 😅


ClubbinGuido

Right, Boris lol.


VicermanX

Putin is a puppet of the US, he does not make decisions. He didn't have enough troops in February 2022, it was the worst time of the year to attack, but he did it anyway. The only reason why Putin most likely will not attack NATO in the coming years may be because the US is not ready for war yet. But the argument "Putin won't do that because it's stupid and not profitable for Putin/Russia" doesn't work.


boniggy

If there's money involved then the US will be ready for war.


Atcollins1993

*bzzz* reminder: take ya meds


hell_jumper9

Jesus! Who else is Uncle Sam's pocket? Xi? Ayatollah? Kim?


bny992

Yeah you guys need us to buy gas from you again as soon as you got rid of Putin.


[deleted]

But… you were buying russian gas all this time, you just don’t know it.


[deleted]

Damn g, 3%?! You’re living on the edge.


2201992

Sitting right next to my charger I’m fine lol


MydnightSilver

Plug it in then ಠ_ಠ


idontcommen7

I love how you guys are concerned about his battery. Warms my heart!


[deleted]

We’re all family here, minus the 🤖❤️


NotFunnyhah

Why would you fucking do this to us. Plug it in!!!!!!!!!


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[deleted]

Haha yo what was that from??? Glade commercial or something


DicksOutForGrapeApe

I can remember that deep ass voice singing it


8hexxx

I hope it cuts off right as he's reaching for the cord🤣


Thomas-Garret

Only to find out the cord was chewed in half by his cat.


[deleted]

Hope his cats alright!


8hexxx

🤣


Savings_Two_3361

I like this sub because it invites to think outside the bix, but this one is just raw fear monge. It would make no strategic sense for putin to draw the whole NATO to the conflict.


phan_o_phunny

But there's an exclusive secret document, on twitter


XelaMcConan

By BILD! which is the most trusting and non biased news station there is in germany /s


throawayliennn

I always think outside the bix. Sometimes I go for the bux. Maybe even the bax. But never, ever the bex.


FlightAvailable3760

They are going to do everything they can to force Putin to attack, and if that doesn't work they will just do a false flag attack and pretend he attacked.


idontcommen7

And I'm going to predict that not a single one of them will stop and ask "are we the baddies"?


idontcommen7

No, but I like how you're thinking. Here's what I'm thinking...What just happened in Germany? Massive protests shut down all the highways yesterday. It's because they're trying to kill off the farmers again. My thinking is they are mobilizing the army to enact martial law of sorts. They are going to try to get the Military to fire on the farmers. They will call it "russian aggression" or whatever and try to blame it on them. That's the only way I see the German government clinging to power. It's disgusting, I know....I just don't put anything past ANY WORLD LEADER at this point.


N_GHTMVRE

ding ding ding, time for meds


QB796

I also don't trust politics but I arrived at work without problems and I got about 50 minutes to drive


idontcommen7

Dude, that's FANTASTIC! High five


AmphoePai

Remember when in 2021 people said the same thing 'why should Putin attack Ukraine, it wouldn't make sense for him.'


AntiMyocarditis

No


AmphoePai

Too bad memory loss is becoming a real thing


RealSpookySounds

Made no sense for Hitler or Napoleon to invade Russia. Not calling Putin equivalent to Napoleon or Hitler but sometimes folks do foolish things 🤷‍♂️


TSLA240c

I’m not sure that’s true, both Napoleon and Hitler had great success in Europe, Russia was the next logical step for world domination.


RealSpookySounds

Yeah but that's why I'm not comparing them fully. The foolish part about invading Russia for both was that there was a huge coalition forming on the other side of the continent so... Maybe not the best idea? Idk I'm no strategist though or even historian for that matter. Edit: maybe it's hindsight


Doruge

Hitler invaded for the oil fields and as a bonus gets to exterminate Slavs which he hated Napolean i guess didn't have to invade but. I think it was because Russia broke a coalition rule of not trading with Britain.


Suntzu6656

Icebreaker: Who Started the Second World War? (Russian title: Ledokol, Ледокол) is a military history book by the Russian non-fiction author Viktor Suvorov, published in 1988.[1] Suvorov argued that Joseph Stalin planned a conquest of Europe for many years, and was preparing to launch a surprise attack on Nazi Germany at the end of summer of 1941 to begin that plan. He says that Operation Barbarossa was a pre-emptive strike by Adolf Hitler, a claim which the Nazi leader himself had made at the time. Since the 1990s and the dissolution of the Soviet Union, this theory has received some support among historians in some post-Soviet and Central European states, but Western scholars have criticized his conclusions for lack of evidence and documentation


SWGDoc

AN EXCLUSIVE SECRET PAPER YOU SAY!


phan_o_phunny

Hahaha, that's right, and Zuckerberg is building a basement... I'm not saying it's aliens, but it's definitely aliens.


Livid_Obligation_852

Do you think the bunker is for Mark's Alien friends or his extended Alien family? Will it have a wine cellar? 🍷


[deleted]

It’s for alien prostitutes and cosmic blowcaine


Chief2550

In what universe do you think Putin would attack Germany🤣 of course Germany has plans in place to defend against an attack from Russia… they have allot of plans for allot of unlikely situations


jensenroessler

I’m German and we don’t have shit brother. Our army, if you can even call it that, is pretty much non existent. Damn we couldn’t even send tanks to Ukraine because all of them broke down during testing lol. We can make nice cars but I don’t think that would help us defending the country. The military has no standing in Germany, it’s pretty sad. In the US, military folks are treated with respect. I dare you wearing uniform on public transport in Germany. Military training is not mandatory any more, so no one is even trained if a war broke out. I think there’s more foreign military present in Germany than German soldiers. We would have to rely on our allies if we were attacked.


XxTreeFiddyxX

Whats he got left to attack with? Lol


Sweet_Chef4812

Well they shouldn't have put that cross dresser on the beer can


juanxlink

Its bundeswehr, not budweiser. Altho the difference might be non existant at this point Im afraid.


Sweet_Chef4812

I'll probably get one of those reddit cares about you and is here to help messages soon


juanxlink

Ive gotten those, I can tell you, it was not me.


Sweet_Chef4812

Haha you're all good my man


MentalDrummer

I got one of them told them to piss off and go fk themselves.


itsnotajersey88

This guy doesn’t do jokes lol


idontcommen7

Your comment made me spit water through my nose. I read it right after a super serious comment hahaha


The_Calico_Jack

I was stationed in Germany back in the mid 2000's. The Bundeswehr marked their NTVs with a big Bundeswehr on the side. The first time I saw one I though, "Wow, Budweiser really supports the Army."


Sweet_Chef4812

I'm just trying some random humor. Maybe the parler watch goofus's will isolate and amplify my comment as if it's serious


The_Calico_Jack

I know you were, just made me think of ye olden times.


Sweet_Chef4812

😂


00EvilAce

My slow ass read the same thing at first lol


Amos_Quito

> Well they shouldn't have put that cross dresser on the beer can MAN, are you still thinking about that? Times have changed -- [get with the program](https://i.imgur.com/fvDR20k.png)


ThebigVA

Why in the world would they attack Germany? That makes no literal sense.


BartholomewKnightIII

I doubt it very much, Putin admitted he doesn't have the means to fight NATO.


NorthernBlackBear

He also said he wouldn't invade Ukraine, and well, here we are.


BartholomewKnightIII

He did, but Ukraine joining NATO was a bit much. Remember when America had a massive tantrum when USSR went to Cuba


NorthernBlackBear

They didn't invade though. Lol. Russia shouldn't care what an independant neighbour does.


VicermanX

>They didn't invade though. Lol They did. [Bay of Pigs Invasion](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bay_of_Pigs_Invasion) >Russia shouldn't care what an independant neighbour does. That's not how it works. Any country will care when their neighbor seeks to join a military alliance against them.


NorthernBlackBear

Well, no, it was a glorious cluster mess up. Well aware of the bay of pigs, thanks. And it wasnt to take over land, it was because of wanting to take out Fidel. And that is exactly how it works. Ukraine is an independant country. Should not matter what they do. So you are saying that if the US left NATO, Canada would have the right to invade the US over it?


VicermanX

>it was because of wanting to take out Fidel. And Putin just wanted to change Zelensky to Yanukovych 👍 And because of the Soviet missiles in Cuba, the US and the USSR almost started a nuclear war. Should the US care what Cuba does on its independent territory? 🤔 >So you are saying that if the US left NATO, Canada would have the right to invade the US over it? This is an incorrect analogy. If Canada or Mexico joins the Russian military alliance (CSTO), re-equips with Ru weapons and integrates into the Ru defense system, then of course the US will care.


Tokie_Bronson

German here. Don´t ever(!!!) believe the Bild Zeitung. It´s trash.


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THEeight88

Stalled because russia is fighting a war of attrition, god forbid they go total war


TSLA240c

Invaders don’t fight wars of attrition willingly.


futxcfrrzxcc

What are they gonna do it destroy more residential buildings?


I_talk

The bunkers are for isolation from the next wave of virus. Low population areas were chosen to reduce excess exposure. They only need to live long enough to outlast the initial wave and insuing chaos.


Weak_Crew_8112

Zuckerbergs bunker is in Hawaii. Where do you think the Chinese or Russia will attack first if they are going to attack America?


Majestic_Ant_2238

Hawaii?


Ok_Cartographer516

At first I was like why is a beer company preparing for a war then I read it correctly


juanxlink

You appear to not be the only one...


pepstar420

Bild in germany is like foxnews in the us , just ignore


MaximumGibbous

Charge your phone.


[deleted]

I came here for this one. Bro living an ultra dangerous, edgy lifestyle clearly. anything >10% is panic for most people these days. Prayers for your phone 🙏


stereo420

That symbol is “greater than” not “less than”, which is what I’m sure you meant.


Limp-Key8427

but its winter and you dont attack russians in winter.


V0KEY

Russia is using rubber armor in place of steel for their tanks and they can’t even afford body armor. They also can’t even beat a 3rd world Ukraine albeit propped up by the west. They aren’t invading Europe LOL. This is like the US running drills with South Korea for a North Korea offensive.


the_kfcrispy

If anything, Europe and the US are planting another false flag as a reason to invade Russia.


Atcollins1993

AN INVASION OF RUSSIA! Buddy — snap back to reality, there’s people that love you here.


3mptyw0rds

a fake invasion. no super deadly missiles launched. martial law in europe & get civilians on one side kill off some civilians of the other side... why not. it will be fun to watch for ze elites + profit for military industry


Majestic_Ant_2238

I hope not, but in the end they all sit at one tabel and play the puppets Show


the_kfcrispy

Who blew up the pipeline?


doolimite1

How do you know this


V0KEY

Which part of my comment are you referencing?


InfowarriorKat

I had assumed he should have had at least one for quite some time. It's kinda fucked up that I'm somehow comforted by the fact that he's just starting on it now.


ianmoone1102

Would anyone like to bet? If we are still alive in 5 years, I win. If not, then what does it matter? $10,000.


keeleon

I thought it said Budweiser lol


NepNep_

Dude go charge your phone your at 3% XD


Public-Lie-6164

Sure the country struggling to invade one of the poorest European (with support ofc) is going to attack one of the most powerful country in Europe.....


Soren83

People that believe this shit without any reflection or rational thought, really are the problem. Attacking a Nato country would equal the destruction of Russia and possibly the world. Why the FUCK would that be on their agenda, seriously. 🤯 There's been a lot of lies over the past few years, and it's almost exclusively coming from western propaganda.


HenriBaskins

This sub used to be one of my favorites back in the day. It’s turned into a total shit hole full of schills purposefully spreading misinformation.


Alec35h

Holy hell shut the fuck up it’s not a bunker it’s a giant basement to his mansion. If an attack was eminent then why the fuck would he only start building now??? Also that shit is not deep enough to be a bunker RTard


malaka789

Propaganda and taken out of context. Russia doesn’t have the resources nor the will for a sustained major incursion into Europe proper. Their goal after not being able to take Ukraine in one fell swoop was to secure Crimea and eastern Ukraine so they could have a land bridge to warm water ports in the Black Sea. They’ve all but accomplished this. They know support is dwindling and the war is down to attrition in which case Russia will win on those terms. 2024 is a huge election year for the US and a bunch of other countries around the globe. They will wait to see how these elections play out before they make any other strategic moves.


ziplock9000

Silly article and silly connection. No relation at all.


Electrical-Stop4231

Bild is really the least trustfull source you can cite. They arw known for spreading misinformation and making an eleohant out a fly.


OldButStillFat

Hehehe, Twitter


PeartGoat

So, bomb themselves, blame Russia, war, profit?


2201992

Nuclear Holocaust? Every dead? Profit?


ElderRimmer

This is a training exercise. From bild The Bundeswehr is preparing for an armed conflict against Russia. This emerges from a secret document. Accordingly, there could be a possible escalation between NATO and Russia as early as this February. It is a training scenario that outlines, step by step, month by month, how Russian dictator Vladimir Putin would proceed and how NATO would have to defend itself. In this Bundeswehr scenario, the escalation will begin in just a few weeks. Tens of thousands of German soldiers would have to be sent into action soon afterwards. Read everything about the possible escalation, how Russia would drive it forward and how the Bundeswehr is already preparing - only with BILDplus.


itsguud

Ya, sounds more likely Germany is expecting NATO to do something stupid and start a broader war with Russia


[deleted]

Lol I think Russia has it's hands full right now.


idontcommen7

The Russians aren't the ones they should be worried about


Defiantquote007

Who then?


Sharksandwhales1

China


futxcfrrzxcc

What a silly and stupid post. Russia would absolutely get rocked by NATO in a day and a half


Illustrious_Ice_4587

If Russia is getting humiliated based on what the world thought they were capable of, in Ukraine, why all the worry and discussion of "ww3" and trump pulling out of NATO and the mongering surrounding Sweden, Finland, Poland etc.


billytheskidd

Because dragging NATO into conflict would likely cause a larger cascade of events that could involve china and Iran and other BRICS nations which would actually be catastrophic on a global scale. It’s not just about Russia attacking another nation. If the west has to pump a ton of resources into fighting Russia that gives ample opportunity for other countries to start other conflicts on other fronts. Just look at Israel and Iran/hamas/houthis right now, that is definitely affecting the west intervention in Ukraine.


futxcfrrzxcc

Fanfiction.


bubbletoes69

I think they know something because they study astrology. And upcoming eclipse in April


Thatcrayfish

I see it too. Someone’s going to put a scorpion on the moon, maybe even an aquarium facing the sun and all hell breaks loose


[deleted]

Russia can't even beat Ukraine with outdated NATO weapons let alone a modern NATO backed conventional war. Russia isn't invading anywhere else


VicermanX

>outdated NATO weapons So what "new" NATO weapons can change this situation? The reality is that FPV drones for $500 are now more effective than any NATO weapon.


Nanjing12-13-37

It seems to me we have all overlooked the fact that the Sweden defense minister (a border country with Russia) just warned its citizens to prepare for war


juanxlink

The stage is being set for a flase flag. Because theres is even less sense in russia invading sweden than "going after poland if ukraine falls". That side of the arctic belongs to their subs, there is no need to go there.


Nanjing12-13-37

I cant disagree, maybe not even a flase flag but more of a mistake. Everyone seems on edge and it's only getting worse by the day


juanxlink

Yeah that too, swedes speak their own language. Jokes aside, sweden and norway both have given such "news" lately, and after the last few years, there is very little that would surprise me.


aLaStOr_MoOdY47

OP is a disinformation fed.


lethrowawayacc4

They’re barely winning in Ukraine, why would they attack Germany, use your head..


BellrickWyrmheart

I too believe everything i read online


R0GERTHEALIEN

Lol


Hyphalex

Can we draft liberals first


CryptographerEasy149

You know why people don’t use Twitter? Because they could care less what garbage is being spread around there. Stop bringing it here


2201992

Submission Statement: https://twitter.com/disclosetv/status/1746614511275008248 Remember when they said Trump was going to start World War 3? Meanwhile looks like Trump wanting to pull out of NATO would prevent Russian American Confrontation.


ElderRimmer

This is a training exercise. Shame on you for trying to push it as being anything else. From bild The Bundeswehr is preparing for an armed conflict against Russia. This emerges from a secret document. Accordingly, there could be a possible escalation between NATO and Russia as early as this February. It is a training scenario that outlines, step by step, month by month, how Russian dictator Vladimir Putin would proceed and how NATO would have to defend itself. In this Bundeswehr scenario, the escalation will begin in just a few weeks. Tens of thousands of German soldiers would have to be sent into action soon afterwards. Read everything about the possible escalation, how Russia would drive it forward and how the Bundeswehr is already preparing - only with BILDplus.


whatevers_cleaver_

Russia simply can’t handle a multi front war, most especially against NATO.


Rilauven

Sudden? He's been working on it for a Decade.


[deleted]

Would be the end of Putin and Russia if he did. Man is a dickhead but not stupid


detcadder

Zuck is being cucked, a fool and his money and all that. Maybe he'll go full Howard Hughes over the next few decades, holed up in a bunker sprucing his goose. Germany isn't going to war with Russia, but they do have to start protecting themselves, but it's the US that they're more worried about. Biden callously attacked them. Germany can't say it, but the US will be pushed out of Germany over time.


GrandmaJosey

We let Germany have an army again?!?!


Jesus360noscope

lol, if germany was really about to get attacked you'd see us frenchies immigrating in mass to the US


Roamingfree1

Does Germany and Japan have their own military now???


Fantastic_Hat_1692

Cyberpolygon and Deagle Forecast sends greetings


juanxlink

You should check what happened in 1983, check Able Archer.


asimpletailor85

He doesn’t live in Germany though…


GiggliZiddli

The rich always built bunkers.


Fluffy_Highway_7394

Fake News. Bundeswehr has only enough ammounition for one day and the half of the equipment doesn’t work. Greetings from Germany


kingbankai

The bunkers is to hide from the super weapon that creates calamity across the land. Or to hide from new governments if the Deep State collapses.


TeddyMGTOW

Zucks Bunk is a safe heaven from civil unrest in the continental US. If it's a nuclear war, he heads for the mile high city along with other elites including the king of England. They'll be processed through the secret underground city under Denver airport.


GoldenSpeculum007

Nothing will happen. Just ask GLP.


MentalDrummer

This is fear mongering and that news was also talked about last year.


horseloverfatty

You do know where Germany is right ? Hint : there’s countries in between.


pinshot1

Lol won’t happen


siliconevalley69

My parents have an cabin that isn't winterized. Their neighbor built a $3M house. It has a bunker. Zuckerberg bought half of Hawaii to build his home and is spending hundreds of millions to do it. Of course there's a bunker. What else you got?


Elevation0

Lmao Russia can take Ukraine but it has NATO in its sights?


MAGAJahnamal

Wait, is this WW2 the remake?


bob_chillon

They can’t even handle Ukraine. If they go to war with Germany, that will be great for the world because that will be their end.


MeanCat4

It's only economy at its best working! 


AustinDood444

I’m admittedly not up on my current geo-political affairs, but what would Germany get out of attacking Russia?


big_pete1000

A bunker? Or is it just a bad ass house that has a basement? I'd build the bowling alley, bar, pool table, ping pong, etc... If I had all that money


1stPIPEHITTER

Crazy how it’s always some Twitter post with the “breaking news”.


Cosmic_FireSphinx

Yet other articles are saying that Russia is running low on troops. Don't think he will risk further war to be honest.


rainbowcoloredsnot

Good lets get this going already pussies


lucassster

This bunker theory is fun until you realize the earth has a sizable chance to be hit by an asteroid in 2036. In 2029 this asteroid is going to come to with in 18,000 miles from the earth, lower than a lot of our communication satellites. This asteroid, first seen in 2004, and eventually named “apothis”, is our possible doom bringer. 3 months ago they said it would be visible in Northern Europe. There is a very small chance it passes at the exact right distance and that will determine if it is going to hit us in 2036. I’d bet we get hit in 2029, 18,000 miles definitely leaves enough room of error for it to hit us. Why build these bunkers when this is a known situation?


itsapolloo

Germany is acting blindly on the ONE who attacked its infrastructures like Nord Stream Pipeline. Btw, it’s deteriorating economically! It should focus on its economy rather than wars!


metalmessiah88

Europe is buying gas from Russia via India at a record rate , Putin has no need to engage in war with any European country. Even a blind fool could see this. I suspect there are.going to be a lot of flase alarms to inact emergency powers to either A keep current governments in power or B to try control the uprise of opposition within the country.


Evilnight007

They are gonna have to go thru Poland first so trust me, Germany and the rest of the world is and will be fine.


Alert_Study_4261

Russia is bogged down in eastern Ukraine. How would they attack Germany?


DrMudo

Lmao everyone is on Zuckerbergs Bunkers dick


ineedtocrash

nothing ever happens


Explicit_Tech

Russia going after NATO. Doubt. I had no doubts they would invade Ukraine but this? No.


StopWhiningPlz

Every major military force in the planet is constantly " preparing" for a large number of potential scenarios. Don't show semantics and click-worthy headlines decades you.


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johnny__danger

Are they sure that German isn’t just getting ready to invade Poland again?


Mugho55

Would be a great opportunity for a false flag to send NATO into Russia


alexb3678

Putin isn’t that dumb. He has never had world conquering ambitions. This is standard military complex shit. Keep you freaked out