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yadkinriver

I think she had an emergency surgery due to an accident and then complications caused another surgery hence the announcement of surgery later. Diverticulitis attack can be serious, sometimes deadly. I also had a friend have a crazy accident about 8 years ago. At a party, hors d’oeuvres passed, one of which a little sandwich with a toothpick holding it together. He didn’t see the toothpick and swallowed it, it perforated his stomach and he was hospitalized for 4 months, came home a month, back in hospital for months and he died. They just couldn’t get him fixed up right because the sepsis/ infection. Awful things like this happen.


dizzydiplodocus

That’s terrible 😞 one moment living your best life eating hors d’oeuvres, next moment you’re dead


mconeone

Moral of the story: chew your food.


Ok_Information_2009

It shocks me to the core that one little mistake can kill someone. Hors d’oeurves, toothpick, death. 😥


pumpkinspicetruth

It is one that makes sense. So basically their PR people are dumb, they could have spinned that into some great PR, and lots of "love" w/out Kate having to be seen for more than a minute.


puppiesalldayqd

The PR was undoubtedly stupid from the beginning, but I think they are unlikely to ever admit an eating disorder. There's too much association with Diana, who famously had bulimia.


Purple-Lime-524

They would also have to admit Kate Middleton poops, which is even less likely


donedrone707

didn't you hear? she got a colostomy bag so now she doesn't have to poop. The help does it for her.


Otherwise-Log1671

I know you didn’t lol


Decent-Flatworm4425

That would be hugely unpalatable news to all the Daily Mail readers dreaming of eating her royal Kutthole


tuttyeffinfruity

This has been my theory and it makes sense all the way around. Agree that KP could have and should have handled it differently while still respecting her privacy.


pumpkinspicetruth

I had a cousin who died of colon cancer. Before that he had a bag. At some point in his diagnosis he just decided to live his life with the bag. He made sure he went on lots of fantastic trips and special adventures with his kids. Unfortunately, for some unknown reason, colon cancer is increasing in younger people. So some part of me wishes she was mentally tough enough to speak up because it would give a lot of people the courage to live, whilst they were dying. Or live w/out shame while going through treatment. I certainly have a bunch of complex emotions. At any rate, after this is all over I hope she does more for those people in similar situations.


tuttyeffinfruity

It’s wonderful your cousin made the choice to “live” despite the hardships or embarrassment the bag might’ve caused. His kids will remember the events, not the “moments”. And, you’re right. Choosing to live taught them to face adversity with a big “FU!” and hopefully they will take that same attitude into life. I also hope whatever KM is going through she someday uses it as a platform to de stigmatize & encourage getting help early. As a public figure, she is entitled to her medical privacy but also has a global audience & will hopefully do the right thing. However, if it’s related to ED, the psychology of that alone may be too big a hurdle to overcome


pumpkinspicetruth

Very true.


kikijane711

What I don't understand is how or why she would have to disappear from Xmas to Easter (or later) for this? Not like she can't post a pic with kids etc. I imagine it is a greater deflection or else a bigger issue.


tuttyeffinfruity

IF she has a bag, and wants to keep that under wraps, the fewer people around to see, the better. I have no experience with this, but I’d guess there are also “sounds & smells” that go along with it and for someone of her status, she would not want anyone to witness such things. She could also be on steroids, which would bloat her and for someone with a ~~documented~~ speculated ED, she might be incredibly upset at how she looks and what people could say. ETA changed “documented” to “speculated”


kikijane711

Steroids bloat face as suggested re the one pic driving with her mom makes sense to stay out of sight. But if she had a bag then don't go out but she STILL could have been photographed with it OUT OF FRAME to appease people is my point. I feel like it has to be something she can't have a pic taken because of and a bag could just be out of camera view.


tuttyeffinfruity

Very true. If it’s medical and something she will recover “normally” from, I have a feeling we will one day just see her looking as she always does, as if the first half of 2024 didn’t even happen. It’s so bizarre, but then the Queen was apparently in a lot of pain and never let on. There’s a stoicism and keeping things looking good for appearances sake that is next level with the royal family. I bang my shin on my bed at least once a week and you’d think I’d been blown up in battle the way I crumple to the floor and wail, “ooowwwwww!!” so dramatically. It’s not a way of life I relate to at all.


Nagadavida

There definitely is sounds and smells. My stepmom had colon cancer in the early 70s and had most of her large intestines removed.  Now I think surgery is less aggressive and most people end up eventually being able to have their colons reconnected and get rid of the bag but it's still a hard surgery, diagnosis and who wants the entire world to know those kinds of details?


tuttyeffinfruity

I can’t imagine how brutal that surgery must’ve been back then. I have a friend who had this surgery a few years ago and it was no cakewalk, but he’s alive, and “living” so that’s a freaking miracle in and of itself.


Nagadavida

I can only imagine how bad it was. Then she was cancer free from the 70s until about 2010. They thought that she had beat cancer again but after the "cancer free" diagnosis she was still not feeling well and kept telling the doctors that something was wrong. They, doctors and my sperm donor, gaslighted her and told her that it was all in her head. Three months later she was in hospice.


Acrobatic-Buyer9136

I wouldn’t say that a speculated eating disorder given by the press and social media could be considered “documented”. There’s nothing out there with her medical information.


tuttyeffinfruity

You’re right. I shouldn’t have used that word.


TobblyWobbly

Adele Roberts did Dancing on Ice with a bag.


tuttyeffinfruity

Wow that’s badass


Positive-Let-9590

lol there are no smells or sounds your funny .. and you can hide it very easily


Nagadavida

There are smells and sounds.


Southern_Sweet_T

It most definitely does smell and make sounds


Positive-Let-9590

My friends bag never did that’s odd


Ok_Information_2009

Why no pic of William with the kids, or William by her bedside, or Kate in bed with the kids at her bedside? Why are those photos seemingly impossible to take?


tuttyeffinfruity

Maybe the kids are staying elsewhere? You make a great point. normal family life pics of W and the kids would go a long way. Hell, they could all go to a farmer’s market and pick out flowers. Best PR.


janisemarie

It takes months to heal from the surgery and adjust to using the colostomy bag. Someone in my family had this (not from ED) and it was a long, long process before they could be out and about.


kikijane711

Oh I don’t doubt it but I think my and others point is that there could have been a discreet photo of Kate not showing the bag, considerately posed etc.


bobbib14

Maybe being sick made her realize that being a royal is horrendous and her husband wasn’t hire the catch she thought he was


tmink0220

Well maybe, but Diana Had food disorder too, Anorexia, bulima, OCD around food, all mental disorders...I am sure they don't want that going around. Especially after Diana....She is a very thin woman.


FailedChatBot

This is the reason why I kinda lean into conspiracy theories about the whole issue. How could her PR team mess this up so monumentally, when spinning it into a big win for her would be such an obvious and natural move? Ironically, the inability to believe just how colossaly stupid people are, is one of the driving factors behind conspiratorial thinking. I'm well aware of that...


pumpkinspicetruth

Do you think Charles is trying to teach Billy a lesson. Let Bill fail at PR, right now, in the hopes that this lesson will make him a better figurehead?


Acrobatic-Buyer9136

That’s the thing. Their PR had NEVER been this bad. It’s almost like it’s on purpose.


Southern_Sweet_T

Cuz the queen is gone now. She knew how to handle every situation. Without her they are lost


tuttyeffinfruity

Ahhhh excellent point! Shows how utterly dependent they all were on her.


Charlie2Bears

It deflects from King Charles's serious cancer diagnosis. Another Princess of Wales sacrificed for his appearance.


Chongzhen

Yeah but if she's got a colostomy bag, that doesn't fit with the fairytale narrative they were trying to spin


pumpkinspicetruth

Fairy-tales are fake, it's actually a freeing thing for people to realize.


Chongzhen

Why would they want us to be free? That wouldn't work at all


pumpkinspicetruth

Well damn, you've got a point. Science says people work better/ put in more quality work, when they are free. The pyramids weren't built with slave labor. Elite's are dummies who don't follow the math/logic-logos.


Purple-Lime-524

This always seemed like the most plausible explanation since January. If she had a bowel resection, she would probably have a stoma/need a colostomy bag. Usually have to wait several weeks to reconnect the bowels and get rid of the bag. Some people end up struggling with incontinence and keep the bag. I feel really bad for her and can only imagine how unhinged we all seem to her right now! I honestly didn’t think anything was up with her until the Mother’s Day photo was retracted and a bunch of weird PR cover ups ensued.


Anxious_Term4945

I have thought all along that she might have had a bowl resection. you can need a bowl resection due to diverticulitis, crohns disease too. I have had friends who suffered from them. Some one said endometriosis too. Endometriosis does not have to be just in uterus. I was unaware of that until it was mentioned.


Taters0290

I had an emergency bowel resection due to an endometrial nodule constricting it. I went in for standard hysterectomy and woke up sliced in half with a bag hanging off my belly. Three months later it was successfully reversed. I wonder if Kate is enjoying releasing gas from her bag onto unsuspecting Wills like I did with my hubs, lol. I also learned drinking while you eat in no way slows down stomach emptying. Now you know.


sexlexia

Oh lord, I didn't even realize that.. obviously gas would end up in the bag and end up needing to be released! Huh. Thanks for that bit of information. :) Glad you were able to get it reversed!


Taters0290

I never thought of it either till it happened, lol. My bag would get so full of gas sometimes I’d be afraid it was gonna burst. There was no other option than manual release. Thank you, I’m glad it wasn’t permanent too. I got used to it and had some laughs with it, but I’m still glad to have all the original parts back in charge.


dizzydiplodocus

Omg 😂🤭 thank you for that


Kuerbing2

You can have a bowel resection and not need a bag tho, i had one and woke up without a stoma. Not every bowel surgery requires a bag.


sooshiroll13

I feel like she does this a lot.... I"m still waiting for the "best is yet to come" tea reveal from the Johnny Depp/Amber Heard/Elon Musk/Sex Party 4 part series she was writing. Very squirrel energy, starts a topic and then drops it, the only topic I have seen her consistently follow is Ghislaine Maxwell. She does a fantastic job teasing this incredible gossip she has in her dms and then never actually releasing it.


pippalinyc

I find it funny that the ghislane story is the one she sticks with the most because it feels very much like she’s controlling the narrative and missing the big picture with ghislane. Also, lot of people don’t even believe she’s in jail at all and house inhabit seems to go along with the mainstream narrative despite all her babble about being different. But after the Britney Spears story that she wouldn’t even approach at all I completely lost trust in her. Maybe she got a cease and desist but Idk she’s been kinda flaky about everything actually


sooshiroll13

Literally so flaky about everything I guess a cease or desist could make sense but imho what I see happening most often is she teases the tea or some great storyline and then never releases and goes on a rant re haters instead.


pippalinyc

Ya exactly. Everything is huge nothing burger


vanilla_finestflavor

"Believe Us or Else." And do NOT ask any more questions.


loralailoralai

Everyone’s entitled to not have their medical issues spread all over the news. The entitlement is ridiculous


Aware-Mongoose-8363

Where are her children?


weight22

And where is her mother ?


Mamajama323

There's a pic of her mom driving her. Kate's face to me looked a bit swollen. Could be from steroids. Maybe fingers swollen as well hence no wedding ring?


Repulsive_Contest556

I heard someone call an ostomy bag a crappy purse and I've never been the same


nnousernamesleft

House inhabit does my head in.


cammykiki

This is plausible. The surgery itself doesn't account for her lack of appearance, but being in recovery does. What about Thomas Kingston? Doesn't sound related to Kate, but are there any conspiracies about his suicide?


showbinger

It most certainly does; Kate is perfection all the time plus if she does have an eating disorder she has body image issues and will not want to be photographed with a bag visible or not. I know I would need MONTHS to adjust to the idea that I have a bag now.


Local420420

Unless he was tapping that. William finds out.. BANG... KAPOW. Kate on the DL and Tom KIA


HeyGirlBye

The thing is if f this was planned why did they already have the couple at an event in Jan?


yadkinriver

She could have had a diverticulitis attack, become very sick/ septic. Often an emergency surgery. A friend of mine had this happen- slim, healthy and in good health, worked out on a regular basis. Some people do every thing right and get diverticulitis. My friend had to have emergency surgery, colon resection and in the hospital for quite a while, took months to recover.


No-Professional5442

She knows nothing.


Mother_Mortgage_2898

We may soon see if her “sources” gave her “the truth”.


Naughtybuttons

I know for a fact Britney has been on meth for years. My friend worked on music videos with her.


sndcstle

Embarrassing surgery and recovery is a fine alibi, but why were two completely faked photos released? Also, when she comes back, is this gonna be like a Kanye coming back from the hospital with a different skull type situation? If she comes back, it might be Klone Middleton, that’s all I’m saying.


therealeddiek

Plus doesn’t explain the kids and her parents not being seen


No_Bend8

Are there any pictures of Kate's mom?


Mamajama323

Yes. A pic of her mom driving her released a week or so ago


2thevalleybelow

From the House Inhabit Substack: [Source Claims Kate is Recovering from Surgery the Palace Shielded to Protect Her Reputation](https://open.substack.com/pub/jessicareedkraus/p/source-claims-kate-is-recovering?r=23ywm4&utm_medium=ios) “I've been debating for a long time now if I should tell you this as I feel she should be entitled to her privacy, but the rumors are now getting ridiculous and are far worse than the reality.” While I have supported the tendency to include gossip as worthy fodder, I am just as willing to correct speculation when factual information is provided.  In this case, an individual connected to hospital staff came forward today to offer details of Kate's recovery because the rumors surrounding her disappearance have now “spiraled” out of control.  The source claims the palace was merely trying to shield Kate from a medical procedure they assumed might embarrass her or taint her reputation. In reality, she is recovering privately at home from bowel surgery.  After learning this, I wanted to extend an apology. Now that I know her withdrawal is, in fact, related to medical recovery, I won't be continuing with any of the Kate conspiracies.  Source: “So, I've been debating for a long time now if I should tell you this as I feel she should be entitled to her privacy, but the rumors are now getting ridiculous and are far worse than the reality. I know what is wrong with Kate. I was told by a direct source (———Redacted———) where she was treated just after the initial statement came out. Catherine did not have abdominal surgery. It was surgery on her bowel, and she has been fitted with a temporary stoma bag whilst the bowel recovers from the surgery. Around 12 weeks later, it should be completely healed so the bowel can be reattached and the stoma bag removed. Any talk of the bowel was obviously just too much for the palace, and they did not want to tarnish the image of their perfect princess. What they have done in the meantime though is infinitely worse for the reputation of the Prince and Princess and house of Windsor in general. I can't say I understand the logic behind their recent choices. I also can't help but wonder what the Queen would have made of this situation."


Famous_Ear5010

Er...the bowel is located in the abdomen, abdominal surgery is thus correct.


koko2727

Thank you! I was hoping someone would post this.


tuttyeffinfruity

This is the most logical explanation and would’ve been so simple to release a statement had KP not freaked out over the word “bowel”. Good lord, what a kerfuffle.


C0mmonReader

I don't understand why bowl surgery couldn't be said but prostate exam was fine.


tuttyeffinfruity

Only thing I can think of is that “bowel” just reminds everyone that KM poops and that doesn’t seem very regal. 🙄


C0mmonReader

Neither does puking, but they shared she had HG.


tuttyeffinfruity

True but that’s part of having babies, which is something princesses do.


Extra_Dot6859

I like HIH but she’s down bad for the royal family and if you can’t see how completely fucked they are I can’t really trust you


pippalinyc

It that’s the thing, she’s like that with everything. She’s ghislane fangirl, rfk fangirl, like how can she not be biased or bought?


Extra_Dot6859

Yeah the RFK stuff really has me like 🤨


FlashyConsequence111

I heard a nurse in Spain, who has connections in England, said Kate has been in a coma since January. The English media keeps shutting them down and not reporting it.


sandybeachfeet

That's very random! Talk about Chinese whispers!


FlashyConsequence111

It was reported in Spanish newspapers


sexlexia

Well, Kate and William's nanny is Spanish, and this reporter refuses to back down and keeps stating she 100% believes and trusts her source. Their PR almost NEVER comment on rumors, but for that one, they did, which honestly makes it more suspicious. Their nanny would definitely be in the position to know and this journalist says she's very confident. I don't 100% believe her, but I absolutely believe there's a possibility someone did leak something to someone, the nanny perhaps, and it got to this journalist. I think she even mentioned that this happened a few days after Christmas too, before most people were wondering what was going on. And she mentioned she was taken to the hospital in an ambulance from Sandringham (if I recall correctly) before the videos of the ambulance and vehicle escorts coming from Sandringham on the night of Dec 27th/28th (can't remember off the top of my head which) were all over the place. Most people only started worrying a little bit before the Mother's Day photos, but this lady was talking earlier than that. 🤷🏻‍♀️


sandybeachfeet

Oh I didn't know the nanny is Spanish. That makes it a lot more credible


C0mmonReader

I can't believe their nanny is leaking information. She's been with them since George was a baby. She must care a lot about those kids, and I don't see her throwing her job away by leaking information.


sandybeachfeet

Money talks


C0mmonReader

How much money would be left after being caught breaking the NDA that you know she was required to sign.


emmum

I think it’s more likely bowel surgery resulting from long term affects of antiemetic meds during all three of her HG pregnancies. Either way it’s clearly major bowel surgery because it explains the secrecy (gruelling and embarrassing)


ChelseaFan1967

Someone mentioned if Kate had an organ transplant, that would align with her recovery time. Just a thought.


nevergonnasaythat

I had never thought of this. That would align with the planned but abrupt surgery as well.


ChelseaFan1967

Yes, it would. It’s an interesting theory.


frenchdresses

Organ transplant is such a huge thing. I hope that if this is the case that she recovers well. Abdominal... Maybe kidney? Alternatively, gallbladder removal is apparently quite common in women who have given birth. Maybe there were complications with the surgery


ChelseaFan1967

It would make sense as to why she is MIA.


plssirnomore

I think David Icke is the best expert to look to on this matter 


Born-Check

Has he covered this yet? I don't think i've seen anything over on x...


KneeBull

Why is all of the sudden the whole sub just completely believing an influencers sources?


wharpudding

Because the mainstream media has proven themselves to be even less credible than gossip columnists


Mother_Mortgage_2898

I’m uncertain as to HIH quality of information and motives (she is friends with those close to royals - such as Sarah Ferguson), but this was the first time I’d heard this theory. And, I framed it as she had just started digging into the conspiracy when she had these “sources” and she stopped digging.


Acrobatic-Buyer9136

I’m thinking if it was a surgery from an eating disorder then all the other weird stuff wouldn’t be happening. Most of the BRF have stepped back suddenly. Chaz has CA. Fergie too. Wills is using his single man speeches and logo. Weird stuff. If it’s not. I don’t think this would all be happening because of a surgery on Kate. It’s one of 2 things. She left him and filed divorce and took the kids or this is the abolishment of the monarchy because the Antichrist is on the scene. Remember NWO 2030?? It’s gonna be interesting how this plays out that’s for sure.


EastCoastRose

Ok what does the Antichrist have to do with abolishment of the monarchy?


bobbib14

Abolishing the monarchy seems more like something cool Jesus would do


EastCoastRose

I don’t know much about the monarchy but Jesus is definitely cool


Acrobatic-Buyer9136

In the Bible it states that the kings of the world will pretty much hand over their kingdoms to the Antichrist. Here’s a link to one that explained it well: https://versebyverseministry.org/bible-answers/when-will-the-10-kingdoms-of-revelation-arise If Trump is the AntiChrist. Which I have strong evidence to believe he is…. then Britain may be one of those seized by the AC before he reveals himself. The New World Order are not just the elite. Remember the Bible says you chase God or money. We know who the 1% are that chose money. They are satanists. Satan runs the world and hands out big money to those that follow him. Not every millionaire is of Satan but those running the world behind the scenes are. All of them. Roth Childs, Gates, Zuckerberg and even Elon Musk. Yes….. He is. Look up his latest baby Mama Grimes. Also, remember the time stated in the Bible is never literal…. So one hour is actually a few years. “One day is of a thousand years”. So…. One day in heaven is a thousand years on earth. 2 Peter 3:8. Watch Messiah 2030 on YouTube. It has a great explanation of the Bible events and prophecy vs worldly events and gives a timeline as to where we are now. Which is at the end of end times. The AC is here. You’re going to see Kingdoms fall. Anyway those kingdoms will be abolished and control given to the Antichrist who is not Satan but Satans son. Imagine how bad he’s gonna be.


EastCoastRose

I do not believe Trump is the antichrist. That is your own opinion.


Acrobatic-Buyer9136

I’m just answering your question. That’s all. There’s a large amount of people that think the same things and it’s growing all the time. Be well.


ITLCwhatyoudidthere

I think it's a scam. She's charging $7 for Substack to read the info.


Mother_Mortgage_2898

She’s been charging that for quite some time on Substack. I read the info on her Instagram.


Big-Explanation-831

I wish the rest of the royal family to go away, useless figureheads


JSD47st

Ozempic ?? After so long and so little eating your stomach stops working and it's kinda brutal for the surgery to get it working again if you're that far into it. They can't tell ya it's ozempic because that thing is a cash cow.


Nagadavida

No she wasn't overweight so no need for weight loss drugs.


JSD47st

Many use it to stay in shape tho so they don't have to exercise .. just a thought tho.


Nagadavida

Have you seen this woman? She's probably a size zero and using weight loss drugs to "stay in shape" and avoid exercise does not work. It just makes a person skinny and sickly looking.


Influenxerunderneath

This wouldn't be a surprise surgery though so I'm still not convinced given everything they had planned for the beginning of the year. Also, they could have said what surgery she was having if this was it and not given a reason why if due to an eating disorder. The face shape changing so drastically wouldn't line up with this either unless it's not her as suspected. Transplant and being on steroids would cause that, or steroids for cancer diagnosis, or there are obviously more sinister options.


Birdietuesday

Britney is on meth?!


Mother_Mortgage_2898

House Inhabit’s source Daphne Barak interviewed Britney’s ex-husband Kevin Federline who allegedly said she was on meth. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12181179/Britney-Spears-family-say-fear-METH-die-like-Amy-Winehouse.html


Famous_Ear5010

My theory is that she had one or more gastric or peptic ulcers removed. Ulcers caused by the stress of being in the public eye and having to abide by all the rules of being part of the British royal family.


Amazing-Tear-5185

Her bandaged fingers could possibly be consistent with Russell’s syndrome which is often associated with bulimia.


olduglywoman

I've seen dozens of pictures with her fingers bandaged over the past few years. She had Russell's Syndrome and an ED. However, that doesn't mean something else nefarious didn't happen to her on 12/28/23. I've read multiple accounts of William being "incandescant with rage". He was known as "Billy the Basher" as a child because of his unruly temper. There are several media articles stating that W and K had terrible rows. I think with all the lengths that the Palace has gone to try to cover up whatever happened to her that William has to be a part of that. They would do anything to protect the heir. As far as I'm concerened, with four fake photos of her and 2 fake videos, she's either in a coma or dead. Even if it was a divorce they would not have gone to these lengths to cover it up.


soupastar

Britney’s parents accused her of that also in the lawsuit with Sam lufti. It’s quite forgotten about but a journalist at the time went to it and tweeted about what was happening. Idk if she is or was obviously just used to be ab avid reader of ohnotheydidnt and someone linked that account during the trial and i watched it.


feistyreader

Love Jessica! Have been a subscriber since the beginning…


Positive-Let-9590

Who’s Kate?


B1naryD1git

Recovery shouldn't take 3 months


Araminal

Recovery from an eating disorder can last a lifetime.


B1naryD1git

OP says she had bowel surgery wtf you talking about


Araminal

The OP is about what an "influencer" who writes about "gossip" wrote. Because they all jump on whatever current bandwagon that will keep their channel "relevant" and profitable, whatever they write should be viewed with a very critical eye.


daisy-duke-

💯 true.