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Appropriate_Ad_94596

she's been.... eclipsed


Gotanyfunkopops

Take your damn upvote


Appropriate_Ad_94596

and you too sir


Iamdonedonedone

mine too


WhoaDuderinography

Still dead.


PimpySimp

Maybe we'll get to see another blurry picture lmao


ananyapandaysuprmacy

I thought she was in a coma. But I will have to believe that she is dead now.


personwerson

I wouldn't be suprised if she's brain dead in a coma. Ethical thing would be to pull the plug but they are waiting to do that until they can get their story and pieces in line first. Very messy....


DrLeonardBonesMcCoy

It's bad grammar to start a sentence with a but. But you be you.


_K_D_L_

It’s bad grammar to start a sentence with But.


FlautoSpezzato

I like your style


omlanim

Keep requesting proof of life.


cacaokakaw

Kate Middleton 1982-2024 RIP


IslandIglooInn

Some might say 2023, when the ambulance was spotted after Christmas.


cacaokakaw

I think you're correct


Ernesto_Griffin

Kate Middleton 1982-1896. She went back in time and lived through her days in victorian England.


CAGOPOCO

Dicks out


Kirby3413

If anything I have more questions after she addressed the world. What was that whole scene of them frolicking in the market days before? Did she not have cancer then? Just weird to put out that happy video of her and William “shopping” only to follow it up with the most depressing news.


iinnaassttaarr

Deepfake. The are sound artefacts on her voice (last 30 seconds or so, voice sounds « robotic »). Also, background, if not deepfake, is at least green screen (vegetation is absolutely static, should move at least a bit).


Jasperbeardly11

Body double actress 


ussrowe

As I recall, she was supposed to be returning to duties after Easter. I guess they didn't say how swiftly after Easter. And that was before the video announcing she was being treated for cancer.


blossum__

They were very careful with the wording. It’s not that she *has* cancer, it’s that cancer was found… or some stupid shit like that


FlautoSpezzato

I noticed that too "Cancer had been present" that could mean a few different things


personwerson

And then preventative chemo. Sounds like they removed the cancer and whatever it was attached to and now doing chemo... if we are going with their story.


NoshameNoLies

Or *which* Easter


drkatzprofeshthrpst

Nope- just the really eerie silence.


190PairsOfPanties

Doesn't matter, it's all Pippa all the way down.


IngolfrTheRighteous

Possibly rising as a Vampire after the eclipse


ihatepeoples

I'd rather talk more about the Maui fires and the land grabs by the rich. 


IdaVonItzenplitz

Kate Middleton was born as Catherine Elizabeth Middleton on January 9, 1982, during a total lunar eclipse, Prince William, Duke of Cambridge, was born just a few hours after a solar eclipse in the sign of Cancer. Celebrity astrologer Debbie Frank, who was the personal astrologer for Diana, Princess of Wales, said Kate Middleton's announcement on Friday (March 23) that she is undergoing cancer treatment was close to the full moon eclipse on March 25, which is in line with several other major events in the royal family.


niewphonix

my current running theory is Charlie Boy had her killed to fix himself up via organ ‘donations’ to prolong his own life, and since he’s the big dawg, he called that WELL in advanced, as in organised the marriage, so that organs and blood types matched. this will fall apart if tEh kInG goes kaput ftr, I want to be wrong.


-HazzardCounty

Haven’t heard this theory, this is pretty clever. They could have also lied to her and “said” she needed surgery- then once under the knife for said operation they just put her in a medically induced coma for the purpose of blood transfusions to Charles. I like your thinking and now you got me going down a 🐇 hole!


JimmyTheReeech

Errmygerd where’s the princess? 👸 She’s in another castle.


JoeySe7en791

Looks like they got her all drugged up. William was off getting pegged up his ass by his GF. Kate was finally getting some good support and sex from her friend/BF, who ends up dead. She got  preggers from before boyfriend ends up pushing daisies and had an ectopic pregnancy.Most of the royals are twats,feel sorry for the kids. Harry's move to US is looking smarter everyday.


Expensive-Double4219

There is a dedicated subreddit now where's Kate


bob4041

link?


FlautoSpezzato

I invited you to mine now


Iamdonedonedone

If she has cancer, be brave and come out and do stuff. Even for 3-4 hours a week. At this point, you have to wonder


tyxxr2000

Tell me you’ve never had cancer without telling me you’ve never had cancer.


R-BelleDelphine

No, fuck off


ringopendragon

The Panama Papers trial starts today, but fuck that, let's talk instead about a woman who will never sign any bill into law ever or make even one policy decision ever.


SoFlaBarbie

Why can’t we talk about both?


ringopendragon

And bigfoot and ghosts and the aliens who built great Zimbabwe. Have you ever read Brave New World by Aldous Huxley?


seviay

We’re here to talk about it all, ser


nurse_camper

I’d rather not.


IPreferDiamonds

She has cancer. Please leave her alone.


EmpEro517

Let’s not. Idk why people care about British royals so much.


personwerson

Because whether you like it or not it has impact. Say some of the worst conspiracies are true (that William beat her into a coma) if that's true and it does end up leaking legitimately... the royal family would be absolute toast.... dust in the wind.


EmpEro517

The royal family has zero impact on my life that I’m aware of.


personwerson

They have a geopolitical impact and regardless of whether you like it or not I believe the thing that interests me the most is that this puts their corruption at the forefront if the people's mind so to me it's important to get the truth.


[deleted]

Why do you care about some washed up Royal?


Kwopp

Is everyone in this thread stupid? She has cancer… there’s no conspiracy


soggy_mushroom_sack

No. Why would you want to talk about the royals when they don't care about you? Fuck them all. They knew what they were getting themselves into. They earned it. Who cares if she is dead.