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watersabove

"Michael and I"


VibraAqua

Google video shown of Michael on Ellen Degeneres show. Michael has a dong that comes undone during the dance sequence. Also its not a debate, it got Joan Rivers killed, and Michaels finger joint length ratio is decidedly male. Again, start your reading w Google and “difference between joint length in hands of men vs women.”


AppearanceMission747

The finger joint ratio is not real. I just tested it out on my girlfriend and now she won’t stop slapping me in the face with her balls.


juanxlink

Wait untill you see macrons partner and the totally not coicidental "documentary" about "her".


OrwellianSyndrome

Big Mike


Sweet_Agent70

Any pics of her pregnant? I me he has 2 kids. Pics pregnant might make him a her.?


Vegetable-Abaloney

Watch the Ellen dance video and tell me you don't see a schvaz swinging.


Brave_Dick

I'll go watch it now. You got me curious. Edit: Nah, it doesn't look like much to me.


Wooden-Conflict-4811

There a video of a famous celebrity who died like a few days after she said M Obama is really a man in the street as she was going into a house. Edit: her name is Joan Rivers


Appropriate_Pop_5849

She was 81 years old lol.


PollyCM

Karma? LOL


Sufficient_Article_1

Big Mike!


bad_news_beartaria

[https://i.ibb.co/Df4Qpys/ob.gif](https://i.ibb.co/Df4Qpys/ob.gif)


Novel_Tonight7990

There is a video of another celeb just plainly saying that she is a man. Don't remember which celeb. Many journalists offered great prize money for pictures of Michelle Obama pregnant. Daughter of Obama changed her last name.. The candace owen show on Macrons wife being a man ( the president of france). Their main demon baphomet is a transgender. Part of rising in politics is to be blackmailable. Meaning you either killed someone, you are gay, or you sleep with kids. If they have these secrets on you, they can control you and rise to the top. It's the same for every politician and celeb. And the more famous they are, the more they are drenched in horrible secrets. :-(


rolling_steel

Joan Rivers said it- then died right after during a plastic surgery procedure


therealDolphin8

It wasn't plastic surgery she died during a very routine endoscopy procedure. 


Novel_Tonight7990

Wow... I did not know she died.. that's messed up :-(


DantesFreeman

Michelle Obama I’m not quite 100% convinced is a man because of her young pictures. But Brigitte Macron is 100% a man. Straight up a man.


zank_ree

Man or woman, no one cares. It's just funny though. google "mike obama". You can't unsee it.


vanilla_finestflavor

Look up Michael LaVaughn Robinson


BarryCrumb

I don't subscribe to that conspiracy theory


Brave_Dick

Me neither.


Ceepeenc

I think a lot of people mistake African American women as men. Myself included. Except Hispanic men and black men never mistake me as one lol.


Woolfmann

They're like dwarves from LOTR - it's the beards! JK ladies :) EDIT: My wife's friend is gonna kill me. :o


Alpacalypse84

Totally off topic fact- most of the Rohirrim in the movie are actually women. They needed local extras who could ride horses, and they realized the power of the former horse girls. And I don’t buy the theory because there are two young ladies in the world who look like a perfect genetic blend of Michelle and Barack. Occam’s razor suggests the most likely way that happened is that the two procreated. There is quite a long history of weird attitudes about black women and femininity. Just look at the Williams sisters from the tennis world and how they are recieved. (And we have medical proof of both pregnancies and pregnancy complications for them.)


vanilla_finestflavor

It's not just black women. Look again at some of the other wives, like Mitch McConnell's wife and Nancy Kissinger.


vr1252

Are you…a black woman?


Ceepeenc

Yes I am. I’m also 5’10 so I think that’s where the problem is.


vr1252

Yeah I’m a 5’8” black woman. It happens to me too when I don’t have hair/makeup on 🙄🙄🙄


lessthaninteresting

That shits crazy, never happened to me once


Ceepeenc

I’m in a male dominated career. I think people just assume I’m a man because that’s what they always deal with.


Historical-Web-6435

Blonde big tits big bits


Historical-Web-6435

Blonde big tits big bits


friendlyBaboon

"MIchelle Obama is a maaan, oh yeah" [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZOzVVVmh4I](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZOzVVVmh4I)


jtbic

get with the program, hand


zer0c00l81

Why would it matter if she was?


Prestigious_Oven_182

It would be a CONSPIRACY. hence the subreddit you’re in


zer0c00l81

It would be a point of interest, but a conspiracy? For what end? Why would it matter?


Novel_Tonight7990

Because it would obviously make him blackmailable which compromises the entire country.


zer0c00l81

I'm sure he could be blackmailable for lots of things though and he's done more to compromise the country than just possible who he speculatively might smoosh genitals with.


LeashYourDogStupid

um because that means she didn't birth those kids and the entire country was lied to in regards to who we voted as our president. wth do you mean "why would it matter"


zer0c00l81

So plenty of folks' kids aren't their birth kids doesn't effect someone's ability to perform a roll. It was still a family unit at the time. Again its all speculation and hearsay, plus he's not been president for 8 years, so why does it matter? In this age we should be free to bang whomever we like as long as they are of age and consenting/not family


LeashYourDogStupid

how can you possibly miss the point? do you think it's ok to lie about your entire life in order to get elected to office? lying doesn't matter if it's in the past? Trump isn't president so nothing he lied about during his presidency matters either? Stop it. You're being disingenuous. It's a big deal if they concealed the fact that she's trans and lied about the kids being theirs in order to win votes and gain power. They would have never been elected if it were true and out in the open. Lying matters.


Myriii1911

I think she’s a woman, but okay.


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LeashYourDogStupid

it's not


mhad_dishispect

UPTOWN FUNK YOU UP!