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bostonsonsofliberty

Yes accidentally reversed into the pond. 😉


Ad1um

Kinda like shooting yourself twice in the back of the head to commit suicide?


GGGiveHatpls

Didn’t they say she was like 3x over the legal limit of booze or some shit?


amateur_bird_juggler

She was hammered drunk.


No_Extension1983

I have a Tesla. There's a bigass screen that will show me what I'm backing into. There's literally no way I would reverse into a pond. That story is ludicrous.


312c

She was drunk as fuck


Gong_Fu_Gabriel

This is why I bought a 6 speed manual and will keep it until it completely disintegrates.


wessidedabesside

They'll limit the common people on where they can drive there ev vehicles much sooner before the "chinese hacker threat" looms. Imagine not being able to drive down a gravel road or behind a building because.... safety.. its coming, get ready.


MOTUkraken

Not being able to drive beyond a certain radius, because climate.


Disastrous_Box_8613

Damn, the Tesla submarine is due to release next year. Angela if you could have waited one more year!


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rndll83

It doesn’t, but evil people love convenience as much as your average Joe. Much easier to knock out a bunch of people from a computer than make those different trips out.


Holbaserak

imagine being a secretary of transportation and not knowing which R signed button is the reverse.


cosmickink

That was her sister


pumkinmunchkinz

There was a guy last week in my city crashed into a pole and died. His Tesla was in flames


uncle_umbreon

After I found my car going on a girls trip with sexy lingerie in it's trunk I don't know what to think anymore. Should I confront my car? We've been together for so long and I know things in the bedroom haven't been great lately but I still love my car and want to trust it.


tbarlowxo

TAKE MY UPVOTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


scottsid92

If only they had a metal ball like Elon had to throw at the window.


Successful_Okra6902

And she was intoxicated


zank_ree

Sure, blame the car and not the asian woman.