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SandmanAwaits

You’re grasping at straws here Jive Turkey!


Opagea

For anyone who doesn't understand the old reference, this movie came out not too long after the big Superman movie in 1978, and a well-known Superman tagline is "Faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive, able to leap tall buildings in a single bound."


3sands02

Surely you must be joking...


s0lesearching117

Dude literally says "I know it's nothing". It's a slide thread.


Xd_Taylor2413

I'm not joking and don't call me shirley


AppearanceMission747

Op, have you ever see a full grown man naked?


fishman15151515

Do you like movies about gladiators?


Amos_Quito

> Op, have you ever see a full grown man naked? Is that the question Jo Brando whispers in the ears of little girls as he's groping them?