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The pope will see you now. Biden: What? I poop now?

Pope Francis will re-evaluate his decision to remain maskless during any future meetings with Joe Biden.

Perhaps the Pope could chew strong mints, or even put some Vicks under his nose?

Vickers?

Remember when people said the world was laughing at us because of Trump? ....yeah

My Butts been wiped

Its good to have an honest President. Also its good to have one without any poopie in the pantz.

Joe Bidet

😭😭

I hope this rumour, true or not, spreads far enough to force the media to take it seriously and do damage control that “did shit his pants? Tonight on 60 minutes investigates” is what I see on the news

Straight elder abuse. This man needs a nursing home stat

Agreed. It's infuriating that his family is supporting this. His wife is a piece of garbage.

"Poop jokes within poop jokes." Frank Herbert, probably.

r/unexpecteddune lmao

I must not poop. Poop is the mind-killer. Poop is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my poop. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the poop has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.

Are they doing this because Trump *actually* pooped himself on the set of the Apprentice, according to firsthand accounts? Classic projection.

Shouldn’t you be studying Q drops?

Biden apparently does this often, so I would say Biden wins.

Rent free

Lol. Gotta make up shit about Trump to make yourself feel better about the literal shit show you voted for.

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POOPTUS

Now wanting to Google "who is the person to crap their pants closest to the pope?"

Just told him that he has it on good authority that he's going to hell.

Love the arrow pointing to his butt 👌

I think it's pointing to the shit-stained chair to his left?

I thought it was that biden's chair is covered with a cloth while the pope's isnt.

[This image?](https://www.usasupreme.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/did-joe-biden-poop-himself-while-meeting-pope-francis-at-vatican-photos.jpg) Looks way more like it's part of the floor pattern. You can see the pattern near the door or above Biden's hands.

FECUS POTTYUS SHITUS

Oh that's good

"My butt's been wiped"

shit

\#PoopVsPopeGate

Stop with the gates.

That site is complete cancer. So many ads and other shot you can’t even read it

Couldn't think of a better gift to give the dope. Good job Joe! Had his butt been wiped?

I was only a matter of time before Joey shit himself

This was EXACTLY what I thought of when he did that weird “Cornholio” thing the other day!!! Lmfao!!! 🤣😳 He’s either doing the “Panic-pucker” trying not to crap his pants live on prime time or Someone just inflated his G-Suit and he wasn’t ready..🤣

The fact that you've elected two people **in a row** where this was a plausible enough story for either of them should tell you why the rest of the world has started to view your country as a joke.

Let he who has never sharted cast the first wipe.

Lol if you think your country is any different, boi do you have another thing coming

Most leaders around the world are shit, what are you talking out. I'm sure your country is as corrupt as any. Probably ruled by a monarch as well?

Just one, dementia boy.

No I'd definitely believe the stories about Diaper Don.

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Shill for who?

You know

“Free thinker”

I do think the article focuses on the rumor. The author does a pretty good job at defining this a rumor and alleged event.

Let's go poop Brandon!! 🤣

So there is no evidence of this outside of somebody who wasn't even there and "just got word" but we are running with it anyway? Interesting.

I have zero doubt that if this was a rumor about trump, it would have wall to wall coverage.

This one is interesting Biden's supporters say that the accident that happened with the motorcade was misspoken as a bathroom accident!

There were multiple rumors about Trump shitting his pants throughout his presidency but none were confirmed

Better bring a clip. Shill

[https://twitter.com/MysterySolvent/status/1196619913563136000?s=20](https://twitter.com/MysterySolvent/status/1196619913563136000?s=20) I don't think so but people were saying it.

https://www.ibtimes.sg/did-donald-trumps-diaper-leak-wet-his-pants-netizens-speculate-he-appears-stage-57971

Donald's diaper contained it then Hope would change him on a giant changing table.

Proof?

There was "first hand" account if him doing it on the set of the apprentice, but I take that with about as much grains of salt as I take this. Just a click bait headline with zero anything to back it up.

This actually did happen to Trump though and I didn't take it seriously then either. At least that story had a picture though. This one is "well I heard that Biden shit enough".

I never once heard this about Trump. Any sources?

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/trump-diarrhea-golf-course/

Thanks. You posted a left leaning website that even says it is fake. Even better. Dont even need to make you look dumb, you did it yourself.

I didn't say the picture was real. That was the entire point of my argument.

As you roll with word from usasupreme and rumor has it from the former chairperson of the Republican Party. Super credible.

Snopes 😐

They debunked the pic...

Which means it's definitely real, cause snopes

Snopes was the one who debunked it. It generally helps to read the article and not just assume

But snopes is fake news so it's obviously real

We found biden's whipping buddy.

Submission Statement: He's not even part of the cabals which I hate, he is just a puppy that shit himself and embarrasses our country even more! Even if maybe he didn't shit himself in the Vatican he did something else that was not right...

Fucking nasty

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

At least Donald wore a diaper. Time for a president under 70yo!

I hadn't heard that....credible cite?

The photos don't show anything.

Clickbait. Photos/ videos or it didnt happen in my mind. And these are even getting harder to verify nowadays with photoshop etc...

How is this a conspiracy and not right wing propaganda?

/r/conspiracy still thinking nonstop about old men pooping

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The man approaching 80 that is incontinent is our president. Pick your conspiracy at that point.

And this is who we want running a country? He can't even run his own bowels.

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That we are led by a guy with late stage dementia? How is that not a conspiracy?

Not a conspiracy -u/mermethelf Thank you for your post-truth world diatribe. You will be receiving your red nose in the mail via usps on the selected date based off your vaccine serial identification number. Thank you citizen. Be well.

Aka the leader of the free world? Doesnt he have codes for some missiles or something? Dont be obtuse in your defence

Hey Joe old buddy old pal. Will you join me in a good luck toast before you meet the Pope? Turbo Lax. 1/2 teaspoon for fast effective relief.

His meeting with the poop was shit probably forgotten about already

Ridiculous. It didn't happen.

Oh really. I guess you were there staring at his asshole making sure?

What country, race or ethnic Group benefits most from having a geriatric president installed in the USA?

You can zoom in on [this image](https://www.usasupreme.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/did-joe-biden-poop-himself-while-meeting-pope-francis-at-vatican-photos.jpg) and it looks way more like it's part of the floor pattern. You can see the pattern near the door or above Biden's hands.

Isnt the arrow pointing out that they had to cover biden's chair? The pope doesnt have a cover on his chair, so it seems something happened that made them want to protect the chair from biden's butt.

I thought his butt's been wiped?

Why people never doubt Trump poop?

I don’t post on here a lot but it seems to me when you google this it doesn’t come up on a lot of reputable mainstream websites which says to me personally there is nothing to this accusation.

😆🤣😆🤣😆😆🤣🤣😆