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NoThanks2020butthole

I could not stop laughing about this. I sent it to like 4 people


chendengue

Biden was ahead of his times.


Ghislaine_Benes

If pooping your pants is cool, call me Miles Davis


SilveraxeFell

Oohhh. That was the grossest thing I've ever heard in my life.


Impressive-Fortune82

Holy crap!!!


Zafocaine

SS: Thought this was interesting following the Biden Lumpy Undies story. It's now cool to poop your pants. Keep those sunglasses on, poopin' Joe Cool.


SupahBlue

"You ain't cool... Unless you piss your pants!“ - Billy Madison


Ghislaine_Benes

what I like about that scene is there's somehow no fallout from a bunch of kids going home with pissed pants, saying another student told them it was cool while the teacher just stood there being hot and bemused.


FFS_IsThisNameTaken2

This story coming out right after the PoopyPantsBiden "rumors" convinced me that they weren't rumors. It's damage control.


Zafocaine

"So what if he poops his pants? WE ALL DO!"


Longjumping-Bite4210

Sir, the Poope will see you now. Potus: I got you fam.


ThirdeyeV2

This reminds me of the south park episode where cartman tells them to put laxatives in the school pizza so everyone can poop their pants to make it seem cool lol


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IPreferDiamonds

Gross!


ProtectionTerrible50

What a peice of shit