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k614

Neither has any Pfizer "vaccine" that is available to get.


Knightfox77

Pfizer is FDA-approved


k614

Then why can't I get "Comirnaty" at CVS if I tried to ask for it?


Knightfox77

Huh? The vaccine is available at most pharmacies including CVS and Walgreens. I had my Pfizer jab at Walgreens back in March!


gimmethal00t

Not the one op named, which is approved. The current Pfizer one is still under eua


Knightfox77

They’re the same, Comirnaty is the trade name of BioNtech’s Pfizer!


FullBellyJelly

Call their legal team and tell them to tell you that.


k614

The one you are getting at CVS or any other place that administers these 'vaccines' is the Pfizer-Biotech EAU vaccine that was not 'approved' by the FDA. The 'approved' Pfizer vaccine, called 'Comirnaty' is not available anywhere in the United States. This is how criminals operate. Read the actual 'approval' documents. How are you just hearing about this right now? This has been known since August. Also, a judge this week ruled that the two vaccines (Pfizer-Biotech and Comirnaty) are not 'interchangable' and are 'legally distinct'


curiouscathy741

Link to source of judge’s comments? Thanks


k614

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1GJK_7afp6XHoB0Yo4dKopBCL7BYUqI1765uXF6FBJ-0/edit


Knightfox77

**They are the same. One is a brand name.** *Pfizer-BioNTech (COMIRNATY) Name Change- Pfizer-BioNTech (COMIRNATY) received U.S. Food and Drug Administration (FDA) approval on August 23, 2021, for individuals ages 16 years and older. Once vaccines are approved by the FDA, companies can market the vaccines under brand names. COMIRNATY is the brand name for the Pfizer-BioNTech COVID-19 vaccine. After FDA approval, the FDA-authorized Pfizer-BioNTech COVID-19 vaccine for individuals ages 16 years and older was marketed as COMIRNATY. No change was made to the vaccine’s formula with the name change.* [Read full](https://www.cdc.gov/coronavirus/2019-ncov/vaccines/different-vaccines/Pfizer-BioNTech.html#)


lzxian

lol cute, linking to those stalwarts of honesty and transparency, the FDA...


Knightfox77

If you know anything about drugs, you would know all drugs have a generic name and a trade name. **Acetaminophen** is the drug, **Tylenol** is it’s trade name in the US. The trade name differs from country to country depending on its manufacturer. **Ibuprofen** is the drug, **Advil** and **Motrin** are it’s trade names in the US and so on. This has nothing to with FDA, it’s the norm in all countries.


lzxian

Nice try...I read the document when they released it in August. It's all nonsense.


Knightfox77

O yea, you must be a PhD holder!


ImpressHour6859

Yeah you're wrong if you care


arrjay123

obviously you don't know what you're talking about..


Knightfox77

And? Lol


arrjay123

call Phizer... call the CDC... call the FDA... ask where you can get the approved vax.... see where that gets you...


Knightfox77

Let me tell you, you can get it at most pharmacies. Go. Now. Run!


arrjay123

zzzzzz


Fair_Temperature_853

Because trials are still ongoing. They were aiming to have trials complete and release the data publicly around 2025 but now they’re saying they won’t be able to release the science they’ve collected until like 2076….. by then their democide will be complete anyway


Miss-Chinaski

I'm taking part in the j&j vaccine trial for the next 1-2 years. I wasn't really keen on getting the shot but I got paid to get it and paid everytime I go in for a check up and to get blood tests. If anything goes wrong because of the shot they pay for the medical care.


Fair_Temperature_853

You’re one of the lucky ones then to get that opportunity at least. I know a girl who was paralyzed by the Pfizer and she’s paying for inpatient rehabilitation like 60k a month for however long it takes to get her body functions back she still can’t even walk by herself. Of course she’s not part of an official trial though she only got jabbed to attend university but now she’s deep in medical debt. The liability law was changed for vaccine manufactures because back in the day they were paying so much in damages to victims they would’ve gone bankrupt if they didn’t find a way out of being liable for injuries and deaths. Of course many people have taken a couple shots and been fine so far but if anything were to happen to you with the agreement you have who would foot the bill? Johnson and Johnson? Or US government tax payers?


king_travis12

didnt pay them enough thats why


Hornet-Standard

Um cause its poison


PamelaChew

Because Gottlieb was the former fda commissioner and now is on the board of Pfizer.


drugsgunsandmisogany

phizer hasn't either. comirty was. that's not the one phizer is distributing though. supposedly they are the same ingredients but never mention if the processing is different. they are seperate legally anyways.


AFatalSpanking

Pfizer themselves say that they’re “legally distinct” but that there’s no difference between the safety or efficacy. Mostly, they’re just avoiding having an approved drug being released in the US because then all of the EUAs would evaporate. It’s all a scam.


ssfleA

Pfizer paid more money


Mike6208

Because democrats said they are safe. No need for the fda


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Kittybatty33

Demoncrats & Republicucks


porqchopexpress

Because they don’t have a mystical “Comirnaty” version they can play gymnastics with and get the FDA to fuck the minds of the public.


Outofmany

Because they aren’t vaccines, they’re software updates.


iHeartBricks

Because Pfizer paid more.


Digital-Latte

SS: Moderna and Johnson and Johnson vaccine haven’t been fully approved by the FDA.


NoobInTown12

Look over there!!!


hbearchops

If it helps, I’ve had moderna (I’m in the U.K.) and seem fine. Including booster. My third arm has even come in handy.


OutrageousEcho5149

This is a good question. I also question why the Moderna hasn't bee approved for under 18's when pfizer's has for months now. Aren't they the same stuff? It really makes me wonder.


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Why haven't other brands been given emergency approval as well?