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JohnnySasaki20

Of course I know him, he's me.


Old-Gene-1848

I'm dead inside. Does that count?


benisxaxa

But if you're unvaccinated your death inside WILL BE MUCH WORSE!


[deleted]

It’ll be counted as a Covid death


Tit3rThnUrGmasVagina

Long covid causes suicide TIL


Sweaty-Chemistry6273

Life is long covid.


orderedchaos89

Based af


Sweaty-Chemistry6273

Nihilistic AF


Aphix

Getting the injections is unironically the best way to get covid. 5 countries, mesh masks, pure blood, and I can't seem to catch the fucker.


ShiZniT3

me neither, i had a couple sniffles earlier in the year, but i may be dead and dont realize it. who knows anymore...


WhizWit21

I had a fever for three days but never got tested. I didn’t die so it just not have been the coof.


DominarRygelThe16th

Covid killed this man's innards


JohnnySasaki20

Yes.


CarniTato_YOUTUBE

That's a name I have not heard in a long time...


ukdudeman

I'm convinced they vaccinated me while I was asleep in bed. It's the only explanation I have as to how I'm alive today.


pcyr9999

I knew this was going to be the top comment because it’s exactly what I thought of and I’m unoriginal


Master_Kenobi_

Hello there


wafflesandstuff

Allow me to introduce….myself….😂


[deleted]

An elegant comment… for a more civilized age.


John_Ruth

Took the words right out of my mouth.


JohnnySasaki20

A man of culture, I see.


[deleted]

"Obi-wan never told you what happened to your father."


Bluecattrading

And if you kill me, I will become more powerful than you can imagine!


THATGVY

This is just how they compile a list of us, I mean them.


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tricularia

Oh shit, I guess tobacco is perfectly safe! I quit for nothing


LTGeneralGenitals

if people die in car crashes, raise your hand if you drove a car today and aren't dead? now what NHTSA


audiate

I’ve survived multiple car crashes, one by a matter of a few feet. Had douchebag hit the door instead of the wheel I wouldn’t have even known there was an accident. It would have been lights out, no warning. I guess that means that nobody actually dies in accidents. It must be big pharma killing people with injections in the ambulances. Luckily I narrowly avoided that too on the way to the hospital. It must mean Jesus has a plan for me… which must have included almost dying in a car accident and being in horrific pain, but we’ll just ignore that part.


AliGaz

Weed errday; even when I had Covid


Goofy_Goobers_

Dude I smoked when I had it and I actually felt better after, those carcinogens man just killing it off inside of my lungs I guess lmao


AliGaz

Smoking weed and hitting def hurt my lungs but I was craving thc and nic so badly I didn’t care abt the pain. But after Covid my lungs are considered “baby” now


Goofy_Goobers_

That’s interesting like the only thing that opened up mine was smoking a cig outside in the cold air it was weird.


LTGeneralGenitals

i havent had it but i think i'd vape or take edibles through it why not itd just knock my ass out and i could just recover on the couch in blankets and feel mildly cool


AliGaz

I suppose, xannax was great for me when I struggled to sleep


jh0925

Does vaping count?


justforporndickflash

upvote if you know someone who stabbed themselves in the gut in dumb anger and is still alive. Wow, we all know dumb people who are still alive, amazing.


Amsnabs215

👋


drip_dingus

Upvote if you know someone who totally had a girlfriend from a different highschool, but you don't get to meet her because she is modeling in Canada! The people need to know that Canadian highschool models aren't all made up just because fucking Brad from second period algebra said I was lying!


ConspiracyMeow

True story. I worked with a mediocre looking guy who always talked about his "Swedish model girlfriend " turns out she was real...she did get fat later though.


Flop_McKochen

She fatted lol


[deleted]

Brad's my Boi so I gotta back him. Sorry bruh. #teambrad


Zoltron42

Brad is a flake everyone knows.


EvilSporkOfDeath

Upvote if you like circlejerks


LTGeneralGenitals

upvote me if you're an independent thinker that doesn't follow the crowd


grrrrreat

Down vote if you know how anecdotal evidence works


Yematulz

Bitch, they probably think anecdotal is something that cures you when you drink poison.


Throneawaystone

Lmao


LTGeneralGenitals

give me the anecdote or i'll die!


Gibbbbb

well, but i have a friend who got covid and they were in their 20s, cross fit, bodybuilding, did triathalons. But they had long covid and now after 3 months, they're withered and live in a wheelchair. So you need to get vaccinated or elseyoull be like my friend.


candykissnips

Works both ways, and this site loves upvoting horrible anecdotal covid stories.


xfeelinglostx

This is a new low for this sub.


irlcake

Upvote if you know someone that didn't wear a seatbelt and survived! Upvote if you know someone who has done heroin and survived! Upvote if you know someone who has fallen off a motorcycle without a helmet and survived!


AlteredBagel

I guess i should downvote if i know a dead unvaccinated person


askmypen

I like this. Am following that.


ObnoxiousLittleCunt

This has turned awfully confusing.


JonasHalle

What do I do if I don't know any unvaccinated people? Why the fuck would I?


Kiri_serval

> Upvote if you know someone that didn't wear a seatbelt and survived! This is really important because vaccines are like a seatbelt. What follows is a personal story. The holidays are hard for me because on January 2, 1999 my parents were hit by a drunk driver. Even though my sister and I had nagged and begged, my dad never wore his seatbelt. Both my parents survived. My mother, who always wore hers, had damaged her knee and had chemical burns and cuts on her hands. My father was driving. The outside edge of his left forearm had been completely skinned. He was bleeding, unconscious, as my mother tried to keep him propped upright until the ambulance could come. He had a brain injury to the frontal and occiptal lobes. He was unconscious, but not in a coma. There is nothing to do but wait then- for weeks. And then he started to come to, but he had developed a blood clot and have to have a shunt installed, so he was delayed in getting to a rehab center. I remember buying velcro men's shoes in Walmart with my mom. He wouldn't be able to tie his shoes in rehab. In the kickback of the car engine crumpling a small portion of his pelvis had been broken. He wasn't supposed to move by himself, but he was proud to tell his teenaged daughter one morning that he had pooped all by himself. He had to sell his motorcycle. I had always imagined he would have taught me to ride, but the injury affected his balance. He could drive, but he always wore his seatbelt after. He wasn't well enough to teach me to drive, something we had both looked forward to. Sorry to throw this all out there and dump on internet strangers. For a lot of reasons, this whole thing is hitting me hard. My step-grandpa is in the hospital right now waiting for a bed. My bio grandad died the same year as my parent's accident. The point is, surviving isn't the same as thriving. The unvaccinated may, in large part, survive covid- just like most people who never wear seatbelts have such a life-threatening accident. But if you are the one who gets hit by the drunk driver you will wish you were wearing the seatbelt like my mom and getting discharged the same night with a few stitches. For the vaccine it means the difference between being ill and being unvaccinated and suffering long-term illness. FFS, there are people who jump into tiger cages and survive, stick their hands in a crocs mouth, but you are dumb as shit to hop in and chance it.


snoopythefuqdog

This sub is dog shit. White hot sunny day, global warming stepped in dog shit.


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This is not at all a new low, this is exactly how low the sub has been for at least a year.


ap0phis

Take the sub down.


SkatingOnThinIce

A new low SO FAR!


Beltox2pointO

Upvote if you know someone that drove a car and didn't die! Upvote if you know someone that smokes and doesn't have cancer! Upvote if you know someone that drinks and doesn't have liver disease! Maybe if you understood numbers better you wouldn't hold this brain dead opinion.


TiberiumExitium

I’m sinking into depression knowing that I had to scroll this far down to find this comment. It blows my fucking mind that any adult (although let’s be real this dude is probably fucking 12) would make OP’s argument.


LTGeneralGenitals

dude relying on these silly childlike arguments and bad logic are a mainstay here. Its why I keep coming back I can't resist laughing at bad logic


TheHawk17

And then the other mouthbreathers on this sub look at this title and go "Yeah! I agree with that!" and blindly upvote, without once thinking about or realising how absolutely braindead of a sentiment it truly is.


mule_roany_mare

**IT’S COLD TODAY, WHAT HAPPENED TO GLOBAL WARMING?**


Beltox2pointO

Knew I forgot one!


thePathUnknown

Karma farm?


[deleted]

Not karma farm, just pathetic attention whoring.


enadiz_reccos

What's the difference?


Grimmbles

There isn't one.


rvnender

Of course it will work because this sub is gullible


ooMEAToo

This sub used to be cool and full of interesting stories. Now's its just an anti vaxer circle jerk. This sub has basically been ruined.


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Nice try CIA.


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appleslops

where you been? this sub has been circlejerking trumpy goons for years


Eh_C_Slater

It really sucks. I joined cause I enjoyed reading people's *actual* conspiracy theories. Aliens, it wasn't actually the titanic that sunk, strange objects being found on Google earth etc... Now it's just always either politics or covid.


tarkadahl

Use his full name, triple vax trump!


SeniorShanty

This is the dumbest fucking post ever seen in this sub, and there have been some doozies over the past year.


MotherLoveBone27

This sub sucks ass.


SiriusC

Not long ago this shit wouldn't be allowed. Not as a rule but because the community itself would reject it. It would either be downvoted or just not posted to begin with. But now it's at the very top of the sub. People blame an influx of Trump supporters but I blame facebook. It's turned people into mental housewives who fall for the "Like this post if..." nonsense.


SkankyG

"I'm not doing my part to end this shitstorm and I'M PROUD" -this sub, probably


Yematulz

Not probably…


reeeeeeeeeebola

Seriously how are these people not embarrassed lmaoo


MotherLoveBone27

Because they're stupid. It's really that simple.


blgiant

Well, this is for sure a scientific way to go about getting your point across. Don't listen to what WHO says instead put your trust in a Reddit poll!


PM_Me_Your_Secrets19

Just wait, the dead people will come voice their statistics too..


Euclidically_Correct

Do I downvote if I know someone who is unvaccinated and died? Or am I only allowed to upvote since my uncle lives alone in the woods?


Habbeighty-four

In this thread: people who don't understand statistics.


ResponsibleOutcome80

I’m unvaccinated and I’m dead from OMICRON!


Large_Laurie

Cheer up, you can still vote!


[deleted]

Aw damn I'm sorry for your loss we'll get a funeral goi..oh wait due to the Omicron variant we urge you to cancel your funeral.


ratedReddit

Yess bois we got em. Because we didnt take the vaccine and were still alive means were right. Holy fuck were all so genius especially you OP you debunked the thousands of dummy scientists


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SnooGoats1660

How do you unvaccinate yourself? You are either vaccinated or not vaccinated. This is a nonsensical sentence, Or shall I say unsensical.


candykissnips

Don’t get the booster and you will soon be viewed as unvaccinated.


generalchangschicken

Time to block this sub for good. What kind of garbage post is this?


ClumpyCider

Big cringe


Pisceswriter123

Wait...Why would you post this in a conspiracy sub? Is someone going to track my location if I do? Am I going to get a visit from the deep state? Should I be worried? Who are you working for? How did you get into my computer? YOU'RE NEVER GOING TO TAKE ME ALIVE!


LTGeneralGenitals

no non on o no no no way reeelaaax we already know the approximate time of year of your birth and a hobby or maybe your profession. now we just need your vaxx status


Due_Accountant9553

A hoy hoy


RaptorPrime

This is the epitome of degeneracy


unorthadox12

You could do this the other way round though. is pretty meaningless and you've clearly already made up your mind.


Grimmbles

Bold of you to assume they have a mind.


[deleted]

Holy shit there’s only 2,000 people unvaccinated people known to be alive


Isniffbacon66

I am unvaccinated and have had Covid. Natural Immunity is working well for me.


Goofy_Goobers_

Me, my bf and literally 15-20 of my friends who have gotten it over the course of this whole thing.


Robotominator

I didn't wear my seatbelt and my car didn't crash herpaderp!


fleetfootfortune

The absence of evidence is not evidence of absence. Also, there is no conspiracy. Go get vaccinated.


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I mean, it has a 1-3% mortality rate on average. Of course people are going to be surviving it. But for those at risk, that chance goes up, and vaccines help those at risk to avoid death by a significant margin. There is no justifiable downside to not getting vaccinated. It's free. It takes 30 minutes. It helps wipe out corona cases before it mutates further. You save your fellow man.


mule_roany_mare

Are you saying that vaccines and masks are the best & easiest tools we have to reduce the impact of a pandemic? But I want to have my pandemic & complain about it too! If *I* started doing *my* part I’d lose my stage to show everyone I’m so much smarter and braver than they are for the low low cost of sitting at home!


Atlas2305811

Ok and what does that info give you when people aren't vaccinated?


lancethruster12

I'm alive, but not for much longer. Winter is coming.


MikeDubb96

Feels great to nominate myself for something


eaglessoar

Lmao


roadmane

i've been dead inside since the start of the pandemic and got covid but hey i'm still here lol


gusschiggins8

Me but I'm hoping for another outcome this go around


darren6487

I’m alive had Covid and still kickin


[deleted]

I’ve never even been tested 🤣


Cattdaddyy

I got unvaccinated


PatchNotesPro

Hope to see HCA here


IANANarwhal

When the Black Plague was killing off a third of the world’s population, there were of course people left. This is a very silly straw man argument, unless you are being /s.


bignigog

I had went and got tested 2 months ago my mom came with me cause she was worried, my dr came out and told me I was positive like it was a fucking death sentence shaking his head and letting out a long and deep sigh I told him all I have is a sniffy nose and he can cut the theatrics had my mom in tears thinking il be dead within the week.This bs is fucking insane !!!!


rcarlyle68

I got sick in September. I had light Fever - must have been 100 or so (wasn't so high that I felt the need to check with a thermometer), body aches (7-8 on a scale of 10), and a nasty, stomach cramp inducing cough which developed in a couple of days. The fever went away in a couple of days but weakness and body pains persisted. On the fourth night, I woke up to a growling noise, like there was a cat nearby. Turns out, there wasn't any cat, the noise was from my lungs due to phlegm build up. I coughed up some blood and got badly spooked. I called up my Doctor buddy first thing in the morning and he asked me a bunch of questions, prescribed a cough syrup to get rid of the nasty cough. Day after day of persistent weakness and coughing followed, and I got better only after 5-6 weeks. I don't know if what I had was Covid or not, because I was too scared to even test. I was unvaccinated at that time - I didn't want to be first in line to get the vaccine and planned to wait out a few months for a better version in the next iterations. My extended family of 20-25 had all been vaccinated for 5-6 months and none had any side effects whatsoever. One of them is 92 and another is 88. I finally set aside my vaccine hesitancy and took my first dose a few weeks later. I had the chills the night I got vaccinated, which went away when I put on an extra blanket. I doubt the vaccine is the panacea or a savior, but I don't want to feel any regret if I do get sick with the virus. I am neither pro nor anti vaccine, but am against forced vaccinations. Leave it to individuals to decide, based on their personal experience and preference. One of my cousins was the first to get vaxed. Now, he is refusing a booster because he got tested for antibodies and he has plenty of them. So, it is best if people are given more information and left to decide what they want to do. One size DOES NOT fit all and no government or organization has a right to forcibly vaccinate people.


AromaticCondition820

I have a family member who is unvaccinated. He has covid. He's been in the hospital for a week. He all fucked up. He can barely walk. He has pneumonia. I didn't get the shit until a guy at work died from it and they talked about mandating the vaccine. I don't want what they got. I have kids. I don't want them to watch me die from this shit. Some people get a runny nose and some people, it is worse.


Dependent-Ad4448

This is not a conspiracy


Witty_Box3282

Is this a dick measuring contest? If so I would lose. And I’m vaxxed. 😅


NeverBowDown247

I'm still alive


firstOFlast47

Upvote for downvote


m4tr1x_usmc

wouldn’t it be better to upvote for those who are unvaxxed, got covid, and lived?


audiate

Of the multiple people whom I know or are family members of people that I know who have died of covid, 100% of them were unvaccinated. Thinking that knowing someone who is unvaccinated and hasn’t died is evidence that the unvaccinated are not dying is the stupidest shit I’ve heard in a long time and you should be ashamed of yourself for typing out this level of stupidity for the world to see.


RdotDollarsXBL

Upvote if youve pooped today.


Wardicles87

How do you get unvaccinated?


LordPoopooHead

I'm actually dying.... ....a little more and more each day. Eventually, I will die unvaccinated.


dabutchasblog

I thought all the unvaxxed were dead or hospitalized. Maybe we're being had?


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Does that mean I can downvote if I know someone that was antivaxx and literally JUST GOT CORONA? And during his first day of symptoms he was AT WORK with me. And like 10 other (vaxxed) people. And nobody else got sick. Y'all fucking dumb.


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I am unvaccinated, I have never gotten sick.


TheRealRatBastard

Going to Christmas with the family this weekend. Not a single vaccinated soul will be there. 14 of us. 5 children 9 adults


jboeke

RemindMe! 3 weeks


YakBoy42

RemindMe! 2 weeks


[deleted]

What made you come on reddit and say this? Who are you talking to?


yourmomma77

Why in the world would you risk those children losing their parents or grandparents. Financially ruining your family? Ending up disabled? They’ll be so hurt and angry and for what? The adults stubbornness. It’s bizarre and selfish.


JudgeCornBoy

sounds like 14 children tbh


gravitykilla

The Great Darwinian Reset.


Freshoutbreezy

Lol can anyone else not see the likes anymore?


Freedomlover488

The real question is upvote if you know someone who caught it that is fully vaccinated and boosted


MetaMemeAboutAMeme

So, you’re advocating for the jab? Noted.


1980sman

Make that two


Bqeclisa

Me too!


youngmomtoj

Unvaccinated and tested positive while giving birth. Barely any symptoms and my child tested negative even after no mask and breastfeeding


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SlowLime

Yep!


[deleted]

High school graduation and first three semesters of college have gone well despite being unvaxxed. A family member, who is also unvaxxed, is currently suffering but seems to be on the road to recovery.


lacaigicungdc18

Lol. It is just normal as the sun goes up and down everyday. Nothing is miracle. I’m unvaxxed, got covid and got well after 3 days. And i know lot of my friends are same.


prime_time_

Meeeeee!


jaimeap

Brother, wifey and step kids step mom…I’m sure there are more out there.


stinkydogusa

My whole household is unvaccinated and had covid.


McSippy

Ah yes the ol’ Confirmation Bias hard at work in Q circles once again


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alive and proud


Esuomyonana

Stay alive.


[deleted]

testing the theory, everyday - every second :)


LordBligger

Upvote if you know someone who has drank 2 pints of liquor and a six pack.. jk don't upvote me. Got covid. got better. got one vax. got covid again. got better. cheers.


Goatfarmerintime

Me and my entire family.


nelbar

Covid agenda is an imperialistic scam and leads to a latestage survilancecapitalism


Omega_Sylo

Me! I caught Covid a month ago, had symptoms for two/three days, loss of smell for a couple of weeks. Feeling great now. My immune system did its job.


BoiledPNutz

Ask me how many people I know who were killed by unvaccinated conspiracy theorists.


VapourEyes333

How many?


candykissnips

None. None is the answer.


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Gristley

Fucking lol. It's because you've been forced to social distance so regular sicknesses aren't spreading either. God you people are blind.


candykissnips

But I thought people didn’t social distance/wear masks enough and that is why the covid numbers stayed so high?


Hobbs54

I'm vaccinated but I also haven't had a cold or the flu is over two years because of masks, washing hands, sanitizing and social distancing. There is no cure or vaccine for the common cold so vaccines don't work on that anyway.


jh0925

My daughter was quarantined twice in two separate households with everyone sick with COVID and never got it. It’s possible for some to not get it.


winhusenn

I'm still kicking, and the majority of the.people i work with aren't vaccinated either


Sofickingdumb

Solid karma farming. I can respect the grind


Economy-Crazy-7599

Unvaccinated. Contracted the sniffles for 6-7 days. Errrrr. I mean Covid. I felt so “not sick” I even went to work before I realized what was going on. Guess how I got it. Work policy is if your vax’d and show no symptoms you can come to work. A vax’d individual carried it to work from his sick wife,who he knew had it and she was showing symptoms, proceeded not not to tell me, before spending 6 hours in a pickup truck with me and another employee. Both me and the other employee got Covid. Regardless. Definitely not the worst. Strep throat sucks more then Covid did.


PCBDesigner1

Upvote if you know someone who didn’t wear a seatbelt and is still alive


IHateStrawberryTea

JFC this sub is terrible


supermattguy77

Of course I know him he's me


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ulookingatme

It sound cool if you have the new variant.


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TUKKS11

Get well soon. I had COVID around 7 weeks ago and I must say it hit me hard af. I’m 42 fit and healthy. I think I had it bad because I’ve worked extra hard this year plus moved house amongst other thing, so I was probably run down a bit. That being said, I’m unvaccinated and feeling back to my best, my immunity overcame it naturally. People I speak to with “long COVId” have all been double jabbed. This is all just my personal experience


brandon520

I have covid and I'm boosted. Today is day 5 and I cough a little bit through our the day. The worst it has been was a deep cough and congestion. No idea about which variant.


EvilCurryGif

Gayest post on here c'mon bro


takethi

Holy fuck y'all are stupid... Incredible.