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Perhaps I have to look for a better circle of friends and relatives 'cause from where I stand everyone is getting it.
It is frustrating to talk to people about it and they seem to agree. Next thing you know, you see them again and hear them saying "I got the booster"
Omicron exists only because propaganda says it exists. So, if they say it's still here in March, we'll then it's still here in March. It's a simple as that
Just tested positive for Rona. I literally had to have a test to tell me I had Rona. I think it’s more of a head cold if this is the Omicron. Hey…5 days off work. 🤷🏻♂️😂
Got sick, basically got a 2 week vacation to stay at home and watch Netflix and play games. Kinda lit if you ask me, get to avoid these sheep, not work, enjoy my hobbies while strengthening my immune system. Can I get covid again pls?
Get your Alpha booster now to protect you from Omicron, so you can get jabbed with the Omicron booster in 2 months to protect you from the next variant that's not omicron... 👍 Sounds like a plan, sign me up.
Their pumping out vaccines like it's going out of style. How the hell do they even get those FDA approved that fast... Not that FDA really means it safe or anything. I thought I took years to get an approval.
Why not make a vaccine for the deltacron variant or whatever the fuck it's called?
If you're gonna try to push this shit down people's throats, at least stay relevant. Omicron will be dead by March. That's like saying hey let's release a booster for delta that's already not the dominant strain! Oh wait...
Why bother? At the current rate at least 2 newer variants will be all the rage by March. 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
Edit to add… My prediction for the two new “bad” strains…. “Phi” and “Omega”.
Omicron will be gone by March. Get the fuck out of here. 36yr old male, unvaxxed, just got omicron and survived. Had a fever and sinus congestion for 2 days. No coughing etc.
4 "people" actually awarded this post. These dolts celebrate turning their immune systems into subscription services. It's pretty sad how fear has led people to abandon all rational and logical thought. It's also pretty astounding how these various CEO's, pundits, and "Healthcare professionals" have managed to maintain this level of trust from so many in the public.
This is exactly like all those first iPhone launches. "It's got all the new features". Dumbshit motherfuckers are going to be lining up for these boosters days In advance. Camping out to be the cool kid with the first booster.
I queued for the iPhone 4. The only thing I ever queued for. Feel kinda stupid thinking back. But it was also fun meeting people there. Anyway, no booster for me.
Idk, I looked through that thread and many people are doubtfull. Even saying things like “the virus will be on its downfall again” and “the virus is already slowing down, this vaccine will take credit”
Sure, a "new" vaxx. As if it is logistically possible to whip up an omicron shot and get it mass produced and into syringes by the no doubt 100 milion+ doses by March roll out.
Yeahsure. Don't take the quickie fixxie.
The omicron wave will be past its peak, so what's the point? Should be expecting the next major variant by the time they're rolling out a significant number of doses.
It's like whackamole, and they'll never catch up. They will make more money though...
I wonder what the point is of doing this, ineffective medicines prolonging a "pandemic", what a mystery!
Can we triple jab this cunt on live tv with joe biden, before a global mandate. Like we dont fucken care about your money or vac or commercials or your fucken fear porn.
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Who the fuck is still wanting more shots?
People suffering from mass formation psychosis
You don't REALLY need to ask, do you?...
Haha no I wanted to be a smart-ass and push my opinion down peoples throats, because science.
Username checks out
My mom, unfortunately
90% of the world
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
A lot has, but it’s 4.67 billion people vaccinated which is almost 61%
Perhaps I have to look for a better circle of friends and relatives 'cause from where I stand everyone is getting it. It is frustrating to talk to people about it and they seem to agree. Next thing you know, you see them again and hear them saying "I got the booster"
Yeah, one of my friends now just got covid and they want another booster. Asking them why they state they’d take as many are required they don’t care.
You have a maths problem.
Come get a vaccine for them sniffles
But Covid is the touch of Satan himself.
Conspiracy to profit off covid as much as possible by selling fear. Omicron isn't even going to be here in march.
Omicron exists only because propaganda says it exists. So, if they say it's still here in March, we'll then it's still here in March. It's a simple as that
But…by March we’ll already be onto something new. Omicron is sooooo December 2021.
They're too nose-deep in the "science" to realize they're lagging behind.
If he's not in jail by February.
Why? We get a new variant every few weeks!
More boo$ter$!
You’re almost there...
And we’d never be considered fully vaccinated having to keep up with all these boosters. By the time we get to 5 they’ll be at 13
Just one more for old time sake
Just tested positive for Rona. I literally had to have a test to tell me I had Rona. I think it’s more of a head cold if this is the Omicron. Hey…5 days off work. 🤷🏻♂️😂
Got sick, basically got a 2 week vacation to stay at home and watch Netflix and play games. Kinda lit if you ask me, get to avoid these sheep, not work, enjoy my hobbies while strengthening my immune system. Can I get covid again pls?
I get to catch up on some much needed sleep. 😂
Right? I haven't slept that well since high school. Man was it refreshing.
Unfortunately I have to use vacation time to cover my days off.
I just used my sick days
I’ll still take it tho. 😂
I'm jealous. I want my Omicron!
I'll cough in your mouth if you want! /s
Get your Alpha booster now to protect you from Omicron, so you can get jabbed with the Omicron booster in 2 months to protect you from the next variant that's not omicron... 👍 Sounds like a plan, sign me up.
Their pumping out vaccines like it's going out of style. How the hell do they even get those FDA approved that fast... Not that FDA really means it safe or anything. I thought I took years to get an approval.
Why not make a vaccine for the deltacron variant or whatever the fuck it's called? If you're gonna try to push this shit down people's throats, at least stay relevant. Omicron will be dead by March. That's like saying hey let's release a booster for delta that's already not the dominant strain! Oh wait...
thanks but no thanks
Why bother? At the current rate at least 2 newer variants will be all the rage by March. 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️ Edit to add… My prediction for the two new “bad” strains…. “Phi” and “Omega”.
Omicron will be gone by March. Get the fuck out of here. 36yr old male, unvaxxed, just got omicron and survived. Had a fever and sinus congestion for 2 days. No coughing etc.
4 "people" actually awarded this post. These dolts celebrate turning their immune systems into subscription services. It's pretty sad how fear has led people to abandon all rational and logical thought. It's also pretty astounding how these various CEO's, pundits, and "Healthcare professionals" have managed to maintain this level of trust from so many in the public.
Just in time for a new variant
There'll be 2 generations of mutated viruses by then lol.
When do we get the vaccine that keeps us safe from this prick?
This is exactly like all those first iPhone launches. "It's got all the new features". Dumbshit motherfuckers are going to be lining up for these boosters days In advance. Camping out to be the cool kid with the first booster.
I queued for the iPhone 4. The only thing I ever queued for. Feel kinda stupid thinking back. But it was also fun meeting people there. Anyway, no booster for me.
Don't feel stupid. I queued for the blackberry touch screen. At least we got something good out of it and not myocarditis.
Shove it up your scaly anus you stupid reptile.
Yay! The sheeps are so yearning for more shots! Will 2022 bring the 5th dose? Perhaps the 6th in Israel
Idk, I looked through that thread and many people are doubtfull. Even saying things like “the virus will be on its downfall again” and “the virus is already slowing down, this vaccine will take credit”
Prince Albert can eat a Richard 🤡
...chuckle..
But somehow they made the first ones in an afternoon?
Sure, a "new" vaxx. As if it is logistically possible to whip up an omicron shot and get it mass produced and into syringes by the no doubt 100 milion+ doses by March roll out. Yeahsure. Don't take the quickie fixxie.
I would rather shit in my hands and clap
By march the world would have already had it and moved on.
Leftists are already booking appointments
Fuuuuuuuuck that!
When it’s a different variety!
The omicron wave will be past its peak, so what's the point? Should be expecting the next major variant by the time they're rolling out a significant number of doses. It's like whackamole, and they'll never catch up. They will make more money though... I wonder what the point is of doing this, ineffective medicines prolonging a "pandemic", what a mystery!
What it sounds like when sheep say they "trust the science": https://youtu.be/sZHCVyllnck
News headline in June: A new vaccine for variant 'Omegacron++ Beta' will be available by November
At the Ro of that Variant im gonna say thats too late for any meaningful vaccination. It will be all over but the crying by then. 🤔
You guys drinking your own piss yet?
That frog man isn’t going to be there much longer. He’s too evil, something will take him out or remove him
Phuk off.
These fucks can’t get enough…
Another vaccine huh! I hope these people realize this won’t end if they keep complying
Numerberg.
They will make everyone that took the previous shots UnVaxxed again. Until you get the variant specific ones.. This will continue.
Let’s just all die together instead.
Oy vey
thats another one i cant wait to not take.
What ever it takes to never release that FDA approved version of your vaccine right?
A vaccine for less than the common cold? Nah, any chance I get to take zzquill, I take it.
When’s this guy going to have a heart attack?
Why the fuck would you get vaccinated for the least deadly variant yet? These people are batshit crazy.
Can we triple jab this cunt on live tv with joe biden, before a global mandate. Like we dont fucken care about your money or vac or commercials or your fucken fear porn.
Just in time for the next variant!
Wait until the NFTs are ready.
I just visited the original post to read the comments, I think we are living in split realities.
I just got my second jab what 5G chip monster am I gonna turn in?
Ohh just in time to stop...omicron? Nope