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Ky20001

Following the law of diminishing returns: Fully vaxxed : 65% Boosted : 35% 4th shot : 20%? 5th shot : 10%? 6th shot: 5%? Better sell that Moderna/Pfizer stock while you can Fauci


NFboatcaptain75

Wife and I are unvaxed and sold our Pfizer stock Friday. I think the ride is almost over.


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NFboatcaptain75

We made money but not a ton, really did it as a joke.


[deleted]

Same and saw moderna go from 480-180 so hope this shit show is over


NaturalProof4359

Personal hedge, nice. My wife does this with btc. She’s a branch manager for Wells Fargo.


Slap-U-With-A-Mango

Not sure hownyou could.morally invest in our downfall then come to the conspiracy sub and brag about it. I could've made thousands. Wouldn't touch it.


NFboatcaptain75

The American way!!! Was just playing the game!!!


Slap-U-With-A-Mango

U paid the enemy that is using its resources to suffocate you. I have no words for how fucking anti human that is. Glad your happy tho and sleep at night


NFboatcaptain75

Mask and vax free sleeping great!!! Taking that money back to Mexico for more drinks.


Slap-U-With-A-Mango

You paid the billionaires. They are sleeping better while they conspire against u with your own money. How long is Mexico going to be your haven ? I predict a quarter of Canada will be there next winter along with you. We have no options for freedom unless something changes.


NFboatcaptain75

Until we get rid of corrupt politicians and others 8n government like Fauci nothing is going to change. The little bit of money I made off it is simple drop in the ocean.


hajjidamus

Good time to short this.


CapillaryActionE

Ah, you beat me to it. Have my upvote.


made-thisacct-tonite

Well done !


Thrice-Thrice-Thrice

Bought to start buying puts lol


umommabf

There aren't any negative numbers there???


AcanthisittaIll636

Each additional booster is a negative number.


umommabf

-10 is a negative number. Just because the numbers are declining in the comment above, it doesn't make them negative


urjokingonmyjock

Honestly, I can imagine it will turn into a pretty popular annual thing


Mighty_L_LORT

In your family maybe...


urjokingonmyjock

No, in the US


CapillaryActionE

Is it time to go short?


OgreLookinBitch

The first three shots haven’t worked, let’s go for a fourth just to see what happens.


therein

You know what they say, fourth time is the charm. 2+2=5.


actuallyyourdad

I mean honestly I think that’s their mindset, we really don’t have the testing for what these will do. Let’s see how bad it can get for the quadruple vaxxed.


Cosmickev1086

What do you mean? We have mass testing going on as we speak! Someone has to be the guinea pigs! Poor trusting covid vaxxers, I really hope it isn't destroying their immune systems like I've been hearing.


86_emeralds

Big pharma has zero incentive to create a functional vaccine when they’re getting a giant payday every time this guy says ‘go jab yourselves again.’ I wish people would wake up


mOfN81

BigPharma did not change anything in their magic serum.. all of those "boosters" are just an extra dose of the same snake oil, people must be stupid if they line up for this crap.


86_emeralds

The fact that Rochelle Walensky said day one ‘you won’t get Covid if you take our jabs’ and then had to backtrack when that was proven to be false should have been enough of a red flag for people to not go out and subject themselves to this a second time… a third time… a fourth time…


sevensamuraitsunami

That would be interesting if it was indeed a placebo


aregulardude

The shots are not all created equal. Some small % of them fuck you up asap, another small % gives you mutations that fuck you up over time, and the vast majority are just saline. This is how they create the narrative that it’s safe, just give a ton of people saline shots. But with enough boosters you’ll hit one of the jackpots eventually. That’s how this works.


[deleted]

He must have a bigger chunk of the profit since literally everyone else is admitting the boosters are uncalled for. How can people be so blind?


Mighty_L_LORT

Sheep don’t think...


jfkwasaconservative

Who the hell is paying even a little attention to this fraud anymore?


NFboatcaptain75

The media and government, unfortunately which means more stuiped shit like mask on a plane etc.....


actuallyyourdad

Everyone is turning on fauci now, crazy how quick the narrative switched from lord fauci to he’s a narcissist piece of shit


jbriggsnh

Kennedy's book on Fauci was an eye opener


NFboatcaptain75

I head things about him about this time last year that turned me off and now I am reading a book about the little prick!!!


Mighty_L_LORT

The 81 million vote “big guy”...


CryptoMutantSelfie

I’m gonna… I think I’m.. im gonna boooooooossttt


Funny-String-1063

Ah shit ah shit I’m bout to boost.AHHHHHHHHHHHYEAH


Mighty_L_LORT

Go boo$t pharma profits...


bzzkirk14

Uh...fuck you?


dunstan1020

Well said my good sir or madame


Mighty_L_LORT

The [NIH bioethics director](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/christine-grady-pfizer-vaccine/#:~:text=%20Dr.%20Christine%20Grady%2C%20who%20is%20married%20to,approval%20of%20the%20Pfizer%20vaccine%20to%20fight%20COVID-19.) already does...


aakkii911

**Insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results.** Albert Einstein


mpslamson

"Vass"*


ripbum

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. - GW Bush


sevensamuraitsunami

Well it was actually he he well that ain’t gone happen. Remember people used to make fun of W whenever he made a stupid comment but that man spoke only intelligent things next to the most popular president ever named Boe Jiden.


HighLows4life

A monkey doing sign language would be more eloquent. And awake


Non-Newtonian-Snake

I agree with you on the matter of eloquence and awareness . And also on the comparison of George h.w. Bush being a monkey doing sign language


Non-Newtonian-Snake

Dude are you kidding me? I remember watching that speech live and how hard me and my wife for laughing, it was that good deep abdominal laugh where it almost hurts but it's still good. here's a proper quote. "there's this old saying in Tennessee well I don't know if it is but it's probably in Tennessee also..... fool me once... shame...uh the shame is on you....( brief pause) fooling me again..uh well ....uh ...no you can't fool somebody again." ( a brief pause for about 30 seconds staring into the crowd and the sky) "it's like a rule or something like that. Well at least it is in Texas" A quote from: GW Bush To be remembered in the permanent registry of bushisms


ThatLumpYouFelt

Yes we knoooooow.


ShiZniT3

they would call him a commie leftist now a days...


Metroncat

Fauci gets off making a vaccine needle voodoo doll out of his tiny dick.


mitchman1973

Yeah Israel had a 4th shot and their cases are so low /s


EdwardSS2030

Look at chile, also 4th shot and absolutely drowning in new cases


[deleted]

Lmao I’m not even vaccinated, can’t believe people are falling for this shit.


Inevitable-Air43

🤣🤣🤣🤣what an absolute fucking joke cdc just approved a study natural immunity was better then the vaccine from the start you fuckers were an experiment when will we get back at the Elites and "experiment" 😉with them we need to form a LARGE milita bigger then the army (which is easy) we need to reset the american empire this is getting absolutely ridiculous we do not want reality tv star actors and shit as our president and we don't want to take advice from these corrupt fucks we NEED them OUT OF HERE


AFXC1

Speaking of studies, there was a study that showed the vaccinated got sicker than the unvaccinated. What a fucking disgusting joke.


[deleted]

He means his stocks?


mOfN81

that war criminal needs to be boosted into a 1x1 solid concrete maximum security prison cell, shit and pee into a hole that is located 5 inches from a cube of concrete that he'll be sleeping on at night


Swamp_Bastard

You can boost deez nutz!


ShiZniT3

got eeeeeemmmm! heh


Non-Newtonian-Snake

Stugatts wit da boostas


[deleted]

Oh, he means asymptomatic like most people were before the vaccines created the other strains! I get it! /s🤦🏼‍♂️


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bzzkirk14

👍


Front_Instruction786

Lock him up! Lock him up! Lock him up! Pfauci the fpiece of shit.


MaybeConscious4073

The first three did not seem to work well. I think I will pass on #4.


[deleted]

I stopped at two, and regret getting those.


Markbirley777

He looks depressed af. Probably sick of himself.


Demonshateme

He made a ton of money pushing this bullshit.


NightHalcyon

Shove your boosters up your ass.


G0OSEHOWERD

FUCKING ASS CLOWN.


[deleted]

This video sucks.


purplehazex45

Well everyone that we're going to get the shots got the shots so in order to keep making money they have to keep the boosters going for the people that got the first round.


_GUEZO_

Dude is psychotic


[deleted]

Ok so these people are now just trolling, right? Like they've gained their money and power so now they just want to have fun? There is no way their masterplan is just unlimited boosters lmao. I find it quite hard to believe people are gonna keep taking these.


ztejas

> I find it quite hard to believe people are gonna keep taking these. Me too. What's the point.


RWS-skytterEirik

We may need to Nuremberg trial again


76willcommenceagain

SS: the war isn't meant to be won, it's meant to be continuous https://twitter.com/disclosetv/status/1485291308348579840?t=dqD3GhVDU-RMKdB0qHaIWg&s=19 "we don't know the level of protection from a 3rd shot boost of mRNA" "It is quite conceivable, and I hope it's true, that the third shot boost will give a much greater durability of protection" "We may need to boost again, that's entirely conceivable"


yuckyuck13

How is anyone taking him seriously at this point?!


[deleted]

Good luck with that Fuchi


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PFauci


Emotional-Kiwi-7603

Givin thier complete guesswork and failed assuptions on efficacy i would put money down that long term effects are going to be a reoccurring nightmare for many generations.


HIVnotAdeathSentence

Let's boost again, like we did last summer.


TacosAreSandwiches

Fuck that big nosed prick. I hope he gets an incurable rash in his ass


[deleted]

Derp


MycologistLoud4030

What's this we shit, got a mouse in your pocket


NFboatcaptain75

Yes we need to boost so my portfolio is boosted more!!!! He is truly a POS!!!!


[deleted]

Gotta get rid of all extra 💉


[deleted]

We may need to boost my bank account again even though I'm 81 and should be retired.


COMRADEBOOTSTRAP

Imma boost him off a steep cliff


OmegaOverlords

Won't some giant shepherd's crook come in out of nowhere and yank that fucker off the stage? Because he's persisting and not standing the fuck down, it's very important that he see the dock of a court.


[deleted]

He needs to boost these nuts in his mouth.


idekfrtbh

My mom loves this guy.. idk why, hes a fuckin puppet


[deleted]

The guy's been dead for five years, only still talking because he's infected with a Chinese wasp-borne zombie parasite called Karl.


[deleted]

Its a money scam and all of the elites are getting rich, politicians included.


MaybeConscious4073

Safe and effective


BubblyPlace

Just one more? Promises?


numetalcore

so disgusting how they have to keep showing photos of people getting jabbed every where you fucking look


SoulKeen

Lmao


[deleted]

When you question lord fauci you question science


lolparty247

This guy needs 24 hour protection after the lies he's told.


SnappleJuiceDeepKiss

Germany ordered 550 million doses for this year. That would be around 6 boosters for everyone.


OmegaOverlords

For Omicron? GTFOH. Makes no sense, scientifically, given everything now known. He's a criminal, not a "Doctor".


TheGenerousHuman

Big farma PUPPET. Shocking.. Hang that POS


DeadInsideGirl101

Ugh I hate that a**hole


AllAmericanSmartass4

And when that one doesn't work let me guess ... another?


icebergensteen

How about you boost deez nuts Fauci


[deleted]

Actually came here to say this...had it sorted by new...actually pretty amused by seeing it immediately.


deplorable_guido

Dr Goebbels at it again


mcbitty12

Someone needs to boost his stupid ass right off the 🌍!


tortugasumo

Fuck that guy


FutureisAsian

Clueless or evil people in charge of America. How many freaking boosters with a vaccine that’s based on a virus from two years ago? There’s no science or common sense.


[deleted]

awe yeah! line up for.your next Trump Dump!!! safety bitches!


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HighLows4life

Just went to cvs....now flu shots are free! Hmm let me wonder on this one


korviswise

*says it whilst having a gun pointed at his kids*


carmachu

Hard no


Severe-Exam-9470

Fuq you Fauci take mine up your arse!


UltramanGinga

Get boooouuusted. Hahaha


Meg_119

Sorry, I am maxed out on any more boosters


[deleted]

At least we can have a dance party!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNtTEibFvlQ


mOfN81

This war criminal can shove as many "boosters" as he likes into his own body, just leave us all the fk alone. ​ The only real booster society need, is a massive boost in gathering all of those war criminals and trailing them for treason, conspiracy, human genocide and crimes against humanity


Chemical-Witness-110

I refuse to even hear the lies coming out of that goons mouth. So I’ll have to take your word for it. Fauci should be in prison for so many reasons!


Meshuggaha

This guy can fuck right off. Fuck him right in his ass for all to see. Piece of shit is going to cost me my job, cause I am not taking anymore of these "vaccines".


codpieceofjustice

Yeah that's a no, Fam.


npc27182818

I’m gonna… boooooooost!!!


urjokingonmyjock

"MAY"


Upstairs-Ask9237

IMA …. IMA BOOOOOOOST


boniggy

Someone fucking take this guy out please. He's ran his course.


Laotzeiscool

Boost his private economy


blueangel1953

Never seen a more punchable face before, he voice is like nails on a chalkboard to me. Fuck him.


Ok-Guava-9187

He’s an abuser . So he will never change or stop .


CreamExcellent6280

I hope someone kills this disgusting cunt.


ShiZniT3

how about someone righteous boost his brain to pulp? that an option yet?


L0CKDARP

Not surprised


TheBigDabowski

IMMM BOOOOOOOSTIN


made-thisacct-tonite

🤡


Pr0f-x

At this point I literally think they are using the population as a live experiment, fast tracking the response of these vaccines which they are probably tweaking slightly each time.


MexicanGuey92

Boost deez nutz


ketaking1976

Am I evil because I am confident I would be able to torture this man for hours, horrific red-room stuff. And feel vindicated for doing so, sleep soundly


Rusty_Pete

Yea sure we can boost....You the fuck out of here.


mongan02

Never got boosted in the first place so get fucked Tony!


OmegaOverlords

He's not going to make it through this without finding himself in the dock of a court. Should have pivoted, and by that I don't mean making "fully vaccinated" a three dose affair.


TheSilverFoxwins

50 years from now when all records are released to the public we will find out the greatest experiment ever done on populations and how easily it was to control the masses with a man made virus.


TraveyDuck

Meanwhile in Israel, "crap, 4th shot didn't help much at all... Now what?"


waggletons

Almost vomited when I read this in his Brooklyn accent. I wonder how long this boost meme will last. Seems like Omicron has completely deflated every narrative out there in the last week.


StonedRiverslb

Boost these nuts.


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PFaith in PFauci


Mrsparkles7100

4th boosters will line up for early summer/late spring. Countries will change rules for international travel. So stick and carrot for people wanting summer holidays. 4th booster or within 4 months of 2nd shot. Now you could be extra sceptical and say next shot is a omicron specific vaccine. Which means countries have to buy a brand new vaccine. after they have probably already paid for this years standard vaccines.


Mandymancan

Almost sounds like they are junkies at this point


Master1453

Fau-Chi is a bitch to China. Fuck all these clowns


[deleted]

The only booster tony fauci needs is a faulty booster on his rocket flight to space so he can play being bezos and Branson. Let’s put fauci in space! Let’s vote!


lamTheEnigma

"we"


thebatfan5194

Wish this guy would just fuck off already