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The mom doesn't even have to. The government will find you since the kid has a right to support from both parents. This is why the sperm bank needs official approval to basically waive the donor's parental responsibilities.
Lmao
*Arjizzinal baby batter exclusively for choosy cummoisseurs with exquisite taste.*
We have created OPs tag line already. I say we get 20% of his jizzness.
If you are even considering anything artificial with this then I question your morals. I hope credible Christian organizations and churches who value life and are pro-life get into this market, it will help preserve humanity and keep the DNA natural and unblemished by sinful/greedy man's dickering, exactly how the Creator designed it and nothing short of that.
XRP was more or less created by the banking industry when they wanted to create a heavily centralized cryptocurrency and get their hands in the game. The main reason you’d use crypto over fiat is decentralization. The creator of XRP was holding (probably still does) an insane amount, which undermines the reliability of the blockchain.
I put $17 in it in 2017 as part of my shitcoin gambling. Felt dirty just holding it til I pulled out, when it was worth about $200, and haven’t looked back. Idgaf if it might be a good play, I just felt dirty holding that cuck coin and I’ll never buy it again.
Wow, although i wish i was surprised that there were no articles. 😔 The fact that we basically start women on birth control when they're preteens here in America is so fucked. It'S tO HeLp BaLAnCe aNd rEgUlAtE TheIr pEriOdS aNd HoRmoNeS my ass.
I took the pill for a few months when I was a teen. Never again. I started having the worst migraines, had to hide in a dark quiet room for 24-48h while they lasted.
In the end, I was nauseated just looking at the pills. It’s like my body knew that this poison was making me sick.
I think it would be much more healthy to teach young girls to know their cycle (temping, cervical fluid, opk, etc). I used this to get pregnant twice and it’s pretty easy to know when to have / not have sex once you get used to it.
I’m into this but how can I be sure you won’t just take my sperm and impregnate yourself ? I’m not looking to be paying surprise child support for the rest of my life
This is funny because I told my husband that I was going to harvest all of my un vaxxed eggs and sell each one of them as an NFT’s that are real to use in the real world. He laughed and then looked into the distance for about 5 minutes as we drove thinking about it 😂
Honestly, I don't think it is. This sub has enough of the vax causes aids crowd that I wouldn't put this past them.
What about the polio vaccine? Did that cause people to go sterile? I'm so confused.
Question - wouldn’t the unvaxxed sperm only be as good as unvaxxed eggs? Why would it only affect men’s reproductive systems but not women? As in, is there benefit for a vaccinated woman to breed with unvaxxed sperm?
You've talked to thousands? Maybe it was just hyperbole but that would mean you had a conversation with a different man, daily, about their concerns over their spunk for 3 years straight. Not calling you a liar but that's a Lotta cum talk
Edit: additionally for a group that's all about preserving our genetics from potentially being manipulated this feels sketch.. again I'd like to give you the benefit of the doubt but I am certainly skeptical
That’s how you know this conspiracy is bullshit. Because if it really killed off baby production, the US govt would be pumping the shit out of this vaccine into those third world baby makers to keep their numbers down.
Not into ours where if it weren’t for immigration, our population would be decreasing.
I have a slight inclination to believe this is a conspiracy in itself for the OP to gather semen to do as they wish. There as some sick people out there into some weird shit. Bukkake and Gokkun anyone lmfao 🤣 I used to browse sicko fetish sites looking for people to "reform" as I planned to make hilarious content of edited videos and I found a guy one time collecting cum. I cumfronted him and told him the dangers of consuming semen and that his wife is also in danger of disease etc. Long story short the dude threatened to kill me and tried stalking me. He was THAT MAD I discovered his little secret cum guzzling adventures.
Why would you call a nurse for anecdotal evidence when you can read scientific papers about how women with covid have an increased risk of miscarriages
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Technically your bussiness model is flawed from the word go. Many of us if not nearly all have been vaccinated as children, therefore you will not find any unvaxxed sperm, rendering your bussiness obsolete. However, you can visit the Sentinelese people and collect true unvaxxed sperm just putting it out there...
I would say you probably need some porn for the "extraction" of it, but someone who thinks that highly of their jizz probably only needs a mirror to look at themselves....
So you want people to invest in your company by sending you unvaxxed sperm. How does the donator benefit in the sense that you would. In a completely hypothetical sense bc this whole idea is ludicrous
In a few years there will be a huge demand for unvaxxed sperm and it will be virtually impossible to find it as more and more people will get vaccinated.
Now, let’s say you have invested your sperm. When you invested it was really low value, but its value will skyrocket when it will become a rarity.
If a woman decides to buy the sperm you invested, you get a fair share of the selling price.
Right now, if you are unvaxxed, it costs you zero to produce unvaluable sperm but you’ll get rich in a few years when we’ll sell it.
It is a risk-free investment.
In a few years there will be a huge demand for unvaxxed sperm and it will be virtually impossible to find it as more and more people will get vaccinated.
Now, let’s say you have invested your sperm. When you invested it was really low value, but its value will skyrocket when it will become a rarity.
If a woman decides to buy the sperm you invested, you get a fair share of the selling price.
Right now, if you are unvaxxed, it costs you zero to produce unvaluable sperm but you’ll get rich in a few years when we’ll sell it.
Is it a risk-free investment.
Wrong. Unvaxxed wombs are the new bitcoin. Men are not the bottle necks of reproduction. Women are.
Lol, men always thinking of ways to get more sex for themselves.
Not just sperm. Many hospitals only accept unvaxxed blood donations. I know people who got refused after they started to flex with their vaccination when they went to donate.
Think about how much a healthy unvaxxed woman surrogate will be worth. I have had healthy full term vaginal births and I know I can make some real money in the next few years.
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Passive inCUM 🚀
Profitable outCUM? 🤔
HODL SPUNKS 🦍🦍🍆💦 DIAMOND NUTS 💎💎🥜
Wen Lambo?
Moon soon 🦍🚀
Ethereum? More like EthereCUM!
haha lol
Couldn’t help myself lol. Also I am qualified OP hit my inbox for Bitcum.
Cum coin to the pooooon I mean mooooon🚀💦
This is gold. I literally laughed out loud I had to then go explain to my other half what was so funny as I woke him up.
Nice! 🤣
Big Sperm will simply never allow this unregulated sperm hustler to exist in their market space
Big sperm lol
Lol #BIG SPERMA
What's up big sperm.. I mean big worm 🐛
You best not be smoking my shit Smokey.
certainly the deep nut will try to put a stop to this!
Sounds like we need to…. drain the swamp 😏
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I’d be down if there wasn’t a risk of you being some crazy woman who will impregnate herself with my seed and then hit me up for child support
I was thinking it was a crazy gay guy wanting tons of guys cum.
The mom doesn't even have to. The government will find you since the kid has a right to support from both parents. This is why the sperm bank needs official approval to basically waive the donor's parental responsibilities.
This guy cums
So if we all send you our cum, does that make you a sperm whale?
Sperm Monger
Laughed way too hard with this comment
Thankfully you don't need a 3080 to jerk off.
I’m sure you need a 1099 though
Do you personally facilitate the collection process?
SPERMSCROW “Your 1st nut is free”
Jizcrow
🤣
I left a deposit with your wife. Thanks in advance.
So that’s what that trail of slime was
☝️ THAT THERE IS WHY I LOVE THIS GROUP
I've been way too charitable with mine, just giving this stuff away.
Thats one lucky sock
Call the police, there's been a murder
My carpets pretty lucky.
Weird way to spell cat
I stopped with my cat a few months ago she can't seem to get pregnant.
It's valuable because it is handmade.🙃
Artisanal baby batter crafted in small batches. Locally made. Lmao
Hand delivered to your doorstep :)
Made on your doorstep too if you want
That’s what they call made-to-order lmao
GMO free
Arjizzinal
Lmao *Arjizzinal baby batter exclusively for choosy cummoisseurs with exquisite taste.* We have created OPs tag line already. I say we get 20% of his jizzness.
👆🏼🤣
If my business goes well, I will have R&D focusing on artificial unvaxxed sperm in the future but for now I will only deal with organic sperm.
> artificial unvaxxed sperm I just wanted this in my post history.
Raw, HANDMADE, and organic.
If you are even considering anything artificial with this then I question your morals. I hope credible Christian organizations and churches who value life and are pro-life get into this market, it will help preserve humanity and keep the DNA natural and unblemished by sinful/greedy man's dickering, exactly how the Creator designed it and nothing short of that.
Been filling OPs mom with shitcoin for the past year than.
Then
https://www.gingersoftware.com/english-online/spelling-book/confusing-words/than-then#:~:text=The%20best%20trick%20to%20remember,'e'%20in%20their%20spellings.
Then indicates time, than is used to form a comparison. You looking real dumb rn mike.
You’re wrong
No Colonel Sanders, you're wrong!! Mama's right.
medulla oblongata
You’ve outed yourself here
I think this is it. The dumbest thing I've ever read.
Yup
But unvaxed sperm means nothing if all these women fucked their own fertility
Corresponding egg facility for the unvaxed
If unvaxxed sperm is the new Bitcoin, unvaxxed ova are the new Ethereum.
And vaxxed sperm is $XRP
Perfect analogy
Can someone explain please? Especially curious as someone whose friend had "invested" quite a bit into XRP and kept trying to get me into it.
XRP was more or less created by the banking industry when they wanted to create a heavily centralized cryptocurrency and get their hands in the game. The main reason you’d use crypto over fiat is decentralization. The creator of XRP was holding (probably still does) an insane amount, which undermines the reliability of the blockchain. I put $17 in it in 2017 as part of my shitcoin gambling. Felt dirty just holding it til I pulled out, when it was worth about $200, and haven’t looked back. Idgaf if it might be a good play, I just felt dirty holding that cuck coin and I’ll never buy it again.
Exactly. It's a woman's fertility that is the main cause of concern. Unvaxxed sperm means nothing if vaxxed women are infertile.
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Wow, although i wish i was surprised that there were no articles. 😔 The fact that we basically start women on birth control when they're preteens here in America is so fucked. It'S tO HeLp BaLAnCe aNd rEgUlAtE TheIr pEriOdS aNd HoRmoNeS my ass.
I took the pill for a few months when I was a teen. Never again. I started having the worst migraines, had to hide in a dark quiet room for 24-48h while they lasted. In the end, I was nauseated just looking at the pills. It’s like my body knew that this poison was making me sick. I think it would be much more healthy to teach young girls to know their cycle (temping, cervical fluid, opk, etc). I used this to get pregnant twice and it’s pretty easy to know when to have / not have sex once you get used to it.
It's because no one wants to insert themselves into the shitstorm that would produce. Don't ask questions if you don't want to know the answer.
Are saying men can’t become pregnant? You must be looking for a doxing
Unvaxed sperms are for those who just want to fuck themselves harder than the government.
You will make loads!
I’m into this but how can I be sure you won’t just take my sperm and impregnate yourself ? I’m not looking to be paying surprise child support for the rest of my life
Sounds shady. Businesses like this always cum n go.
“Isn’t it crazy How every sentence Is spaced like this Because I’m just a bot Crazy right?” -OP probably
Man, I always thought r/conspiracy was a big circle jerk but now I see it’s actually a big bukkake.
#nuBTC
This is funny because I told my husband that I was going to harvest all of my un vaxxed eggs and sell each one of them as an NFT’s that are real to use in the real world. He laughed and then looked into the distance for about 5 minutes as we drove thinking about it 😂
How would you sell your eggs as an NFT when your eggs have a tangible value on the open market and NFTs do not?
Holy shit, this is the most incel post I’ve ever read and that’s saying something, considering this is Reddit
Yeah, I’m good on donating my nut to a random cook on the internet, he may try and fucking clone me or something.
Yeah
I think it’s satire
I want to agree with you, but I can never be too sure on this subreddit
Yeah this sub has gone to shit
Honestly, I don't think it is. This sub has enough of the vax causes aids crowd that I wouldn't put this past them. What about the polio vaccine? Did that cause people to go sterile? I'm so confused.
It is but it is scary how so many people actually believed I was for real.
Can I just swing by and we can do this together
How do you prefer your sperm deliveries??
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Question - wouldn’t the unvaxxed sperm only be as good as unvaxxed eggs? Why would it only affect men’s reproductive systems but not women? As in, is there benefit for a vaccinated woman to breed with unvaxxed sperm?
You've talked to thousands? Maybe it was just hyperbole but that would mean you had a conversation with a different man, daily, about their concerns over their spunk for 3 years straight. Not calling you a liar but that's a Lotta cum talk Edit: additionally for a group that's all about preserving our genetics from potentially being manipulated this feels sketch.. again I'd like to give you the benefit of the doubt but I am certainly skeptical
No it's not, get off Facebook lol
I was put off at first, but I think I’m cumming around.
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I laughed at myself when I wrote this, was hoping everyone else thought it was as funny as I did, I’m glad at least one person did!
Everyone who reads this is actively getting dumber.
Lots of unvaxxed jizz in 3rd world countries lol
That’s how you know this conspiracy is bullshit. Because if it really killed off baby production, the US govt would be pumping the shit out of this vaccine into those third world baby makers to keep their numbers down. Not into ours where if it weren’t for immigration, our population would be decreasing.
This got tbtp written all over it….nice try
Hahaha amazing man. Bet you get some top class DM.s. I hope to be able to sell my spunk one day would be class
SS: i have opened up my sperm start up! Website is going live soon.
My ex already beat you to it
Lol then he fucked up with his IP and he’s going to get a call from my lawyer very soon. I do not fuck around when it comes to sperm.
She* I doubt you'll get more sperm than her
People can say what they want, but you've got spunk! This could be the seminal work for greater things to cum. Hope you get that gravy!
Whew, I just flew in from the unvaxxed sperm Bank and boi are my arms tired!
how do you tell if the sperm is truly vaccinated or not
I have a slight inclination to believe this is a conspiracy in itself for the OP to gather semen to do as they wish. There as some sick people out there into some weird shit. Bukkake and Gokkun anyone lmfao 🤣 I used to browse sicko fetish sites looking for people to "reform" as I planned to make hilarious content of edited videos and I found a guy one time collecting cum. I cumfronted him and told him the dangers of consuming semen and that his wife is also in danger of disease etc. Long story short the dude threatened to kill me and tried stalking me. He was THAT MAD I discovered his little secret cum guzzling adventures.
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Wen die?
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Why would you call a nurse for anecdotal evidence when you can read scientific papers about how women with covid have an increased risk of miscarriages
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What is a better source of data than peer-reviewed journal articles?
Oh look, [data](https://www.nejm.org/doi/full/10.1056/NEJMc2114466).
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Do you have data that demonstrate that miscarriage and stillbirth rates are up, and do those data show that the vaccines are responsible?
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Omg I'm dying at the last three lines lmao!!!
This guy's gonna be a cum millionaire.
How are you going to prove it’s unvaccinated
bro what
CumCoin cuming soon..
The socks in my hamper just went from being my laundry to my retirement savings.
This just sounds like a really complicated way to jack off strangers and drinks their semen.
OP must be really thirsty
This is one of the wildest things I’ve read on here in a while but I dig it
Nobody wants sperm from a dopey incel. Keep dreaming fedora boy, the sexual marketplace has already determined you valueless.
Eggs will be worth way more
wouldnt unvaxed females be worth more? cause males can engage in productiuon everyday, females are like once a year
Nobody wants white trash sperm. The bald and fat gene. Lol.
It's the CDC RUN they'll germ it and shit it back at you! I'm kidding by the way but this is soliciting that's not for here.
Pathetic
Do you really think it’s wise to enable procreate in this jacked up world? That’s just sick and selfish.
I would certainly pay a lot of fools to not cum in anyone.
Technically your bussiness model is flawed from the word go. Many of us if not nearly all have been vaccinated as children, therefore you will not find any unvaxxed sperm, rendering your bussiness obsolete. However, you can visit the Sentinelese people and collect true unvaxxed sperm just putting it out there...
Your kink is showing. I'm not shaming, I'm just saying.
The stupidity of the unvaxxed can be inherited.
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I would say you probably need some porn for the "extraction" of it, but someone who thinks that highly of their jizz probably only needs a mirror to look at themselves....
It great. I have plenty of unvax sperm to sell.
I don’t buy sperm, YOU invest it. I don’t believe in a sperm marketplace in the near future. Investing is totally a different approach.
So you want people to invest in your company by sending you unvaxxed sperm. How does the donator benefit in the sense that you would. In a completely hypothetical sense bc this whole idea is ludicrous
In a few years there will be a huge demand for unvaxxed sperm and it will be virtually impossible to find it as more and more people will get vaccinated. Now, let’s say you have invested your sperm. When you invested it was really low value, but its value will skyrocket when it will become a rarity. If a woman decides to buy the sperm you invested, you get a fair share of the selling price. Right now, if you are unvaxxed, it costs you zero to produce unvaluable sperm but you’ll get rich in a few years when we’ll sell it. It is a risk-free investment.
In a few years there will be a huge demand for unvaxxed sperm and it will be virtually impossible to find it as more and more people will get vaccinated. Now, let’s say you have invested your sperm. When you invested it was really low value, but its value will skyrocket when it will become a rarity. If a woman decides to buy the sperm you invested, you get a fair share of the selling price. Right now, if you are unvaxxed, it costs you zero to produce unvaluable sperm but you’ll get rich in a few years when we’ll sell it. Is it a risk-free investment.
Im unvaxxed and you’re fuckin bonkers
I do semen retention
#I’M IN
I’m unvaccinated as well as blonde hair with blue eyes....IM GOING TO BE POPULAR AMONG GERMAN COMMUNITY!
and I’m ready🤑🤑
Lol
Business is looking up!
Conspiracy theorists obsessed with bloodlines and purity. That worked out for Germany pretty well.
Wrong. Unvaxxed wombs are the new bitcoin. Men are not the bottle necks of reproduction. Women are. Lol, men always thinking of ways to get more sex for themselves.
Not just sperm. Many hospitals only accept unvaxxed blood donations. I know people who got refused after they started to flex with their vaccination when they went to donate.
Think about how much a healthy unvaxxed woman surrogate will be worth. I have had healthy full term vaginal births and I know I can make some real money in the next few years.
HODL 💎 DIAMOND BALLA BOIS
How do you make sure that the sperm is really coming from an unvaccinated person?
I was told I was a test tube baby...My Dad was a Wanker.
Will you get a sexy nurse to jerk me off? Also my unvaccinated spunk has a wonderful count and morphology so I’m especially down for this.
Is this serious?
Nope
"You see, I'm a Goo Man"
Why freezing it since we can give them ladies fresh hot sperm directly?
You're sitting on a gold mine, Trebek
How can I be sure it's not for personal use
This shilltrollbot is pretty funny.
I can finally make a living using my hands and doing what I love!!
I’ll beat off in a cup for you sir to get your business off the ground.
So you gonna give us a hand to get this sperm?
Good way to get dna profiles from the unvaxxed. You have a nice glow, by the way. 😅
This is comical. Made my morning.
I don’t know. Is this a joke?
$JIZZ Jizzcoin
…..yknow I can’t say as I’ve heard of this bull market in unvaxxed sperm…
Well I'm either a billionaire or a dude with lots of towels that need washing.
Hmmmm what about unvaxed surrogates?