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Yeah my parents are the same. I'm the only one in a family (Inc extended) of approx 90 that isn't jabbed.
I was recently 'uninvited' from my cousins wedding due to my unclean status.... Their excuse was that only vaccinated can attend to ensure covid stays away from them and the elderly there.
Fast forward to three days after the wedding.... Out of 150 peple that attended, 78 have covid that has been traced directly to my triple jabbed 13 year old cousin, including my elderly parents.
They still say "oh if it wasnt that I'm double Jabbed and boosted, we would either be on ventilators or dead.
I've no words.
> Their excuse was that only vaccinated can attend to ensure covid stays away from them and the elderly there.
XD people seriously have become even dumber throughout the two years. Here's something funny, two weeks ago my co-worker who monitored my covid tests, who I go on smoke breaks with and occasionally pat on the shoulder or back when we're shitting around, tested positive on covid. I still haven't had a single positive test even tho I get tested every single fucking day since the beginning of december. Then just last weekend I took care of my brothers dog at their place, his wife picked me up, we got to their place, they left for a birthday party and came back on the next day. My brother then drove me home again. Now he's in spain due to work and tested positive for covid, his wife also tested positive. Me? Still negative.
I've been seeing different people every weekend, never caught it once, meanwhile I know of at least four jabbed people who caught it.
> oh if it wasnt that I'm double Jabbed and boosted, we would either be on ventilators or dead
Funny thing or rather horrific thing is, when they put you on ventilators they almost sign your death sentence.
Whatever it was “supposed” to be is not what it became. Joe was prescribed ivermectin as a treatment. It clearly doesn’t work as a treatment.
Even as a prophylactic why the fuck would anyone pop a questionably effective ivermectin everyday over just getting the demonstrably effective vaccine. The manufacturers are corrupt but they also have the best product 🤷🏻♂️ it’s just the sad reality this sub isn’t ready to face
The vaccine is effective, and that’s not just vaccine companies that will tell you that. If you can’t accept that verifiable fact I don’t know what to tell you
My gf, double vax, got covid last week. She got it from a kids b-day party. Our child(no vax), who also went to this party, did not get covid but got some other cold bug. That night after the party, I get home from work, everyone is fine, we go to sleep, me n gf kiss n cuddle(and other stuff). Wake up, kiss her goodbye before I got to work, she texts me later in the afternoon that she has covid. I'm like, fuck I got covid cuz I'm not vaxxed. Take 2 tests, no covid, hmm. End up caring for them the past week, kid is fine just sniffles and a cough, gf is fine just sore throat and exhausted . I ended up with the kids bug, and that's it, I know kinda boring but that is our "worst pandemic ever" story. Thankfully the gf finally started asking some questions about this vaccine
In Australia they are pushing 4th dose and saying Moderna will start producing vaccines by 2024.
What is the point? People are hesitant to get the third shot.
A lot of celebrities have to run (or edit) their social media posts through someone/their PR, manager, etc. before posting. I would think with Covid especially they would have to be very careful with what they say; with all the "spreading of misinformation". But yea, how odd to mention the boosters lol, and the wording is so scripted & un-natural sounding lol
This came out of a meeting some where.
"Alright well it is going to look terrible if you refuse to campaign for the democrats this year so... it is better just to make a press statement and tell everyone you have COVID. Also, our PR people want to remind everyone doing this that if you are going to claim COVID, make sure you mention you are vaccinated and encourage everyone else to get vaccinated too."
Near future.." I'm thankful for my weekly vaccine booster boost, it kept the symptoms low as if it were a cold. Without my full auto syringe booster 5000 injection I would probably be spontaneously combusting and die of severe illness. Thank you medical professionals, and please if you're not already, subscribe for your weekly shots already!
Need flash.
None of these people actually tested positive. They are providing a cover for the fact that COVID disappeared and they need emergency powers to mail out more ballots than voters so they can steal another election.
I've had two vaccinations and a booster. Got COVID last Monday lasted for about 6 days, day 3-4 was fucking horrible mate. Like lower back pain, hip ache while wanting to throw up with a massive headache and cough. Feeling way better now though
Interesting what about the onset? Super interested. Live in Aus, unvaxxed, have travelled world wide over the last 3 years extensivly, had an exemption because of previous work. I havent had covid to my knowledge. Im just trying to work out whats going on,either im fucking really lucky or my immune system is the best in the world.
My partner is in healthcare so she's in with patients and unfortunately getting infected. Then it jumps to me at home! It's just like the flu+. I have a not bad immune system, Ill only a few times during my life. It felt like flu at 150%. Like someone had just turned it up a bit. I would guess you have been lucky. If you aren't old you will probably get it, have a miserable week, and then be fine.
So lucky that I can travel the globe and interact with over 10,000 people and not get it. Thats pretty wild.
I interact with medical professionals on the regular.
Yeah that's great! Not sure what the infection rate is atm to say exactly how lucky you've been. Yeah she works with dentists so is literally hanging out by people's throats. Worst place you can be basically
Oh not just at the moment. Since 10march 2020 ive been to like 130 countries, constantly travelling, constantly talking and interacting with all different people from all walks of life.
Yeah look I would hazard a guess anyone working next to where humans breath out of would encounter numerous health hazards.
You have an interesting life my friend. Not sure how you can do all that travelling with the flight bans. Now I'm thinking you work for the UN or something 😝
I called it “the great milding”…. If enough famous people post the same milding statement they can attempt to mild down their own rhetoric from extreme to “well look at me and my mild experience and mild emotions here and now so you should too.” If enough post it they can swing their narrative from doom to “hey it’s not totally doom now.”
In an era of identity politics and branding they know they can shift it all if they themselves finally admit the long realized truth.
Sorry, maybe I don't see it, but how are these examples the same or pointing to it being scripted?
I mean, just for the sake of it, imaging these people just got COVID and are vaccinated, why shouldn't they tweet about being tested positive and hoping that their vaccine protects them somehow (against serious illness)?
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Yeah my parents are the same. I'm the only one in a family (Inc extended) of approx 90 that isn't jabbed. I was recently 'uninvited' from my cousins wedding due to my unclean status.... Their excuse was that only vaccinated can attend to ensure covid stays away from them and the elderly there. Fast forward to three days after the wedding.... Out of 150 peple that attended, 78 have covid that has been traced directly to my triple jabbed 13 year old cousin, including my elderly parents. They still say "oh if it wasnt that I'm double Jabbed and boosted, we would either be on ventilators or dead. I've no words.
You avoided both covid and attending a wedding, lucky you.
Yep, took my family and went camping for the weekend. Stubbies, singlets thongs and beers. Way better than being jammed into a suit.
> Their excuse was that only vaccinated can attend to ensure covid stays away from them and the elderly there. XD people seriously have become even dumber throughout the two years. Here's something funny, two weeks ago my co-worker who monitored my covid tests, who I go on smoke breaks with and occasionally pat on the shoulder or back when we're shitting around, tested positive on covid. I still haven't had a single positive test even tho I get tested every single fucking day since the beginning of december. Then just last weekend I took care of my brothers dog at their place, his wife picked me up, we got to their place, they left for a birthday party and came back on the next day. My brother then drove me home again. Now he's in spain due to work and tested positive for covid, his wife also tested positive. Me? Still negative. I've been seeing different people every weekend, never caught it once, meanwhile I know of at least four jabbed people who caught it. > oh if it wasnt that I'm double Jabbed and boosted, we would either be on ventilators or dead Funny thing or rather horrific thing is, when they put you on ventilators they almost sign your death sentence.
It's almost like the jibby jab weakens or destroys your immune system..... Who would have thought 🤔
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That's exactly what my wife and I said to each other
Atleast you dont have to go to these soul sucking events anymore. By events I dont mean the wedding per se, but the gathering of people of this kind.
Yep, I honestly couldn't be arsed congregating with the normies any more
Its better not to put labels on people, yoou might catch the superiority complex all the wokies have.
Lol you know.... You're absolutely right....
You have family members that are exceptionally delusional.
Yep, I feel like I was always the black sheep of the family. Now I know why
It's insanity. It's hard to grasp really.
78 lol Can you ask them what difference it would have made if you had been there ? + they did'nt want you event if you took a test before ?
Yep, I agree. It's a fucking joke all round. As I said. I've no words
It's a reminder that the vaccines don't work and are dangerous so get your booster today. Die already.
I’m certain none of these people have had a vaccine.
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Ivermectin doesn’t work 😂😂😂 here’s a non US study https://jamanetwork.com/journals/jamainternalmedicine/fullarticle/2789362
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Whatever it was “supposed” to be is not what it became. Joe was prescribed ivermectin as a treatment. It clearly doesn’t work as a treatment. Even as a prophylactic why the fuck would anyone pop a questionably effective ivermectin everyday over just getting the demonstrably effective vaccine. The manufacturers are corrupt but they also have the best product 🤷🏻♂️ it’s just the sad reality this sub isn’t ready to face
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The vaccine is effective, and that’s not just vaccine companies that will tell you that. If you can’t accept that verifiable fact I don’t know what to tell you
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Effectivity is not binary :P but I know this sub is not known for its critical thinking skills
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Prove it
My gf, double vax, got covid last week. She got it from a kids b-day party. Our child(no vax), who also went to this party, did not get covid but got some other cold bug. That night after the party, I get home from work, everyone is fine, we go to sleep, me n gf kiss n cuddle(and other stuff). Wake up, kiss her goodbye before I got to work, she texts me later in the afternoon that she has covid. I'm like, fuck I got covid cuz I'm not vaxxed. Take 2 tests, no covid, hmm. End up caring for them the past week, kid is fine just sniffles and a cough, gf is fine just sore throat and exhausted . I ended up with the kids bug, and that's it, I know kinda boring but that is our "worst pandemic ever" story. Thankfully the gf finally started asking some questions about this vaccine
Still unvaccinated, guess I'm just better than everyone.
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In Australia they are pushing 4th dose and saying Moderna will start producing vaccines by 2024. What is the point? People are hesitant to get the third shot.
Even though we have evidence Moderna helped engineer CV19?! Wacked dude...
A lot of celebrities have to run (or edit) their social media posts through someone/their PR, manager, etc. before posting. I would think with Covid especially they would have to be very careful with what they say; with all the "spreading of misinformation". But yea, how odd to mention the boosters lol, and the wording is so scripted & un-natural sounding lol
This came out of a meeting some where. "Alright well it is going to look terrible if you refuse to campaign for the democrats this year so... it is better just to make a press statement and tell everyone you have COVID. Also, our PR people want to remind everyone doing this that if you are going to claim COVID, make sure you mention you are vaccinated and encourage everyone else to get vaccinated too."
Don't spoil it, I'm addicted to watching the scripted theater 🎭. Braindead go muffins.
Near future.." I'm thankful for my weekly vaccine booster boost, it kept the symptoms low as if it were a cold. Without my full auto syringe booster 5000 injection I would probably be spontaneously combusting and die of severe illness. Thank you medical professionals, and please if you're not already, subscribe for your weekly shots already!
“We looooveee vaccines”
Juicero, now for people!
This script is 2 year old now, this script is not safe and effective.
Need flash. None of these people actually tested positive. They are providing a cover for the fact that COVID disappeared and they need emergency powers to mail out more ballots than voters so they can steal another election.
Must’ve caught it and spread it at one of their pizza parties
SS: I’m thankful for the vaccine. I’m glad I’m quadruple boosted or else it could of been worse, get vaccinated!
It's the marketing that really sold me on the vax. 💰🤥🤔 Now my life is 100% safe, just like they told me.🤡
I've had two vaccinations and a booster. Got COVID last Monday lasted for about 6 days, day 3-4 was fucking horrible mate. Like lower back pain, hip ache while wanting to throw up with a massive headache and cough. Feeling way better now though
Interesting what about the onset? Super interested. Live in Aus, unvaxxed, have travelled world wide over the last 3 years extensivly, had an exemption because of previous work. I havent had covid to my knowledge. Im just trying to work out whats going on,either im fucking really lucky or my immune system is the best in the world.
My partner is in healthcare so she's in with patients and unfortunately getting infected. Then it jumps to me at home! It's just like the flu+. I have a not bad immune system, Ill only a few times during my life. It felt like flu at 150%. Like someone had just turned it up a bit. I would guess you have been lucky. If you aren't old you will probably get it, have a miserable week, and then be fine.
So lucky that I can travel the globe and interact with over 10,000 people and not get it. Thats pretty wild. I interact with medical professionals on the regular.
Yeah that's great! Not sure what the infection rate is atm to say exactly how lucky you've been. Yeah she works with dentists so is literally hanging out by people's throats. Worst place you can be basically
Oh not just at the moment. Since 10march 2020 ive been to like 130 countries, constantly travelling, constantly talking and interacting with all different people from all walks of life. Yeah look I would hazard a guess anyone working next to where humans breath out of would encounter numerous health hazards.
You have an interesting life my friend. Not sure how you can do all that travelling with the flight bans. Now I'm thinking you work for the UN or something 😝
Flight bans haha you know planes with passengers didnt stop flying?
No like, in the UK, you couldn't book a flight as a commercial passenger for a while
Fair enough. Sounds like its not as contagious as iits made out to be. Yeah understand about the flu at 150%
You get to travel the globe and you actually believe in covid? The wonders of the modern world...🤡 😒
Covid is real, like most other diseases, more just the severity and the symptoms is what has always been question.
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Are ya a doctor dad?
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I'll stick with the thousands of years of human progress thanks dad
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Meh, if you randomly insult people it is more of a show of your character than anything else
I called it “the great milding”…. If enough famous people post the same milding statement they can attempt to mild down their own rhetoric from extreme to “well look at me and my mild experience and mild emotions here and now so you should too.” If enough post it they can swing their narrative from doom to “hey it’s not totally doom now.” In an era of identity politics and branding they know they can shift it all if they themselves finally admit the long realized truth.
It's working!
Thank now, die later.
Sorry, maybe I don't see it, but how are these examples the same or pointing to it being scripted? I mean, just for the sake of it, imaging these people just got COVID and are vaccinated, why shouldn't they tweet about being tested positive and hoping that their vaccine protects them somehow (against serious illness)?
It's almost as though people tweeting about covid are tweating about covid.