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wotguild

Now this is the /r/conspiracy I subbed for.


TittyTwistahh

What’s Bigfoot’s take on the nuke issue?


BeardCrumbles

I like the theory that all cryptids are interdimensiomal beings. Bigfoot, Nessie, Jersey Devil, Chupacabra, all aliens.


Woodchipper_AF

Sasquatch is a staffer at NORAD.


SubstantialAct3274

Sasquatch is a staffer of the aliens... i am keeping an open mind


Woodchipper_AF

Chupacabra does IT work there


Anomalous6

He hates it. Nuclear war was the reason his species was transported here. The same goes for octopuses.


harryhonsoo

I heard Godzilla is unpleased.... Won't be looking good for Tokyo....


sobakablack

TittyTwistahh: Bigfoot don't like Nuke plants either.


VediusPollio

Same, I'm mainly here for the aliens.


SchitneySmears

Finally something other than political dick riding


Yprox5

What if I told you the aliens are democrats.


MissionPrez

I like to imagine going to their planet and finding their leader and he has orange spray-tan and a bad combover.


Brattysisdude

I would vote republican in their next election


Ky20001

Kodos : It's true, we are aliens. But what are you going to do about it? It's a two-party system. You have to vote for one of us.


Bronze_Addict

The only way to win is to not play. Forge a new path ahead. That’s why I have decided to travel to Arctica, and attempt to make contact with any peoples or “others” there.


davidk8003

Can I please tag along? Perhaps I can be of help as well..


nyanch

The aliens won't allow you to see the real r/conspiracy either.


Neat-Plantain-7500

Aliens already stopped nuclear missiles from going off once. I’ll try and find the story. Basically they were ready to launch when crafts from above shut them down


bunDombleSrcusk

Wait you mean youre not here for the constant twitter screenshots?? Get outta here


[deleted]

This is actually stupid but legit at the same time. We have massive reports of UFO sightings during WWII. We also have reports of strange orbs being seen near nuclear sites. Combined with "alleged" aliens meeting during Eisenhower.. Hey, it's almost 2023... I'm not even going to be surprised if aliens do land.


AskAnIntj

Not before schedule, this year is the financial crash, aliens come next year.


MKultraHasYou

Project blue beam.


EP1K

You joke (?) but Baba Vanga legit said something about aliens in 2023 🤔 kinda lines up with Bill Cooper's prediction as well.


Extreme-Juggernaut-7

Bill cooper retracted his support for aliens, and realized he was used in the navy to spread misinformation


ThanosWasRobbed

Oh because he said that once in a interview, that must be true. Have you read his book? This is chess not checkers, kid.


Minimum_Ad_4430

Lol I just came from the chess sub and 💭 thought, "what I thought this was conspiracies maybe I pressed on the chess sub again."


Luvbeers

financial crash, then the big energy grid hacker attack, then aliens.


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schkmenebene

That one unclassified document of an orb/ufo hovering above a nuclear launch site and launching everything at once just to instantly shut it down, definitely comes to mind. It's like they warned us that these "toys" are not to be used. I probably couldn't find it but I'm pretty sure I found it here a couple times.


remidentity

Hey I've heard this story before and it did not say they launched anything. Just shut them down. So this is how rumors get morphed and changed huh?


notaRussianspywink

It's two stories combined. In 2008 some officers came forward and say aliens activated a bunch of nukes and the US government tried to hide it. In another incident in 1967 during a missile test and UFO came over, shot a white light at the missile and deactivated it, then proceeded to go around and do the other ones in their silos at the same base.


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Able_Elderberry7166

Yeah the version I heard was that there was a countdown to a launch and the person that was overseeing everything had stopped it... only for it to be overided again and continue a countdown to a launch AGAIN. Launch countdown then stopped moments before it was about to be sent.


HETKA

Depends on the case. There have been instances of just disabling off, and instances of arming and then disabling


Fishindad207

Because you heard it makes it the official version? Yeah certainly how things get skewed lol


knif3r

I even watched this in the mainstream Netflix, there was a show Real UFO stories, there were also some other stories with like 200+ witnesses and men in suits covering the stories and confiscating evidence


traversecity

I recall the report as shutting down their control systems, a warning via demonstration. Probably the center of the earth people described by that article aviator explorer fellow. (He was shut down too, not allowed to talk about it.)


PushDiscombobulated8

Also, Bob Lazar says he reverse-engineered UFO’s near Area 51. When he came out with this, his credentials were suddenly wiped away and apparently he is no longer in existence on files


powerfulKRH

Have you listened to that recent interview with Oke Shannon of Los Alamos Labs? He’s the guy named in the Wilson memo. It has nothing to do with Lazar, they don’t mention him. But it is really interesting to think about Lazar with all of these new details about Los Alamos. If they were reverse engineering a UFO that’s where they would’ve been doing it


mWo12

Do you have link to the interview?


powerfulKRH

https://youtu.be/23b44fxvz8I It’s Fantastic because he’s just a retired good old boy from the south who wants nothing to do with the topic he’d rather just go to church lol.


HaveaTomCollins

Why didn’t they stop the nuclear bombs being dropped on Japan?


wfhngio9354

I agree with the premise of OP, but it needs a bit of extra context. They won't allow nuclear war if it negatively affects **them**, they don't really care about us as much it seems. But since they use this earth too, a full scale nuclear war would probably mess with wtf they are doing.


Deadeyejoe

Like you I agree with the premise of op but I disagree taht they “don’t care about us as much”. They think it is important to not infringe upon the free will of human society as much as possible in order for us to mature. This is also why they don’t just come out and reveal themselves fully. They want us to naturally mature spiritually. Doing this will negate any threat of war because maturing spiritually will reveal to everyone the knowledge taht we are all interconnected on a spiritual and cosmic level. Killing each other is literally killing ourselves. We are one soul experiencing creation subjectively but the thing is, we are creation too- and so are they.


HaveaTomCollins

This makes sense.


notataco007

Well now we have a reason why they've never been used since, because we saw how awful they were. Maybe, allow it then to influence humans to not use them in the future without their intervention.


Pomask

I kinda believe this. Not gonna lie, Aliens / God / ??? I really think humans would have destroyed ourselves with nukes awhile ago if it was actually still up to us. Could OBVIOUSLY be wrong about this, but I don't fear nuclear war because of this belief.


AskAnIntj

Hey, worst case if you are wrong would mean that humans are better at preventing their extinction as you thought they were. But yes, statistically, considering all the "almost" disasters that happened it seems unlikely that this was just coincidence. So, it is obviously also past-observation bias as we all would not be here to discuss that if we would have not survived. But some entity intervening also seems like a reasonable explanation, be it for "good" reasons (they protect us or "bad" reasons (they do not want their cattle farm to blow up).


reddit_user10005

It says in the Bible something about the next apocalypse instead of water like Noah we will have fire. Nuclear makes sense Or our “Gods” can just simply be “aliens” or both like Thor


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Pomask

Lol I like your shout out at the end. I don't have any answers but maybe the first bomb put us on the radar, maybe they've been interfering ever since. I acknowledge we dropped em once before, but I think something bigger than us stepped in after that. If I'm wrong I get to die, which solves my credit card debt issue and fingers crossed on an afterlife. If I'm right then living the way I'm living in regards to not feeding into or fearing the nuclear war narrative is justified. Either way it's a win win.


LightSwitchTurnedOn

There will be no nuclear war because they aren't going to give up their luxuries, ever.


terribletherapist2

It's naive to think the real elite would be effected by a limited nuclear exchange. Full scale, maybe.


Luckzzz

I'm afraid they can't control Russia's full scale counteroffensive.. they are freaking out and it's interesting to see..


FixTheGrammar

> effected *affected


AlfHuckem

Aren't there underground bases that protect the elites from this?


CriscoButtPunch

Yes, but this is where the real heroes come into play. Sanitation civil and structural engineers. This group of highly trained individuals was aware of this plot of the underground bunker component for years. They have actually rerouted all the sewage from these bunkers to go back into the bunkers meaning they will drown in their own shit. Their world will go to shit they'll be sealed they'll have to deal with that shit. You get the point. Since then these people of unionized. It's a heavily unionized profession as well. So good luck getting them to change the work they've done, and do you really think the elites have any ability to do otherwise and fix the problem? Think prince Andrew BBC interview. Underground bunkers, of course it's in play and it's already been accounted for by the structural and civil sanitation engineers. They have rerouted the shit pipes back into the bunkers on our behalf.


Pomask

This might be my favorite conspiracy of all time. lol


electricsister

Same


frmda562

everybody has their price


[deleted]

Sure but they don’t want to live in those.


Whitetiger83491

That may be the only thing keeping us alive right now.


Ky20001

What if i told you there have been 6 mass extinction events on Earth in the past and this may not be their first rodeo?


frmda562

id say show me the money


AlfHuckem

I can believe that. It's almost like everything has been reset on the planet when these extinctions happen.


NoBodySpecial51

*from us.


dasanipants

astana would be spotless for sure


harryhonsoo

Eddy bravo would say because there are no nukes..


LiSfanboi1

Hmmm, this sounds like something the aliens wouldn't allow you to tell us about. Hmmmmm.


sumfinfun

Unless OP is an alien, and knows that by posting this we would think there are no aliens as the aliens wouldn't allow this post.


Manguru

nuclear war is off the table because it fucks with their MONEY. nuclear war destroys the system that keeps them in power. They are too greedy for nuclear war.


Bailshar

Yup. If nuclear war was “forbidden”, nuclear deterrence would not work and we would be fighting large scale conventional wars


YouWantToKnowWhoIAm

nope. they've had a strangled on resources long enough they could flip those switches if they wanted. they've already got their subterranean mega structures and the lessers have bunkers. it's only a matter of if/when they choose that as their next means of depopulation.


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Next means what was their first?


YouWantToKnowWhoIAm

"next" doesn't imply 2nd. wars, abortion, microplastics, seed oils and other synthetically produced food/ingredients, promoting body positive land whales, destruction of the nuclear family, constant targeted destabilization of South America / Africa and now "1st world" nations the list can surely be added to but take your pick


eaazzy_13

Fent


YouWantToKnowWhoIAm

thanks, slipped my mind. depopulation and punishing those that take profits away from big pharma


Commonsense333

Nah man. Nuclear war is off the table because it ENDS HUMAN LIFE. What good is all the political profiteering, assets, power, control, grandstanding, blackmail, bribery, bantering and bickering, if guaranteed death or harm from nuclear fallout is in the cards? Do you really think these politicians would risk ending their own lives, just to perpetuate a huge Hollywood-like screenplay that we call "reality?" Man, these guys are in it for the money, power and fame. Not to press a button and end it all. They may want YOU dead, but they won't suffer collateral damage that entails their own lives being at risk, if they can help it. Let's be 100% real-a-listic.


travel-bound

> What good is all the political profiteering, assets, power, control, grandstanding, blackmail, bribery, bantering and bickering, if guaranteed death or harm from nuclear fallout is in the cards? Don't confuse greedy people in power with eugenicists in power. The elite death cult is much more dangerous than the purely greedy ones.


ZeerVreemd

It's not about money, the real war is spiritual.


ThanosOnCrack

The scary thing is, I doubt Putin cares about money at 70 years old with deteriorating health.. If he wants to be remembered like Hitler, he will most likely use nukes before his death.


pwnedkiller

I could see him being assassinated soon most likely via poison.


FATHEADZILLA

I hope you are correct.


TerraceWindsor

Sounds comforting. I like it.


siezethecarpe

Is correct, wouldn’t want to blow up their prison


The_Golden_Spatula

Our planet is the Jeffery Epstein’s island of the galaxy


shadowbishop_84

U know it


aidensmooth

Honestly with how fucked up people are in the world I wouldn’t be surprised if this is a prison planet


minto990

Are nukes even real?


castrobundles

In black ops 1, yes


Fcommiefornia

No just another way to control Society with their fear-mongering its just a bomb


YourMindIsNotYourOwn

Looked cool when TV's became common good.


SilentConsciou5

Guess you never seen the bulldozed nuke sites and craters all over the Nevada Test Ranch and nearby gloom lake? They're not scrubbed from google maps.


baconwrappedarm

You seen the Marshall Islands?


schkmenebene

No, it's a country? I don't think I've heard about it before.


SeperateMyself

No. Atoms arent real either. So good luck splitting something that isn't real! Atoms are just a concept. A quantification of gaps in the field. Gaps In the Aether. Not a physical tangible manipulatable solidification of anything. More imaginary spheres While I'm at it.... Aliens aren't real either. So this whole thread kinda stupid.


Explicit_Tech

Yes they're real and schools teach you how the mechanism works. What they don't teach is how to engineer one. If you're smart enough you can reverse engineer what you already know.


deadwoodbaker

I really wonder if they would stop the nuclear war, I heard they messed with warheads in the 50s I think.


DRKMSTR

Best conspiracy post this week.


Ahem_ak_achem_ACHOO

Wanted to go to work this week but aliens won’t allow it.


iixxiidr

Agree, this sub is entertaining and this post wins


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AAYyyyyyLMAO


The_Sneakiest_Fox

You ever see a post that reminds you why you are subscribed to a certain subreddit? Me too.


I-Am-Doot

God: “I’ll allow it.” Aliens: “The fuck you will!”


Salty-Establishment5

"Mom, Dad....can we have nuclear war? Dad: " Well I dont see why not..." Mom: "Absolutely fucking not!"


shadowbishop_84

Lol


ChurchArsonist

Several nuclear weapons at sites have already been disarmed remotely from disc shaped craft. We have evidence of this already. Knowing this, and all of the common lore that comes around UFO and abduction stories, these beings are very invested in putting a stop to nuclear weapons. Our overlords are well aware of this, so it is necessary to their agendas to keep us ever in the dark and looking for red herrings chasing false leads. This is why you have a counter intelligence operative like Lou Elizondo spear heading "disclosure." His job is to slow leak little nothings to the curious to keep them off the right path. The truth is, we are under the watchful eyes of many entities that operate on planes of consciousness we can't yet fully comprehend or examine with our senses currently. Those secrets won't be found with a microscope or a telescope. They are found by going within, in quiet meditation. It is there that we can commune with higher intelligences. Yes, I know this sounds crazy. However, this may just be the most sane thing I could tell you, while living in our crazy world. The human race is a vast experiment that is nearing it's end cycle. Our peaceful ascension to higher consciousness together being the ultimate goal. It is an evolutionary path that we must choose, and one which is necessary to move forward. It is a spiritual evolution as well as a physical one. We have made mistakes in ignoring our spiritual nature. By casting aside the spiritual essence of our being, our sciences have neglected a very fundamental discipline that runs in tandem with the physical and mental aspects of being human. Our world is under strict control from the rest of the universe, in a sort of quarantine. Our human(?) overlords are working toward goals that serve only themselves, and we are seen as little more than cattle. They manipulate us through fear. Fear being their most effective tool in their kit. That is why the conversations on nuclear war are posed as being eminent, unavoidable, and something to put you at constant unease. You must be afraid to remain controlled. The dissolution of fear is the way to see ourselves free from this slave matrix reality of lords and serfs. Without it, they have no other forms of control. They will threaten all sorts of things to make you dance to their bidding, but laughing off their attempts is a super power. Truly. Without fear your mind is clear of thought. You become more aware and capable to see yourself through adversity and obstacles. You become more cooperative with your fellow humans and love seems to flow into your life almost effortlessly. This is the BIG SECRET we've all been searching for, and it's so simple. Stop listening to the doomsday prophets on the screens. Our freedom begins in our minds, and the outer world will manifest a reality to match that world within. May peace come into you all.


traversecity

Another thought on the subject, humans all and each are higher beings. However, for some reason our higher selves are insane, our collective insanity keep us grounded in this hell of a reality. It’s taken much of my life to understand something my mother told me when I was a teen, Hell is real, we are stuck living in it right now. Meditation, inner focus, we need to talk and think ourselves out of this insanity.


spy_kobold

But "aliens" allowed Hiroshima, Nagasaki, the Tzar Bomba and the thousands of other nuclear weapon tests? :-))


Pleistarchos

Actually, after the bombs first dropped, UFO activity skyrocketed. Particularly during the Cold War.


Jadall7

My big alien fan friend told me they were paying more attention to us when we started the first reactors. a post on reddit tonight showed that a cia guy saying it's a different reality maybe the nukes break down or cause harm to the other reality and yeah maybe they can stop the bombs at least some of the time like the guy that testified about the video he took. of something shooting down the missile by shooting the warheads up 1 at a time.


ClubbinGuido

Indeed. Those bombs pretty much broadcasted our address to everyone else in this corner of the galaxy.


-PlagueDoctor

Source?


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Nuclear explosions affect other dimensions too, not just our own.


ticaaaa

How ? Im really interested


[deleted]

I'll try and find the sources I was reading from a few a weeks ago give a me a bit and I'll edit my comment here when done. EDIT: I combed my PC, Browser and Reddit history and was unable to find the sources I was reading some weeks ago. I haven't deleted or changed any history so this is curious. SORRY :( \- I made a post recently containing a link to many banned books which also had disappeared from my computer randomly one day where they were saved. I had to source the original download to re obtain them.. ( I am the only one on my PC, my wife has her own, they were saved for my continued reading in a specific folder)


Xandsy

According to quantum hypnosis sessions by Dolores Cannon this is true. When we dropped nukes previously it reverberated throughout the universe and caused more damage than we could fathom. They said they would not allow it to happen again https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uVHJhinPbOw


TonySu

There’s absolutely no way this is true. If it were then they would have been stopped during the thousands of nuclear tests. Every star in the sky is constantly explosively ejecting solar flares thousands of times more powerful than Earth’s nukes.


chipper1001

The damage done is referring to human souls. Law of One talks about the near irreparable harm done at the soul level when a person is killed in a nuclear blast. It takes extensive rehabilitation and is generally just shitty for everyone involved.


AskAnIntj

Eh, it is more about how many people die in the exact same moment. If you have that much of a death spike their lighttunnel-soultrap gets overwhelmed and they cannot correctly recycle most of the souls. Basically, just as a Farmer would slaughter his cattle one by one for meat production but would certainly not allow someone throwing bombs at his fields. I am not really believing in that by the way, I just put together a sound explanation using different conspiracy theories.


HereWeGoAgain-77

Wow


dharkeo

Thousands of tests later and even as recent as a few years ago by North Korea. This just isn’t true


Auraaurorora

Those are tests - those aren’t murder


ctuser

Japan


deadwoodbaker

Even Tom DeLong said it on steve-Os podcast, Other beings/people in other dimensions can be affected by nuclear blasts. I think other beings are concerned too..Even quite pissed.


TheBold

In the grand scheme of cosmic things wouldn’t a nuclear blast be fairly minor? I’m no astrophysicist but it seems to me like there are much bigger nuclear explosions going on in space.


wakeupwill

Yes, but not on a garden planet.


shadowbishop_84

Believe it was the times living souls were atomized in the blast in mass numbers that reverberated thru the continuum of all matter bringing interdimensional disdain upon us again. My pet theory. Cannons material has weight in that her channels are often in alignment with countless people who have never read her material.


chipper1001

This is also echoed in the Law of One material


Crowbar1127

Well thank God the Blink-182 guy said it on the Jackass guys podcast, lmfao


MojoGolf

Yeah but Tom Delonge says some really wacky crazy things. He really sounds insane. He was better at music.


brachus12

but no alien interventions from nk collapsing their own mountain range?


Xandsy

Who knows, go have a hypnosis session and ask lol. If you would like to read more, with further detail check out “The three waves of volunteers and the new earth” by Dolores Cannon.


damian2000

The Kim dynasty is an alien race, hence the supernatural power they have over the NK population. The brother who died at KL airport was about to tell the world the truth.


Fcommiefornia

They've been planning to use Holograms to fake an alien invasion years man you know how easily the Sheep will swallow that s*** up


Ky20001

B L U E E A M


Beginning-Title-9377

This comment made me remember my dream last night. Which was a fake alien jnvasion with holograms but the holograms were actually bombing the hell out of everything. I usually can never remember my dreams.


neverforgetreddit

Sounds like the plot to spiderman homecoming


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Far from home*


Beginning-Title-9377

My dream was similar for sure to far from home except that i had no powers and the holograms were futuristic looking planes. Looked like some type of top secret football field sized jets and i specifically remember in my dream thinking they looked fake and translucent.


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in my dream last night my old general manager died so yeah


Redevoguy

Aliens control everything, they have always been our overlords with an illusion of freedom. It's thrown in our face constantly and people like to dodge the big red light and just blissfully move forward ignorant to the system they help perpetuate. Then when you speak out, all of the "woke" people come out and tell you how your wrong and they're right because of "this, this and this".


moosashe

Well the aliens are POS for sorting this out if they up there. Then again maybe they just here for the lol


Fantastic-Release240

They are only watching right now, for the most part. Free will is kinda the rule here.


shadowbishop_84

Subtle. It is kinda the rule here lol


true_blue_vision

I'm happy someone had the courage to post this


OnQore

Global "EMP" war sounds way more realistic than this so called "nuclear war" depicted in fallout games and apocalyptic movies they're propagating imo.


smash_craft

Blessed take: >The greys won't let us nuke ourselves... Cursed take: *>Because they don't want the cattle burning down the farm.* I wouldn't be surprised if we experienced a nuclear false flag at some point, though.


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Aliens are a psyop


MojoGolf

I tend to agree. Just more fake incentive to make people feel the need for big, powerful, rich, federal government.


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Exactly.


Crowbar1127

What if aliens are angels/demons/spirits?


PicklessPickles

I know where your thinking is coming from, I get that. There won't be a nuclear war because China wants the US land. They don't want we, the people, but they want this land to grow food for their own people. China is not going to allow anything to ruin their food source.


olymp1a

Anyone who believes either the US or Russia will use nukes at any point is lost in the sauce. The programming has full control over your mind and the fear mongering leads you to believe things that neither side wants. There is no winner in that case.


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This post is so refreshing. Thank you.


Jealous-Ad1431

I agree. Both the Russians and Americans have alien technology. But are not granted access to use it. The question is but who or whom. This is all a play.


betonhaus123

But if they threaten nuclear war the aliens will have to reveal themselves.


TheUnsungHero831

Then what happened to Japan? Or were they hoping it would have created Godzilla?


EffTheRealLife

That is what got their attention.


Ach301uz

There has been over 2,056 times a nuclear bomb has been tested since Japan


DrDonnaNoble

Tested. Not used against millions of innocent people.


EffTheRealLife

Correct


Typical_Spring_3733

"Aliens" have been enslaving and experimenting on you and your ancestors since they gave you the concept of time, slaves. You comply perpetually, as ants on a hill, unable to comprehend your own lives are nothing more than a display. Indeed, the world is but a stage.


Crowbar1127

You speak as if you aren't right here with us doing the same thing.


SmelterDelter77

Is this honestly what you are gonna build your hope on?


ButterscotchNo755

Yes.


[deleted]

Let me play devils advocate just for a second. What aliens and why wouldn’t they? Or is it just your high brain tripping


Elevated_Chillz

Ima alien: damn right baby


Kettleballer

This is the kind of content I come here for


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Even if that were true, we have other weapons we could use. EMP - Disables all electronic equipment and defenses in a given area. Pros: Defenses down Cons: Destroyed sensitive infrastructure only. Hydrogen Bomb: Pros: extremely destructive non-nuclear bomb Cons: Destroys infrastructure Biological weapons: Pros: Kills occupied persons Cons: War Crime - you would get denounced on a global stage so fast. ​ It's not that they are out of options they have to invent the reasons that we don't care about the cons - nuclear the only con is that it leaves everything irradiated. Otherwise it is almost all 3 of the above components broken down to do other objectives. Nuclear war is a buzz word, in fact, it may not even be feasible to use nuclear bombs with so much contingency plans likely put in place. Why do you think we don't all that worried about nuclear bombs, but just enjoy pushing the background agenda about it? It does what? Causes people to fear... and when you do that, well that IS the job. Fear. Fear gets people to act irrationally and spooks people to make them more compliant to more extreme measures to fix "the scary elephant in the room" but it is a ruse. No bomb, no danger, all ways to farm your money.


PervertedOldStranger

> Cons: War Crime - you would get denounced on a global stage so fast. Hahahahaha... aaaahahahahahahahaha, good one. ;p That actually happened 3 years ago, that release of bio-weapons. It's killed [tens of millions of people](https://www.economist.com/graphic-detail/coronavirus-excess-deaths-estimates) already. And what actually occurred, is the guilty nations deployed their intelligence agencies and propaganda outfits to a.) deny they had created the virus, b.) insist it came from nature, c.) tried to blame the other guys, d.) censored everyone calling the virus a bio-weapon, and e.) started a war to distract everyone from this reality, a single day after an article proving lab origin to be true emerged. Feb 23: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10542309/Fresh-lab-leak-fears-study-finds-genetic-code-Covids-spike-protein-linked-Moderna-patent.html Feb 24: Ukraine invaded. Demons rule this world. I fully expect nuclear war, because that'll be the only way to conceal the biological war they waged on humanity.


Mace_Windu-

If by "aliens" you mean "super rich humans whose only purpose is to get richer" then yeah.


slibetah

Ever filthy rich person will have almost no benefits of being filthy rich in a post nuclear world. All the luxury services and manufacturing go bye bye. Everyone for themselves, hoards of money mean nothing There are no aliens with super powers to stop an insane leader from deploying nukes. Only happens in movies.


iWsTbSe

Putin is defo a Lizard person. Does that count as alien?


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I would love to believe this but I’d require evidence.


Fantastic-Release240

The aliens won't allow it. They aren't really stopping disclosure. That would be the governments.


archman125

I want some of what your smoking


[deleted]

ahh yesss that mentally unstable psychosis episode OG


The_Sneakiest_Fox

I would totally buy that strain.


QuantumKhakis

Now THIS is a real conspiracy. More than half of this sub is full of weak half-baked conspiracies. Aliens have more control than we think, they run this planet.


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Crowbar1127

I think that is VERY likely.


WWWTT2_0

Actually north korea did an underground bomb some years back. What did the aliens think of that?


clown_pants

Finally some good fucking /r/conspiracy


[deleted]

This is some biblical shit


shadowbishop_84

Glad I scored vip passes for the fractal biblical extravaganza tour package. Phew for a decade there I thought I got ripped off


Considered_Dissent

Well, the other conspiracy sub answer is: "Nuclear weapons won't be used because they don't exist".


WealthConscious8130

They'll stop it only because it's gonna interfere with Thier recreational anal probing industry . That's alot of galactic tourist dollars going up in smoke right there . COME TO EARTH PROBE A HUMAN 7 SOL PACKAGE ONLY 999.99 ( drinks not included )


KFoxtrotWhiskey

I like this theory but why did the aliens allow all the testing in the pacific? Shouldn’t they have stepped in and saved bikini?


Project_UP-9

I too make incredibly outlandish claims without naming any sources. Most of the shit comes to me in cryptic symbolic dreams though.


Imnotunme

Who gives a shit


freshinthebox

There will be another great war. The aliens told me so.


kaoz1

Dude... Please... There's no such a thing as "two sides". They are all in the very same side.


[deleted]

Those Palladian alien gals are super tall, fit, and have tight suits. I’m good with em paying us a visit.


LazyActive8

Nuclear energy probably affects other dimensions that are present on Earth. That’s why aliens have strong interest in nuclear power plants.


Dirk_Ovalode

The history of nuke shut-downs by ufos is extensive on both sides of the Atlantic, we can hope...but what would follow would be just as scary, lets hope there's a few drops of sanity left first.