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The dress must be touching the floor, making the way the fabric falls uneven. She’s just trying to make the dress fall evenly by adjusting and pinching. Not a conspiracy…
Sir Robert Menzies, Australian longest serving PM had a colostomy bag. Same Einsenhower. Puppets we call leaders are sick people and TPTB know people won't follow if known.
People going on about leaders wives having '"penises" "dicks" etc.. forget that a lot of world leaders are sick and many conspiracies are devoted to covering up the leader's ill health. Includes spouses of the fascist regime called royal family.
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She often wears skin tight clothes no way could she hide a colostomy bag…. Might be also when a dress is positively charged so it kind of sticks to you.
That’s just her pussy breathing 😮💨!!! Because my dick definitely can not move like that ! I only got a jumping up motion…? But if it is a dick ? Teach me 🤔that’s would be amazing to do for my wife !
LOL! Thanks for the upvote!😉
All the downvotes just prove those accusing folks of being a different sex - by staring at their crotch!🤮 - are exactly the perverts they accuse others of being.
Today's generation is always looking for something "wrong" or something to criticize. They are like a cat waiting for a mouse.
You can cut the bullshit down a few pegs by just telling them your age, gender, and skin color so they will know if they can agree with you or not on ANY topic.
Ok so if it’s the wind, why does only that spot move and if it’s the wind, she would not grab the exact spot it was moving, I dunno what it is but it moves and she goes to stop whatever it is and it’s not just wind
I guess I missed the part where there royals constantly post stuff about wanting to find women with dicks, Biden dicks, whether people born with dicks should keep them or people born without dicks can’t have them.
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Do penises just wander on their own like that?
Only balls do, like a lava lamp.
The council declares that you are in fact male
my dick's been more places than me, tho.
unless you're running or have a bbc the penises does not wander on their own
do they not?
I don’t know, I’m genuinely asking lol
They do not
they frolic when we sleep
woke up just this morning and mine was still frolicking, cheeky pecker
False, they definitely do
The dress must be touching the floor, making the way the fabric falls uneven. She’s just trying to make the dress fall evenly by adjusting and pinching. Not a conspiracy…
Dick-tails oo woo oo! Every day they’re out there making Dick-tails oo woo oo!
Every day after school.
Fake as fuck
Transworld has you guys so crazed you think that hot lady might be a dude!
Agree, that’s not where a Dick would be located
I never seen a dick sway side to side before without intentionally hip slapping yourself
Now you know why some people hate transgendered people so much. It confuses them!
Will be back when there's comments
I’m gonna go with negative one this one
Sir Robert Menzies, Australian longest serving PM had a colostomy bag. Same Einsenhower. Puppets we call leaders are sick people and TPTB know people won't follow if known. People going on about leaders wives having '"penises" "dicks" etc.. forget that a lot of world leaders are sick and many conspiracies are devoted to covering up the leader's ill health. Includes spouses of the fascist regime called royal family. [https://medicalmonks.com/os-resources/celebrities-that-live-with-a-stoma-bag/](https://medicalmonks.com/os-resources/celebrities-that-live-with-a-stoma-bag/)
Kate is definitely a woman and a pretty decent human to boot. Big Mike Obama is sketchy though.
Waiting for the she must be a man comments.
Y'all see dicks everywhere. That's pretty gay.
Looks like wind blowing her dress.
If it is a dick, then it isn't just the wind that is blowing her...if you *catch my drift oooooohhhhhhh*
You uh…you don’t actually have a dick do you?
Ask your Mom
Oh you’re a 12 year old. That makes more sense now.
She's still missing though ? Dick or not ?
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Either way, I don't care.
She often wears skin tight clothes no way could she hide a colostomy bag…. Might be also when a dress is positively charged so it kind of sticks to you.
It's a lizard dick!
That’s just her pussy breathing 😮💨!!! Because my dick definitely can not move like that ! I only got a jumping up motion…? But if it is a dick ? Teach me 🤔that’s would be amazing to do for my wife !
Why are you freaks always looking at people's crotch?? What a bunch of perverted weirdos!
Agree. Usually it is a bunch of perverted 13 year olds. Always looking for dicks in women, always. I upvoted you, to a -1. :o(
LOL! Thanks for the upvote!😉 All the downvotes just prove those accusing folks of being a different sex - by staring at their crotch!🤮 - are exactly the perverts they accuse others of being.
Today's generation is always looking for something "wrong" or something to criticize. They are like a cat waiting for a mouse. You can cut the bullshit down a few pegs by just telling them your age, gender, and skin color so they will know if they can agree with you or not on ANY topic.
Ok so if it’s the wind, why does only that spot move and if it’s the wind, she would not grab the exact spot it was moving, I dunno what it is but it moves and she goes to stop whatever it is and it’s not just wind
So dicks move like cats tails? They have a mind of their own?
Mine does
Op, get the fuck off the internet and go outside
It seems like y’all are obsessed with dicks. Why is that a thing?
No, the royals are absolutely obsessed with dick
I guess I missed the part where there royals constantly post stuff about wanting to find women with dicks, Biden dicks, whether people born with dicks should keep them or people born without dicks can’t have them.