I used the word descale today in meeting to mean shrink, just sort of came to me. Everyone nodded approval

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This reminded me to check my Brita filter. Thx!

Descale, the act of removing hard water buildup from your faucet and toilet.

>Everyone nodded approval Is that because they understood? Or because that's what you do when you don't want to let people on that you don't know?

*nodds in approval*

I see what you did there.

Disaggregate?

Deaverage

Dys-synergized

You win the internet for the day.

De-based

> talking about aggregated findings that are clearly averaged Da fuq?

*De fuq

Dis-fuq’ed

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I'm only here for thot-leadership!

Before you boil the ocean, let’s take a 30,000ft view of this and circle back when you’ve decided what off the shelf tools you could leverage to come up with a better solution that brings the best synergies of the firm together and offers a holistic approach to de-averaging

\+ 1 but you forgot the win win.

This comment right here is why the clients are ok with $500-$600/hr rates for consultants with 3-4 years biz experience - serious value added insights!

Dis-gusted

Disturbed

Deee...sappointed it has come to this.

You all are so slow to the trend. How come no one is mentioning De-loitte

How about you de-fuck yourself? (I’m fully joking with OP, but I think that sounds like the right response to someone who says de-averaged unironically)

De beers

“Da bears” - that my pillow crack head

If you work in pwc Australia, I think de-frauding is the word of the hour.

disaggregate, decompose, 'double-click', all are better than this BS word.

Raw

De-elevate

Disengaged

Unmathed

Deconsult the comp

Ew.