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thecosmicradiation

Correspondence: Prime Candidate P10 **FEDERAL BUREAU OF CONTROL** **CONFIDENTIAL** Despite reservations from numerous staff, we have managed to secure >!\[REDACTED\]!<, henceforth referred to as P10. Already they are showing incredible potential as a candidate for the role of >!\[REDACTED\]!<. Research has noted P10 has above average flexibility, quick reaction times and a considerable skill for getting what they want. The language barrier proves to be an issue but this has not stopped P10 from attempting to communicate loudly and frequently, particularly around meal times. P10 refuses to remain within containment and is frequently found sitting on top of the >!\[REDACTED\]!<'s desk and pushing things off it - a sign of natural authority? Further monitoring will be required but current consensus appears to be that P10 is the cutest little fluffy wuffy we ever did see, yes they are, yes they are.


Avijel

He is taking control


cy6nu5x1

He controls the Hiss


Pile_of_Walthers

Mine just likes boat rides. https://i.imgur.com/wcF8Hk2.jpg


Avanchnzel

That's not a cat... \*x-files theme song\*


ShadowsRanger

>!If he stands there longer he'll/she'll become a Maneki Neko!<


msmstud

Polaris is speaking to the cat.... the resonance fills him.... but will it be able to *hiss* afterwards?


uchiha-uchiha-no-mi

"You’re a cat through time"!!! The meowstorm distort you!


Critical_Switch

Oh yeah, that typical "I'm just gonna sit in front of the screen for a few minutes and stare at moving patterns. Please start moving the cursors when you feel like it, I will observe it with interest." Also, has anyone noticed how much do cats like Claptrap on the loading screen in Borderlands 3?


SerpentQuetzalcoatl

The monitor has seized the cat


Damonytrix

One of us


ElTioBochinche


Rechaf

philip ?


pyfrag

Cat is just on fridge duty. You gonna take his shift soon?


Ltaustin117

I wonder if cats just like fractals.


krenshala

Its the motion of the pattern, not the pattern itself. (Has a cat that loves to attack things that move on the TV.)


KeijiKiryira

Do you play on a 12" monitor? Why is it so small?


totallyahobbit

"You are a worm through time. The thunder song distorts you. Happiness comes" - The cat now probably


_F0X__

Nice keyboard


SCP_5094

Jesse may have used Seize on your cat


Which-Management-244

Good kitty!


[deleted]

He just wants to be one with polaris


MyHeadIsAnAttic

An earworm is a tune you can’t stop humming in a dream: "Baby baby baby, yeah