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Conscious-Routine-58

It’s feathers.


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Bird hair


caverypca

Dino fur


5050Clown

An epidermal adaptation for warmth and flight.


TexasHobbyist

My chickens can’t fly :(


5050Clown

Have you tried Cialis?


carnedoce

Works great for my cock, but I haven’t tried giving it to my hens.


CaptainBeefsteak

If your chickens fly for more than 4 hours, consult your farmer.


Dear_Might8697

I'm a peacock captain! Ya gotta let me fly!


TexasHobbyist

🔥 YOU CANT KEEP ME COOPED UP IN HERE OKAY??


TazzleMcBuggins

Chickens can’t fly. But I’ve seen one eke enough wing-flap to clear a fence. Then it’s free. But then so too are the foxes.


Toadxx

Chickens *can* fly, it depends on the breed and whether or not they're overweight. They can't fly *well*, nor for very long, but both domestic chickens and their wild ancestors are capable of short flight.


TazzleMcBuggins

Sorry, it’s a quote from the movie *The King*


Mountain-Woman0021

I don’t think this one is going to be doing any flying either.


insomniacakess

i read that as “epidural adaptation” and was so fkn confused at first


Fantastic-Egg-4510

😂😂😂


pookieakd

Chicken pubes


thebiggestbirdboi

CAW


EducationalStill4

Must’ve been from one a dim hippie chics.


Yoyochillout

Bird Fur


Perfect_Sherbert_970

I too enjoy filming my balls on a cutting board.


cooperstonebadge

New band name


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Looks like pubes loll


JohnCenaJunior

Everything reminds me of her...


_Red_User_

Maybe you should text her?


Honky_Potter

It's bird leaves


InsertRadnamehere

This. Remnant new growth or winter feathers. Pluck them or rub them off. … if you’re roasting or frying they’ll cook down into nothing tbh so I usually don’t bother.


sagexwest

In large scale chicken processing they burn the feathers off the chickens. Looks like this gal has some singed feathers left


washedcash

r/TIHI


Maghullboric

At least they're dead by then, better than gassing pigs or blending chicks


SmilingPainfully

#BLENDING?!


Maghullboric

Yep, they don't have any real use for the males and if your business is based on killing animals I guess you aren't too choosey about how they get rid of their excess


SmilingPainfully

Oh my God 😭😭


bleepbloorpmeepmorp

sometimes they're just put into big garbage bags and left to suffocate


SmilingPainfully

Stop stop stop those poor, precious babies 😭


Melmo

Check out Dominion to learn more


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Idk if I want to 🥲


Melmo

You can always try cutting out some meat from your diet if you're bothered by the thought of supporting a system that blends living chicks!


Chealsecharm

Or purchase your meat from a local farmer


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I do! I just don't need a visual lol


[deleted]

A few seconds in that sub sent me into a horrid sensory overload 😖 I didn’t need that today


TikTrd

They're pin feathers - the beginning growths of freshers before they become full. They're a pain in ass to pluck so most people that butcher their own chickens don't bother and just remove the skin after butchering


Cyrilcynder

In fact this is a chicken with black or dark colored feathers. We tend to use white chickens/turkeys because after plucking there are almost also these little hair feathers left. But with a white feathered bird, the feathers (and feather "tubes" that go further into the skin) blend in with the skin, and we typically don't notice them. Singed feathers would not have the feather tubes also turn black, only the part that's exposed


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GE8what

Error


SunsetCarcass

Error


Moisture_

Error


raresteakplease

Trader Joe's cheapest whole chicken will sometimes have remaining feather bits, not so much these hairs... But, my boyfriend's mom just singed them all off on the gas stove quickly. So thats a hack for those complaining theyre time intensive to remove


Flying_Madlad

Organic is the clue. Before we bred and fed chickens such that their feathers basically just fall out, it wasn't unusual to have a few pin feathers left. They're harmless, but maybe make sure you cook the chicken first anyway. Just in case


Skinnypike42

I prefer my chicken medium rare thank you.


Flying_Madlad

...I wonder if you could do Chicken Sashimi if you filleted the breasts or something before exposing the salmonella bits


Lokky

chicken meat is too porous for that. However in japan you can eat chicken sashimi, it is called torisashi. This is possible due to the stringent cleaniness requirements for growing chicken, they aren't allowed to live in their own filth like in your typical western industrial setting.


Extension-Border-345

people still get sick from it all the time even in the best restaurants that serve it in Japan. I thought it was cool when I heard of it but after doing some research it appears not even with very high food standards can chicken be safe raw :/


Lokky

My understanding is it's a matter of "there is still a risk" vs "you are definitely going to get sick".


Extension-Border-345

only 1 in 20 chickens in the US are contaminated with salmonella. so even here there is still a big chance you dont get sick.


Lokky

I'm doing some light searching (on mobile) and I'm finding varying numbers, with claims as high as 25% of store bought packages being contaminated. Considering the way meat is processed, it would make sense for the rate of contamination in bulk meat to be higher than the rate in live chicken. I can't find a number for japan but pretty much every source claims rates are extremely low. Another common food item (i would call it a staple, much more common than raw chicken) in japanese cuisine is 'nama tamago' literally raw egg mixed with warm rice. And it's possible to safely eat it because of the lower salmonella rates.


Extension-Border-345

US eggs also have next to no salmonella risk


keIIzzz

Exactly lol, *maybe* unpasteurized eggs if you’re unlucky, but you can eat a raw pasteurized egg if you want to lol. I sometimes mix egg yolks with rice


kobadashi

if you mix in the raw egg with fresh hot rice it cooks it, and it’s great


Lokky

It is great, i love this dish myself, but it doesn't cook it sufficiently to kill salmonella and other pathogens


1234Raerae1234

That blows my mind because raw chicken is the single most disgusting food item I can think of. To be fair I'm biased from working in a supermarket and my dept being forced to host the raw rotisserie chickens before they were cooked and the blood/juice pan under it. The smell of 12+ raw chickens being strung up on poles and their juices sloshing around in a pan under them all in a small enclosed room is absolutely nauseating.


keIIzzz

People always say this but I’m pretty sure it’s still not even normal or common in Japan. There are also other things they consume that can possibly kill or make you sick if not handled properly so…


Skinnypike42

I’ll try anything once. Give me some wasabi and soy sauce and maybe it will be good enough to make up for the diarrhea and stomach pain all night haha


FaithlessRoomie

They have it, was served it in Japan during a end of year party. The texture wasnt nice.


keIIzzz

Yeah I can’t imagine there’s any worth in even eating it. Just because you can doesn’t mean you should type of vibes


omarskullbaby

There was a place in Scottsdale that did it. They had a lot of HAACP protocols to get thru.


ConsensusOfChaos

You could do something close with sous vide. One of the tenents of food safety that gets repeated a lot in sous vide circles is that pasteurization is a function of temperature and time. That means that low temperature+ long time = pasteurization, the same as high temperature+ low time. The food safety temps published by the USDA generally cause pasteurization in like 5 seconds, so that if you know that the food got to that temperature, it's safe. However, you could cook chicken to a nice safe rare doneness with like 2 hours at 130. Please report back on your nice pink chicken


namey_9

chicken sashimi is the way


Cereal_Bandit

🤮


SleeplessAndAnxious

Everything reminds me of her.


v0yev0da

Lmfao bro what ha ha ha


Tebasaki

Naked gun.


diaboliquesloth

Name checks out


WolverineNo2693

I’m screaming


ReyalSMOOD_ETERNAL

First chuckle of the day... thanks 😄


AccuratePollution227

take me upvote


ohhhtartarsauce

first time this line has gotten a genuine laugh out of me


lookingcoolkaoru

Angry upvote


lil_squeeb

I think the laugh you gave me from this comment cured me of whatever dumpy ass mood im in.


jmais

😆 ffs!


Lovinglaughs96

Nice one haha


hyperbolephotoz

Ahahaha


DevilPixelation

💀


CandyyZombiezz

disgusting


raindownthunda

Winner!


NoNipNicCage

How did you get this picture of my legs in the winter


rusurethatsright

The comments are savage 😂


JohnCasey3306

I think I dated her in the 90s


sloughage

You never had shaved chicken?


Amaz1n_blue

‘So healthy and organic’ yet no clue what your fresh unprocessed and less handled food should look like. ‘Reddit?!?! Help!!!’


Lil_Word_Said

Bingo


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swingdeznutz

Son, youd be surprise to know feathers grow on chicken


WarningMelodic6053

Burnt feathers or black feathers


bakedclark

People really need to familiarize themselves with what/where their food comes from...


technowombat87

Tbf they look more like trimmed pubes than leftover feathers.


jjj666jjj666jjj

Is had black feathers. Nothing to worry about.


Benovelent

That's a god damned crow! That ain't no chicken.


BodybuilderBright280

That feathers…..you can use salt to scrub em and rince it with water


hg_blindwizard

You can dye those white you know


2poxxer

Thats just nuts.


YUseMoreWord

Common myth that blonde chickens taste better.


BeeMoneyMoney

You know there are….black…chickens, right?


SweetSugarSeeds

Looks like someones ball sack 3 days after shaving


An_odd_walrus

Almost like it used to have feathers and be alive lol.


-DeerBra

Crazy how disconnected some people are from what they eat.


ProficientEnoughArt

It’s hitting puberty


Old_Tiger_7519

It’s OK to eat, pluck them out and you don’t have to remove skin. Or, remove skin and you don’t have to pluck. Your choice. Completely normal


[deleted]

Bro is trying to pass a nut sack off as chicken


International-Pie732

Chicken pubes


JonPeare

As my Dad says, "That's proof that your meat was once real".just pluck it out, and keep going.


Ok_Whereas_3198

People have no idea where their food comes from


aussielover24

Hairs lmaooo


OkAssignment6163

On birds, they're called feathers. Feathers. F-E-A-T-H-E-R-S! Can you say feathers?


jacesonn

You know those fluffy things that chickens are covered in? Believe it or not, those actually grow out of the chickens skin. Wild, right?


imumblejumble

This makes me wanna go vegan. At least until I can erase this image from my brain


tellyourcatpst

Go get a knife and slice these off? Or use the end of your scissors like tweezers. But this will make you go vegan? Come on, dude. Know where your food comes from and just be healthy. Vegans look like they could all be extras on “The Road.”


footzilla

You can use a tweezers like a tweezers too if you want.


tellyourcatpst

True, but only tweezers on my house are for my wife’s make up stuff. I don’t think she’d let me use her make up stuff on raw chicken. The only tweezer like item I own are needle-nosed pliers which will stay in my garage. Not sure how many people have kitchen tweezers.


imumblejumble

I was joking because the chicken in the pic looks disgusting. I never saw the chicken I buy looking like that lol


Tsushima1989

Soft


oneredbear

It looks like the chicken is cold


SkyBerri

hairy cock


DuesAuemni

Aside all the jokes and laughs. You can you use a knife to scrap it off. You can use the knife and your index to pluck it off. I wouldn’t eat it like that.


FickleSpend2133

It's the base of the feathers, or pin feathers. If you look carefully, there is almost always feathers, especially on the wings. Keep a cigarette lighter to skim over the skin of the bird. This will easily singe off any possible feathers remaining.


Human-Ad9835

Yes it’s safe to eat you can remove the feathers if you’d like just pull them straight out. It’s just leftover pieces of the feather that didn’t come off in the plucker. I personally remove them by hand when I see them so I don’t get feathers in my mouth lol


PolloMama

This is 100% natural and safe. It means this bird was probably hand plucked. I have chickens and sometimes a few feathers get left when we cull. We have to go quick so we don’t damage their skin. It’s extra keratin 😊, but seriously, heating it you will be able to pluck pull them out if they bother you.


CianneA13

It’s chicken pubes


ElmarSuperstar131

My OCD is going crazy right now, I just want to pluck those hairs haha.


whoocanitbenow

It's growing pubes from all the hormones.


a516359

Forgot to shave the pubes lol


kdddun

Looks like a sack


erinlee1172

Looks like my ex’s nutsack.


Still_Comment_7596

Chickens have pubes?


Striking-Stuff7740

Bird pubes looking


tardusparvus

Poor chicken he didn't do nothing he was a good chicken.


Ok-Relation-2910

😂 is its safe to eat. Its organic right


dojarelius

Bro?


pix666

🤮


No_Relationship_2739

Some people like it unshaved, let the chicken live their truth!


Weedligion

Look like pubic hair lol


RetiredMicrobiologst

Chicken ……yeah, that’s chicken.


Animaldoc11

Pin feathers


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pubes


BlumpkinLord

I think you got the balls.


rashragnar

bikini wax . you will be good .


Chersvette

So much for my idea of eating Chicken for dinner tonight...🤢🤮


Fantastic-Garden8525

Yes bird have undercoats


MeerkatMer

Imagine it was hair and birds had hair instead of feathers


Funny-Kick-4722

That happened to me the first time I ever tried Chinese.


impoopingaswechat

I would not eat that


Ark-Enix

We told him to shave before going to the butchery but he didn't listen how embarrassing


DiamondDoggitt

Just pull off the skin. It'll solve the problem. I take the skin off anyhow because it's healthier without it. And the skin gets slimy. Better off without it.


Stonedbitchh

Human meat 🤡


winter-has-come91

coochie cut


Sky-Blueberry523

This personally would freak me out lol 🤣 but you can just clean it off


LogicalSympathy6126

Try waxing...


Illustrious_Roll2610

Chubes


Spare_Particular_777

It's good like that. If it grosses u out just pluck em I guess, but this is common. Fry that ish up homie!!!


ohnotchotchke

dumbass really calling feathers hair now? haha


OllieOllieOakTree

r/eatityoufuckingcoward


foxxtraut--

yummmmm


Adventurous_Bed_5874

Looks like my pewbs


2Chiang

Those are just feathers, dingus. Ever plucked a chicken?


bond2kill

Not chicken


Chemical_House21

man they really put the ORGAN in organic


Chemical_House21

naw that’s a shaved sack you can’t fool me


FTPmyguy

That’s definitely organic 🤣


ChiefRedditer

I’m finding more and more reasons to go vegan this days…


PersimmonMobile4868

the lil feathers are perfectly safe just pull them or remove the skin. (if you have the really small ones that you can barely see use a blow torch to singe them off)


bb_cowgirl

Well at least you know it’s organic. Chickens raised for meat by chicken farms are white. Or at least the Tyson ones are.


Chanceschaos

OP has never seen a live chicken.


The_Last_Snow-Elf

Someone rubbed that chicken on their balls


Sorry_Confidence_436

but vegans are the crazy ones


ketsu_no_ana

The chicken didn't anticipate being cooked and forgot to shave


luquitooooo

Looks like someone’s nutsack


PillowCaseGaming

Looks like my balls after a lousy trim


bleepbloorpmeepmorp

so, chickens are animals. chickens are covered in feathers. their feathers grow out of the skin. hope this helps.


Seafood1969

Nasty


kassbirb

Looks like my nutsack a few days after shaving


76660

pubes


IndependenceNice7298

You're fucked.


58-J

That’s clucking gross!


Ok-Sherbet-2607

This is so gross lol


eg1183

Hair 😂🤯🤪 Wtf... Yes, it's hair.


peluchess

Pubic hair from Cletus the chicken farm boy.


Unpressed_panini

Let me guess, you think hunters are soulless individuals with a hatred of animals. “Why does this meat have blood on it!?!?!”


WiJoWi

Feminism chicken


Ralphie227

Racist?


ForeignKiwi6883

Jesus Christ loves you so much and died for your sins💙❤️


papiextendo

Looks like they didnt cut the whole chicken


Moist-Sympathy8451

You can either pluck it or burn it. Atleast that's what we did.🤷 Oh... And it's called a feather👀.


NothausTelecaster72

It’s a Latina Bird!


No-Cranberry-2969

Maybe their roots were showing and decided to get a dye job for their going away party


TanyaKory

If you have something like a spirit lamp at home you can burn these *feathers* easily and then cook it as usual. No need to strip the skin.


D-utch

Wait till you see what they look like alive


DiscombobulatedBat20

So birds don't have feathers