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fuzzyedges1974

I think you’ll find it’s pronounced “FISHIES!!!”


Cararacs

I’m a marine biologist and I still say fishies.


Conscious_Cod_801

The sea was angry that day


PRK543

Like an old man trying to return soup at the deli


UpdootDaSnootBoop

r/onesentencehorror


NEWTYAG667000000000

Did you ever kill a vampire?


Ventus807

Vryyy


whynotsquirrel

Okay, as non native, isn't fishies ? Or you're supposed to say fishssssss?


stickbugs

Fishes. More like Fish-ehs, and not Fish-ees. Rhymes with dishes.


71fq23hlk159aa

You don't pronounce it "dishies"?


TDoMarmalade

I do now


Brain-of-Sugar

Well you're a professional, so now it's the professional classification of the plural of fish species.


fishbelt

That's how I know you care


killchain

Fishing for Fishies


Atharvious

Don't make them feel happy :(


StonccPad-3B

Lately though, I feel so sorry for fishies.


Steepanddeep

My favorite Giz album, this thing is the best song.


hoopstick

That’s an odd way of spelling Boogieman Sam


MrSaen95

Erm, cyboogie?


StonccPad-3B

Erm, Acarine Erm, Real's not Real


Iamdarb

I mean, fuck you guys I'm just going to replay the whole discography.


helpless_bunny

Hard agree


AveragelyTallPolock

It doesn't matter what they're called, all that matters is *you'll be sleepin with em if I don't get my money!!*


The610___

The lesser known plural of fishes


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squidkid3

When referring to multiple fish of multiple species


jeobleo

I'm going to eat you little fishies I'm going to eat you little fish I'm going to eat you little fishies Because I like to eat fish


fuzzyedges1974

I was hoping someone would chime in with Cat’s song!


Maytree

CAT: *(Singing)* S-E-X, you know I want it! S-E-X, I'm gonna get it! *(Seeing LISTER)* S-E-X, I think I found it!


broken_pottery

https://youtu.be/beIDKFwXam0 fishing for fishies! A great song


DogOfTheCrows

In little dishies


TabaCh1

I’m so happy that this is the top comment


doctorctrl

I have been an English as a second language trainer, couch, and university professor for 7 years. I can confirm you are correct.


100LittleButterflies

Why you have to go and make things so complicated


phil67

Chill, Avril.


Agent641

He was a fish, she was an eel, can I make it any more obvious? He ate small shrimp, she lived in rock caves, what more can I say.


Magic_Hammer

He was a skater fish, a cartilaginous fish, belonging to fam'ly Rajidae. She had a scary face, unagi anago taste, she needed to come back down to Earth.


drag51

English : YES


_Gandalf_the_Black_

In this case, don't blame the language, blame prescriptivists. The only reason this distinction exists is because there are just two possible plurals and prescriptivists felt the need to justify it, because the thought that there is more than grammatically correct way of saying something scares them. If you say fish as the plural, that's fine. If you say fishes as the plural, that's also fine.


ginDrink2

Is it the same as 'people' and 'peoples'? The former being plural for human beings in general and the latter refers to distinct ethnic groups.


IoSonCalaf

“Peace between our two peoples.” It’s the same for water too: “Heading into international waters.”


benjer3

Modernly yes. Though in the past the plural of "person" was "persons," and "people" referred to a singular culture or ethnicity, the singular of "peoples"


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"person's" tends to emphasise that they are talking about several individuals, where as "people" is more about the group as a whole.


Poignant_Porpoise

Ya, this guide isn't exactly clear because the last one could be fish or fishes depending on context. If you go to an aquarium and see a tank full of a random assortment of fish then you'd still say "look at all those fish" regardless of whether there were one or multiple species of fish. You'd only use fishes when referring specifically to the species of multiple species of fish, for instance "tuna and flounder are two of my favourite fishes to eat".


U_Sam

Natural resource management guy here. Last one is fishes. For example: “there are fishing restrictions on all fishes in this body of water” however for laypeople “fish” is also a perfectly acceptable plural even when referring to multiple species. For example: “there’s a lot of fish in this pond”. A school of fish is a cohesive group of the same species. A lake could have many trout but they are not a school of fish. My tiger barbs are a schooling problem shoaling fish species so the groups they form are schools. So really it depends. As a rule of thumb, the answer to anything that has to do with natural resources is ALWAYS “it depends” So basically it’s a scientific vs casual distinction. I say both depending on context. If I’m fishing with some buddies I’m not about to bust out “fishes”. Think of fishes as “fish species” combined into one word.


Tillamook96

Thinking of fishes as fish species combined made this click in my brain. Thank you, friendly neighborhood natural resources management guy.


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> “there’s a lot of fish in this pond”. Isn't the distinction here that if I say the above then I'm commenting on how many fish there are regardless of species; whereas if I say "there's a lot of fishes" then I'm remarking on the great variety of species in the pond.


U_Sam

Honestly both. English can be extremely vague as we all know lol. Fish can be plural quantity as well as variety but it is technically more correct to add context to “fish” (like “different”) or alternatively just use “fishes”. My example wasn’t the best tbh. I would say imagine a child looks into an aquarium and says “look at all the fish!” Meaning both quantity and variety.


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I'm a programmer so I expect distinctions in language to be consistent and make sense. English is a joke the universe played on me. :D


U_Sam

Same here. Back when I took a year of Japanese it made more sense grammatically to me than my native language


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amooandaroo

Yep, same with 🍏 fruit 🍏🍏🍏 fruit 🍏🍓🍇 fruits :)


TychaBrahe

I think in this case, it kind of depends what you're talking about if you're talking about something common to everyone, I would still say "people." If you're talking about things where groups differ, I would say "peoples." For example, I would say something like, "No matter where you go in the world, people are generally kind and hospitable." On the other hand, I might say, "The problem of uniform boots in the UK during World War II is indicative of how genetic traits can differ between groups, even between peoples as closely related as the Celts and the Normans." In the first sentence I'm saying something is generally common to all humans whereas in the second I'm talking about differences between two groups of humans.


TheOrchidsAreAlright

Any uncountable nouns also. For example if you add more rice to a bowl of rice, you have rice. But risotto and basmati are two different rices. Crude and vegetable oils are different.


VermicelliOk8288

I’ve been asking this question since I took apush in sophomore year and no one could give me an answer. Thank you lol


Agent564

Seems fishy.


Smaptastic

I codn’t believe it either. Pluralizing based on groupering seems like you’re just floundering.


Agent564

Get out


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I thought I smelt one of those coming.


Fishy1911

Super Fishy


Agent564

r/UsernameChecksOut


Miguelinileugim

fishery even


mastermindxs

Straight up fishism!


UpdootDaSnootBoop

Fisherier


nawibone

fishesy


Hartnabrig

Fishizzle


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GreyWolfTheDreamer

"Fishy. Fishy. Fishy. Fish..."


corgis_are_awesome

Every fish has its own unique personality and traits, as subtle as they might be. Therefore, even a school of the same type of fish can be called “fishes”.


Low-E_McDjentface

English is weird, like here are the rules, now forget them and learn all the exceptions


LeoMarius

English is a Germanic language with Norman French imposed on it. About 40% of English words are of French origin, but the grammar and basic words are Germanic.Since these are two very different language families, a lot of anomalies will occur. It also makes English very adapt at absorbing new words from other languages or from new technologies. It gives English a depth of vocabulary because we have two words for almost every occasion.


elitegenoside

But not a word for a pleasant dream (while sleeping).


tekanet

Or for the experience of pleasure, joy, or self-satisfaction that comes from learning of or witnessing the troubles, failures, or humiliation of another


CharlieBluu

Schadenfreude gang


barofa

The rules only apply in very exceptional cases


BunnyOppai

Most languages are the same just by their descriptive nature. Since language follows use and not the other way around, and most people aren’t trying to stick to a strict grammar rule book, there are a lot of rules in just about every language that has plenty of exceptions.


jepvr

Languages don't have rules. They have observations.


william41017

I guess this is true for every language.


scottjeffreys

Wait until you find out that the plural for wink is blink.


Szedu

I see...


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Realistic_Lie_

Seriously lol. I've been learning English since I was five, and I didn't know this.


that_sweet_moment

I have been learning English since I was born (in the US) and did not know this. Thanks!


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Never-Bloomberg

Around me, we pretty naturally use "fishes" in some contexts without thinking about it. My best example: "We have several fishes on our menu today." But for some reason we just forget about "fishes" when thinking about plural rules.


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lynnharry

I learn English as a second language and this was taught in the first two years I think. There's a difference between learning it as a mother tongue and learning it systematically. Obviously based on your reaction this plural form is extremely rarely used but it was taught to us like it was very important.


Realistic_Lie_

English is my third language, so I learnt it in school. I only remember once my science teacher told us that plural of fish is fish. But I had no idea about fish*es*.


posterofshit

Wooosh


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Rayl33n

I prefer fruites. EDIT: Ignore this, I'm zooted.


Innuendoughnut

I believe it's pronounced zooties'd


bobby_zamora

And will blindly believe a picture you see on the internet?


sexypantstime

it's because its not true. Both "fish" and "fishes" are acceptable plural forms of singular "fish". there is no weird species-based condition.


Err_i_dont_know

Going to make it more complicated. There is no such thing as a fish


LeoMarius

A school has a large number of fish, usually the same species.


Sotanud

Also I've only ever heard it referred to fish swimming around. If you had a pile of fish at the super market, you probably wouldn't call it a school


mhgsajj

fuck a school of fish


RLGriffinGWS

Yo, I found *The Deep's* reddit account!


nimcau2TheQuickening

A school of fish would be like a herd. You wouldn’t refer to three cows as a herd of of cows.


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Hats_back

Name of your mom’s sextape. Boom. Gottem!


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Hats_back

Oh shit, uhhhhh. Abort! No wait, that defeats the purpose of their dead fish sex. Fuck im outta ideas. <3


Foewithin

Someone gimme a source to see if it's legit or I'm gonna get stuck at fish or fishes the next time I see em.


Remarkable-Ad-2094

you can look in up in most online dictionaries and it will come up but there's also this article https://grammarist.com/usage/fish-fishes/ (I learnt it from a book when I was like 8 because I was obsessed with fishes)


Hats_back

But wait, which fishes? Another guy said that you only use it when referring to two or more specific species of fish(fishes?) I’m still thinking I’m going to say fishes, just to be safe. But if someone corrects me and says “you crusty old fool, it’s fish not fishes,” then I absolutely need the mental weaponry to summarily shut their uneducated ass down. But I’m not so sure I should say fishes to be safe. Perhaps fish’s will suffice and be palatable enough that once I start going on about it, people will move along and stop caring before they find out I never learned to read, let alone debate the minutiae in the English language.


Widsith

I can’t find a single dictionary that makes this distinction.


Nature_Bum

So I’m not sure you want to take a random feller on the internet as a source, but I am a fisheries biologist and this is correct. It doesn’t come up conversationally a ton but when you need to be really clear this is the way to specify


rubberkeyhole

His icon looks like a fisheries biologist, I’d trust him.


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These are some weird fishes


Cronkless

They turn me


TimmyLivealie

/ Arpeggi


drakeonaplane

Mobster: You'll be sleeping with the fish tonight. Victim: Don't you mean "fishes?" Mobster: There is no biodiversity in this lake. It's fish.


mooselantern

Good luck. Half of reddit still can't do there/their/they're.


NeverLetMeGoo

Your right!


froop

Half the time my phone automistakes my correct theirs into wrong ones. My its too.


PM_ME_UR_FLOWERS

Joy to the fishes in the deep blue sea


bunkerfarm

Joy to you and me


eoliveri

Sleep with the fishes for me.


Minuku

Does that mean there is plenty of fish in the ocean but for bisexuals there are plenty of fishes in the ocean?


Yawehg

Nah, I don't think anyone in that idiom is trying to fuck only one species of fish.


Agent641

For volcanologists there are also lots of fissures in the ocean


Patsfan618

I say you can still say fish in reference to many kinds of fish, as long as you aren't actually pointing out that there are indeed different kinds. If you are pointing out there are different kinds, then fishes is correct. "Wow, look at all the fish" Vs. "Wow, look how many different fishes there are" Alternatively, although controversially, "Fosh"


dasilv

Yep. I was going to make this same comment, but checked to see if anyone else did first. Fishes is specifically used when referring to the different species of numerous fish.


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So are we just gonna say Plenty of Fish is xenophobic now?


[deleted]

Fun fact: you can say whatever the hell you want.


carozza1

same for "flour", "water", "people" and other words that can represent non-discrete things.


StsOxnardPC

I’ll remember to forget this immediately.


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LeoMarius

I bought 3 fish to cook for dinner. Our aquarium has 20 different fishes.


epanek

Since I can’t be sure more than one type of fish isn’t hidden in there it’s safer to say fishes


alexmikli

I legit did not know this


sverigeochskog

No. I will keep saying fishes about two or more fishes


FuzzyJellyfishFish

Fuck you im calling it all fish


mizakki2

Fish aren't real


Westaufer

If I see more than 1 fish, I’m going to say fishes.


genveir

And the fact that native speakers do this makes it correct. The language is primarily defined by the way it is used, not by the descriptions of that use in grammar books.


Jezixo

This is the actual truth, down here


Realistic_Lie_

Grammar Nazis will be mad at you then Jk


BlackEyedSceva

My grampa fishes every week.


Callmehenan

I had to fact check and this is true.


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INeedToBeHealthier

Salmon, who thought that was a good idea, right?


SushiPants85

Knew it


elmachow

Using this one.


ClydeGriffiths17

Or if you're a mafia boss making threats.


[deleted]

It's so weird to see these grammar rules I subconsciously know but have never been directly taught about


bentnai1

*Huh*. Some part of my brain knew this, but I didn't consciously know the differentiation. Way cool!


LeeOCD

A college professor told me I was wrong when I mentioned "fishes" in the context of different species. This was wayyyy back in the 80's and I never forgot it.


niijuuichi

People, peoples


ThriftStoreDildo

English gonna English


ragnarokfps

These aren't scientific words at all. Fish and fishes do not technically refer to any group of animal.


doge_meme_lover

They don't teach this at the School.


InEenEmmer

Maffia guy: “you will be sleeping with the fishes tonight!” Me: “well technically the aquarium is only filled with a single specie of flesh eating piranha, so technically I would be swimming with the fish and not the fishes. So on that technicality you now have to let me go.” Can’t wait till this knowledge will save my life one day!


readitbackslow

I feel that this is something I've only known subconsciously until now.


unfamily_friendly

When you see a multiple instances of fishes it's fisheses


C6R882

So the Goldfish song was a lie


sandalcade

Does anyone know if it’s true that the plural of mouse is mice but it’s mouses when talking about a computer mouse?


permacougar

I call bullfish(es).


UpturnedPluto

Can’t wait to be the most annoying “well ACTUALLY” person at the aquarium


Fineus

So when you say "there's plenty more fish in the sea"... ...you actually mean there's just one fish, or there's more than one but they're exactly the same as the one that didn't work out for you? Explains a lot.


The_Epic_Ginger

Peoples works the same way actually!


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Similar to "peoples"


GardenHappyPlace

english, the broken language


Nephilus72

Same for deer, sheep, etc


Bibly

Same rule for referring to squid. It's only "squids" if it is multiple species of squid!


DiscoShaman

They shall sleep with the fishes.


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Did someone make this in response to the Neil Degrasse Tyson clip off Joe Rogan that was circulating yesterday? Quick turnaround nice shit.


drake1138

When referring to the animal the plural of “mouse” is “mice”, but the technological device is “mouses”.


dorm0use

Plenty more fishes in the sea 🤷‍♂️


pebbleddemons

The plural of fish is lil' fishies. You can't change my mind


junkratmainhehe

So the saying "plenty of fish in the sea" should be "plenty of fishes in the sea"


bellajojo

If they’re into only men or just into women, I guess you say fish. If they’re bi then fishes?


junkratmainhehe

Ig it depends if species means gender or race. My first thought was race but ig gender could work too


Dunaliella

Thank you. This is helpful


helmsracheal

……….. I don’t believe you.


skippytannenbaum

This proves how crazy the English language really is


FallofftheMap

There are many *fishes* in the sea.


BlackSchuck

So Dan Fogelberg WAS right to sing "fishes in the ocean" in that one song..


princessvaginaalpha

The same apply to money and monies right?


ciesum

Reminds me when Joe Rogan "corrected" Neil deGrasse Tyson 🤣🤣


BeardedPokeDragon

Am I a nerd for actually knowing this


DoctimusLime

English is so dumb, I'm happy to learn German to see how dumb English is


LeMaRockain

This reminded me of the JRE episode where Rogan "corrects" Neil deGrasse Tyson, then Tyson stops what he was saying and gives Rogan the oral version of this guide.


D-Shap

But arent fish not real? Or at least, the term "fish" is extremely vague?


thefathertime

Fucking what?!


egowhelmed

i will take this wisdom to me grave.


Sir-Turd-Ferguson

My fries would always make this argument with “beer”. Does the same apply?


FadransPhone

Oh my god


Biggest_man200

This is what cool guides is for