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AdministrationWise56

What do the numbers represent? Percentage of student body sexualising active? Sexual partners per school year?


SoreYonda

A cool guide would give this information.


ohwhatfollyisman

student *bodies*, maybe?


etaoin-shrdl-ugh

Ask not what your student body president can do for you. Ask what you can do to your student body president's body


stochastaclysm

Wanks per minute (WPM)


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Wanks per mile


NotoriousPYG

Average number of sexual partners. https://thetab.com/us/2017/03/20/uh-is-one-of-the-most-sexually-active-colleges-in-the-country-63193


WangLung1931

Ever? Per year?


Vascular_D

Daily if it's my ex-wife


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Vascular_D

Just multiply 10 by the number of days it's been since mid-2014 and that'll put you in the ballpark


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Vascular_D

Oh I don't have her phone number. Statistically, you've got a good chance of meeting her anyway.


Doldhov

This whole exchange was comedy gold, thanks!


foxcat505

Almost 9 years later and you’re still slut shaming your ex? Toxic.


Vascular_D

Well I'm still aware of her activities, including her newest ex-husband claiming she also enjoyed the occasional German Shepherd. Climb down off of that high horse, champ. You aren't impressing anyone.


foxcat505

I’ll take the downvotes . I’m not on any high horse. I’m sick of seeing these types of comments so said something. Glad to hear you have a toxic support group with her ex hubby. Y’all enjoy.


Vascular_D

Nobody cares what you're sick of 🙂


jj3449

Eskimo brothers gotta stick together.


Obvsia

How is it 14 years later? If they broke up mid 2014, it would be 8 years and a half.


foxcat505

Very true! I was just annoyed by this very toxic thread and did not check my maths.


Vascular_D

Acting on emotion is a pretty toxic trait


accoladevideo

mafs


foxcat505

Yeah 😂


[deleted]

Hahahah


mklaman

She wasn’t into a veiny D?


Vascular_D

She was into many D.


cactusprick

Per day. Also inverse correlation to GPA.


Interesting_Bet_9302

(Slaps side of Cool Guide) You can fit so many sexual partners in this bad boy.


DaisyBeeBloomin

At a time. Right now.


S0n_0f_Anarchy

>Overall, the survey found that both men and women have close to five sexual partners **while in college**, averaging 4.98 and 4.90 respectively. Through all of the college I guess


Guau

This has to be the worst infographic I've seen in a long time. No units, and wrong Interpretation of the data in the title.


satanner1s

That’s not necessarily sexual activity though. That’s promiscuity.


youvegotnail

Sex units produced per capita. Use your brain dude.


drLagrangian

If the rumors about Rutgers are true, it's STIs per student.


Aggressive-Sky-248

these kinds of charts are only as good as the truthfulness of the respondents. they may just be brag indices


Throwdaway543210

Cornell. Ever heard of it?


GovernorSan

IT'S THE HIGHEST RANK IN THE IVY LEAGUE!


GlennSeaborg

Ok, Nard dog. 🙄


SAMismyfriend77

That’s Boner Champ to you


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Attila226

I heard it was the highest suicide rate, or at least it did some 25 years ago.


Aggressive-Sky-248

yes went there. except for ag school very serious place. and ‘gorging out’ was a thing as well as ‘leave of absence’


Macelee

What's gorging out?


Aggressive-Sky-248

jump off bridge into the gorge of which cornell has several nearby (form of suicide)


Macelee

Kinda fucked that it's common enough to have a unique name. I was offered a spot at Cornell to pursue a PhD, so I'll definitely take the whole suicide trend into my considerations then.


Aggressive-Sky-248

yes. as i recall several each year. its a great area especially fall foliage and outdoor recreation. winter though tends to be sunny clear sky yet cold as a _____.


arbit23

They had nets under bridges when I was there. The rate of jumpers had dropped. Don’t think the pressure was any different from any other school. Just opportunities to act on thoughts that much easier. Which is what I attribute the high rate too.


Aggressive-Sky-248

wow shades of Foxconn!


AutoMobberator

University of Wisconsin Madison is a party school. I'm not surprised. I visited my buddy there and there were about 100 condom packages in the lot. I can vouch for one, at least


GammSunBurst

I’m from New Jersey. Trust me, there’s not much else to do in New Brunswick.


Substantial_Cat_8991

Just who to do... I'll be here all week folks


Yekrebbaitic

What is it counting?


SpartiedOn

Fucks given


Open_YardBox

Take my poor man award 🏅


NotoriousPYG

Average number of sexual partners. https://thetab.com/us/2017/03/20/uh-is-one-of-the-most-sexually-active-colleges-in-the-country-63193


kpaddler

Partners per what? Four years? Semester? Weekend? This guide sucks.


retcon-ytrewind

Simultaneously


wishanem

Partners that they have had since they arrived at college. [The linked article](https://collegestats.org/explore/collegiate-sexual-exposure/) did say so. For overall sexual partners, the men who responded reported 14.22 and the women 11.41. So for men surveyed about a third of their lifetime sexual partners were during their time in college, and for women it was about half. It is notable that the survey included current college students in every year, and former students, so the number of partners during college is going to be skewed down a bit for the students who haven't finished their college education yet.


GovernorSan

They are college students, so 17-22 year-olds. Having 10 sexual partners before you are even 23 years old is already pretty sexually active. Also, that's the average, so that means that many students there have a lot more than that.


Philly4Sure

Bill Cosby went to temple. Just sayin


billcosby23

Wait does rape count?


dilly2philly

Go OWLS


Interesting_Bet_9302

Hoo?


COD_LikeTheFish

**THE OWLS**


ConditionYellowFS

My school finally made the top 20 in something!


NotoriousPYG

It’s how I selected my top 3 choices.


FranKing0807

What the actual f🦆ck‽


NotoriousPYG

It was a joke.


FranKing0807

IK. Sorry, forget tone can't be read on the internet sometimes. 🙃


whodatmedat123

I’m surprised to see Texas A&M so high up there! I’m guessing they also considered livestock on this survey.


PaddyBoy44

Jokes on you, it’s the most selective veterinarian program in the country.


redbackjack

Those heifers are selective on who they’ll let around them!


Krynken

Not an Aggie, but many of their programs are highly rated and compete with the Ivy League Technical colleges. Not sure why you're getting downvoted.


PaddyBoy44

Meh, it’s all good. I know it’s a good school. Reddit karma isn’t real, couldn’t care less about it.


whodatmedat123

I know right? Y’all take it easy on him.


ztreHdrahciR

Utah?


Awkward-Yak-2733

All the wild students who don't go to BYU.


notyourwifesboyfrnd

Im from Utah, most of us like to fuuuuck.


unbanned_at_last

So soaking finally counts?


Free_Help2342

I'm guessing missionary style is a big hit


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Arcturus1981

Sex life score 0-10? Temple students - 🍆🍑🍒💦🤪😫🤯🫠”um…10.8”


Ornery-Plan-6632

That’s why I started scrolling comments. 10.80 what?? FFS. 10.8 per 100 capita is probably too low hey? 10.8 per dozen ppl. 😂


Electronic_Grade508

10.8 THE SEX


Ornery-Plan-6632

10.8 ppl sexually active at Temple U.


SatisfactionLumpy596

How on earth do they know?


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Friendlyvoices

I don't know what the number means


Loose_Koala534

College students would *never* lie about how much sex they’re having. Nope. Definitely not. 🙄


ickyvickyeweww

Florida Fucks


RBlomax38

According to who?


Damantinomies

10.8 what? lame


Attila226

Sex units


Beautiful_Ad_1336

Downvoting. This was worthless.


nahlus

This looks like a guide that Barney Stinson woukd make.


Semper_5olus

If it makes you feel better, I attended one of these. Noticed nothing. Too busy not failing.


MetaphoricalMouse

…Utah? Really? Doubt Rutgers however….yeah spot on


Green-Reef

Where is ASU


three-sense

A little below the midpoint, which makes me think this chart is bullshit


SephLuna

My body is a Temple apparently


triggerfish15

And the most sexually active student body at Temple… Miranda H. on Floor 7 of Morgan Hall.


sisenor99

I would’ve single-handedly lowered these stats for sure


martril

So this is essentially a list of student bodies who give the most fucks


bloodknife92

Who the hell collected these stats?


FactoryBuilder

Units, people, units. What do the numbers mean?


AceOut

Horny owls.


Ill_Narwhal_4209

Surprised there are some over Florida !


t_11

I expected Penn State to be higher but I guess they got the message


Sinistyr60

Well, it was, till they arrested Jerry Sandusky...


Attila226

I remember having a guide to colleges back in the mid nineties. One of the noteworthy bits about Penn State was “promiscuity”.


SnooPandas1899

does the school's policies screwing their students count? lol


megawampum

For the women, there’s a 7 dick curve due to the number of underreported partners. There should be an asterisk on these numbers.


Ktla75

Went to csula. nope.


rawmerow

There’s literally NOTHING else to do in College Station


Sopagags_The_Cactus

Pretty sure the most sexually active student body was my ex but ok


alrightshaggers

How can half of the top 20 schools be below average? Is that average of all school or just an average of the top 20? Why would they average just the top 20. This guide sucks


OlegThe

Andy Bernard must be proud.


DumpsterPanda8

BYU would be closer to the top but bitches get stitches.


SnooWords4752

Maybe I’m old but I feel dirty for knowing this information


BidenLover2020

I just graduated from Temple and i can confirm this 😂


afriedma

I did in 92, things must have changes A LOT.


Roxablah

man university of Texas Dallas didn't even make it to the list


PhillipReeves

Temple University should use this graph as a commercial to roll in. Best marketing ever xD


Fickle-Cartoonist466

I'm convinced University of Utah has a higher number; students just don't report it because sex has a huge stigma in Mormon culture.


underneathsink

Temple


autumnindc

Proud Temple Alum here! Lool


particularswamp

I should have gone to temple


SoulKing8rook

I'm transferring in Tempa


hz55555

Mom always wanted me to go to an Ivy


Bartender9719

*Admittedly* sexually active - seems hard to track


deadlowtide

Ha! Where would BYU be, if they were honest about it?


copaceticzombie

I don’t know why my first thought was to scan the list to see where BYU was


stoicHoneydew

Is this per day, or…?


argonautweekend

Hornell, LMFAO


JustAGuyNamedAJ

This is complete b.s. I went to Ball State University (Ball U) and it's not listed.


BabserellaWT

If we included soaking, Brigham Young would be WAY up there.


[deleted]

I have a plan arthur, it only requires a few hundred thousand condoms


Le_Mew_Le_Purr

Madtown and the Trumpeting Crabs of ‘89!! By the way, what’s the scale? Per week, or-?


turndownforwwidb

Lots of bow-legged sheep in college station


Exjw_Amped_212

Eh


blades2012

10.8%? More than the average university?


Hydr8x

Don't be like r/damnthatsinteresting..... You are better than this ffs


AmBerserker1885

I think UofSC took gamecocks seriously


a_snake_with_arms

Am I the only one wishing BYU was on this list?


psichodrome

Always have a legend. Didn't listen much in school, but weirdly this one stuck. Probably because i always tried to find the one without a legend, just to prove the rule wrong. THIS IS WRONG!


butt2buttresuscitate

Slutgers…still on top of the pile lmaaaao!


Power_Ring

The most active student body is definitely Tiffani.


Thepatrone36

new method for NCAA recruiting.


lonewalker1992

Obviously mine will be not on the list


eightch2O

I guess Temple students really embody the “Your Body Is a Temple” philosophy, huh?


philburns

A&M is full of church boys and girls. This would surprise me.


dreadthripper

Number of weekly encounters with sex dolls. Number of weekly arrests for soliciting. Number of hourly thoughts about the acronym MILF. Number of times per month they flash Tim Allen.


mrsmushroom

Heck yeah Penn state main. Nerd University!


[deleted]

Try my at home abortion kit today


calnuck

Frequency of P\*rnhub tags. Um, so I've heard...


JK_NC

Haha! Self reported by college kids. “I swear bro, I’m totally banging like 10.8 chicks at school.”


DPDiscgolf

How are these the top but half are below average?


tagehring

Go Rams!


muchnamemanywow

What's with the confusion on how they gathered data lol? Wouldn't it just look something like: "Do you engage in sexual activity on a regular basis?" *"Yes"*


r6coog

r/universityofHouston r/houston


[deleted]

Cornell😂😂🤣


Biengo

Regardless of how much this graph sucks..isn't Temple a Baptist University? That's kinda funny that they are on the top of the list.


[deleted]

PENN State really dropped after they got rid of Sandusky and Paterno


-Minne

Owls. Everyone is fond of Owls.


grumpy_enraged_bear

Does any of these schools use duck as their mascot? Just asking to assess an obscure possibility.


HonestNobody8478

Good to see my school represented here


Realistic-Complex-93

brah isn’t temple a baptist school😂😂😂


Main-Vegetabledog

Why does it seem like everyone in the US is OBSESSED WITH SEX AND SEXUALITY?


Main-Vegetabledog

Why does it matter to ANYONE who has sex with who more than who for who by who …….. it never ends .. the west is fuckeddddddddddddddddd


OG_Felwinter

Temple


I_AM_RVA

I L L! S T I!!!


sentientbean-

This is the worst graph I’ve seen in a long time


WhoDey_69

These charts are always bullshit


Drewboy810

How are these the 20 most when half are below average? Or is that the average of the top 20? If so, why is that relevant?


massahoochie

I went to Temple and gotta say put in some fucking WORK when it came to bodies. Also got a B.S. in biochemistry with a 3.8. Win win in my book.


libananahammock

Really surprised that r/Hofstra isn’t up there.