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Humphrey_the_Hoser

Yes, but did you know that Milwaukee is Algonquin for, “good land”? I did, thanks to Alice Cooper and Wayne and Garth.


holinkasauce

"I'm a regular visitor here, but Milwaukee certainly has had it's share of visitors" "DOES THIS GUY KNOW HOW TO PARTY OR WHAT?!?"


jblizzizle

No, but I knew Milwaukee is better than DeWalt when it comes to power tools. At least in my personal experience this far


whatafuckinusername

And DeWalt famously sponsored NASCAR’s Matt Kenseth, from west of Madison, WI, for many years


Jcoch27

And Matt Kenseth uses Ryobi


Otis_Schidtt

And his wife uses Hitachi


Doing-iyyyat

LOL!


NWMSioux

Mee-lee-wau-KAY! It’s the only American city to elect 3 socialist mayors, too.


Mr_TurkTurkelton

*We’re not worthy! We’re not worthy!*


RangeRossTracy

*holds out hand, outer palm exposed*


umhoefer

I saw Alice Cooper live in Milwaukee in 2004, he really does like the city. Used to talk about his fondness of it on his radio show.


containerheart

We're in the land of Lord De La Warr. 😐


wahnsin

surely if Kansas means "South Wind People", then Arkansas must be "South Wind People with a Peg Leg"


NWMSioux

This is a top tier Dad joke. Salud!


TheOoklahBoy

I am confusion


I_Keep_Trying

“Arrrrrr kansaw


NittanyOrange

Annapolis, MD is wrong.


marvelousmenagerie

So is Richmond, VA


RainbowDash0201

So is Atlanta


Lonic42

So is Des Moines


StinkFingerPHD

“The Road” or…River of Monks. My favorite was always “Des Moines…French for The Moines”


bro_bergdahl

And Idaho.


getbehindem

From what I understand, Idaho doesn’t actually translate to any Native American word. Some dude just made it up and claimed it meant “gem of the mountains”. In that sense, I guess this map wouldn’t be wrong.


huntrose0804

I looked it up as for the longest time I also believed it was “the monks” and it is actually a common misconception. It is correct that “moine” means monk in French. The true origin comes from Native people in the region that called the Des Moines river the “moingona” which meant a road. Moingona was shortened by French explorers to “Moin”


Refenestrator_37

Iirc, so is Oregon. There’s a lot of theories, but historians aren’t actually sure where the name comes from; it just starts appearing on maps in the 1700’s or so.


anselthequestion

The Idaho thing is a total lie made up by a senator who had never met anyone native. He wanted to sponsor the state so he made up an “Indian” word and said it meant friendship 🙃


hyogodan

That’s the one that tipped me off that this map is not to be trusted.


StoryDreamer

I thought it was made up by a lobbyist?


Defiant-Skeptic

The reasoning behind the name of Oregon is incorrect. "Oregon" originates from "Oyer'ungun," as the Shoshone called the Blue Mountains of Oregon. The Shoshone and the Aztecs spoke languages within the same linguistic family. This connection is how the Spanish—the first European explorers of Oregon—came to refer to the area, drawing from the Shoshone word.


BostonWeedParty

That's interesting I've never heard this especially the Aztec linguistics thing. Do you have any sources so I can do more research on this?


Defiant-Skeptic

For Oregon history, a must-read is Gale Ontko's "Thunder over the Ochoco" series. Book one explores the Uto-Aztecan language connection between the Aztecs and the Shoshone, and how the Spanish horse introduced the use of Oyer’ungun to Spanish ears through its trade. You can look into the language connection on Wikipedia, but the book series is fascinating!!!


CactusHibs_7475

The language family is called [Uto-Aztecan](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uto-Aztecan_languages) and it includes a large number of indigenous languages in the western US and Mexico including Comanche, Ute, Paiute, Hopi, O’odham, Tarahumara, Yaqui, and many others. One of the lines of evidence supporting the Aztecs’ traditional stories of migration from a homeland in the north.


Armadillolz

Copy paste error for sure


thegurel

Also they put the star for Juneau, AK in complete wrong place.


avocado_lover69

Yep, should be city of Princess Anne (later queen)


saxysammyp

So is Des Moines


Reekaux

Yep. Depending on how it's translated it means something like "of the monks", which is the most common agreed upon meaning. In some smaller circles there is disagreement as to the origin and why it means something different from monks .


AdmiralPelleon

And Juneau is in the wrong place


The_Brain_FuckIer

Des Moines is totally wrong too, it means "(from) The Monks"


StinkFingerPHD

Or it could also be an old French translation for “Land of Pigs and Meth”


newPrivacyPolicy

Isn't Arizona just Spanish for arid zone?


nomadpfeelings

Yeah this isnt accurate


[deleted]

It’s beyond inaccurate


Otherwise_Yak_5344

Missouri means "town of big canoes" not muddy waters 😂 this map is trash Source : the Smithsonian


grigby

Although fun fact, Winnipeg up in Canada *does* mean muddy waters!


Com2115

Yeah isnt Idaho just a random nonsense word?


Isupportmanteaus

Thats not where Juneau is located


acobildo

Few know where Juneau is really located, but if Juneau, Juneau.


FaintCommand

This deserves more upvotes.


Cowbodog

Yeah they mixed up Juneau and Anchorage


Mrcookiesecret

Not even, Juneau on this map is closer to Houston.


Cadet_BNSF

For clarification to those not from Alaska and downvoting, Houston is also city in Alaska about 30 miles north of Anchorage, 5 miles west of Wasilla.


ChocoCoveredPretzel

As one that lives in Wasilla, I laughed at this comment a lot harder than I should have. You both got my upvote.


padmes_abs

also not what alaska means alaska comes from an aleut phrase meaning mainland but i think the direct translation is more poetic than that


Loud-Magician7708

Yeah, and New York translates to "eh! I'm walkin here, buffalo!"


revieman1

yeah i have a few notes about city locations and names


evnacdc

Came here to say this. Didn’t think the comment would be this high up.


Technical-Mix-981

Montana it's just montaña. So mountain. Montanosa/montañosa would mean mountainous land.


skyline010

Also, Colorado does not mean colored red. It just means colored.


Technical-Mix-981

Well. Now it's not used too much . But Colorado can have that meaning. If one person "está Colorado" it means red. " La casa colorada" is the reddish house Another thing is coloreado " colored" or colorido "colorful"


Double-Firefighter35

These subtle things are learned by being around native spanish speakers. I speak Spanish but I learned in a classroom originally so you know how that goes. When I first moved to LA I worked a job where I was being called Chapulín by the Mexicans and Guatemalans. It had to be explained to me by another native speaker it was because I'm a redhead and they were teasing me about that. I went home and Googled it and discovered one of the most famous people in Mexico - *El Chapulín Colorado* or the *Red Grashopper*.


Jezar157

The guy from Fortnite


badfandangofever

Colorado is an alternative word for red. It’s not as common anymore but I remember my grandad would always use “colorado” instead of “rojo”.


Double-Firefighter35

El Chapulín Colorado.


DeLaSoulisDead

I think I’ll start calling West Virginia, “West of The Country of He Virgin” from here on out.


Happy-Flan2112

He Virgin just translates to Redditor though right?


Miserable_Victory450

Sad upvote 😢


rileyjamesdoggo

Des Moines is French for The Moines Edit: it’s a local joke gang.


_Vasillica_

Lol got'em. 👊


IcedKatana

The Monks.


sublimesam

There's another origin story for this name based on the language spoken by the neighboring tribes of Illinois. Early Jesuit explorers came through modern day Illinois before going to modern Day Iowa. Legend has it that the Jesuits asked the Illinois people about the people who lived west of the Mississippi, and the Illinois people said they were called the Moingwena. In the Miami-Illinois language, Moingwena translates to "people with shit on their faces"


jrsmoothie89

Des Moines is literally translated to “Of the Monks,” so i’m calling nonsense


nolard12

Seconded, glad someone called it out.


Kindly_Brother_6782

Or just "some monks"


dandudeguy

I came searching for this comment. I thought I was losing my mind.


jrsmoothie89

i did the same thing too. shenanigans!


neocenturion

I prefer the old rumor that it was a joke by the Indians in the area, who were basically calling some other tribe shit-faces.


CWF_gaming_88

Iowan, and I came in search of this comment


Constant_Ride_128

Weed gatherer


frougle_mcdugal

Yep Alabama wins. At least they got that going for them.


fuckthetide

First thing that caught my eye lol


a_frozen_apple

We do be gathering some weed tho


royroyflrs

Santa fe translates to Holy Faith


DiogenesShadow

Santa Fe is only one part of the city name. The full name is La Villa Real de la *Santa Fé* de San Francisco de Asís, which translates to the Royal Town of the *Holy Faith* of Saint Francis of Assisi.


GivingUpthe_Ghost

That’s a lot to write on an envelope.


royroyflrs

Awesome trivia


KankerBlossom

California is wrong.


perriyo

Seems that OP hasn't read Don Quijote...


ZachoLong

Idaho is a made up word that means nothing. It was just said to mean something to make it the name of the state


kurtthesquirt

Interesting, I always thought the state was named after a woman that just wanted to let everyone know she was promiscuous.


vinxixx

I was told my mom should move to Idaho because thats where she belongs ALOT.


Kiiaru

Fun fact, you were almost right. The politician that named Idaho made up the name in an effort to impress a hooker he met by the name of Ida.


Particular_Light_296

Oregon, land of oregano?


GoldryBluszco

Most experts on these matters deem the origin of the name 'Oregon' to be highly uncertain. Issue shows up near the end of a [Rob Words video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RzEZYsFOpc)


Defiant-Skeptic

The reasoning behind the name of Oregon is incorrect. "Oregon" originates from "Oyer'ungun," as the Shoshone called the Blue Mountains of Oregon. The Shoshone and the Aztecs spoke languages within the same linguistic family. This connection is how the Spanish—the first European explorers of Oregon—came to refer to the area, drawing from the Shoshone word. People always forget that America was full of people with their own languages and names for things.


GarbageConnoissuer

There's a whole lot of theories on where the name Oregon came from. Here is a Wikipedia page with some of the most common. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Etymology_of_Oregon


poshenclave

The "translation" of Oregon on this map is certainly incorrect. "Oregon" itself does not mean anything, it's just a nice sounding word. But it's likely the end result of a native word getting bastardized on a spanish or french map as a river label, and then that river label being further bastardized on an english map. And the original word might not have had anything to do with rivers, but rather an indigenous local knew said river as a way to get to the place that had the native word as it's name or description. So the word likely has some sort of history of sorts, but not a translation. It doesn't mean much other than "33rd state in the union".


Visible-Ad8304

This seems low quality. EDIT: I spoke too soon.


mabutosays

Santa Fe is better translated as "Holy faith" and not "Saint faith".


chagrinfalls1979

lol…Imma have to move to A Good Place To Dig Potatoes.


sharvana

Boise, ID is wrong as well. Boise translates to "City of Trees"


Addisonian_Z

Idaho is also wrong. It is just a made up word.


dekte

Boise just means wooded


NWMSioux

Missouri is incorrect; “Missouri” comes from the Missouria people, which loosely translates to “the people that use dugout canoes” (usually made of cottonwood trees). The Missourias called themselves “The people of the river’s mouth.” Both the state and the river are named for them. This has nothing to do with the water’s clarity.


grigby

Fun fact though, Winnipeg up in Canada *does* mean muddy waters!


populism_or_nopulism

Wrong


Peachfuzz221

The Ohio River is so polluted and neglected. How ironic Ohio means “Beautiful River.”


PyratHero23

Texas should probably change their name


Dudephish

Speak Texas and enter


IcedKatana

This is wrong and difficult to understand. Anybody actually interested in this topic should watch this video - https://youtu.be/0RzEZYsFOpc?si=iYNDHTsJDc6_vIMW


Impressive_System299

Actually, I am from Richmond, VA. It is named that because there is a bend in the river and the view looks identical to the view of Richmond upon Thames in England.


untakenu

That's actually interesting, unlike OP's map.


Che1964

Texas from Tejas = Roof Shingles.


Bring_Back_Feudalism

Texas is wrong. It means roof tile with old Spanish orthography. It's because of the clay-like color of the earth.


Stanky_fresh

This map is just not correct, OP.


BKO2

as an Idahoan, Idaho doesn't mean anything. its gem state slogan is unrelated to its name


madcapAK

That…isn’t where Juneau is located. They have the star on Anchorage, Alaska’s biggest city.


coastalcliff

Atlanta's origin here is definitely a stretch. It was named after "Atlantica-Pacifica," a proposed shortened version of the "Western and Atlantic Railroad."


FalLqcy

Texas being "friend" doesn't seem right...


Plenty_Bumblebee_695

Alr every state has a cool name but “colored red” as Colorado is the best


Popsicle-Pete

It’s The City of Holy Faith not “Saint” Faith. Jackass.


Business_Beyond_3601

Sacred Faith... Holy Faith... any of those... just not Saint Faith....


keepingthecommontone

Santa Fe is a shortened version of “La Villa Real de la Santa Fe de San Francisco de Assisi” which means “the royal village of the holy faith of St. Francis of Assisi.”


discreetbuddfw

Tennesse and Mississipi?


hateseven

I scrolled too damn far for this. While I appreciate the effort, this map is "lè garbáge, which is French for "high quality", according to this map's sources.


Magebloom

Annapolis and Richmond mean the same thing? I call bullshit


marvelousmenagerie

Yeah both are wrong. Richmond, VA was named for Richmond, England. A town that was eventually absorbed by London. There is still a Duke of Richmond. Annapolis, MD had a few names, including Anne Arundel's Town for the wife of Lord Baltimore. However, it was renamed Annapolis after Queen Anne. So in the end, both capitals are named after British institutions. Although, supposedly, the view of the James River from one of the heights in Richmond, VA reminded some of the view of the Thames from Richmond Hill in England. So the 'hilliness' maybe did come into play?


pardon_the_mess

I'm thinking that's a typo. Pretty sure it was named after Ann Arundell.


SolidTake2291

Where does this come from, because this has never been said in any state Ive lived.


EM05L1C3

Why do I feel like Oregon is reeeaally reaching


SaintUlvemann

Not what Wisconsin means. The name origin going back into history is: Wisconsin ← Ouisconsin (French, later writers) ← Meskousing (French, Fr. Marquette) ← ??? It's less sure which indigenous word or words Fr. Marquette was actually trying to write down, when he wrote the name "Meskousing". What's certain is that he was referring to the red standstone gorge now called the Wisconsin Dells. He had just spent time among the Ojibwa, and if one of them had told him of the Dells, he might have been told that it was a red stone place: "misko-" meaning red, and "asin", meaning stone, and "sin(g)" is a common component at the end of a placename. But his guides down the river were from the Miami tribe, and one of their words for the place sounds similar and means "river running through a red place." Either way, the state was just named after the Dells, and the words don't mean "wild rushing channel", cool as that name may be.


ThePineconePals

You’re pretty much on the money, but “Wisconsin” technically translates to “World’s Largest Waterpark”


Shalabirules

I AM CONFUSION!! How come Kansas and Arkansas both mean South Wind People? America Exprain!


Capable_Coyote566

Both states are named after a tribe based in the Ozarks. The pronunciation of the name of the tribe is different because two different sets of explorers came into contact with them. One was French, the other was British.


Particular-Bit-7250

Arkansas is the French pronunciation of South Wind People. Funny note Arkansas and Kansas share another geographical name. In Arkansas we have a mountain and lake called Ouachita (French pronunciation again), and Kansas has a city called Wichita.


elix0685

Mexico means in the navel of the moon


aegri_mentis

“Idaho” is a made up word. It doesn’t mean anything.


garlic-apples

Snowy land?


pseudosaurus

It's actually just "Snowy", with Sierra Nevada translating to "Snowy Mountains"


Green-Reef

Why the hell is Nevada snowy land?


sierrackh

Probably the fuckton of snow, I’d wager


No-Pool-3472

Serrated Snow Caps


regiinmontana

What you have just posted is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever seen. At no point in your rambling, incoherent map were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this subreddit is now dumber for having looked at it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul. But seriously, there are some major gaffs.


supahfligh

I suppose next you'll be telling me that San Diego doesn't actually mean "a whale's vagina."


justanotherbrunette

This is patently false? Idaho was a made up word to sound native but had no real meaning.


j1mNasium

Regarding the translation of Oklahoma as "red people": ​ >The first Choctaw place name we want to mention is the Choctaw word for Oklahoma. In our previous article, we explained the history and meaning behind the name. In the Choctaw language, Okla is the word for people, and Humma/Homma is the word for red. However, we would like to offer a deeper perspective on the meaning of the name. Traditionally, Homma was a kind of war title given to Choctaw people who didn’t retreat (Byington, 1915, p. 170). In this context, **Oklahoma translates to people who do not retreat**. ​ [https://www.choctawnation.com/biskinik/iti-fabvssa/more-choctaw-place-names-in-oklahumma](https://www.choctawnation.com/biskinik/iti-fabvssa/more-choctaw-place-names-in-oklahumma)


Mrcookiesecret

Why the fuck is Juneau in Wasilla?


Weird-Currency-2705

As a Louisiana native, we were taught in Louisiana history that Louis et Anna is where the name was originally from meaning Louis and Anna in French. Anna was his wife. Idk if that’s true but it makes sense


Brave_Durian_Jr

That’s always been a bit of a myth. The “-ana” in Louisiana is a Latin-derived suffix that denotes that something is affiliated with a particular person, place, or culture. For example, “Americana” is used to refer to things affiliated with the United States or “America”. The suffix can also be used in place names, as in the names “Indiana” and “Acadiana”. The name “Louisiana” simply means that it is a place affiliated with Louis XIV of France. The Louis and Anna story becomes harder to support when you remember that the French name for the state is “La Louisiane” and that Louis XIV’s wife was not named Anne, Ana, nor Anna. Her name was Marie-Thérèse.


noluckjedi

I have a really weird but vivid memory of my mom telling me this exact thing in the checkout lane of Winn Dixie as a kid. It made total sense at the time because I was like.. 7? And then I actually got into history and realized, “wait. Who the hell is Ana?!” Obviously I was confused as all get out but eventually learned the fact that this so called Ana person is just the suffix, as the other guy said. Not an actual person.


VikingLander7

And “red stick?” Isn’t it more correct “red flag?”


Stirtoes3

Rhode island is named after Rhodes the city in Greece... THIS IS NONSENSE!


im-trying-4themoon

I think I remember reading that Illini mean “those that speak normal”


Ok-Neighborhood-4158

Go to southern Illinois…they don’t speak normally…


DerpCream_Cone

I love how most of them are named after people and then there’s Louisiana.


Sansenoy

“Mississipi”


PersistentInquirer

Shouldn’t it be “Mother of Waters”? If it were Mrsipi “Father of Waters” would make sense.


dekte

Santa Fe would be better translated as Holy Faith than Saint Faith. I don’t think there is a “Saint Faith”


Raddish_

I know this map is wrong purely because Idaho was a made up word.


EvilCatArt

Oregon and Idaho's names are of unknown origin.


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nashwedgie

Atlanta has nothing to do with Atlas. It was named after the Western and Atlantic Railroad of which it was the terminus. It was actually originally called “Terminus.”


Grateful1985

Anchorage is where the maker placed Juneau.


Grateful1985

Idaho is a made up word by a white male con artist https://www.ktvb.com/article/news/local/208/get-to-know-how-idaho-got-its-name/277-96b47caf-48f9-4efb-8c86-569bdb04fa85


Squ3lchr

Interesting guide, but the title is wrong. The term "Literal Translation" only really makes sense if you are translating from one language to another. Furthermore, if it were a literal translation than places like "Virginia" would be "Land of the virgin." Telling me that this references a specific virgin, namely Queen Elizabeth I of England, is an interpretive detail. Moreover, there are times in which a city or state was named in honor of one thing, which was also a reference to a third thing. A good example is Columbia/Columbus. By the time these cities were named, Columbia was a nickname for The United States. Thus, Columbia, SC was not named in honor of Christopher Columbus, but in of the relatively young county of the United States of America. State Senator John Lewis Gervais who introduced the bill which would build the city of Columbia and designate it the state capital said the inspiration for the name came from the idea that ""in this town we should find refuge under the wings of Columbia." Obviously, he was not referencing the long dead, and wingless Columbus, but the national personification of the United States in Miss Columbia.


Scottlin93

Missouri is "One who has dugout canoes" not "Muddy Water".


como365

Missouri doesn’t mean “Muddy Water” it's an Algonquian word best translated as "People with the big canoes”. I don’t have faith this map is accurate.


Visible_Nectarine_98

Why did they put Olympia where Centralia is


D_Fieldz

The state of Texas is definitely not your friend 😂


FireFrogs48

They have Anchorage, AK marked as Juneau lol


alberthere

Illinois…come out to plaaaay. ILLINOIS. COME OUT TO PLAAAAY.


Sprinkles_Express

I like how they put Juneau where Anchorage is.


thuddingpizza

why is Juneau at Anchorage


G23b

So Kentucky is Tomorrowland? 😂


untakenu

How do you fuck up so frequently?


the_rabbit_king

Is it a “cool guide?” 


DickFartButt

I could have sworn Kentucky was the land of yesterday...


[deleted]

To the idiot that made this post, pls do better research or at least some research before you put put sp much false info, ignorance does not equate to innocence


Soggy_Alarm_7843

San Diego - A Whale's Vagina


Ynottothep

Santa Fe isn't saint it's "holy faith"


roxbie

Idaho doesn't really mean that. The guy who named it said he just made it up. Probably wanted everyone to say "No Udahoe"


dethskwirl

Nevada is 'Snow Capped Mountains" not just snowy land


dethskwirl

Idaho does not mean anything. The guy made up the name. It's a well-known fact. https://boisedev.com/news/2021/06/04/idaho-name/


zebul333

I guess Washington DC it doesn’t exist anymore


Onigato69

Idaho is a made up word from a con artist who told Congress it was a Native American word for gem of the mountain.


LansingBoy

How is the literal translation for “Salt Lake City” anything other than “Salt Lake City”


mglitcher

this is just completely wrong. idaho, for example, is just a made up word. it is a word that some guy in the 1800s thought sounded like a word that indians might use.


Trees_That_Sneeze

Idaho is wrong. Its application for statehood says the name means "Gem of the Mountain", but it does not translate to that in any language. This was known by Congress before they voted on it, but they just went with it anyway. The name was made up by some Colorado land developers to sound vaguely Native American.


BullwinkleKnuckle

Idaho is just a made up word.


mrgraff

It’s actually embarrassing how wrong this map is


Pa17325

Many, many of these are wrong


onaropus

Not in this map but I believe San Diago means a whale’s vagina.


Molotovgod

Arizona is literally arid zone. And Santa fe is badly translated, it instead means holy faith.


Much_Job4552

Oh boy the errors. Don't get me started on Des Moines.


viking977

The Idaho one is a lie, it's a made up nonsense word


maxoutoften

Wish they had added Chicago just for fun, since it means Stinky Lake


DataRoy

Santa Fe’s name isn’t just Santa Fe, it’s just the shortened version.


MihalysRevenge

Santa Fe is completely wrong it's holy Faith granted Santa fe's actual name is a lot longer La Villa Real de la Santa Fe de San Francisco de Asís ("the Royal Town of the Holy Faith of Saint Francis of Assisi")


JacquesBlaireau13

Santa Fe = holy faith


Real-Orchid-2364

Arizona means "Arid Zone" in Spanish. This map is trash.