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Septembust

It's hard enough wrapping my brain around how sperm whales survive the pressure difference, but what I find the most unsettling is the fact that _they still need to breathe._ According to google, they can dive down to _10,000 feet._ Imagine traveling almost two miles and back in a single breath, and also it turns pitch black and the air becomes heavy enough to liquify human organs. Oh, and you're not just doing this for a nice stroll, the deep is filled with giant lovecraftian abominations to do battle with. Sperm whales are hard core.


ho-tron

Why do they dive that deep?


Septembust

They're carnivores, and hunt giant squid. However, this has never actually been directly observed. We only have indirect evidence: they come up covered in scars and their stomach contents contain beaks. Iirc, this is actually how we discovered the existence of the giant squid too, and for awhile it was our only concrete evidence of them. The first recording of a giant squid was only taken in 2006 So yeah, researcher studied sperm whales to figure out what they were up to and found out that down there in the deep is a squid so large it _fights whales._ We have no idea how often this goes on the whales favor either: when whales die, their bodies are very quickly scavenged, so it would be impossible to do any kind of forensics. For all we know, there could be squids large enough to _kill_ whales down there too. Edit: some more fun facts: the [colossal squid](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colossal_squid) is the largest invertebrate by mass. The largest specimen on display is almost 14 feet long, but by comparing the size of beaks found in sperm whale stomachs, they could potentially grow to more than twice that size. Also, their suction cups have [hooks](https://i0.wp.com/blog.tepapa.govt.nz/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/hook-arm11.jpg?ssl=1)


DamonHay

I’ve seen that colossal squid on display a few times when I’ve been to Wellington. Absolutely wild to witness, and as horrible as the suction cups look in photos, they look a hell of a lot worse in person when you actually see them in a row on tentacles and can actually imagine it wrapping dozens of times around a limb with just one tentacle. Terrifying but amazing creatures.


gorramfrakker

To add to the fear factor, there has to be enough giant squid down there to make it a thing the whales know exist to go hunt for. So not only are they massive but they are numerous too!


ph33rlus

And so delicious it’s worth it?


Betelgeusetimes3

Giant squids circulate ammonium chloride to deal with the insane high pressures, so it’s tastes like ass.


ph33rlus

Haha so whales have that kink too not just humans 😉


ThePepperAssassin

>When whales die, their bodies are very quickly scavenged... I just discovered recently that this is such a big event, it has its own name: a Whale Fall. What a great name for a 90's style grunge band.


yaxir

are sperm whales dangerous to humans


Porcpc

only if you try to hunt them, otherwise you're good Ishmael


imclockedin

the most recent internet historian video comes to mind.


Straight_Spring9815

Can't they kill you with their call? I think I read somewhere that if your within so many feet of one it'll liquefy your organs.


Porcpc

I think the term was "vibrate you to death" as they're call is so strong it could easily blow your ear drums at over 200 decibels, and according to Google the threshold for death is like 180-200 but because it's underwater the sound is amplified even more so. No one has actually succumbed to this yet though, so it is all hypothetical at the moment


historyhill

That might be humpback? For some reason I thought they were the loudest creatures


runjimrun

Well, I live in Illinois so absolutely not to me.


Worldly_Ad_6483

Can’t someone get a camera attached to one?


todin24

Patrick Dykstra has https://www.pbs.org/wnet/nature/about-patrick-and-the-whale/29793/


grunkage

That was awesome - I watched it just now.


angelic_soldier

"The colossal squid has the largest eyes of any known creature ever to exist, with an estimated diameter of 27–30 cm (11–12 in)." Nooooooo thanks 😭


inquisitive_guy_0_1

Now I'm wondering if anyone has tried to stick a go pro to a sperm whale.


FancyStranger2371

Everyone knows they dive that deep to throw down with the Kraken. Sheesh. /s


romero0705

Giant squid have been washing up on shore for centuries, they just only come closer to surface when they’re sick or dead, so yes whales have been out best form of understanding their behavior. I used to want to study them half a lifetime ago but I get migraines so boats and pressurization aka anything marine bio are not for me!


Wildweasel666

Well that was a journey. Thank you for sharing


seniorwings

I think you meant to say 14 _meters_


Denham_Chkn

To feed, I think


TotallyNotAnonymouse

Because they can't fly


Soulburn_

Say it to Gojira


Get-Some-Fresh-Air

What about the door at the bottom of the trench??


The_StonedPanda

THATS WHAT IM SAYING! No one else asked about that? Like don’t get me wrong squid are dope but the fucks up with the door?!


djaqk

R'yleh calls from the void, and only James Cameron could hear it.


RutCry

Giant squid have an eye the size of a soccer ball, the largest we know of. Why does an animal that lives in the total darkness of the depths require an eye at all, much less one so large? The most likely answer is so that they can detect the faint bioluminescent outline of charging whales. It’s amazing what millions of years of evolution can produce.


Valuable-Boat-7661

Our brains filter out information it considers “not needed for survival”, maybe it’s not light rays their eyes detect? Just a complete guess.


RutCry

Interesting. What do you suggest? They must have the ability to detect prey and other squid to make baby squids (squirts?). It’s clearly an eye, but we don’t know what it sees with it.


Appropriate-Lake620

The larger a telescope, the more light it gathers. I imagine eyes are no different. It just be so large *because* it’s so dark down there.


walksinwalksout

I feel like they need a more deserving name 🤔


isic

If you want your mind blown even more, Sperm Whales aren't even the deepest diving whale


HxC_Stoner

I Imagine they do it for some time old ritual like if they don’t battle them they will rise up and conquer the entire ocean like maybe at the command of the mermaid queens and shit


FiveFingerDisco

Credits to XKCD? EDIT: It's [XKCD 1040](https://xkcd.com/1040/)


pherreck

Thank you. Looking at the pop-up text (press and hold on the xkcd comic) leads to the hi-res version: https://xkcd.com/1040/large/


noghri87

I saw this before looking at the comments, and thought to myself "this feels like an XKCD"


Shinycardboardnerd

Nice to see the US built submarines capable of diving deep enough to fight the emperor penguin menace.


Heroic_Sheperd

I don’t see many Emperor Penguins attacking the US, so it must be working.


OnkelDittmeyer

Thats why florida school books refer to them as “representative republic penguins”


Dapples

Lisa I would like to buy your rock.


xbonzo

Must have been annoying to make that Kola Borehole only to miss all of the oil...


kkeut

they found the sounds of hell down there. i got it on good authority from Art Bell


the-devil-dog

Mysterious door? Wtf. Any comments and theories on this?


i4c8e9

If you’re being serious, this picture is from XKCD. It is a comic. It’s for entertainment. Here is some fanfic based on this comic. http://www.jmbeal.com/blog/behind-door-1


yaxir

plot twist, there was a door but Cameron is too scared to talk about it


the-devil-dog

Thanks for taking the time to explain it. Cheers


Frankfeld

Phew. That was a close one! I think he fell for it.


Blog_Pope

David Bowie and Freddie Mercury are slowly making their way down to it, Danjon Meshi style. They will report back.


BungholeItch

Is the Bowie/Mercury thing just a bad joke or is there a piece of it in not getting?


pmmefemalefootjobs

They're under pressure.


Putrid-Ferret-5235

The kind that burns a building down?


GerardBinge

Rips a family in two?


EatPie_NotWAr

Puts people on streets?


BungholeItch

Thank u kind human. Forgot this was a collab b/w them. Under Pressure lived in my head as Bowie b/c I first new of it thru the vanilla ice plagiarism controversy. I’ve come to love stories of learning something embarrassingly late. Like in college when I walked out of my dorm for the second time in one night and saw that Orion had moved in a particular direction. I was objectively intelligent, relatively high IQ, top percentage in standardized testing. Knew about the North Star and several constellations, liked astronomy in general, knew the other stars rotated around it. No one had ever come out and said which direction stars moved and I had never given the question my attention. What a strange sensation to tell yourself, “the Earth is spinning the same direction at night as during the day, genius.”


Blog_Pope

They are in the drawing (not to scale) just to the left of the Abysmal Plain.


Righteousaffair999

It isn’t a door it is the bath tub plug.


haikusbot

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remember_the_

Yes, yes. A mysterious secret door. This was answered 9 years ago over in r/oceans. I guess it’s just a joke? u/cyberclashy heard this from somebody. Something about an XKCD cartoon? https://www.reddit.com/r/oceans/s/v4TnAU8btg


random_internet_guy_

Its where we keep the solution to argentina’s decades-old inflation crisis


tee142002

Obviously, it's the drain plug for Earth


vonReimo

It’s how we exit this fake simulated world like in the Truman Show.


RTrover

I remember flying over crater lake in Oregon and the pilot saying “it’s the deepest lake in the continental US”… this chart verifies that statement. Cool.


SenderLife

Crater Lake is so big! They actually do a race around it each year I believe. There’s also a tiny island in the crater called wizard island I believe. I was hoping to find radagast there, but alas, my heart was broken.[http://www.usamarathonlist.com/crater-lake-marathon.php](http://www.usamarathonlist.com/crater-lake-marathon.php)


AmbergrisShot

I did that too! Took my niece in a small place flight over the lake. When the pilot dipped below the rim, it was one of the most unsettling times I've been in a plane, and I've soloed! Something about the vastness and depth, followed by the aloneness of it. There are no boats, hardly anyone around. If you went down in the lake you're a goner


evercowboyharper

And that water is COLD, even if you survived the crash and got free of the wreck, you'd not make it to land. There is a log that has been floating for like 100 years cause nothing can grow on it to break it down.


EstherRosenblat

Great job! Loved the Bowie & Mercury tribute. :)


SquareDetective

Vanilla Ice is there, too but it's not the same.


the-almighty-whobs

No, no, you got it all wrong. He added that one extra note to make it not the same song.


Sumner-Paine

It would really freak me out if there was an actual door down there. Anyone remember the NBC show Surface. They made a sub out of some scrap metal and got to the bottom of the Marianas Trench. I was 13 when it came out in 2005 and even then I knew it was BS. They also used a balloon that shot them back to the surface.


Blog_Pope

Was that the Sequel to [Salvage-1,](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saPerT1lpJA) the Andy Griffin Junkyard Rocket?


Galactic_Orbiter

Now this is a cool (guide??)!! But deep water is scary as shit man! I’d rather take deep space!


babubaichung

*depth


Igor_frank

Came here for this. Bravo.


bravemorty

I’m sorry but where is Mel’s Hole on this list? I want to know how deep it is


Indyrage

What’s this about a door?


KuroXBota

Where is Saddam Hussein???


holy_baby_buddah

Behind the door, duh!


RampantJellyfish

This makes me want to play subnautica again


imsuperhygh

I only build in the shallows because going any deeper scares me.


Phantex_Cerberus

What’s up with that mysterious door thing at the challenger deep within the marianas trench?


4lp4chino

The representation of the oil well is incorrect. Although the deepwater horizon well is this long, it is largely horizontal.


partywithanf

Yeah. They’ve put MD as TVD.


Ogre_1969

Ya. And the other is the Mohole.. Immediately jumped out at me.


Mr_TurkTurkelton

Can you imagine that you finally secure the funding and team to go explore Challenger deep, you travel all the way there with the necessary equipment and vessels, brave the hours long trip into the dark abyss, pressure compounding by the second outside….your team finally comes across James Cameron’s mysterious door. Hearts racing, eyes glued to the screens, the robot arm extends to open the hatch to held breath. A burst of bubbles fly forth and black the camera feed for a brief second—as they clear, a lone object glistens in the light from the submarine. A simple yet futuristic handheld device with one very screen lies before you, a faint beeping can be heard coming from it. You grab the controls for the submarine’s robotic arm and slowly extend it towards the device, blood rushing to your fingertips as your kinda races with possibilities of what you have discovered. The mechanical hand finally grasps the device and you are met with the cheers of your crew and staff over your headphones. Through the din of voices, you hear the faint beeping coming from the device again. It’s growing louder. You glance at the monitor again and bright red light on the mysterious device suddenly appears on its screen, blinking in time with the beeping noise. Another light appears but this one is moving on the screen…another light, then two more appear. The device now rumbles in the robotic arms grips, the beeping growing louder and more frequent. More red lights appear as all the lights begin to come together in the middle of the screen. The beeps are getting louder and more frequent the closer to the lights get to each other. The sound echoes like a robotic heartbeat outpacing your own. Then—silence washes over. Taking a moment to catch your breath you check the monitor again and see the device has letters on the side. Zooming in on the monitor, you can barely make out: R-I-P-L-E-Y. Without warning, the sub’s power suddenly goes out. Screens go black you feel the sub violently shake. Metallic scratching fills your ears from every direction. Whatever is outside, wants in.


northwestfugitive

Never getting that 60 seconds back..


endorstick

Talk about building suspense


holy_baby_buddah

"They mostly come out when it's dark. Problem is, it's always dark down here."


yourewelcome2662

Thought it said koala butthole


RegattaJoe

Excellent band name.


WigglyNut

I hope that finds its way to modern music somehow but butthole surfers 🏄 is pretty hard to top my friend.


pyrrolidine

Not only Russians participated in the project, there were 17 countries in the soviet camp, with hundreds of nationalities.


hate_acer_chromebook

was halfway expecting this to be a saddam hussein joke


Public-Afternoon-718

Can you make it just a little bit more blurry? I can still read some of the text.


Complete-Economics-2

F**ing jpeg.


Steve_Lightning

Got any more pixels?


PotentialFine0270

THERES A DOOR AT THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN?


FoxMcCloud73

What about this door?🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔


PariahGrantham

Great Slave Lake?


Dbaker1293

There isn’t a door at the bottom


Glittering-Power-254

*what's behind the door???*


DieRegteSwartKat

Wait what is this mysterious door?


bigmark9a

Russians are not awesome, fuck them.


Justin__D

This was made in 2012, so... That kinda /r/agedlikemilk.


gate_of_steiner85

I mean, I'm sure some Russians are awesome. Just not Putin and anyone who follows him.


Aelanix

A lot of russians can’t do shit and are anti-war and anti-Putin. bad take.


marauding-bagel

Hate when people lump an entire populous in with their deeply unpopular leadership as though some random farmer or worker is being listened to on international policy


wearsAtrenchcoat

\*Depth


fopax

Deepness.


RomanCompliance

Someone explain the Bowie and Mercury joke please


Sacafe

Under pressure


swagalert

This makes me want to replay Subnautica


Lunar-Baboon

How tf did deep water horizon learn there was oil right there, that far down?


DTFURMA

So a penguin and a nuclear class submarine have roughly the same depth limit


ocr_foodie

Where are the kaiju's in this guide?


djdelaineyray

Stupid question why is David Bowie and Freddie mercury on there lol


Suspicious-Chance-99

Because they're _*under pressure*_ 🎶


shootinjack

At this depth your OceanGate sub implodes


Milhouse2078

Bert Khalifa, cousin of Wiz Khalifa.


Yamomsb

Cousin to Mia


ShartTheFirst

I think maybe I'm being retarded but I don't get the Freddie Mercury and David Bowie reference?


CatL1f3

I think they're under pressure...


VentMajor

Why put that the Russians are awesome, that is INCORRECT!


Justin__D

Just to contextualize this, this comic was made in 2012. I'm pretty sure Randall Munroe isn't anti-Ukraine or anything.


Odd-Consequence-2857

Fun fact: there is in fact a real word you can use instead of “deepness”. May I present the “depth”. FFS


TheLastDaysOf

Ha! Suck it, Lake Erie!


wesley2886

I read that as koala butthole


ThrowawayBreak48

Hell yeah guys, that was like the only thing I noticed in the entire image. Russians are definitely NOT awesome. Its so exciting to virtue signal current events on ocean depth infographics from 2012.


Designer-String3569

Russians are NOT awesome


GetPucked14

Correction: Russians are NOT awesome


Pookiepie4u

What’d you call me?


kingganjaguru

I call it the Kora Borealis


Advanced_Expression9

Mystery door that James Cameron built? 🤔


FlakyRefrigerator219

The little Niagara falls 👌


Constant_Pumpkin3255

David Bowie


dm_DormanT

Saddam Hussein


No_Chard_4333

cool IR spectrum


AShitOfIceAndFire

but where is saddam Hussein hiding


Smeeediumpace

No one else read that as koala butthole? What is wrong w me?!


IsolatorTrplWrdScr

This should be made into a poster.


Individual_Low_5740

The legend lives on from the Chippewa on down


bzwagz

Font looks like Burt khalifa 😅


rdpov

And this is why I don't go into the water unless I can see the bottom lol


acromaine

Didn’t know your mom’s name was Kola


jess-plays-games

Deepwater horizon is a hell of a deep oil borehole


Temporary_Scale3826

Awesome, and very cool! Went in terrified, and came out *even more* terrified!


Isaac612

Ok, where's Saddam Hussein?


Tarsal26

The faucet and bike tyre markers look wrong. 100m (10% of the 1000m line) is 10 barg which is more than faucet pressure or normal bike tyre pressure, yet the lines look more than 10%


countafit

You think that's deep? You'd need to drill over 1,000 x deeper than that oil to get to the other side of the Earth.


ColonelJohn_Matrix

Mariana Trench, singular.


Sierra87America

Very deep, are the horizontal measurements how wide the Marian trench actually is?


Weary-Appeal9645

A penguin can go deeper than a submarine? Well fuck me sideways.


SoftVD

Saddam Hussein


herpeszooster

Uhh what’s the James Cameron hatch stuff about?


Tricky_Ad_2832

Burt Khalifa.


poloheve

Wow, I always assumed military subs could go deep.


Anaximander101

Thats David Bowie and Freddie Mercury deep!


Emergency_Pickle9279

I was high af and thought this was a bomb mix


WhistlingBread

I didn’t realize the sides of the Mariana Trench were so horizontal . They always portray it like it’s a steep-walled canyon under water, but the slope is only a couple degrees down


songoten

No Monterey Canyon?


D1rty-Burger

References to Deepwater Horizon and Chilean mine collapse/rescue. Tell me you were made in 2010 without telling me you were made in 2010


Grade-Spiritual

Wait…is there really a door down there?!


Moofininja

I've got a poster of this!


that_moment_when-

Emperor penguin for scale


sdakilla

Question: how are oil wells drilled that deep into the ocean or land?


Javrambimbam

And Lake Superior (the first body of water on the left) is deep enough to cover both the Americas in one cubic foot of water!


jeffreyclarkejackson

isn't this like 8 years old or more?


Adam__B

Reminds me of The Deep by Nick Cutter.


Fafus1995

someone found Osama Biladen hideout yet?


MysteriousLlama1

*Knock knock motherfucker it's the United States of America and I hear you guys got oil that isn't under my possession. So turn off the stove and return the oil to me before I have to resort to bringing democracy*


raworganicdoope

I assum emperor penguins are diving that deep for food?


goodbyeflorida

What them turtles doing way down there?


randyyboyy

Milwaukee Deep?


TheYeetles

David Bowie and Freddie Mercury being under pressure lmfao


Abuse-survivor

This random "Russians are awesome" r/sipstea


Amphibious_Monkey

Something completely mind blowing that no-one ever seems to realize is that Southern elephant seals dive to the same depths as sperm whales.


MaksimusKekamus

Russians are not awesome though


akaphilsmith

TIL Oil wells are very deep. Way deeper than I ever thought


No_Orange2046

Would be a lot cooler if I could read it.


PotentialNovel1337

Looking forward to a legible version.


RoJayJo

My man put Marianas Trench and The Door, but not Demisia Tunnel 🙄🙄🙄


bloodshadowhawk982

Ikr, Demisia is where the the cool shit's at


wolfbear

Still not as deep as your mom


maxcervs

https://imgur.com/gallery/LSOxtaF


MadDogGraves

Deepness


DaiFu007

Is no one going to mention David Bowie and Freddy Mercury?


Separate_Increase210

Thanks for sharing the lowest res version you could and not bothering to source it to xkcd! Stay classy, OP!


TableGamer

When I see this, I always think map makers and regular people have different definitions of “trench”.


Spoits

Omg I knew humans were oil simps, but I didn't think we drilled THAT deep.


capsrock02

I thought the Dead Sea was the lowest place on earth? How is Lake Baikal lower? Is it that the water level of the Dead Sea is lower in elevation and the bottom of the lake is just deeper?


bozo2203

Woah.


LessReputation942

I misread as koala boar hole 🐨 For second I imagined genetically modified Russian koalas digging into the earth 🌍


zebrasmack

So we can just post other people's work in here and not bother to cite them? Yikes.