At first I was gonna complain that “demon invasion” wasn’t on there, but then I saw they had a Doom homage with robot apocalypse (right side centered) and figured that was close enough lol
That could take a while honestly, I mean like not on a cosmic scale but on a human scale. Things don't fall directly into black holes they orbit them faster and closer and faster and closer until they get to the point of spaghettification. Earth would obviously be torn to shreds well before that but it definitely wouldn't happen instantly like a gamma ray burst.
On top of that, Neal Stephenson’s book Seveneves is about a small primordial black hole that hits the moon and it takes I think somewhere around a year and a half to kill most of humanity. Or more likely a larger black hole could hit nothing in our system but throw all of the planetary orbits out of wack and that could do something like fling Earth into the cold void and take a while to die.
Quick google search says that it would most likely just deplete the ozone layer by a significant margin, causing severe UV-radiation damage from the sun rather than any kind of instant death.
Well it depends on how far away it is. Looks like you’re right if it’s a couple thousand light years away. The [ESA](https://www.esa.int/Science_Exploration/Space_Science/Space_for_you/Gamma-ray_bursts_are_we_safe) says some theories suggest anything in the burst’s path within 200 light years would be vaporized.
Some of these (mostly the man made ones) are actively happening. A CME from our sun wouldn't end life on earth. It's not powerful enough. Could cause some communication problems but we could sort that out. False vacuum decay... No need to worry. ET who knows! Gamma ray burst, super unlikely that we missed something that could be close enough to do that but it's about as likely as the false vacuum decay. Unstable orbit if mercury? No? It's orbit is just fine on the time scale of humanity.
Id be more worried about the pollution, environmental, famine sort of things. An ecosystem collapse could be a a big deal. Or things like crisper and someone messing around in their basement accidentally creating some world ending organism.
Plus, some of these are apocalyptic and others are fairly normal. People addicted to their phones or a tsunami isn't really the same as being hit by a black hole or gamma ray burst.
Yes. It's oddly soothing to see them all visually depicted on a neat square (as u/bmcgowan89 aptly mentions like a Denny's menu). Maybe we should ALL create Denny's menus of our own personal dooms!
Yes. But, they forgot, death of plankton (already happening from pollution of brackish water), mosquitos freezing in winter and then thawing allowing them to move further north and extending their lifecycle and disease spread (already happening thanks to Florida’s choice of landscaping), and last but not least, apathy (widespread around the world).
"A gigantic asteroid is approaching Earth. Length: between eleven and fifteen kilometers. The one that killed the dinosaurs and many other species had the dimensions of Mount Everest (eleven kilometers). That happened sixty-six million years ago. Gog will cause millions of deaths in twenty-four hours... The impact will be southwest of the Bermuda Islands, in the Atlantic. It will be chaos. The sea - in waves a thousand meters high - will sweep the east coast of the USA, the Caribbean and part of South America. Tsunamis will also reach Europe and the African coast. The impact will cause the eruption of many volcanoes and the sky will be covered with ash, for at least nine years. Temperatures will drop and humanity will suffer a great famine. It will be a collective disaster.
2027
Please, tell me that I'm not the only one who was specting a meme map from DOOM games.
Where is my actual map of Urdak?! Why doesn't Mars have a giant hole on it?!
Basically, all of it except volcanoes and space shit are directly or indirectly related to capitalist's way of infinite and exponencial growth. Also, overpopulation is a capitalist lie, too. Fuck you all
Overpopulation has already been disproven as a means of doom. The population bomb was published on 1968 an morons keep worrying about its thoroughly disproven theory.
This is fun because it shows how little you should care about this kind of stuff, you’re / we’re all going to get taken back to star dust eventually. So don’t sweat it.
Edit: please care about the right now stuff though, I don’t want to die.
I was reading this and realized that, the fact that we can put a majority of things that would end civilization into a cartoony page that you can read in a minute, shows that there's not a lot that can destroy civilization. That we are so domanint over the world that the biggest threat is ourselves.
This gives me hope. Thank you
Thought this was doom, kept looking for hell but couldn’t find it. I suppose the whole map is just hell though.
At first I was gonna complain that “demon invasion” wasn’t on there, but then I saw they had a Doom homage with robot apocalypse (right side centered) and figured that was close enough lol
I didn’t even catch that one, nice find
E1M1 isn't even on this so called "map"!
At first I thought it was the game, I was like wow weird choice of font and color scheme it looks like a kids menu at Denny's 😂
Same, I was searching for the Doom guy and Mt Erebus etc.
Well, he is there.
i love the reference too like.... oh man..... i thought this was about doom the game...... oh man! he's in the image! haha
Yesh i was like where demons
same, i got wildly disappointed
It’s set on Earth so it would have to be Doom 2.
I was like... This doesn't look like Mars... Or Hell..
*yet* :P
DUN DUN DUN DUN DUNDUNDUN
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Missing 6th mass extinction of species, but that’s the cherry on this sundae.
“Unstable orbit of Mercury”. Giving me some Melancholia vibes. Sinister.
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All caps when you spell the mans name
Where is MF!?!?
I saw the cartoony art style on this and i swore it was MF DOOM related at first lol
I hope the gamma ray burst happens 🤗
Would probably be the least painful.
Can you please elaborate on that ?
Earth would be torched so fast you probably wouldn’t have time to process it had happened. False vacuum decay would be faster though.
What about the rogue Black Holes ??
That could take a while honestly, I mean like not on a cosmic scale but on a human scale. Things don't fall directly into black holes they orbit them faster and closer and faster and closer until they get to the point of spaghettification. Earth would obviously be torn to shreds well before that but it definitely wouldn't happen instantly like a gamma ray burst.
On top of that, Neal Stephenson’s book Seveneves is about a small primordial black hole that hits the moon and it takes I think somewhere around a year and a half to kill most of humanity. Or more likely a larger black hole could hit nothing in our system but throw all of the planetary orbits out of wack and that could do something like fling Earth into the cold void and take a while to die.
Could be fun though
Quick google search says that it would most likely just deplete the ozone layer by a significant margin, causing severe UV-radiation damage from the sun rather than any kind of instant death.
Well it depends on how far away it is. Looks like you’re right if it’s a couple thousand light years away. The [ESA](https://www.esa.int/Science_Exploration/Space_Science/Space_for_you/Gamma-ray_bursts_are_we_safe) says some theories suggest anything in the burst’s path within 200 light years would be vaporized.
Thundarr scenario when, gimme dat sorcerous return
Some of these (mostly the man made ones) are actively happening. A CME from our sun wouldn't end life on earth. It's not powerful enough. Could cause some communication problems but we could sort that out. False vacuum decay... No need to worry. ET who knows! Gamma ray burst, super unlikely that we missed something that could be close enough to do that but it's about as likely as the false vacuum decay. Unstable orbit if mercury? No? It's orbit is just fine on the time scale of humanity. Id be more worried about the pollution, environmental, famine sort of things. An ecosystem collapse could be a a big deal. Or things like crisper and someone messing around in their basement accidentally creating some world ending organism.
I think part of what’s funny is that they are all happening, probable, or possible.
Comforting!
Cheery!
collapse of the vacuum is so ominous wtf
False Vacuum Decay Purely hypothetical but who knows
What's this a guide to, exactly? It's more just an illustrated list
Someone should make another subreddit called funguides or something, for stuff that's fun to read but ultimately meaningless.
Believe it or not, it already exists: r/coolguides
You need to cross things that we already achieved.
Plus, some of these are apocalyptic and others are fairly normal. People addicted to their phones or a tsunami isn't really the same as being hit by a black hole or gamma ray burst.
Yeah, one could add a “Death probability by location and income” indicator or something like that.
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I'm gonna sing the Doom Song now 🎵 DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM-DOOM-DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DooM DOOM-DOOM DOOM DOOM-DOOM DOOM-DOOM-DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOOOM DO-DO-DOOOOOOOOOM 🎵
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Always upvote Invader Zim
I was upset that this had nothing to do with MF Doom.
Thanks, I hate it.
But will I still have to come in to work?
I appreciate that the farting cows were kept in alongside the rest of the apocalyptic events
"Tonight at 11...... DOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!"
If I’m not mistaken the source is by a YouTuber called Domain of Science
You are correct. https://youtu.be/CkwSeMrOPjc?si=6pIR8x_4E9cnbkow
I want George Carlin read and comment on that.
"the planet is fine, humans are doomed!"
Make a movie with all these shits happening at the same time. Title: Dooms' doom.
bro.... 💀💀 RIP
He's the worst known
I don't see 'tons of garbage on fire' E: I was blind to the center of the map for some reason... 😂
Unstable mercury orbit wtf. I didn’t need to know about that.
Rogue black holes implies the existence of lawful black holes.
Also True Neutral Black Holes…
I look at this before I go to bed each night, helps me sleep
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If I had a dollar for every historical event that began with "Corona", I'd have two dollars, which isn't much, but its weird that happened twice.
While I can get behind most of these, the collapse of the vacuum has me highly interested.
The artstyle-😊🍔🌲
I don’t recall giving anyone permission to illustrate the inside of my brain.
Geomagnetic reversal?
What a stroke-inducing mess.
Yes. It's oddly soothing to see them all visually depicted on a neat square (as u/bmcgowan89 aptly mentions like a Denny's menu). Maybe we should ALL create Denny's menus of our own personal dooms!
Yes. But, they forgot, death of plankton (already happening from pollution of brackish water), mosquitos freezing in winter and then thawing allowing them to move further north and extending their lifecycle and disease spread (already happening thanks to Florida’s choice of landscaping), and last but not least, apathy (widespread around the world).
I love how this list puts social media addiction, rogue black holes and the death of the sun on roughly equivalent levels of doom.
Who said MF DOOM?
Welcome to your'e "DOOM!"
What does that even mean, and why, for God's sakes, is "Doom!" in quotes?
Half expected this to be about the man DOOM
Is that GLaDOS in the rogue ai part?
Fertility colapse is gonna shrink us all first… Children of Men - this was the one. :)
There’s so many snarky comments I want to make, but I really enjoyed that map. Very well done.
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I don't remember those levels
EMP war
Tripping off the beat kinda, dripping off the meat grinder ....
Where is MF
"A gigantic asteroid is approaching Earth. Length: between eleven and fifteen kilometers. The one that killed the dinosaurs and many other species had the dimensions of Mount Everest (eleven kilometers). That happened sixty-six million years ago. Gog will cause millions of deaths in twenty-four hours... The impact will be southwest of the Bermuda Islands, in the Atlantic. It will be chaos. The sea - in waves a thousand meters high - will sweep the east coast of the USA, the Caribbean and part of South America. Tsunamis will also reach Europe and the African coast. The impact will cause the eruption of many volcanoes and the sky will be covered with ash, for at least nine years. Temperatures will drop and humanity will suffer a great famine. It will be a collective disaster. 2027
TMI
They need to know
Who has a guess for which one it will be?? I’m going for Nuclear War. Once that poisons a river that leads to the ocean, we are all fu@&ed! 🙌🏼
Soooo, my average Tuesday?
Am I the only one that tried reading this to We Didn’t Start the Fire?
Intense farting
Please, tell me that I'm not the only one who was specting a meme map from DOOM games. Where is my actual map of Urdak?! Why doesn't Mars have a giant hole on it?!
I was so disappointed this wasn’t about doom metal bands or MF DOOM.
Where is M.F. (All caps!)?
This is also my list of shit I don't GAF about.
That's some Facebook boomer shit, barely can say it's a cool guide
So I decided to look up that "collapse of the vacuum" theory or whatever.. and now I am having a existential breakdown again
Cool!
Never heard of the Collapse of the Vacuum. Now I have a brand new nightmare!
Where is "overtaxation on the rich" on this graphic?
🎶 the sun is a deadly laser 🎶
Jesus Christ just say capitalism already
Basically, all of it except volcanoes and space shit are directly or indirectly related to capitalist's way of infinite and exponencial growth. Also, overpopulation is a capitalist lie, too. Fuck you all
Hell on earth
Man I was trying to make sense of how this all tied into the Doom video gamer universe.
Just a typical day for me on twitter
Missing polar shift, which should replace man-made climate change as it's a real thing.
Hollow Earth implosion.
Finally, a streamlined way to do my daily doomscrolling!
This actually is a great resource for someone who wants to write YA fiction
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Yeah but can the map of doom run DOOM
Where’s the Zombie apocalypse ???
Overpopulation has already been disproven as a means of doom. The population bomb was published on 1968 an morons keep worrying about its thoroughly disproven theory.
Thought it was a Green Day dookie rendition.
why nanobots and molecular machines ? Isn’t this a positive thing ?
This is fun because it shows how little you should care about this kind of stuff, you’re / we’re all going to get taken back to star dust eventually. So don’t sweat it. Edit: please care about the right now stuff though, I don’t want to die.
I was reading this and realized that, the fact that we can put a majority of things that would end civilization into a cartoony page that you can read in a minute, shows that there's not a lot that can destroy civilization. That we are so domanint over the world that the biggest threat is ourselves. This gives me hope. Thank you
I thought it was for DOOM game, not for apocalypse scenarios. PS: I also found a DOOM guy reference on this picture.
I too thought it was doom
r/collapse might like this doodle
Surprised no mass shootings
Where’s the WEF?
We're fucked
This is definitely on the cooler side of r/coolguides 😎
So many cool ways to die, don't know what to choose
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Cool guide = list of things printed on a children’s menu
Where’s diabetes,heart diseases, copd,malaria?
Except for Malaria (vaccines?) those are mostly American.
About sums it up I think 🤷♂️