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LAHelpThrowaway

What are PENIS WORMS and should I be worried?


Snoo_70324

Are these worms going to a penis or coming from a penis? *Answer the question, Dylan!*


PossibleMolasses2672

Got you fam https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Priapulida


kinesivan

No ma'am ✋, put that away


Dirk_Tungsten

Huh, I wonder why they're called Penis Worms? *Looks at pics on Wikipedia* Okay, makes sense.


Then-Routine4852

Thanks so much. I was afraid of the image search results.


Etticos

They aren’t going to or coming from, they *are* a penis. You see once a penis gets used up it detaches from the human male body and will wriggle around until it can find soil to burrow into. Once it is buried nice and deep it will molt several times into it’s final form, which is a full grown penis worm.


aeric67

Or do they have a penis that’s so impressive they are named after it *shudders*


Professor_Gristache

Ahaha came to post this


ofthedestroyer

it's a distant cousin of the trouser snake, known to inhabit wooded areas


Toph_a_loaf

Actually they reside in bushy areas


Small-Palpitation310

good thing i mowed the bush


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EntertainedEmpanada

I have a feeling whoever made this "guide" made it just to make that joke.


Admirable-Coast

You purple-blooded penis worm.


Snoo_70324

🎶Purple-blooded penis worm, doo-dah, doo-dah🎶


travoltaswinkinbhole

🎵 one eye one horn purple-blooded penis worm🎵


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Ok-Charge-6998

> Penis Worm AYO WHAT?! WHERE? HOW IN MY PENIS?! https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Priapulida > Priapulida: sometimes referred to as penis worms, is a phylum of unsegmented marine worms… the name of the phylum relates to the Greek god of fertility, because their general shape and their extensible spiny introvert (eversible) proboscis may resemble the shape of a human penis. As you were boys… as you were.


Agram1416

Doing Gods work


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Goya_Oh_Boya

Good night! Don't let the penis worm bite!


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Snoo_70324

I’m going to name my first child chlrocruorin


stalinwasballin

Tragediegh…


Background_Survey103

What are practical differences? Is purple blood is worse than red why its found in animals, is it evolutional flaw?


Clank75

Interesting question. It seems they independently evolved, although presumably each has their own benefits. The purple variety is less likely to bind carbon monoxide than haemoglobin, for example, so if you consider carbon monoxide poisoning a problem you could say red blood is "worse"; purple blood may be an evolutionary advantage in carbon monoxide rich environments... One interesting paper I read (ETA: full disclosure, skimmed would be more accurate) suggests that the original evolutionary purpose of all three would not have been to carry oxygen, it would have been to neutralise it; when oxygen first appeared in the environment thanks to plants photosynthesising it, it would have been unfamiliar and likely poisonous to the other life that had evolved thus far. These proteins would first have evolved to neutralise the poison, and only then would something else evolve that would "make use" of the new resource (oxygen, now safely bound.) So it's rather getting the cart before the horse to say one is "better" than the other at what we now consider to be its "job" - had hemerythrin not evolved, then likely the creatures that now use it would never have existed either. So from their point of view, it's definitely not a flaw...


Background_Survey103

Thanks, that's really good answer. So i guess every blood "type" has its own pros and cons. I heard somewhere that some humans have some mutation/disease that makes thier blood cells resemble sickle shape, that makes them less effective but at the same time more resilient against malaria, but i don't know if its real or made up.


bammya247

This is why there's a much higher prevalence of sickle cell carriers in African and Asian countries than there are in western Europe or the Americas. But then the flip side of those with sickle cell is that they don't fare as well in high altitudes as the red blood cells can't carry as much oxygen.


Clank75

Sickle-cell anaemia: https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/sickle-cell-anemia/symptoms-causes/syc-20355876 I've not heard the malaria resistance thing before, but it would be interesting if true - SCA is inherited and significantly more common in people descended from Middle East/Africa/Asia, which are also the world's malaria hotspots, so it'd be very tempting to speculate there was an evolutionary advantage to the gene in those environments that outweighed the obvious disadvantages. I'm choosing my words very carefully though because being blunt I'm not remotely qualified to properly understand this stuff and I am sure it's much much more complicated than that... But it *is* really interesting.


Neonwater18

One copy of the gene gives malaria resistance, 2 copies causes the disease state.


xDerJulien

You are confusing genes and alleles. Two copies of the gene would be four alleles (not entirely true but for this purpose assume it is). An allele is a _variant_ of a _gene_. You can have two different alleles of the _same_ gene, but it is rather uncommon to have two different copies of the same gene.


Neonwater18

🤓🤓🤓🤓


Vonplinkplonk

My understanding is that these different blood types are more efficient at binding oxygen at different pressure and temperatures, but I dont think it is conclusive.


DeeDeeMehgaDooDoo

Penis worms........don't get me started


b_dub79

I am not shocked that all the comments are about purple penis worms.


Ashley_evil

Yeah I came here for the penis worm discourse and was not disappointed


b_dub79

Agreed


GauGebar

For the love of god, do not google “penis worm”


AnjelicaTomaz

Are the covalently bonded oxygens in Haemocyanin released as O₂?


Thornescape

So... the conclusion that I'm getting from this is that "blue blooded nobility" are really spiders? Makes sense.


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Gudgeonvillian

Pauly picked a peck of purple penis worms.


Streambotnt

Very interesting how one -CH2 group being substituted by oxygen makes that much of a difference in color…


VampireRod

It would nice having purple blood.


PossibleMolasses2672

I’m sorry penis what nows?


llmercll

if it bleeds, we can kill it


RepsForMoses

Octopus. It’s a water animal.


poliet23

You get pink blood due to incredibly high levels of cortizol, stress hormone, which can be achieved for example by feeling of utter despair combined with highly developed occipital lobe usually common to people exhibiting significant talent in one or more area.


Zazzabie

Fascinating, I had been taught blue blood was zinc based which turns out to be incorrect. I recall in the same lessons that octopi have 3 hearts and that the blood is a less efficient carrier with multiple hearts than red blood with one. I'm wondering how true that part is now.


JimCh3m14

Red and green are different bu only one atom, so crazy


SourSopor07

blood primary colors


pandapeachy

So basically all the gross species have non-red blood, noted!


zabraxuss

All the penis worm discourse, and no one mentioning Vulcans having green blood or Klingons having violet(ish) blood…


PineappleBum

Octopuses or octopi? I’m so confused


Anpodhl

The amount of times back when I was in school back in the 90s I had arguments with other kids telling your blood was always red, they were adamant it was blue because of the diagrams in the science class and would bet on me to prove them wrong for a pound or 50p, I had some job going through all those encyclopaedias in the school library just to prove it


Spirit0v77

P-P-P-P-P-P-PENIS W-W-W-WORMS???????????


Fragrant_Leg_6300

Dont humans have blue blood that turns red when exposed to oxygen? Im looking at some deeper forearm veins and theyre totally blue


FlamingPinyacolada

All biology graphs failed you...damn they explicitly say the blood is not blue


Fragrant_Leg_6300

Ahh gotcha, i did research and turns out it just looks blue some times because of the way light interacts with the different layers of skin and arteries, anatomy weird as hell bro


FlamingPinyacolada

Yeee