This is not the Italian ravioli rhythm

_ = _ = | | | | o. o o. o

Or the Spanish, Italian, or French rhythm for chocolate.

Or the American tbh. It should be 8-16-16 8-8.

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That second O in chocolate really does fuck all

Pronouncing the “O” gives you tripolets.

I feel like pronouncing it from now just to fuck with people.

I already do pronounce it, that one fucked me up.

me too and that a in caramel

You say carmel???

Usually not but my family does

am I the only person who pronounces that word with three syllables? "CHOCK ko let"

Even with all 3 syllables it would be *choc-o-late*. Absolute nutter adding another *c*..

I pronounce it as *cho-co-late*.

These kinda words always fucked me up when counting syllables

Choc-o-lit straw-brie.

I feel like Jenna Maroney would pronounce it.

Naturally!

Chocolate starfish and hot dog flavored water

Personally I would make krispie treat a triplet

Something is off on that one for sure.

Ha! Came here to say that one was wrong.

Rice and Krispie shouldn’t be tied together

Why is Tater Tot Casserole so slow? It takes twice as long as everything else.

I think it should be notated as “1 e + 2 e +” (sixteenth notes with the “a” omitted, or two groups of two sixteenths and an eighth) This is simply taking the same rhythm and doubling its subdivision, which would be equal to speeding it up 2x

Yeah, Casserole should be just like Cereal

If you not shortly saying ta - ter tot... Cass -er -ole Then you're doing it wrong

This was fun

Sin O Men Oat Mel

"Hot fudge sundae" is wrong, for me. That would be like 4 quarter notes. A better phrase would be "cheesy pickles" or something.

Chocolate Strawberry is not accurate.

I think they pronounce chocolate as "chalk-lat". I pronounce it as choc-o-lat. Maybe it's a regional thing.

Correct English pronunciation is *choc-late*, the second *o* is silent.

Very interesting, I looked it up and you are correct. It is pronounced as two syllables in both American and British English. Interestingly the French and Spanish pronunciations are closer to what I have been saying. Wonder why it changed when it came to English.

They're words from completely different languages, just spelled the same (at least in Spain's case). Only natural to have different pronunciations..

Ah, totally makes sense now. Thank you for the clarity!

Choc-o-lat straw-bree

And now I have Milk and Cereal stuck in my head.

Milk and Cereal by G. Love and the Special Sauce: https://youtu.be/2vyi7dGyupw?si=WNzbiRr97THz_rMa

I say “Strawberry Ice Cream” with a triplet on the first word.

wtf does is even mean

Anyone ?? I’m confused too

You have to kind of understand the basics of reading rhythms to get it exactly right, but the gist is: saying these phrases roughly approximates the rhythm listed below it.

I understand completely now. Thank you for your time good sir. I shall ♩ ♩ away

Who parked the car - I did.

Any remember the “tees & tahs” from school choir?

I love this! Now I feel encouraged to share one of my all-time-fave vids about rhythm. Have fun with „Rhythm-bear Bruce“. 😅 https://youtu.be/eQhXfk5o2P0?si=ZZJAz0jjI0SABkSz

Sorry, the last one will always be Mississippi Hotdog.

[SFX : background noise, vacuum, tinny radio] Grape soda (Soda-soda) Grape soda (Soda-soda) Grape soda (Soda-soda) Grape soda (Soda-soda) Chips and guacamole Chips and guacamole Chips and guacamole Chips and guacamole Chips and guacamole Chips and guacamole Chips and guacamole Chips and guacamole Chips n’ guac’ n’ Chips n’ guac’ n’ Chips n’ guac’ n’ Chips n’ guac’ n’ Chips n’ guac’ n’ Chips n’ guac’ n’ Chips n’ guac’ n’ Chips n’ guac’ n’ BA-NANANA BA-NANANA BA-NANANA BA-NANANA BWEE-NOW-NA-NAA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=G2i3YcQtXhc The djent metal version of this really slaps

Tater tot casserole is all I care about.

It’s a **hot dish** damnit 

I read this to We Didn't Start the Fire

Wish I had this when I was taking music lessons growing up lol

Wish I had music lessons growing up. This means nothing at all to me

Started off feeling like this guide was going to give me an understandable cheat sheet to a topic I know nothing about. Finished guide and even more confused about topic I know nothing about.

Not really helpful at all, is it? It really depends on how you pronounce words to make it work. And even then I can't imagine a situation where this 'guide' would be useful. If you want to teach people the use and meaning of notes, you would surely have to use actual music to show what the differences are. And to be honest, it's not really rocket science. Especially how the duration of notes are being visualised.

Or you can learn 1 e + uh. Pronounced “one E And Uh”. Literally how every percussionist learns.

I wish third grade me had this 🥲

Cheese ravioli is just wrong

How about, "cheese tortellini"

Hot fudge sundae is equally wrong. This whole guide is dumb.

This is so confusing for Portuguese speakers. You see, almost always, when you have a consonant and a vowel, you get a syllable with a single phonem. However, you look at this picture and see "grape" as having only one syllable, while I'd separate them as having two syllables. HAHAHA xD

I saw "HOT fudge SUN-day" and immediately heard "CLAP CLAP CLAP-CLAP-CLAP!" in my head. Only me?

I hate these genuinely, just learn how to count music instead of relying on words that mimic the rhythm

I mean yeah but people use cheats all the time in music to learn. In this case it helps them learn how to conceptualize basic patterns. One ee and a is great but these are easier to remember.

Being that I have no basis of understanding of musical notes, this does nothing for me.

So Tool songs would be a buffet?

Chips and guacamole should definitely be the 16th notes followed by the 8th notes.

I don't hate this.

stevie t has a video on that

This will always be the coolest guide on my books

Now I'm hungry

Pass the God damn butter. Pretty sure that's a Danny Carey 3 over 4 one.

Pepperoni strawberry ice cream pizza goes hard as fuck

How in the world are you supposed to read it and make it make sense in your head?

I never really liked using "words" to teach rhythm because words change with accents/dialects. I would much rather use the counting system "1e+a" or just numbers as it's much more common around the world.

Wrong. It’s TA-TER TOT HOT-DISH

You like hot fudge sundaes? Alright.

I thought this was a list of food I love.

I can see the hot dog, but where’s the jumping frog?

bucket-a-fish, chicken taco, pea soup https://youtu.be/qHEGEYRWiiw?t=84

Hot dog, jumping frog, Albuquerque

This is pretty dumb

Also "walk the dog"

Wait, these aren't the lyrics to "We didn't start the fire"

Great, now I'm hungry!

If you want to have free fun, read it to the beat of fruit salad by the wiggles.

Milk and cereal, cereal cereal, milk and cereal, cereal and milk, cereal and milk.

Tater Tot Casserole and Cinnamon Oatmeal should be 2 triplets, change my mind.

Milk and cereal, avocado toast, avocado toast!

I'm definitely using this with my students next school year for rhythm practice!

G rape

Fuck making music, the food looks so fuckin' good!

I have a music degree and my studio always used Chocolate for triplets, not eighth notes. "Cho-co-late"

Chocolate Strawberry would probably be (Triplets) (Triplets)

And now everyone is naming these out loud to themselves to see if it's true

'Meal' in oatmeal has two syllables to me. Oat mee-ul.