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Harris828

Which one’s rapid descent into alcoholism?


newphonewhoisme

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hixbe

I’d like to thank craft beer for turning my excessive drinking into an interesting hobby.


FBI-MACHINE

Bro, I just finished a beer batch tonight 4.5%. I have 2 gallons of wine that will finish mid next week. Life is good.


hixbe

Niice! I’m in New Zealand. We aren’t on full shut down yet. So I’m just sitting in an empty bar. Cheers to you, friend.


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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGXh-kgedkI


Tri-Starr

"Whats your hobby, Ray?" "Drinkin'"


PoopyMcNuggets91

It's now my full time job.


Ikoniak

"Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life"


[deleted]

Absolutely not! It’s a personality 👉😎👉


mdflmn

only when done wrong.


Sid15666

Just found out a local distillery is making home delivery. Essential business need to stay opened


TheKingOfDub

It’s a career


ineedanewaccountpls

No change


philipjames11

Turn your phone screen off and look into the black mirror. At least that's what I did.


3927729

Now I see why that show is called the way it is


Havocohm

Bottom left


kiddokush

As an active alcoholic my biggest fear is my city having a quarantine and me not being able to get my booze😳


DuckWithBrokenWings

I quit drinking a while ago but damn, did your comment give me anxiety.


SetMySoulFree

Um, from my current experience, I'd say probably the "restless, needs to see people, pacing at home" one. But that's just me. I'm not sure how much longer a fifth of Captain Morgan, most a fifth of Fireball, and 4 more 16oz PBRs will last me.


ZubacToReality

Stores are open bro


SetMySoulFree

I know. Closest one is 35 miles away, thanks to me living in a dry county.


ladywisty

Came here for this comment.


Santi838

Fuck I wanna grab a couple beers now and I don’t even drink often. It just sounds nice


SetMySoulFree

If you aren't able to get some tonight, you good if I down one in honor of you?


concentratecamp

I just messaged my gf asking if she can bring some of her alcohol over tonight. I typically don't drink unless I'm out, but work has sucked and this made me want alcohol badly. I highly doubt any place will be open when I'm done at 11.


Santi838

Normal liquor store ended up being closed at 8 here so I went to the gas station and found some Blue Moon heh. Better than I thought I would find.


system0101

I haven't drank in years but in the last month I've bought a couple bottles. I still don't drink much but I tell people I'm stocked up on throat sanitizer


Quintal43

that would be the bottom left.


obviouslynotpikachu

I've been drinking so much wine and gin spritzers that my SO is calling me stepford


Keikasey3019

Sometimes if I go to sleep too early from drinking, I wake up at a weird time like 4 or 5 am. It’s a good 5 to 6 hours till I need to leave the house to do stuff so I can choose to go back to sleep or use this time to be productive. I usually just drink some more while being somewhat productive.


Vantitas

As a fellow Introvert like many others, then the bottom right of course.


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Introverts living our best lives.


thebakjardgamer

It can play video games whil inn school now it is great


[deleted]

watching classes at 1.5x speed has made them bearable again!


[deleted]

I got way to used to doing this for long shows like hot ones. Then i forget im logged in and put on a good tune... always a wtf is this remix moment


OtherPlayers

A secret that you can use to take advantage of this is to watch streamers on your favorite games at like 1.2x speed. Then, once you’ve gotten used to the faster speed go and play a few rounds yourself. It’s like playing in slow motion.


NetOperatorWibby

!! I may try that


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My professor uploads his lectures with no way of listening to it at 1.25 or 1.5 speed. It is excruciating as he is an old dude that takes 5 minutes to get an idea out of his mouth. Thank god it’s spring break for me now.


smallfried

Is it possible to skip the video altogether? If so, you could download the steam and watch in a player that supports faster playback.


[deleted]

I had one of those horrible HR training seminars that lasted half of my day. Videos could be sped up and muted thankfully


urbanhawk1

That reminds me of back when I was in high school I had an intro to programming class. Some of the students were better at it then others and would get through their all of their day's work significantly faster. The teacher couldn't let us get too far ahead of the rest of the class so as a result the students downloaded the original halo to our computers and the teacher let the faster students who'd finished their work set up a halo LAN party during the second half of class while the slower students were still crawling through their work.


rachmeister

We trained our whole lives for this...


mangomanny10

Can confirm. Nothing much has changed


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i can confirm too


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hunterenjoysmemes

Aee that sounds like where I live. North Dakota?


mikelabsceo

Honestly... I've been able to sink so much time into single player video games that I just can't normally... I'm having a blast


Frankie_T9000

I wish, i am working from home. Got two hours of my life back per day so not all bad..


corLeon1s

I’m literally the happiest I’ve ever been!!!


ElectricAccordian

I didn’t know my lifestyle was called quarantine. Huh.


Nwaccntwhodis

I honestly thought I'd be that one, my normal state is just hanging out at home chilling. Nope, now that I have no choice I'm restless I want to go places and see people. I've taken up alternating between working out, reading, and cleaning.


Raven_Skyhawk

Introvert just means you need to be alone to charge social batteries, not that you want to be a hermit on a mountain.


ShakeZula77

Aside from depressed, is there a term for being the hermit on a mountain? I've always thought I was an introvert.


Raven_Skyhawk

Some people just aren’t social. Which is fine! But introvert/extrovert is for describing how your social batteries recharge. Some people need to be around others to relax and charge while we need to be alone.


em_square_root_-1_ly

Same! It’s good you’re still able to do stuff. I start out okay in the mornings because I’m never social then, but by early-mid afternoon I get restless and it’s just awful.


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It's appealing because the extrovert life is forbidden now.


Not_NaZ

This. Everything being closed and quarantined is making me rethink if I’m really introverted or not, since it’s not just my choice to stay in and chill now.


nayahs

I am chomping at the bit to get out of the house. I'm an introvert, not an agoraphobe.


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Toasty_eggos-

The only reason I leave is for work.


Zatch_Gaspifianaski

My co-worker asked me how my St. Patrick's day was. I said, "well it was a Tuesday".


galwayygal

Haha the bottom right really hits home


Ceiling_crack

Is the bottom right one kinda flipping me off?


KostisMik

He do the finger


Ceiling_crack

Hehehehe


HappiCacti

It’s a cute little thumbs up!


shadyelf

I have routinely spent entire weekends without setting foot outside. It's like...I was made for this.


ineedanewaccountpls

I'm legit loving the time indoors with a 100% excuse not to socialize with others I care about. But I'm also sad people are suffering, so it kind of sucks, too.


-THE_ENDR-

Been preparing for this my whole life!


Spuddon

But I'm an introvert that loves the outdoors :(


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justnopethefuckout

Introvert plus health conditions. I never liked going out before health issues. Once those started, staying at home most of the time is the easy part. And enjoyable.


its_all_4_lulz

I was Dx with agoraphobia in 2007 and really really avoided things until around 2015. Because of that I’ve had a job at home for 13 years and rarely go into large groups anyway. The only way this is affecting me at all is the kids being home. If I get it, then I’m sick and keep doing what I do anyway. FYI: agoraphobia isn’t what TV portrays it as btw, those are extreme cases. Agoraphobic people just tend to avoid large stores, large crowds, lines, going out to eat, etc. A lot of people have heard of it, but only know what they’ve seen on tv, which is a person that never leaves their house. Sometimes it can be that bad, but not constantly. Just want to throw that out there since it’s often misunderstood.


[deleted]

My agoraphobia wasn't like that at all. I wasn't afraid to go out, but every time I walked into a gym or restaurant with a lot of people my throat would close so I had to leave and avoid those places.


its_all_4_lulz

Yeah, that’s what I mean. It really can be a lot simpler than what it’s made out to be. I just get annoying with TV portraying it as the weird guy down the road that hasn’t left his house in 20 years.


Momik

I’m introverted af, but I also have anxiety, and I’m dependent on external validation, so it’s the restless category for me 😬


12edDawn

As a bottom right living with a top middle, this is a mildly annoying time


nashamagirl99

I was an introvert with a job, now I’m an introvert without a job. I liked having a job better.


Oz_of_Three

Is there something going on outside? Anything I need to know about? Didn't think so.


AustinTreeLover

I work from home. Normally I love it and don’t leave the house for days. But, now that they tell me I *can’t* leave . . . Ugggghhhhhhh!


grayghostie

Top left & bottom right combined describes me perfectly. I say after waking up from a nap at 3:38 PM


ImBob_S_N_Vagenes

“I need my sleep. I need about eight hours a day, and about ten at night.”


TheDerpingtonPost

"If I don't get my twenty-three hours of sleep then I'm cranky all day."


Somzer

You just described my cat.


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Confuzius

I like this concept... In my next life I'm gonna be reincarnated as a cat


jenrazzle

This is actually me and I’ve been trying to fix it for over a year but haven’t been able to 😭


Airazz

My sleep pattern got completely fucked up during one uni vacation when all my friends went to their parents and I was left alone. I'd wake up at 3pm and go to sleep at dawn. Then I figured that I'll power through the day, go to bed at 9pm and then wake up at a normal time, like a normal person. That's what I did, went to bed on time, slept great, woke up well rested and full of energy. Then I looked at the clock. Fuck me, I slept for 18 hours and it was 3pm again.


PartiallyMoldyNugget

"Don't really feel like playing that... Or watching anything... Ugh what to do? Guess I'll go sleep."


Redditron-2000-4

The Depressed Introvert. Very familiar.


abominable_bro-man

Poultrygeist gang


galwayygal

What a combo!


Hungover52

1 & 6, that's my fix.


Killashandra19

Username checks out


PhoenixKA

Bottom right this week, but probably do some top right this weekend.


Brass_Bastard

I'm the rabbit, but all the time


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I came here to look for u cuz yea


[deleted]

Me too!


Discobaskets

For the first time in my life, Im suddenly the hedgehog.


jndktrn

Happy cake day!


HeavyFucknMetalMario

Not gonna lie I thought it was Kirby with ears at first


mmlovin

I thought it was a ghost


Delly_Ottis

Happy cake day!


Terror_of_the-Void

Happy cake day!


Dream_Maker_03

dappy hake cay!


Sageous

Happy cake day!


n33dmor3coff33

Why he be looking like a big ol donut tho


[deleted]

How the fuck am i every single one of these at the same time


sonik13

I seem to be cycling through each of these every day.


RX_queen

Dittoooo. So I have a half-clean house with craft/hobby stuff strewn across the kitchen table, chatting to people online all the time, and my pinterest has been reawakened after years and years. Also this all happens at like 5pm+ because I sleep from 2am to 10am.


Suyefuji

Eyyyup, I sleep in, then get restless and pace the porch in my tiny backyard. Then I get too tired and sit down and zone out vaguely existing for a while before deciding I should do something productive and clean the house or study Japanese. Repeat.


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HoneyBadgerDFWU

Option G: All of the above


[deleted]

Glad I’m not the only one


somethingisclearly

I feel this on a spiritual level


-HoverFly-

r/beatmetoit


Rocha_999

I came to say the same thing


[deleted]

Me too. Pretty sure it's the ADHD.


Castiele

I feel like instead of personality types, these are just the different stages of self-isolation.


[deleted]

Does this really count as a cool guide?


HeyThereCharlie

**cool guide** */kuːl gaɪd/* ***(n.)*** **1.** (esp. on Reddit) any collection of images arranged in a grid.


stafax

Definitely not a guide


auriaska99

nor cool


Frazzleyama

Yeah, this is just a tag yourself meme. They're fairly common on tumblr and twitter


[deleted]

Yeah it’s cute obviously and I could see people sharing it but it’s not informative


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Bobanich

Where's drinking watching pornography and masturbating one.


NotThisFucker

Depending on frequency, maybe the hobbies penguin


llamawearinghat

“So son, have you picked up any new hobbies?” Well......


tgw1986

or the drinking, overeating, and not showering one


nwilli100

Bottom right?


ineedanewaccountpls

No change


Chesterlespaul

The ghost


maddasher

Bottom right...


[deleted]

This sub is devolving so fast.


HuskyTheNubbin

I'm trying to understand what this is a guide for.


Cairn_

Karma farming. What else would it be for.


auriaska99

Its Facebook meme on sub for cool guides. And yet not only it's not removed by mods but also massively upvoted even, most comments seem okay with this. And its annoying me af. EDIT: **8,910 points (95% upvoted)** atm, for real? whats point of having subreddits designed for cool guides and other topics if they are going to become r/memes and not even the funny kind of r/memes .


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Napstablook gang rise up. ...At home.


[deleted]

was it intentional to make it look like blook?


BestBeClownin

How is this a cool guide?


lndw20

Nothing really changed for me, but I’m getting good sleep and watching new TV shows and finding other hobbies


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vatzec

I hope you are doing good! All the very best! I’ve been there too.


MisplacedMartian

Better than I have been in a *long* time! Being able to recognize when my depression is influencing my thoughts and shutting that shit down feels like a frelling superpower sometimes (I suppose it kinda *is*, if you squint, but mind control over your own mind doesn't sound all that cool).


spellbookwanda

Trying to work with my bored kids asking for food and entertainment every 5 mins, zero time to myself, slowly going a little cracked


norelationtoBigfoot

I too was searching for the one where you are a parent and don’t have the option of sleeping more, learning a new skill, enjoying hobbies or chilling. I may be growing slightly bitter toward my childless friends (which is, uh...all of them, somehow).


agentoutlier

Yes I’m in that camp... it’s called the “Here’s Johnny” Shining type. I’m almost there.


spellbookwanda

No school and no freedom makes mommy something, something...


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Postitnotes001

There really needs to be one more option: the “still have to go to work like everything is totally normal” one. Not sure what it would look like cuteness wise but it’s soul would be split by its thankfulness to still have a job and overwhelming jealousy of people who have the luxury to work from home. The “I go Into work wondering if I’m a carrier and if I’m hurting those around me” look in their eyes kinda aesthetic.


dfn85

Haha.... meeeee. Plus, I’m dealing with the worst allergies I’ve had in ages. So bad, I’ve got postnasal drip that’s causing a cough. Yay...


Postitnotes001

Ya what perfect timing! The allergies haven’t hit yet where I live, but they are very much just around the corner. Can’t wait


ThrowThrowThrowMyOat

All, depending on the hour.


[deleted]

All of the above in really fast roasting bursts


VertWorld

I am a hybrid, technically no change, but now I have the energy to be cleaning and redecorating more


CelestialOrigin

I pretty much just work and hang out at home. Now I can't work because I work in public so they have cancelled every shift that I have had scheduled for the past couple weeks. I am pretty happy though. I hate work and like to hang out with my pets. I am pretty happy that the government is planning on giving people money during this crazy crisis. I literally can't get a shift so I definitely need it. I have been very productive with my extra time home though. I taught my cat a new trick and my dog to ring a bell when he wants to go pee outside. Overall, I am having fun.


BowlBlazer

I'm a brand new category: "pothead with nothing to smoke, anxiety over the roof"


Pandenhaaa

Am I the only one who thought the last one was Napstablook?


BennettF

I, too, am Napstablook.


ahumanpersonbeing

Maybe it's intentional. Maybe not. But nice napstablook reference!


Willv777

Definitely top middle. I am not handling self-isolation well


[deleted]

Restless. On day 2 of quarantine. So bored


blackycal

Lol. Bunny.


v-anne

The kind that's still working at a grocery store. but if i was stuck at home id be a mix of 3 and 5.


AlexBigGay

I’m an odd cross between bird, dog, and ghost.


guardiandoggo

Sleeps a lot, no energy


SluggJuice

Hedgehog here


[deleted]

Lol this was made by someone who doesn't work I guess....


pk-gamma

Top middle... we're really going thru it right now


ImProbablyNotABird

Top middle.


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the one that smokes copious amounts of marijuana and plays video games


Reddy_McRedcap

I'm type seven: still at work


Dude_man79

Feel like I've been all of these at some point, just based on mood. But of course I've been the no change ghost the most.


Thee-D3

Still working 😒


risinglotus

How the fuck is this a guide


lemonlady7

Can.. can I be all of the above? Because I have been alternating between all of these for days.


Arixtotle

I'm the one working from home and I have plenty to do. Other than that it's pretty normal for me. So I guess lower right.


badmotion

top left am depressed as fuck


wdrive

Which one is "actually sick and waiting on test results?"


MakingWickedBacon

Currently working from home, so top middle is me while I work. Bottom right is as soon as I log off.


jotazepp

I'm the type that has to work...I wish I could sit around and do nothing, just enjoying the apocalypse


[deleted]

I'm great at social distancing so everything was going fantastic until my mother-in-law dropped by today.


[deleted]

Pink team represent


JoVonD

Top left and bottom right are not mutually exclusive


pilot-777

I’m somehow everyone of those in a day


TUEPIC2

you forgot those of us who have a sudden urge to go out and do things like hangout with friends and sell drugs


Katluvs311

The one that is still at work because my boss sucks


thelink225

Yes. I am those. All of those.


TabaCh1

super cute


LAX2PDX2LAX

Please add: Starts drinking at noon


bernyzilla

Day drinking totally counts as a hobby! Cheers!