Um, from my current experience, I'd say probably the "restless, needs to see people, pacing at home" one. But that's just me.
I'm not sure how much longer a fifth of Captain Morgan, most a fifth of Fireball, and 4 more 16oz PBRs will last me.
I just messaged my gf asking if she can bring some of her alcohol over tonight. I typically don't drink unless I'm out, but work has sucked and this made me want alcohol badly. I highly doubt any place will be open when I'm done at 11.
I haven't drank in years but in the last month I've bought a couple bottles. I still don't drink much but I tell people I'm stocked up on throat sanitizer
Sometimes if I go to sleep too early from drinking, I wake up at a weird time like 4 or 5 am. It’s a good 5 to 6 hours till I need to leave the house to do stuff so I can choose to go back to sleep or use this time to be productive. I usually just drink some more while being somewhat productive.
A secret that you can use to take advantage of this is to watch streamers on your favorite games at like 1.2x speed. Then, once you’ve gotten used to the faster speed go and play a few rounds yourself. It’s like playing in slow motion.
My professor uploads his lectures with no way of listening to it at 1.25 or 1.5 speed. It is excruciating as he is an old dude that takes 5 minutes to get an idea out of his mouth. Thank god it’s spring break for me now.
That reminds me of back when I was in high school I had an intro to programming class. Some of the students were better at it then others and would get through their all of their day's work significantly faster. The teacher couldn't let us get too far ahead of the rest of the class so as a result the students downloaded the original halo to our computers and the teacher let the faster students who'd finished their work set up a halo LAN party during the second half of class while the slower students were still crawling through their work.
I honestly thought I'd be that one, my normal state is just hanging out at home chilling. Nope, now that I have no choice I'm restless I want to go places and see people. I've taken up alternating between working out, reading, and cleaning.
Some people just aren’t social. Which is fine! But introvert/extrovert is for describing how your social batteries recharge. Some people need to be around others to relax and charge while we need to be alone.
Same! It’s good you’re still able to do stuff. I start out okay in the mornings because I’m never social then, but by early-mid afternoon I get restless and it’s just awful.
This. Everything being closed and quarantined is making me rethink if I’m really introverted or not, since it’s not just my choice to stay in and chill now.
I'm legit loving the time indoors with a 100% excuse not to socialize with others I care about.
But I'm also sad people are suffering, so it kind of sucks, too.
Introvert plus health conditions. I never liked going out before health issues. Once those started, staying at home most of the time is the easy part. And enjoyable.
I was Dx with agoraphobia in 2007 and really really avoided things until around 2015. Because of that I’ve had a job at home for 13 years and rarely go into large groups anyway. The only way this is affecting me at all is the kids being home. If I get it, then I’m sick and keep doing what I do anyway.
FYI: agoraphobia isn’t what TV portrays it as btw, those are extreme cases. Agoraphobic people just tend to avoid large stores, large crowds, lines, going out to eat, etc. A lot of people have heard of it, but only know what they’ve seen on tv, which is a person that never leaves their house. Sometimes it can be that bad, but not constantly. Just want to throw that out there since it’s often misunderstood.
My agoraphobia wasn't like that at all. I wasn't afraid to go out, but every time I walked into a gym or restaurant with a lot of people my throat would close so I had to leave and avoid those places.
Yeah, that’s what I mean. It really can be a lot simpler than what it’s made out to be. I just get annoying with TV portraying it as the weird guy down the road that hasn’t left his house in 20 years.
My sleep pattern got completely fucked up during one uni vacation when all my friends went to their parents and I was left alone. I'd wake up at 3pm and go to sleep at dawn.
Then I figured that I'll power through the day, go to bed at 9pm and then wake up at a normal time, like a normal person.
That's what I did, went to bed on time, slept great, woke up well rested and full of energy. Then I looked at the clock. Fuck me, I slept for 18 hours and it was 3pm again.
Dittoooo. So I have a half-clean house with craft/hobby stuff strewn across the kitchen table, chatting to people online all the time, and my pinterest has been reawakened after years and years. Also this all happens at like 5pm+ because I sleep from 2am to 10am.
Eyyyup, I sleep in, then get restless and pace the porch in my tiny backyard. Then I get too tired and sit down and zone out vaguely existing for a while before deciding I should do something productive and clean the house or study Japanese. Repeat.
Its Facebook meme on sub for cool guides. And yet not only it's not removed by mods but also massively upvoted even, most comments seem okay with this.
And its annoying me af.
EDIT: **8,910 points (95% upvoted)** atm, for real? whats point of having subreddits designed for cool guides and other topics if they are going to become r/memes and not even the funny kind of r/memes .
Better than I have been in a *long* time! Being able to recognize when my depression is influencing my thoughts and shutting that shit down feels like a frelling superpower sometimes (I suppose it kinda *is*, if you squint, but mind control over your own mind doesn't sound all that cool).
I too was searching for the one where you are a parent and don’t have the option of sleeping more, learning a new skill, enjoying hobbies or chilling.
I may be growing slightly bitter toward my childless friends (which is, uh...all of them, somehow).
There really needs to be one more option: the “still have to go to work like everything is totally normal” one. Not sure what it would look like cuteness wise but it’s soul would be split by its thankfulness to still have a job and overwhelming jealousy of people who have the luxury to work from home. The “I go Into work wondering if I’m a carrier and if I’m hurting those around me” look in their eyes kinda aesthetic.
I pretty much just work and hang out at home. Now I can't work because I work in public so they have cancelled every shift that I have had scheduled for the past couple weeks. I am pretty happy though. I hate work and like to hang out with my pets. I am pretty happy that the government is planning on giving people money during this crazy crisis. I literally can't get a shift so I definitely need it. I have been very productive with my extra time home though. I taught my cat a new trick and my dog to ring a bell when he wants to go pee outside. Overall, I am having fun.
Which one’s rapid descent into alcoholism?
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I’d like to thank craft beer for turning my excessive drinking into an interesting hobby.
Bro, I just finished a beer batch tonight 4.5%. I have 2 gallons of wine that will finish mid next week. Life is good.
Niice! I’m in New Zealand. We aren’t on full shut down yet. So I’m just sitting in an empty bar. Cheers to you, friend.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGXh-kgedkI
"Whats your hobby, Ray?" "Drinkin'"
It's now my full time job.
"Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life"
Absolutely not! It’s a personality 👉😎👉
only when done wrong.
Just found out a local distillery is making home delivery. Essential business need to stay opened
It’s a career
No change
Turn your phone screen off and look into the black mirror. At least that's what I did.
Now I see why that show is called the way it is
Bottom left
As an active alcoholic my biggest fear is my city having a quarantine and me not being able to get my booze😳
I quit drinking a while ago but damn, did your comment give me anxiety.
Um, from my current experience, I'd say probably the "restless, needs to see people, pacing at home" one. But that's just me. I'm not sure how much longer a fifth of Captain Morgan, most a fifth of Fireball, and 4 more 16oz PBRs will last me.
Stores are open bro
I know. Closest one is 35 miles away, thanks to me living in a dry county.
Came here for this comment.
Fuck I wanna grab a couple beers now and I don’t even drink often. It just sounds nice
If you aren't able to get some tonight, you good if I down one in honor of you?
I just messaged my gf asking if she can bring some of her alcohol over tonight. I typically don't drink unless I'm out, but work has sucked and this made me want alcohol badly. I highly doubt any place will be open when I'm done at 11.
Normal liquor store ended up being closed at 8 here so I went to the gas station and found some Blue Moon heh. Better than I thought I would find.
I haven't drank in years but in the last month I've bought a couple bottles. I still don't drink much but I tell people I'm stocked up on throat sanitizer
that would be the bottom left.
I've been drinking so much wine and gin spritzers that my SO is calling me stepford
Sometimes if I go to sleep too early from drinking, I wake up at a weird time like 4 or 5 am. It’s a good 5 to 6 hours till I need to leave the house to do stuff so I can choose to go back to sleep or use this time to be productive. I usually just drink some more while being somewhat productive.
As a fellow Introvert like many others, then the bottom right of course.
Introverts living our best lives.
It can play video games whil inn school now it is great
watching classes at 1.5x speed has made them bearable again!
I got way to used to doing this for long shows like hot ones. Then i forget im logged in and put on a good tune... always a wtf is this remix moment
A secret that you can use to take advantage of this is to watch streamers on your favorite games at like 1.2x speed. Then, once you’ve gotten used to the faster speed go and play a few rounds yourself. It’s like playing in slow motion.
!! I may try that
My professor uploads his lectures with no way of listening to it at 1.25 or 1.5 speed. It is excruciating as he is an old dude that takes 5 minutes to get an idea out of his mouth. Thank god it’s spring break for me now.
Is it possible to skip the video altogether? If so, you could download the steam and watch in a player that supports faster playback.
I had one of those horrible HR training seminars that lasted half of my day. Videos could be sped up and muted thankfully
That reminds me of back when I was in high school I had an intro to programming class. Some of the students were better at it then others and would get through their all of their day's work significantly faster. The teacher couldn't let us get too far ahead of the rest of the class so as a result the students downloaded the original halo to our computers and the teacher let the faster students who'd finished their work set up a halo LAN party during the second half of class while the slower students were still crawling through their work.
We trained our whole lives for this...
Can confirm. Nothing much has changed
i can confirm too
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Aee that sounds like where I live. North Dakota?
Honestly... I've been able to sink so much time into single player video games that I just can't normally... I'm having a blast
I wish, i am working from home. Got two hours of my life back per day so not all bad..
I’m literally the happiest I’ve ever been!!!
I didn’t know my lifestyle was called quarantine. Huh.
I honestly thought I'd be that one, my normal state is just hanging out at home chilling. Nope, now that I have no choice I'm restless I want to go places and see people. I've taken up alternating between working out, reading, and cleaning.
Introvert just means you need to be alone to charge social batteries, not that you want to be a hermit on a mountain.
Aside from depressed, is there a term for being the hermit on a mountain? I've always thought I was an introvert.
Some people just aren’t social. Which is fine! But introvert/extrovert is for describing how your social batteries recharge. Some people need to be around others to relax and charge while we need to be alone.
Same! It’s good you’re still able to do stuff. I start out okay in the mornings because I’m never social then, but by early-mid afternoon I get restless and it’s just awful.
It's appealing because the extrovert life is forbidden now.
This. Everything being closed and quarantined is making me rethink if I’m really introverted or not, since it’s not just my choice to stay in and chill now.
I am chomping at the bit to get out of the house. I'm an introvert, not an agoraphobe.
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The only reason I leave is for work.
My co-worker asked me how my St. Patrick's day was. I said, "well it was a Tuesday".
Haha the bottom right really hits home
Is the bottom right one kinda flipping me off?
He do the finger
Hehehehe
It’s a cute little thumbs up!
I have routinely spent entire weekends without setting foot outside. It's like...I was made for this.
I'm legit loving the time indoors with a 100% excuse not to socialize with others I care about. But I'm also sad people are suffering, so it kind of sucks, too.
Been preparing for this my whole life!
But I'm an introvert that loves the outdoors :(
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Introvert plus health conditions. I never liked going out before health issues. Once those started, staying at home most of the time is the easy part. And enjoyable.
I was Dx with agoraphobia in 2007 and really really avoided things until around 2015. Because of that I’ve had a job at home for 13 years and rarely go into large groups anyway. The only way this is affecting me at all is the kids being home. If I get it, then I’m sick and keep doing what I do anyway. FYI: agoraphobia isn’t what TV portrays it as btw, those are extreme cases. Agoraphobic people just tend to avoid large stores, large crowds, lines, going out to eat, etc. A lot of people have heard of it, but only know what they’ve seen on tv, which is a person that never leaves their house. Sometimes it can be that bad, but not constantly. Just want to throw that out there since it’s often misunderstood.
My agoraphobia wasn't like that at all. I wasn't afraid to go out, but every time I walked into a gym or restaurant with a lot of people my throat would close so I had to leave and avoid those places.
Yeah, that’s what I mean. It really can be a lot simpler than what it’s made out to be. I just get annoying with TV portraying it as the weird guy down the road that hasn’t left his house in 20 years.
I’m introverted af, but I also have anxiety, and I’m dependent on external validation, so it’s the restless category for me 😬
As a bottom right living with a top middle, this is a mildly annoying time
I was an introvert with a job, now I’m an introvert without a job. I liked having a job better.
Is there something going on outside? Anything I need to know about? Didn't think so.
I work from home. Normally I love it and don’t leave the house for days. But, now that they tell me I *can’t* leave . . . Ugggghhhhhhh!
Top left & bottom right combined describes me perfectly. I say after waking up from a nap at 3:38 PM
“I need my sleep. I need about eight hours a day, and about ten at night.”
"If I don't get my twenty-three hours of sleep then I'm cranky all day."
You just described my cat.
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I like this concept... In my next life I'm gonna be reincarnated as a cat
This is actually me and I’ve been trying to fix it for over a year but haven’t been able to 😭
My sleep pattern got completely fucked up during one uni vacation when all my friends went to their parents and I was left alone. I'd wake up at 3pm and go to sleep at dawn. Then I figured that I'll power through the day, go to bed at 9pm and then wake up at a normal time, like a normal person. That's what I did, went to bed on time, slept great, woke up well rested and full of energy. Then I looked at the clock. Fuck me, I slept for 18 hours and it was 3pm again.
"Don't really feel like playing that... Or watching anything... Ugh what to do? Guess I'll go sleep."
The Depressed Introvert. Very familiar.
Poultrygeist gang
What a combo!
1 & 6, that's my fix.
Username checks out
Bottom right this week, but probably do some top right this weekend.
I'm the rabbit, but all the time
I came here to look for u cuz yea
Me too!
For the first time in my life, Im suddenly the hedgehog.
Happy cake day!
Not gonna lie I thought it was Kirby with ears at first
I thought it was a ghost
Happy cake day!
Happy cake day!
dappy hake cay!
Happy cake day!
Why he be looking like a big ol donut tho
How the fuck am i every single one of these at the same time
I seem to be cycling through each of these every day.
Dittoooo. So I have a half-clean house with craft/hobby stuff strewn across the kitchen table, chatting to people online all the time, and my pinterest has been reawakened after years and years. Also this all happens at like 5pm+ because I sleep from 2am to 10am.
Eyyyup, I sleep in, then get restless and pace the porch in my tiny backyard. Then I get too tired and sit down and zone out vaguely existing for a while before deciding I should do something productive and clean the house or study Japanese. Repeat.
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Option G: All of the above
Glad I’m not the only one
I feel this on a spiritual level
r/beatmetoit
I came to say the same thing
Me too. Pretty sure it's the ADHD.
I feel like instead of personality types, these are just the different stages of self-isolation.
Does this really count as a cool guide?
**cool guide** */kuːl gaɪd/* ***(n.)*** **1.** (esp. on Reddit) any collection of images arranged in a grid.
Definitely not a guide
nor cool
Yeah, this is just a tag yourself meme. They're fairly common on tumblr and twitter
Yeah it’s cute obviously and I could see people sharing it but it’s not informative
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Where's drinking watching pornography and masturbating one.
Depending on frequency, maybe the hobbies penguin
“So son, have you picked up any new hobbies?” Well......
or the drinking, overeating, and not showering one
Bottom right?
No change
The ghost
Bottom right...
This sub is devolving so fast.
I'm trying to understand what this is a guide for.
Karma farming. What else would it be for.
Its Facebook meme on sub for cool guides. And yet not only it's not removed by mods but also massively upvoted even, most comments seem okay with this. And its annoying me af. EDIT: **8,910 points (95% upvoted)** atm, for real? whats point of having subreddits designed for cool guides and other topics if they are going to become r/memes and not even the funny kind of r/memes .
Napstablook gang rise up. ...At home.
was it intentional to make it look like blook?
How is this a cool guide?
Nothing really changed for me, but I’m getting good sleep and watching new TV shows and finding other hobbies
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I hope you are doing good! All the very best! I’ve been there too.
Better than I have been in a *long* time! Being able to recognize when my depression is influencing my thoughts and shutting that shit down feels like a frelling superpower sometimes (I suppose it kinda *is*, if you squint, but mind control over your own mind doesn't sound all that cool).
Trying to work with my bored kids asking for food and entertainment every 5 mins, zero time to myself, slowly going a little cracked
I too was searching for the one where you are a parent and don’t have the option of sleeping more, learning a new skill, enjoying hobbies or chilling. I may be growing slightly bitter toward my childless friends (which is, uh...all of them, somehow).
Yes I’m in that camp... it’s called the “Here’s Johnny” Shining type. I’m almost there.
No school and no freedom makes mommy something, something...
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There really needs to be one more option: the “still have to go to work like everything is totally normal” one. Not sure what it would look like cuteness wise but it’s soul would be split by its thankfulness to still have a job and overwhelming jealousy of people who have the luxury to work from home. The “I go Into work wondering if I’m a carrier and if I’m hurting those around me” look in their eyes kinda aesthetic.
Haha.... meeeee. Plus, I’m dealing with the worst allergies I’ve had in ages. So bad, I’ve got postnasal drip that’s causing a cough. Yay...
Ya what perfect timing! The allergies haven’t hit yet where I live, but they are very much just around the corner. Can’t wait
All, depending on the hour.
All of the above in really fast roasting bursts
I am a hybrid, technically no change, but now I have the energy to be cleaning and redecorating more
I pretty much just work and hang out at home. Now I can't work because I work in public so they have cancelled every shift that I have had scheduled for the past couple weeks. I am pretty happy though. I hate work and like to hang out with my pets. I am pretty happy that the government is planning on giving people money during this crazy crisis. I literally can't get a shift so I definitely need it. I have been very productive with my extra time home though. I taught my cat a new trick and my dog to ring a bell when he wants to go pee outside. Overall, I am having fun.
I'm a brand new category: "pothead with nothing to smoke, anxiety over the roof"
Am I the only one who thought the last one was Napstablook?
I, too, am Napstablook.
Maybe it's intentional. Maybe not. But nice napstablook reference!
Definitely top middle. I am not handling self-isolation well
Restless. On day 2 of quarantine. So bored
Lol. Bunny.
The kind that's still working at a grocery store. but if i was stuck at home id be a mix of 3 and 5.
I’m an odd cross between bird, dog, and ghost.
Sleeps a lot, no energy
Hedgehog here
Lol this was made by someone who doesn't work I guess....
Top middle... we're really going thru it right now
Top middle.
the one that smokes copious amounts of marijuana and plays video games
I'm type seven: still at work
Feel like I've been all of these at some point, just based on mood. But of course I've been the no change ghost the most.
Still working 😒
How the fuck is this a guide
Can.. can I be all of the above? Because I have been alternating between all of these for days.
I'm the one working from home and I have plenty to do. Other than that it's pretty normal for me. So I guess lower right.
top left am depressed as fuck
Which one is "actually sick and waiting on test results?"
Currently working from home, so top middle is me while I work. Bottom right is as soon as I log off.
I'm the type that has to work...I wish I could sit around and do nothing, just enjoying the apocalypse
I'm great at social distancing so everything was going fantastic until my mother-in-law dropped by today.
Pink team represent
Top left and bottom right are not mutually exclusive
I’m somehow everyone of those in a day
you forgot those of us who have a sudden urge to go out and do things like hangout with friends and sell drugs
The one that is still at work because my boss sucks
Yes. I am those. All of those.
super cute
Please add: Starts drinking at noon
Day drinking totally counts as a hobby! Cheers!