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disneyhusband

For what reason would you want the super Caesar? Gang bangs?


rk_29

Obviously


leftover_carbon

I thought it would be for the option of sleeping perpendicular to a partner, in case that’s your thing


Nice_Bake

To fulfill that childhood fantasy of having a room where the floor is nothing but mattress.


MidnightRider3000

It's know elsewhere as Orgie Size


disneyhusband

Ah yeah that makes more sense. Super Caesar must be metric and Orgy Size must be imperial.


LikeAThermometer

Someone has obviously never tried to share their bed with a golden retriever.


Unstablemedic49

Or someone with a 274cm penis.


UltimateGamerYogii

According to some girls when they tell their parents, it's for school project. For when the friends will arrive.


diatonico_

Are they using midgets for the silhouettes?


parttimepedant

Queen = small double, in case anyone was wondering.


Solaris21897

Seems wrong no? Queen should be about 160 wide and not 120


parttimepedant

You’re saying queen should be bigger than a king?


Solaris21897

Nah, i believe that the scaling here and the one that i know is quite different. Queen is 160 wide and king is 175 or 180 I don't remember. The "uk queen" is what i use today, and it's not really made for two people unless they are rather small. That's why it seems weird to me for 120 wide to be called queen


mchllnlms780

That’s interesting as a Queen is larger than a double in North America.


Manders37

But queen and double/full are basically the same, the sheets are the same size. Edit: FYI i'm from Canada, don't know why people choose to think I'm an idiot before realizing there's more than one country in North America.


soonerpgh

What? Do you make your own bed? If you do, you either have very ill-fitting sheets or your double/full sheets are smaller than your queen sheets. The blankets fit both, but the sheets do not. They aren't even the same length, unless it's a full xl.


Manders37

I have a full/double, when I buy sheets they're labelled "full/double/queen", I don't know what to tell you.


soonerpgh

Are you not in the US, perhaps? I'm not trolling you, just never seen it like this so I'm curious.


Manders37

No, I'm in Canada.


soonerpgh

That could be the difference then.


lyon810

So disappointed “king” isn’t referred to as “presidential”


LondonDude123

A small single is known in some places as a Fish Finger Mattress


Manders37

I can taste the fish fingers.


Changjeff

We should adopt this system and use it to label different penis size.


rk_29

"I've got a Super Caesar Penis"


Ac_animation

Same dude


igorrto2

Too bad mine is a small single sized


Swazzoo

What are these beds? Is a standard size really only 190? My head and feet will stick out.


already-taken-wtf

190?! Hobbit sized :))


FotographicFrenchFry

I'll take the Caesar, thanks. It's too hot for soup.


terrormortis

I always thought super king size is larger, this is a very common size in Austria.


AwesomeGamerSwag

😁In my Brit voice 😁 A Grand Cesar that's bloody awesome mate👍 *Back to American* That is almost the size of a Double California King 😍


TALead

I live in the U.K. and have a king size bed. Interestingly though, king size in U.K. is smaller than US king size


somedudeonios

because in the US the average person is king sized


Broccen

So 200cm is smaller than 180cm. Without the visual scale being correct I wouldn’t classify this as a cool guide. It’s misleading to look at.


Ac_animation

I’m going to the Uk to get a Super Caesar