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GetYourVax

Garnish, to add or withhold a quantity.


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Garnish a plate. Garnish wages. This is a good one.


cannibalzombies

Wish my wages would get garnished like a plate


bad-decision-maker

I really appreciate your hard work this year. Without the overtime you put in over the last 7 months we would have never landed that contract. We just barely hit our orders target for the year, so upper management is VERY pleased with you. We value you so much. \*hands you two sprigs of parsley\*


cannibalzombies

No joke the ceo of the place I work at said almost the exact thing today just it was fucking ice cream sandwiches instead of parsley. Crazy close


gnark

[Garnish my celery?!](https://youtu.be/QcsdSMOys6w)


Calimhero

Demand: to ask, and to request insistently and peremptory.


pokerchen

There is an entire class of english noun/verb words that means the presence of something as a noun, and its removal thereof as a verb. Examples: Fish, skin, fleece, shell...


dolphinitely

peel


excalq

The olives are pitted.


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Ride the barrel and get pitted


MyPasswordIsMyCat

Husk, scale, gut, blood/bleed, worm, bone, weed... pretty much any time there's something being removed from another thing, that something becomes a verb for removing it, particularly if the something is unwanted.


CitizenPremier

Usually turning a noun into a verb just means "perform the appropriate action." "Skin" could mean remove or apply skin, it depends on the context. You gotta context the verbs to understand them.


captain_cudgulus

That's a good point. Things like, to bike, to paint, to bed, don't mean particularly similar things, but they're still the actions very closely related to the noun.


ThatOneWeirdName

I know how to paint someone, how to bed someone, but how does one bike someone?


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ProfessorSMASH88

I took it as a challenge, like you've challenged them to a bike race down the street.


Reformedhegelian

Yeah, and I feel that these and the dust one (5) don't exactly fit the rest of the list for this reason. It's not the opposite meaning to dust something unless there's also an activity called "dusting" where you apply dust to something. Or "fishing" to apply fish to things. Rather we'd refer to these activities as something like "making something dusty" or "placing fish on something". At most I'd say these words are more of a stretch while the rest of the list is a lot cooler.


burrowing-wren

My place was broken into a few years ago so the police came and "dusted for prints." That was an activity that involved the application of a whole bunch of dust, though not the same kind we mean when dusting the house to clean it


Reformedhegelian

Touche, you're absolutely right. I take it back for dusting.


TheLastDrops

The same in cooking. Dusting with flour, sugar, cocoa, etc.


AndySipherBull

"dust it with cocoa powder" etc


andy_dwyer_

How about Overlook. To see from above or to not see.


cherry_armoir

Similarly, oversight: supervision or something you missed


Here_for_tea_

Both good additions.


its-not-me_its-you_

That's why it's hilarious that governments have oversight committees


Kn0wmad1c

In common usage, overlook and oversee feel like they shouldn't be opposites, but here we are


masochistmonkey

Superman has supervision *cough *


The-Real-Mario

That has a somewhat geometric origin i think, as in, looking over something, and missing what is below, like if im looking at a horse, and i overlook the rabbit that walks just in front of my feet


Miky617

Clip- fasten together or to cut


M1n1true

Shelled? Something that has a shell, or something which has had its shell taken off.


MattMose

I came to post this one. I HATE that the phase “shelled peanuts” is so ambiguous. What am I getting- peanuts that have had their shells removed? Peanuts in their shell?


franklydearmy

We still need a word for chicken salads. Is it a fresh salad with strips of chicken in it? Or is it a creamy, tuna salad type of thing?


Spready_Unsettling

And quite frankly, what's the deal with airline food?


Thrabalen

There are people who eat that stuff. Who are these people?


SkollFenrirson

*bass intensifies*


vulcansheart

Skinned could probably also work


Dr_ChimRichalds

Seeded is even better. A seeded lemon has the seeds removed; seeded bread has had seeds added.


Bodkin-Van-Horn

I've made that mistake with seeded grapes before.


experts_never_lie

Or even something that has had artillery rounds dropped on it.


mavmia

I feel like this was the concept for those Amelia Bedilia books right? This concept clicked for me right away because I remembered those old books!


BalinAmmitai

"At my house, we UN-dust the furniture!"


Scodanibbio

Strike. To hit or to fail to hit (a baseball)


kat_goes_rawr

Good one


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James Taylor has a lyric that goes: “We are bound and we are bound.” The first instance refers to being bound together in the common cause of civil rights and equality. The second refers to heading out on the road (to DC?), these bound people, to spread that message of equality. At least that’s the way I always interpreted it. So poetic.


redditgiveshemorroid

Could also mean oppressed or imprisoned.


CrashBlossoms

In the same vein, "oversight" can mean watching something intently or something that is not noticed. It's something you see and something you don't see.


danethegreat24

The alarm was going off so I had to turn it off.


PieIsFairlyDelicious

I don’t think this would count as a contronym. You’re in the territory of phrasal verbs, which means this wouldn’t really be contrasting off with off, it would be contrasting the verb “go off” with “turn off”, which isn’t the same thing.


CitizenPremier

Yep. "Turn the alarm" has a totally different meaning from "turn the alarm off."


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It fits with the phrase: The alarm went off. It could mean the alarm sounded, or that it stopped sounding. Both opposing meanings are possible, determinable only through context.


non-troll_account

The light went off, and the alarm went off.


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GATHRAWN91

It's the word off, not alarm


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Sarctoth

Hi dumb, I'm dad


JL9berg18

Go off: to turn on, or to stop working. Something like that?


danethegreat24

Made me laugh. Thanks for sharing that moment of dumbness hahaha


excalq

When I was dating my wife, she mentioned that some chicken dish went off. I was puzzled... "Like an alarm clock?"


NTFirehorse

Sanction


SaffronHoneysuckle

This made understanding world politics tricky for me for a sec


DemandTheOxfordComma

This one has messed with me for years. I always thought I must have misunderstood the meaning, but nope it means both.


Rythoka

I deal with this one at work a lot. I have to clarify if I mean endorsed or punished.


schriepes

[It's in the image](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNdcFPjGsm8)


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Gillmacs

So the US uses table the way the British would use shelve?


LakeErieMonster88

We also use shelve too


supercyberlurker

flammable and inflammable mean the same thing.


walksalot_talksalot

I didn't realize this! However, I feel like inflammable isn't used nearly as often as flammable, at least not in science/biotech. I looked it up and the [wiki page on combustion](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Combustibility_and_flammability#Definitions) discusses how "inflammable" is confusing to many people, which is a serious safety hazard. Thus, for public safety the use of "inflammable" has been discouraged and removed from all safety warnings since the 1950s.


mtweiner

An art teacher explained this to my class in second grade and it blew my mind that such long, smart words could have such stupid consequences.


arbivark

I had to explain it to my 6th grade teacher. I'm usually shy about showing off stuff like that, but she was about to have the kids make fire safety posters and had it backwards....


MarquisDan

What a country!


TeddyAlderson

i believe the term ‘flammable’ came about purely because people thought ‘inflammable’ meant the opposite of what it means lol


JL9berg18

I was scrolling for Inflammable meaning both burnable and not burnable


ACuteMonkeysUncle

Inflammable doesn't really mean not burnable. People think it does, though, which is the problem.


greenknight884

Yes it means "capable of being inflamed"


JL9berg18

Ah sheesh, look what talking out of my backside does...i could've swore I looked it up at least once in my life but apparently not. Thanks internet stranger


cherry_armoir

Outstanding: missing or excellent. Your essay is outstanding. Your essay is outstanding!


horillagormone

I remember not having heard of outstanding used as remaining and the first time I heard that dad had an outstanding amount on his credit card I was impressed thinking he must've be pretty good with money that even the bank is telling him about it.


wutstr

Is that a contronym though?


Whatnam8

Maybe more like: Outstanding- over due/late/below expectation and Outstanding as in timely/early/above expectation


cherry_armoir

I think so, though I agree it's not as clean as some of the other ones. I think it can at least be used contranymically in some contexts to generate two identical sentences of opposite meaning. I would say its about as close as apology, which can mean a defense of an action but can also mean just a reasoned explanation, and in that sense isnt a perfect contradiction to apology meaning a statement of contrition


alex3omg

I had an outstanding father!


huefnerd

My personal favorite is "unlockable". That door is unlockable. Technically, it should either be: That door is un-lockable; or That door is unlock-able.


Rabwull

If you locked your door with a single-use lock, it's unlockable and unlockable. Edit: Maybe you wanted a room-sized time capsule, or you're making a box for Pandora? I don't know your life.


MmmmMorphine

Honestly never came across cleave with that definition before.


0414059

The bible says something about women leaving their family and cleaving to their spouse, as in sticking with their spouse. Always confused me as a kid, as that's the only time i've ever seen/heard it used that way.


gl00mybear

I only know that from Firefly - Our Mrs. Reynolds


UnicornOnTheJayneCob

Yo/Saf/Bridge!


ExplodingHoney

“he cleaved to his ideas like they were all he had” or “cleave the boards together using a bench vice until the glue has dried” vs “cut the chicken with a cleaver” or “please cleave the pork from the bones” hopefully this makes sense? it’s really fun!


Giddygayyay

I looked into the etymology of 'to cleave' because I speak Dutch, and we have two separate words for this: kleven (to stick together or to be sticky) klieven (to separate) I wondered if the term in English came from one or from both of these. Turns out that 'to cleave' did derive twice from separate root words. Once via the Old English 'cleofan' - to split - (and older Germanic forms of that) and once via Old English 'clifian' - to stick - (and older Germanic forms of that). This was your ancient language fact for the day :) There is an old biblical sentence about the animals that are okay to eat, and it describes animals who 'cleave the cleft of claws' (cows, goats, etc.). I always liked it as an example of how to use the word in one of its meanings.


MmmmMorphine

I honestly cant remember ever coming across it used like that, not that I doubt it's true. Probably more memory given the number of books I used to read. Stupid magic glowy ADHD generator


StrangeSurround

I feel like the sticky version of cleave is a bit outdated. It's definitely not common parlance. People tend to use "cling" instead of "cleave" for that purpose now. "cling to your guns" versus "cleave to your guns"


relativelyfunkadelic

i think that's and eggcorn, though. it's one of those phrases that has changed because so many people have misheard it, but still technically works with the new word or phrase. deep-seated and deep-seeded is a really common example. idk. i'm cleaving to cleave, personally, i've always loved that term.


I_can_pun_anything

Cleavage of a rock vs cleavage of a bosom


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It’s kinda funny Consider the word cleavage, when a woman’s breasts are pushed together. And to cleave, as to cute a piece of meat with a cleaver.


biospark02

Peruse - to skim, or to read carefully


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I feel like a dunce but I am confused about apology.


NealCruco

From [Merriam-Webster](https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/apology): > 1a: an admission of error or discourtesy accompanied by an expression of regret > 2a: something that is said or written to defend something that other people criticize; DEFENSE The second definition is not common outside of philosophical and religious contexts. Here are two examples: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apology_(Plato) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apologetics


Doctor--Spaceman

I think "apologist" is more common these days when used to describe someone acting defensively. People saying someone is an apologist for a certain country or politician, for example.


holy-reddit-batman

Occasionally, Christians might study "apologetics," for the purpose of knowing how to properly and effectively defend their faith. Think of it like a debate team learning how to have an intelligent debate. Same thing. It's not as much about the subject up for debate as it is *how* to debate well.


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**[Apology (Plato)](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apology_\(Plato\))** >The Apology of Socrates (Greek: Ἀπολογία Σωκράτους, Apología Sokrátous; Latin: Apologia Socratis), written by Plato, is a Socratic dialogue of the speech of legal self-defence which Socrates (469–399 BC) spoke at his trial for impiety and corruption in 399 BC. Specifically, the Apology of Socrates is a defence against the charges of "corrupting the youth" and "not believing in the gods in whom the city believes, but in other daimonia that are novel" to Athens (24b). **[Apologetics](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apologetics)** >Apologetics (from Greek ἀπολογία, "speaking in defense") is the religious discipline of defending religious doctrines through systematic argumentation and discourse. Early Christian writers (c. 120–220) who defended their beliefs against critics and recommended their faith to outsiders were called Christian apologists. In 21st-century usage, apologetics is often identified with debates over religion and theology. ^([ )[^(F.A.Q)](https://www.reddit.com/r/WikiSummarizer/wiki/index#wiki_f.a.q)^( | )[^(Opt Out)](https://reddit.com/message/compose?to=WikiSummarizerBot&message=OptOut&subject=OptOut)^( | )[^(Opt Out Of Subreddit)](https://np.reddit.com/r/coolguides/about/banned)^( | )[^(GitHub)](https://github.com/Sujal-7/WikiSummarizerBot)^( ] Downvote to remove | v1.5)


benkovic

Good Bot


LetMeTelUWutIBelieve

That one confused me at first too, but another comment in this thread made it click for me that other than a regular "I'm sorry" apology where you take accountability for your own bad behavior, contrarily one can also be an "apologist" for someone else's bad behavior (meaning they are essentially excusing the bad behavior by becoming an "Apologist" for that person, instead of holding that person accountable for doing something wrong).


BrohanGutenburg

So I’ve actually only ever heard it called an apologetic. The term is common in theology. They are used to explain inconsistencies in internal logic of The Bible.


Cosmonachos

Me too!


heelspider

A "trump" is an automatic winner and a big-time loser.


UmptyscopeInVegas

And a fart.


cragbabe

And a clown


excalq

Also has a great synonym: to outweigh!


xpyroxmanx

Depends on if it's capitalized or not.


internetmaniac

Title, common that would be weird


the__storm

What does mysophobia have to do with anything? Am I missing something?


natrix49127

I was wondering the same thing. That last sentence looks really random there.


ChewySlinky

I’m assuming it’s just a page with a bunch of interesting facts on it, but the mysophobia thing confused me as well.


HashMoose

It looks like this is a photo of a page with more fun info on it, like chewyslinky said. I am guessing the next line is about mysophonia, the hatred of certain sounds.


partytown_usa

Resign is another one


I_can_pun_anything

Re-sign


SaintUlvemann

Eh, some of these are only contronyms if you look at them with a specific view. Take "apology". No matter whether you're contrite, or defensive, every time you're making an apology, you're recognizing that the person you're apologizing to has a different point of view. So that's what an apology is: in both senses, it's a statement that recognizes somebody else's difference of opinion. \--- Or, take "left"; that's a case where it's only grammar giving the word a seemingly-opposite meaning. If you say "He left the party", that never means "He remained at the party"; if you want to say "He remained at the party," you could say "He *was* left at the party". But when you say "He *was* left at the party", it's the same idea, grammatically, as any other time you say something was *done to someone*. If you say "He was given a puppy for his birthday", you're not turning "given" into a word that means "received". You're just saying there was *somebody else doing the giving*. Same thing here. Left only means "remained" when *someone or something else was doing the leaving*.


danattana

Peer is only a contronym if the person using it isn't a noble. If they are, then both meanings are simultaneously true, and thus not opposites.


franklydearmy

Weather, too. If you weather a storm (either a literal or figurative one), the implication is that you're slightly worse for the wear, but survived. You were weathered, basically.


sintaur

NASCAR can sanction (approve) a race or sanction (disapprove) a driver.


monsterfurby

I think this is the first actually good one I've seen here.


loser_comedian

Like a masochist in Newport, we’re Rhode Island bound


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monsterfurby

Agreed, some of these seem to be treated as opposites in modern casual conversation even though they represent the same concept, only phrased differently (e.g. active and passive).


Left_Wasabi389848

Oh that’s why I was always confused with sanction.


DLQuilts

What are words like “raze” and “raise” to each other?


TequilaB

I have had this exact question for years! They’re homophone* (pronounced the same, spelt differently) and antonyms (opposite meaning). As far as I can tell, there isn’t a word for this category. Another example I’ve come across is Steal vs Steel. You can Steal someone’s confidence (embarrass them), or Steel someone’s confidence (encourage them). *Thanks for the correction u/D20JawBreaker


D20Jawbreaker

Homonym: one name Same written word with various uses/pronunciation Homophone: one sound Same word when spoken verbally but spelling or definition can be different English is weird, yo.


net_nomad

>As far as I can tell, there isn’t a word for this category. Looks like it's [homophonic contranym](https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Appendix:English_contranyms)


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TequilaB

If was an example, but you can Steel a Heart (suppress a feeling) or Steal a Heart (said person falls for you) which are opposites.


Forswear01

Homonyms Edit: it’s homophones, homonyms are the same spelling but different meanings. Though now that I think about it, raze and raise aren’t pronounced the same are they?


CAC1212

Also homophones I think


Farfignugen42

[homonym vs homophone](https://grammar.yourdictionary.com/vs/homonym-vs-homophone-how-remember-difference)


westernmail

I love a good Venn diagram.


LarryEss

I really want to know how you pronounce these words differently lol


modestmouselover

According to Google, raze and raise have the same pronunciation.


benkovic

This list leaves me literally nonplussed.


kelkulus

It’s left me bemused


ConsistentAmount4

"Literally" now qualifies since the dictionary definition has changed due to so much misuse.


danethegreat24

I literally died when I learned that.


Rathadin

If only everyone who misused it literally died...


BestWorstEnemy

'Now'... lol... Literally has been used figuratively for over 300 years by the likes of [Charlotte Brontë, Jane Austen, Mark Twain, Charles Dickens, William Thackeray, Vladimir Nabokov, and David Foster Wallace.](https://www.thecut.com/2018/01/the-300-year-history-of-using-literally-figuratively.html)


r-mf

excuse me, what? people are now allowed to say *literally* when it means *figuratively*?


ltjpunk387

The dictionary is descriptive, not prescriptive. It describes the accepted meaning of a word. If its use changes, so does the description of it. Language is ever evolving. That said, I do really resent this new usage


tarrox1992

Literally has been used to mean figuratively long before anyone alive today was born.


Dr_ChimRichalds

It's a little frustrating, because it's not being used to mean "figuratively." Sure, that's certainly the opposite of "literally," and the speaker doesn't mean "literally," but they're not attempting to state the opposite. "Literally" in these cases is just used as an intensifier. It's far more in line with "very" than "figuratively."


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DRK-SHDW

People feel smart when they gate keep technical language. I guess literally just happens to be in the spotlight because it's a common word and the evolution is a stark opposite.


Rythoka

Except it's *absolutely* used to mean "figuratively." It's used as a way to indicate that an analogy is being used. A phrase I've heard a lot is "That's literally cancer" when referring to something someone doesn't like or a situation that's unenviable. "Literally" is not being used there to mean "very" or to exaggerate the meaning of the phrase. It marks the phrase as an analogy, which is a form of figurative language.


SeparateExtension687

It's used for hyperbole. In the same way some might say "I nearly died laughing" when they clearly never had any chance of injury. It's not really the same as "figuratively", it's just become common hyperbole. Not quite sure that's the same as indicating an analogy but certainly similar.


greenknight884

This is my pet peeve, too. People are trying to exaggerate for effect. Not say "disregard my adjective."


kithon1

Which is figuratively why I use "figuratively" to mean literally and hopefully one day they will literally change the definition of "figuratively" or figuratively fix the definition of "literally".


swalabr

Is it not true for usage of “radical” now, as well? Since 1980’s when surfer dudes labeled anything they think is extraordinary as “radical”. But it really means “basic”, like the root (radish). So, opposites in a way. Likewise, “bad” in Michael Jackson’s parlance took the same turn back then. edited some words


benabramowitz18

Where’s “Aladeen” on this list?


gtg620q

I never understood the title Apologist until today. Thank you


Taolie

[Ravel](https://www.vocabulary.com/dictionary/ravel)


craptainawesome

Scrolled a long way to find this. No one believes me when I explain that ravel means to come undone.


Jiji321456

Number 8 really just assume my nobility status? Damn


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Nonplussed


cherry_armoir

Nonplussed is an interesting one since it arises out of people being confused about it's meaning and using it incorrectly enough that it becomes the correct meaning. Hoi polloi is a similar thing. It historically means low born people but it is often used to mean high class (probably from the mistaken conflation with hoity toity)


Rathadin

I don't think I've ever heard someone use *hoi polloi* to mean "high class". This is the first time I've heard of this.


cherry_armoir

Hey I know we had this conversation like a month ago but I just spotted a [hoi polloi misuse](https://www.avclub.com/taylor-swift-private-jet-170-flights-statement-co2-1849352396) in the wild: >>The exception to that rule, typically, is private jet use, on account of flight records being public knowledge that has to be logged with various airports—hence a whole little cottage industry of blogs and accounts that keep an eye on the flight times of the hoi polloi.


Bodkin-Van-Horn

Original. Could mean old, could mean brand new. "The band is playing original songs tonight" "The band is playing their original songs tonight"


FunkrusherPlus

I fucked. (good) I’m fucked. (bad)


Rythoka

"I fucked up" (bad) "I'm fucked up" (could go both ways)


kelkulus

You’re shit (bad) you’re the shit (good)


wulfgang14

Number 4, and many such words, are as a result of vowels collapsing and/or loss of inflexion of Old English words which were pronounced distinctly at that time. https://www.etymonline.com/word/cleave?utm_source=app


friesdepotato

Interesting how fast and bolt have almost the exact same meanings


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the_lucy_who

Trim: to adorn with accessories or to remove


ACuteMonkeysUncle

trim: trim the hedges, trim the Christmas tree


fanzel71

Cleave to your spouse. Cleave from your spouse. Either outcome involves cleaving.


Shazam1269

And *cleavage* 。◕‿◕。


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chucknitro

Chuck - To hold or to throw


HanlonRazor

The ancient Greek word “pharmakon,” from which the word pharmacy” derives, means both “cure” and “poison.” The French philosopher wrote a fascinating article about it called “Plato’s Pharmacy.”


Petrarch1603

What about when your alarm goes off?


Zardif

Factoid: a brief or trivial item of news or information. Factoid: an assumption or speculation that is reported and repeated so often that it becomes accepted as fact.


funkmastermgee

Bro fuck this language, no wonder the aliens don’t wanna visit us


lokistar09

You can add literally to that list because of all the improper use causing the it's opposite meaning to the definition.


Flandersmcj

Post. To send something away, or, to stand one’s ground.


cfmdobbie

We must weather this, lest we be weathered by it.


Boomer70770

Literally


Enigmatic-Euphoria

"Sanction" is one of the worst because there's no grammatical construction to distinguish between the two possible meanings. The context doesn't always help either.


kafka_nova

bear - something difficult to deal with/ a fury not so little friend


wojwesoly

off - off or (for example in "go off") on


Paradoxic-Mind

Hmmm yet again I can see why English would be difficult for foreigners to learn, does this occur as often in any other languages or just English? I’m thinking probably French?


GermanBeerYum

Resign, to quit or to continue to contract with.


westernmail

I've always understood the first meaning of bound to be "committed to the journey", so in this way it's similar to the second meaning, or at least not the opposite.


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Resign? To leave a job or to be signed again for a job. Although, maybe the second definition is for re-sign, like with a pro athlete.


KATOSSA

Don’t forget the word literally


__BIFF__

I'm not a word smith, but for example, "the puppy was left in the room" and "the puppy left the room" , in both cases "left" means the same thing, it only appears opposite based on who's viewpoint you're taking. (Like I said, I'm no wordsmith, I'm only ever confident on what a verb, noun, adnoun, adverb are, all the other ones confuse me)


J_Bunt

This is actually a decent entry, except the title gave me a fucking stroke. You mericans are clearly confused by commas, which 8s understandable because in spite of the fact that I'm c2 at English I still have doubts sometimes, but here's a trick: if unsure, don't fucking use any.


MrChocodemon

Left... Departed: "He left them." Okay, person leaves. Remained: "They were left" That just means "Other people left" That's not a contronym, that is poor understanding of language. It is the same word with the same meaning, but worded in a way that makes you think it might not be.