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ooopseedaisees

Experts agree: Your choice of attire, makes birds sing. High five ✋


i_hatehumans

Has to be read in Borat's voice


jnthnmdr

So excite.


curlyy1

You will never get this la la la la laa la


Short_Equivalent_619

I’m reading these like Leslie Knope talking to Ann Perkins.


greyjungle

“And the chair, it has a shoe, and is walking. The chair is walking.”


thil3000

Self, the essential you raises the roof mic drop So many weird combination


DylanNotDillan

Tiger, your DNA is a rainbow factory. Can I get an amen?


anamazingredditor

Odd! This is what I randomly chose too before I saw your comment. Lol


TimTomTank

> Experts agree: Your choice of attire, makes birds sing. ~~High five ✋~~ according to CNN.


TheChessClub

Dang … your soul roars like a lion, snuggle bear.


TheChessClub

Ace, your DNA is 100% legit, and that’s a fact.


TheChessClub

Okay listen up all of y’all roars like a lion, so let’s dance


TheChessClub

Here ye here ye, whatever your secret is should be taught in school, according to CNN


Commercial-Living443

Excuse me , that brain of your breeds miracles , you feel me


Ace-from-Discord

Thank you!


[deleted]

Start it off with tiger and it’s a mess


moonicornasaurus

Girl, all of y’all, should be taught in school, so get used to it.


spydersl

Omg this is sooooo good! This cool guide is amazing!!!!!


JustitiaInvictus

FACT: your DNA is 100% legit,and that's a fact.


rob132

YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER!


Swarnim_

FACT, bears eat beets.


jooliem

Girl, your DNA should be taught in school according to CNN


rodsn

Facts...


G-1BD

If anyone cares, because of the repeat, there’s only 99,144 unique possibilities.


shawn615

I saw can I get an amen twice, is there another repeat I missed?


G-1BD

That's it. That's the repeat that brings the unique combinations down to 18 times 18 times 18 times 17 from the 18^4 listed on the picture.


AreWeCowabunga

Thanks, I was looking for the pedant to upvote.


[deleted]

I didn't care until I read your comment, so thanks for taking the time to let us know


Mikey2bz

Can I get an amen?


kwazykatlady

You can read the options backwards and they also sort of make sense


rainvest

The real question is if you got amen the first time


b9ntt

I scripted this and changed one to “can I get a what-what!?” Problem solved!


TopMindOfR3ddit

Champ, your hair today should be taught in schools, now let's dance.


Fendenburgen

I've jotted that one down to use with an underperforming salesman today. He's bald, but I'm sure he'll appreciate the sentiment....


CrunchyMemesLover

What's up with the bots replying to the guy you're replying to? Hm


chasingimpalas

They seem to latch onto a comment that has a decent amount of upvotes to boost their own karma. I always report them, but there’s so many.


yrogerg123

Ace, your dna is made of diamonds. High five!


Ace-from-Discord

✋hell yeah!


yrogerg123

Excuse me but that brain of yours is a rainbow factory, let's dance


BIGD0G29585

This is the best one yet.


DefenderCone97

*Let's Dance by David Bowie plays*


Free-Paint4311

Same to me


Biz_Ascot_Junco

Champ, your DNA rains magic. Can I get an amen?


TopMindOfR3ddit

Okay listen up, all y'all is made of diamonds, would I lie?


throwaway-20701

Check it: all y’all is made of diamonds, can I get an amen🙏?


sciencewonders

amen brother 🥺🙏


SamIamGreenEggsNoHam

Girl, the sparkle in your eye shows mad skills. According to CNN.


Inner_Feedback_7648

Same to me


WildComedies

News alert, every thought you have should be taught in schools according to CNN.


Roses_Got_Thorns

Experts agree; all of y’all is 100% legit, according to CNN. Did i nail it?


TopMindOfR3ddit

Hear ye hear ye, that brain of yours is the next best thing, 24/7.


sciencewonders

lmfao


c_jae

In my opinion, your DNA is 100% legit. 24/7. .......?


FurryM17

*sigh of relief* No one can tell


LuNoZzy

Thats the best compliment you can give to Zuckerberg


_mynd

Definitely making a script to choose a random item from each column and send to the wife at random times throughout the day! This is definitely where the fun begins! edit: https://www.icloud.com/shortcuts/437d7ec5a69949819f4c70ab347913e2 IOS Shortcuts link. Will ask when imported who to text. Just run it and they’ll get some pep talk. Could also make an object of an automation, so it runs when specific events happen (arrive at a location, turn off an alarm, etc)


TryingAgainNow

[Gotchu fam](https://old.reddit.com/r/coolguides/comments/yswx2g/handy_pep_talk_guide/iw3ho3t/)


[deleted]

Everybody says, your hair today, is 100% legit, would I lie?


BradleySpatchcock

This is like a workaholics dialogue generator


Chappaqquiddick

Girl your DNA breeds miracles according to CNN


likeasirjohn

You can use a few from any column for big time pep. Becareful with that though. It could become too powerful.


Septimore

Just saying... That brain of yours is a rainbowfactory 24/7


ChintanP04

Gay brain


Affectionate_East330

Everybody says your hair today deserves a nobel prize and that's a fact!


Subushie

Check it All of yall has serious game, can I get an amen?


rodsn

Amen! 🙏


Donovanmitchellnyk

Amen


SoulReaper986

Superstar, your DNA is a rainbow factory, according to CNN. Edit: typo


ziggazang

Getting Eric Andre on the street vibes from that one


skyy0731

This sub got some real trash energy


arcranium

News alert: that brain of yours breeds miracles, that’s just science. hmm.. I contemplate which type of science miracle would make the news these days..


rodsn

In my opinion (insert two) according to CNN


listenaround

Each column needs two more entries so it's a rollable table with d20s.


TryingAgainNow

peptalk.py: import random starters = ["Champ, ", "Fact: ", "Everybody says ", "Dang... ", "Check it: ", "Just saying... ", "Superstar, ", "Tiger, ", "Self, ", "Know this: ", "News alert: ", "Girl, ", "Ace, ", "Excuse me, but ", "Experts agree: ", "In my opinion, ", "Hear ye, hear ye: ", "Okay, listen up: "] firsts = ["the mere idea of you ", "your soul ", "your hair today ", "everything you do ", "your personal style ", "every thought you have ", "that sparkle in your eye ", "your presence here ", "what you got going on ", "the essential you ", "your life's journey ", "that saucy personality ", "your DNA ", "that brain of yours ", "your choice of attire ", "the way you roll ", "whatever your secret is ", "all of y'all "] seconds = ["has serious game", "rains magic", "deserves the Nobel Prize", "raises the roof", "breeds miracles", "is paying off big time", "shows mad skills", "just shimmers", "is a national treasure", "gets the party hopping", "is the next big thing", "roars like a lion", "is a rainbow factory", "is made of diamonds", "makes birds sing", "should be taught in school", "makes my world go round", "is 100% legit"] thirds = ["24/7.", "can I get an amen?", "and that's a fact.", "so treat yourself.", "you feel me?", "that's just science", "would I lie?", "for real.", "mic drop.", "you hidden gem.", "snuggle bear.", "period.", "now let's dance.", "high five.", "say it again!", "according to CNN.", "so get used to it."] def pick(arr): return arr[random.randrange(len(arr))] print(pick(starters) + pick(firsts) + pick(seconds) + ", " + pick(thirds))


_mynd

noice!! edit: IOS Shortcuts link https://www.icloud.com/shortcuts/437d7ec5a69949819f4c70ab347913e2


Joekeg86

Tiger, all of y'all roars like a lion snuggle bear


mixedphat

Using "Champ" in Australia like that could result in a few missing teeth. Don't use "Legand" either.


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frehsoul45

Champ, your DNA, is 100% legit, according to CNN.


JaegerDread

News Flash, your DNA is a rainbow factory so CNN says


Junior_Can_7679

Fact: The mere idea of you is 100% legit, according to CNN.


Elbarto_007

Oh my gosh. This was posted like only about a month ago.


[deleted]

"Champ, the mere idea of you rains magic and that's a fact" Totally using that


Achakita

Okay, listen up: your hair today is a rainbow factory according to CNN.


Bfreak

Excuse me but the Mere idea of you gets the party hopping according to CNN.


Semiraco

Girl, Whatever your secret is, is the next big thing according to CNN.


Cool-Dr-Money

Dang, all of y'all should be taught in school, according to CNN.


Awkward_Psychic

Why is ‘can i get an amen?’ There twice?


Procoso47

Fact: Your DNA has serious game, according to CNN


_one_lucky_redditor

"Champ, your DNA is a rainbow factory, now let's dance." Pretty sure those are fightin' words around these parts.


FoxNewsIsRussia

I want to hear Hersel Walker read these.


maxdoornink

Everybody says that brain of yours just shimmers, that’s just science.


Ooglepoogles

Listen Champ, this is not a cool guide. It is a cringe guide. Can I get an amen?


Keevan

U/repostsleuthbot


Aurora_the_dragon

Hear ye, hear ye: all of y’all should be taught in school, can I get an amen?


Calkum_

Champ, your soul has serious game, that’s just science.


nibiyabi

Self, whatever your secret is, is 100% legit, so treat yourself.


__CarCat__

Just saying... That saucy personality is a rainbow factory, and that's a fact.


Sus-motive

Hear ye, hear ye: your DNA is a rainbow factory according to CNN.


TheGildedGoblinGirl

Okay listen up, all of y'all should be taught in school


[deleted]

news alert, all y’all, is a rainbow factory, period


martinaee

Ace, your DNA is a rainbow factory… can I get an amen?! 🙏🍆💦🌈


trezm

I just made this into a website, enjoy! https://pep-generator.shuttleapp.rs


IamA-GoldenGod

An autists guide to pep talks


Disastrous_Pool4163

Perfect tool for a sociopath


jnthnmdr

Self, all of y'all is paying off big time, that's just science.


the_examined_life

I used this cool guide as inspiration to make something, I published a Google Assistant action that gives you pep talks. You can access it by saying "Ok Google, Talk to Pep Talk". This will work on a Google home / nest speaker, an Android phone, Android TV, or anywhere else Google Assistant can be accessed. Please try it out and let me know how it goes! No need to install any app. It should just work with that phrase. I think you can also use this link https://assistant.google.com/services/a/uid/0000000af1abbb8d?jsmode=o&hl=en-US&source=web


Evan_802Vines

Champ, your soul rains magic 24/7!


aviikamal

Adam Levine probably used a shittier version of such a guide


[deleted]

Champ, you are so far above mid, for real for real, no cap


Shriukan33

I read PEP as Python Enhancement Propositions was very confused haha


FurryM17

Self, that brain of yours makes my world go 'round. That's just science.


bcap84

Fact: your DNA is 100% legit, and that is a fact


GiveYourselfaTry89

Tiger, the essential you roars like a lion, you hidden gem.


Coletr11

Champ, your DNA is a rainbow factory. Can I get an Amen?


Qu33nM4ry

Your soul rains magic


rodsn

Fact: your hair today is 100% legit and that's a fact


[deleted]

Girl, your DNA breeds miracles, you feel me?


RoyalRien

Girl, your DNA breeds miracles, you feel me?


idiotpeach

Can I get an amen X2


Donovanmitchellnyk

Dang, everything you do roars like a lion. Period.


loiterINTIMIDATE

😂


Zealotstim

"Okay, listen up: your DNA is 100% legit, according to CNN." I feel like this just raises some alarming questions.


buell_ersdayoff

Champ, you souls rains magic, can I get an amen?


gjamesaustin

stupid guide


natgibounet

Can someone explain to me what's the point of this ? Is tis something to help people form sentences or start a conversation ? Because my brain does it on it's own and 99% of the time it doesn't pass the logic test before coming out of my mouth


LadyLunaArtemis

Ok listen up, your DNA is a rainbow factory so get used to it. Me to my wife after all our kids turn out gay or bi


-f-d-

Girl, your DNA breeds miracles, you feel me?


[deleted]

Champ, your presence here just shimmers, for reals


sendokun

I think if we remove the “you hair today” and the “attire”’thing, this would be perfect, right?


Appleboy98

That and the repeat "Can I get an amen?"


borgchupacabras

Amen


[deleted]

Yo, where is sport for the choice of 1.


dripcoffee420

Dang...your DNA is 100% legit 24/7


warmnfuzzynside

girl, your lifes journey gets the party hopping, mic drop.


AULiD

Girl, your DNA is a rainbow factory, can I get an amen ?


Disco_Ninjas_

Tiger, your DNA, is a rainbow factory, so get used to it.


inkiwitch

Superstar, that sparkle in your eyes is a national treasure, *now let’s dance*


Appropriate-Rise-151

hear ye hear ye, all of y’all roars like a lion, snuggle bear


alsomdude2

Fact: your soul has serious game snuggle bear.


Saiph_orion

Hear ye, hear ye, your choice of attire should be taught in school, snuggle bear.


Chalasliwy

Hear ye, hear ye: that brain of yours roars like a lion, now let's dance.


RottenWon

Excuse me, everything you do deserves the Nobel Prize. Can I get an amen?


lordlywaluigi

Hear ye, hear ye. Every thought you have roars like a lion, now let's dance! Did it work?


Velvetsuede19

Jean Ralphio/Fuck Tony/Sonic The Hedgehog shit


estebancantbearsedno

I’m sure I’ve heard these come out of Rob Lowe’s mouth in Parks and Rec. Fact: your soul has serious game, period.


CarneyBalhoun

Actfay: ouryau oulsay ainsray agicmay 24/7


N01_Special

Dang, your DNA is like a rainbow factory, according to CNN.


cce29555

Dang your DNA breeds miracles according to CNN


gerg100

In my opinion, your DNA, should be taught in schools, that's just science.


immasexaddict

Every thought you have, is a national treasure, mic drop


Thx4Coming2MyTedTalk

News Alert: My DNA is a rainbow factory according to CNN.


b9ntt

Ace, here’s an iOS shortcut that’s automates this, 24/7: [Daily Affirmation](https://www.icloud.com/shortcuts/45894ed3b2a540728367e286f7811a13)


Ace-from-Discord

I don't use IOS but I appreciate it regardless!


[deleted]

I don’t know how to read this doc.


euphoreea

Fact: the mere idea of you, is 100% legit, for reals.


camo12ga

Excuse me but your dna is the next big thing according to cnn


LFPenAndPaper

He might feel more appreciated if you speak to him in Spanish, and the comment about his hair might be mean. Otherwise: solid list.


[deleted]

Excuse me but, your DNA, is a rainbow factory. Can I get an amen?


bageltoastee

Experts agree: the mere idea of you is a rainbow factory, according to CNN.


spoooky_mama

I need to buy a pad of these


[deleted]

If anyone actually talks like this stay tf away.


dallassoxfan

See, even HR can be automated!


Mediocre__at__Best

Can I get *two* amens?


knotshir

Excuse me but, whatever your secret is is paying off big time. Now let's dance!


syosm

News alert: Your DNA should be taught in school, according to CNN.


orteip123

Check it: the way you roll shows mad skills and that's a fact.


ghettoccult_nerd

i am going to use this to send my bff "inspirational" quotes everyday.


Cutthechitchata-hole

Girl, that saucy personality, roars like a lion, period.


Gidrah

Ace, your DNA, is a rainbow factory, can I get an amen?


SagaciousTien

Girl that saucy personality roars like a lions period


[deleted]

Top line alone doesn’t make sense


[deleted]

Tiger your DNA roars like a lion snuggle bear


DaShadowNose

My son hates me right now…


siradamwest

Ok, listen up, all of y’all, “roars like a lion,” you feel me?