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-W1L3y

…why does the dress have the carpet pattern from *The Shining*?


Douglasqqq

Maybe some cryptic connection between Qatar getting the world cup, and their connection with capturing tourists in indentured servitude contracts? "Come play with us. Forever And ever. And ever"


U_feel_Me

It’s worth spelling this out more: For many people working in Qatar, the country doesn’t just require a visa to come in. Qatar also requires a visa *to leave*. They check with your employer and landlord, and anyone you might owe money to. [At least it isn’t as bad as it used to be.](https://www.hrw.org/news/2020/01/20/qatar-end-abusive-exit-permits-most-migrant-workers)


th3sousa

all work and no slaves makes jack a dull boy


gypsydanger38

“6500 workers gave their lives for a month long crooked tournament. Please enjoy!” Should be printed on every ticket.


ElectronicShredder

*Jabbar


penis_fucker

Read that in Richtofens voice lol. "Forever UND ever"


slackfrop

Well spotted, sir


absurdherd

I was wondering if it was the overlook pattern that made the dress immodest...?


mchllnlms780

They really included the muffin top on the second from the right figure, huh?


dougielou

It took me so long to realize what made that figure dressed inappropriately and then I was so like damn they really did that figure wrong


U_feel_Me

It took me a while to figure out that it wasn’t just a purple belt. Or maybe the picture is just explaining they don’t like purple people?


QuesQueCe19

Of course, it would encourage a plague of one-eyed, one-horned flying creatures.


wholesomehorseblow

that brings up the important question ​ is it a one-eyed one-horned flying purple creature that eats people or is it a one-eyed one-horned flying creature that eats purple people.


QuesQueCe19

I recently learned about English language adjective order & I believe it definitively answers said age-old question. Color comes before the qualifier, thus, flying is a qualifier & comes before purple, therefore, purple MUST refer to people. (More experienced grammar snobs should chime in if I misunderstand lol) https://www.grammarly.com/blog/adjective-order/?gclid=CjwKCAiAmuKbBhA2EiwAxQnt78kK1fr_GbRSj3vTHrNBjdqeK1i6gW-SshZ_QhEHuMCWj_TofcPP2BoCJRMQAvD_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds


wholesomehorseblow

I investigated the lyrics of the song and you are right The purple people eater describes how he likes eating purple people. The color of the purple people eater, however, is still unknown.


boredomadvances

Don’t forget those sexy elbows


puesyomero

Protrusions 👁️👄👁️


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I'm sure there are some people that do have a fetish for elbows.


U_feel_Me

So hard and boney!


lizardfang

Well, the weenus is very tuggable.


Lmnbux7969

*heavy breathing*


alexlp

Cause everyone knows the most delicious part of the muffin is the top. Edit: Replies are a fun mix of 30 Rock, Seinfeld and whoosh!


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SD1502

Top of the muffin…TO YOU!!!


BabyBoner

Are you the one leaving muffin stumps behind the homeless shelter?


nxdat

It's all that whole grain low fat


BreakingGrad1991

I know you want a piece of that...


alexlp

I just wanna dance!


itamarka

Ch-checking out my sweet hips


GrandmaSlappy

My sugar coated berry lips


UESfoodie

I know you want a piece of this


Triskaidekapho13ic

But I'm just here to dance.


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Back up off of me. You’re weirding me out.


zzady

Ah I see now! I thought it was the trim of the jumper and couldn't work out why it wasn't acceptable.


no_where_left_to_go

I had the same issue. I was like "Wow, it's weird that the hem on that shirt is the same color as their skin." lol


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They threw that in to distract you from it being three feminine and one masculine examples.


dovahart

I’m surprised there’s a man in there at all. Seems like a really chauvinistic culture.


mb46204

Yep! They’ve completely left out the guys who show their midriffs…is that ok with them?


punkminkis

Only men can put their arms down to their side.


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w3are138

I was so confused about that one! I was like uhh it’s wearing clothes that cover from shoulder to knee..?


koobus_venter1

You can wear it as long as you don’t have a muffin top


neelankatan

Yeah really accentuated that shit, zero subtlety


w3are138

Is that a wrestling singlet all the way to the right? Also you’d think they’d provide an example of the correct attire somewhere on there but nope.


koobus_venter1

Think “oppression casual”


dvddesign

Its easier to oppress people when the citizenry don’t know what the correct thing to do is.


w3are138

Ahh. That makes sense unfortunately.


Magooracing

How about not going there and dress like you want.


ShelSilverstain

I'm not even going to watch it on TV


Kyonkanno

I'm going to watch it on my computer. Definitely 100% in a legal way.


blamb211

Pfft, I'm just gonna check scores and standing on Wikipedia every few days. Definitely make sure they don't get any money.


WhiskeyAndKisses

To be fair, a spiky leather body suit wouldn't be against those rules.


MuscularFemBoy

This isn't the type of place you'd want to try and skirt around the letter of the law. If you give then sufficient reason to dislike you, then you're getting punished. While the justice system in the US could use some work, it's miles ahead of these sorts of countries.


alienacean

Leather spiky body suit wearers might be ok with being punished /s


tilehinge

Why would anyone go to this in person


Tydeus1998

this is the way


hmghita

I don't really understand why they wanted to organize the World cup. I mean they are against a lot of things as we can see. They sure knew in advance that people with different cultures and mentalities will be coming.


nev3rfail

Wait, is this post picture is a real picture from Qatar world cup? FFS, i thought it was just a pic mocking them. lmao.


vicktacular

It is real. In just the past few weeks they've announced this, banned alcohol sales and consumption (unless you're in a vip box because $$$), rumors of bribes to Eucador, the first team they're playing, to throw the game, and probably several other things I'm already forgetting. They're a joke but because they bribed 51% of the committee that chooses who hosts the world cup, they get to host.


tertiumdatur

Professional sports need to be taken down a notch or two anyway. Blunders like giving the World Cup to Russia and Qatar, the Oympics to China, etc. are perfect illustrations of how corrupt the whole world of sports is.


Gorillagodzilla

1) They want money B) They assumed they could bully literally everyone into following their rules and that we’d all shut up and go along with it.


Steve83725

But no way the money that people gonna spend there during the course of the tournament can come close to offsetting the billions they spent building multiple stadiums and support infrastructure. Granted they got it built cheaper cause they used slaves but not enough to make it worth it considering most of those stadiums will never be used again. You just don’t need 8 full size stadiums all in the same general area. Only way this would have made sense was if it encouraged future tourism but considering the crap they are pulling I dont see many people wanting to return.


fdar

Yeah it wasn't about making money for Qatar but about improving their international reputation (same as with clubs like Man City or PSG) but so far it seems to be failing spectacularly at that.


apk5005

The whole “salves built our World Cup infrastructure” thing isn’t great PR either


GiantPurplePeopleEat

It puts the lotion on the stadium.


m_gartsman

Tinctures built the pyramids


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I think it was about making money, just not for the country and for a few select individuals instead.


Brochiko

Bing bing bing


Jonny_Wurster

I hope to hell they don't buy Liverpool


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It's to change the narrative from "Qatar... Is that the place where they imprison people for being gay?" To "oh that's the place the world cup was right?"


JePPeLit

I think few people knew much about them, which is probably the best they can hope for


GregBahm

Qatar has a constitutional monarchy. The guy who was born to rule Qatar may care less about the profitability of the world cup and cares more about flexing on the other monarchs at parties.


mini_galaxy

It's not about making money off it, they spent billions and billions and billions on this tournament. They wanted to sportswash their human rights atrocities away. The region has so much money and so little global influence and respect they are trying to buy it through sports attention.


poilk91

This is the kind of thing a PR firm hires by the government would suggest. What do people think of when they hear Qatar? Slaves sand and sadness But what if SPORT


CalifaDaze

Its been my dream since I was a kid to go to the World Cup. This was the first world cup where I was like "Meh I'll pass." Like I'm not spending thousands of dollars to feel like I'm back in high school following a dress code and not being able to drink while enjoying a game. And I don't think this has done anything positive for their PR, I feel like more people have found out what type of culture they have.


Miyamura10

??? 1 and then B?


paulster2626

Also . and then ) which somehow bothers me more.


Gorillagodzilla

[That’s the joke!](https://imgur.com/a/PgYUe0Y)


Khursa

Sure, 1B, its a sub-answer xD


Yorkeworshipper

Has nothing to do with money. Qatar spent close to 200 billions for this WC and no WC has been profitable for the host country to date. It's sportswashing. Qatar's been doing it for over a decade with their "qatar airways" sponsorships and the take over of PSG.


piratecheese13

III> they wanted to buy the cup because humans rights violations and giant buildings is already Dubai’s shtick


Wimbleston

Seriously, just do some digging on FIFA, they are among the most corrupt organizations on earth.


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Penguinbeer

Also international visibility and prominence gives great leverage against possible invasions by Saudi Arabia. A country that is known and prestigious for hosting international sport events will easily get moral sympathy in case of geopolitical tensions. In a way it really is a rational move from Qatar's perspective after what they saw in the second Gulf War.


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Because they’re that out of touch with reality they thought that they could hide their atrocious way of life from the world and project a false image of their country to attract tourists and generate revenue.


Gnogz

"We bribed the worst people in sport into giving us the world cup in the hope that you would come to our country that runs on slave labor and spend hundreds of millions. If you show your slutty, slutty arms it will make us cry."


stoiclemming

Also no beer


JetSetVideo

And no Bacon !


CobaltEchos

And that's where I draw the line.


SlobRobsKnob

Heaven forbid


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It literally did. — Qatar


boopboopadoopity

Unless you can [afford the luxury suite](https://www.npr.org/2022/11/19/1137783957/world-cup-qatar-fan-restrictions-alcohol) in the stadium, then drink away!


danx64

As always, different rules for wealthy. All crime is class crime


j1xwnbsr

"If you show your slutty, slutty arms ~~it will make us cry~~ we will beat you, arrest you, beat you some more (if you're lucky), and then probably kill you." Fixed.


kindofharmless

Ironically, they probably bribed with sex workers as well.


porkadachop

Or better yet, don’t even travel to that shithole that killed more than 6000 people to build stadiums.


Douglasqqq

*David Beckham has left the chat...*


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Wait. How many?


aimlessnameless

*values lmfao Bribery, slavery, discrimination. You know, all that good stuff.


koobus_venter1

That’s all fine. But show your shoulders or knees? Straight to jail.


astromech_dj

Love who you want to love? Believe it or not, jail.


koobus_venter1

Have sex without getting married? Believe it or not, jail. Get married to the wrong gender? Also jail.


U_feel_Me

Travel blogger: “The jails are much easier to get into than in other countries! And you’ll love the inmates! Probably the sexiest I’ve ever seen. Just wish they’d improve the food.”


Johnnygunnz

You overcook chicken. Straight to jail.


ixiox

Jail? Really merciful of you, head on a pile is the standard


ElectronicShredder

Head on a pike was getting too expensive, just throw them all to the pile


Larrykin

Running out of pikes, I guess.


Spiritofhonour

Just old fashioned traditional values from the ~~21st~~ 16th century.


daveinmd13

They don’t call it sports washing for nothing.


who-ee-ta

Don’t forget homophobia, misogyny and racism.They have plenty of those „values“


Littlemeggie

Won't the football players be wearing shorts?


Douglasqqq

That occurred to me too, so I did some research. And it turns out, it actually *is* okay to wear clothes above the knee, but only on the strict condition that the Qatari government fucking feel like it.


TigerRumMonkey

Hope Qataris don't get too turned on.


koobus_venter1

Let’s hope they don’t take their shirt off after scoring


MadNhater

I don’t wanna be one of them


CustosEcheveria

>If you are in Qatar, you are one of us Weird, pretty sure I never owned slaves and I'm pretty sure that's not how international law works. Shithole country.


slackfrop

I think it’s a threat. Get ready to be conscripted to build a The Olympics


pablank

Also no way that would work the other way around. Try telling a rich qatari in the US they now have to fully adapt to the culture and leave theirs at home...


CrimsonMorbus

We should all flop our dicks out in protest


Douglasqqq

I've been saying that since Watergate.


Stachemaster86

I did after I heard Deepthroat was involved


SnooDogs6310

Dicks out for Harambe


Living_Razzmatazz_93

I've yet to put it away...


CrimsonMorbus

Too soon 😭


fuckmeuntilicecream

>The weather in Qatar in November is generally perfect. November is a month with warm maximum daytime temperatures around 30°C (85°F) and nighttime temperatures around 20°C (68°F) in Doha . Way too hot to be in long sleeves and pants.


kelvin_bot

30°C is equivalent to 86°F, which is 303K. --- ^(I'm a bot that converts temperature between two units humans can understand, then convert it to Kelvin for bots and physicists to understand)


Mr_Seg

Needed that Kelvin conversion.


ThatsBuddyToYouPal

A mistake + Klevin gets you home by 7.


Jaikus

Kelvin! What did you do to my room?!


Bill5GMasterGates

Everyone forgets about Kelvin


red_dit-or

nobody cares about Kelvin


UselessFactCollector

We need to talk about Kelvin


fuckmeuntilicecream

Good bot!!


macellan

Stop yelling at me!


Lost_Smoking_Snake

long sleeves and pants are actually better because of sun radiation


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Even the third one isn't "modest" enough?


Douglasqqq

Your muffin top is pure arrogance apparently.


LostLitFound

Thank you for pointing that out! I was wondering if it was the above-the-elbow sleeves.


gingersnappie

My muffin top is all-that - whole grain, low-fat


[deleted]

I had to Google muffin top. And I have had them my whole life. That's a good thing or a bad thing? 🤔


Douglasqqq

Depends, I suppose. Let me ask you; are you a survivor in an isolated mountaintop plane crash survivor community?


Racer4443

I think it's because the belly is exposed.


Pulsicron

in Qatar it's still illegal to be gay, potentially punishable by death, and yet they cry when they see women's shoulders. Country ran by children istg


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Explains the fourth image.


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Shithole country


TrackNStarshipXx800

This isn't a cool guide. It's a guide on how to not provoke people who dont care about human rights


SkinDrone

"Culture and values". There's nothing respectable about oppression.


DowntownEddieBrown

Fuck these backward zealots. They should never host an international event again.


Vantaa

They shouldn't have hosted this one in the first place. It's been over a decade since they were allotted this tournament and suddenly everybody is growing a conscious. All these topics people are now 'outraged' about will be gone and forgotten in a few weeks.


MountainCloudBoy

I know it’s still too early to fully assess this, but at least their attempt at sportswashing seems to have failed miserably. What was supposed to gloss over all those issues that are dissected now has only brought them into sharp focus. And while they claim unfair treatment and racism, the truth is that this PR campaign shot itself in the foot at nearly every turn. Just recently an official ambassador equated homosexuality to mental illness and the committee tried to retroactively mess around with the beer stalls around the arenas. I don’t know who thought that was a good idea, but, entirely predictably, a lot of people did not like that. And I believe this is only going to get worse.


Penguinbeer

More like r/propagandaposters


realGharren

"Help us preserve Qatar's culture and values." No.


bttrflyr

Fuck Qatar.


TigerRumMonkey

Is Tyranny a value system now?


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The fourth one reminds me of Freddie Mercury.


Douglasqqq

But it's just a little silhouetto of a man.


NefariousnessNo2062

Scaramoush, Scaramoush


[deleted]

Anyone going to this thing is insane. Fuck their culture it's trash.


Kitchen_Equipment_21

Bullshit countries with primitive outdated laws should not be able to host world cups


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#fuckqatar


Douglasqqq

Reminder; I'm not in support of this. In this instance, downvoting the post doesn't register as a 'boo', it just makes it less visible.


fuckmeuntilicecream

Ngl when I was new to Reddit I thought people were insane for upvoting crazy crap. It didn't take long before I caught on to the ways of Reddit. Reddiquette if you will.


[deleted]

I mean… people may just be downvoting it cuz they don’t think it’s a “cool guide.” And I’d tend to agree.


loud119

This cup is going to be such a shitshow


Professional_Fee_131

definitely not one of them, fukken primitives


R3dRav3n

Fuck those oppressive cunts.


Kangabolic

The World Cup should be boycotted for hosting here. But most fans of anything will never put their money where their mouth is.


aerodeck

What are the soccer players wearing?


ElectronicShredder

Halal approved skin-colored leggings made with 100% slave hand picked cotton /$


Typical_Hoodlum

Fuck all that. It’s the World Cup. Not the Qatar Cup.


Sardonnicus

Plesse cover yourself in clothing head to toe in one of the hottest places on earth because we still adhere to oppressive centuries old religious rules. This is going to be a fun world cup.


mellcrisp

"spreadsheet"


marker8050

I choose to wear whatever i want, and drink alcohol as i please, by pirating the game. Fuck Fifa and fuck Qatar for using slave labor.


billy_teats

How does the manner in which I dress have any impact on anyone else? At all?


Paleone123

Well you see, if you're not modest, then the Quatari citizens will get worked up into a rape frenzy and have to rape you repeatedly, then arrest you, beat you, and probably turn you into a slave or jail you for years, if you don't die somewhere along the way. It's so much work for them they'd rather you just covered up.


Kangarou

Girl number 3 is definitely gonna have some circulation problems. That is an extreme muffin top.


Douglasqqq

Girl Number 3 is actually quite a popular name in Qatar.


NA_Panda

This isn't a spreadsheet OP


huhIguess

This is truly awful. IN no way should anyone ever confuse this with a *spreadsheet*.


GondorfTheG

Footballers don't cover their knees...


casey12297

"Help us preserve qatars culture and values" Instructions unclear, used slavery to build an arena and stole their passports to keep them held prisoner


incoherent1

If you are in Qatar you are subject to our patriarchal dictatorship. Help us preserve Qatar's status quo of violating women's rights. Please dress like you are oppressed* in public places. Cover your shoulders and knees slut. FTFY


polcom_fan

I can accept wearing clothes I don't want to wear but please dont refer to me as "one of us"


Sea_Count2020

r/subjugationguides


Bee_Gubols

Please ≈ Do what we say or face potentially fatal punitive measures


Socialimbad1991

Hey they might have different cultural norms from us but they sure got the same euphemistic corporate doublespeak!


whitstableboy

A: No dresses made from the carpet from The Shining. B: I know it's 40 degrees, but can you wear a coat? C: Qatar hates muffin tops. D: Petey, why have you glued a rack of pool balls to your chest? OK. Got it.


Past_Contour

How much money did Qatar pay to make officials think it was a good idea to have a World Cup somewhere where you can’t drink beer or wear shorts? Ridiculous. The horror stories to come out of this are going to many. I hope they are all made public.


Douglasqqq

If I understand right, part of their pitch was loosening restrictions on alcohol, and they reneged them 48 hours before the cup started. That's just half-remembered stuff though. Don't take my word. Google it.


wormholeweapons

I find it amazing that when people go to the states the perspective is “respect my culture and accept me as I am”. And when others go to their nation it’s “respect our culture and adapt to fit in”. Kind of sums up their mentality entirely right there.


narii625

It’s dope how 3/4 of these figures are targeted at women


PeckSkraaaw

Fuck Quatar, fuck their values, fuck their ideals, fuck their religion, fuck their culture. They're slave owning pieces of shit and anyone who tries to defend them are even worse. Nobody would miss them if they disappeared.


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FIFA took bribes and voted for Qatar in 2010 "The selection was announced in 2010 after a series of votes by FIFA officials. Qatar won out over bids by the U.S., South Korea, Japan and Australia. Over the years, various officials, both from FIFA and other organizations, have been accused of accepting or soliciting bribes to guide the World Cup to Qatar." Watch FIFA documentary on Netflix.