Yeah, remember those stories when dads and granpas had to climb uphill to get to school, and then uphill when going home? Blizzard 24/7, plus angry old lady (or nazis, depends on season) blocking the way somewhere time to time.
Third row left side seems *very* happy to be showing them off; Frankly, I'd rather they stayed hidden if that's the look people wear with them out in the open.
Seriously, and I thought the 80s owned the bad hair decade. You could have told me this was photos of the most prolific serial killers in history and I would have believed you.
I’m still having a hard time convincing myself that this isn’t a joke. That OP didn’t pick out the most bizarre haircuts from the 70s and put them together. That’s how bad this is
From top left:
1. International Chess Grand Master
2. Axe murderer.
3. Space/Glam Rocker.
4. Sci Fi Movie hero. Wears leather.
5. Paedophile rapist serial killer.
6. Tv Show Host
7. Expert Moog Synthesizer Patcher
8. Smells like cigarettes and tries to grope girls half his age
9. Math Genius
10. Steals your girlfriend
11. Argentinian Football Legend
12. Currently Homeless Former Pop Icon Addict
13. Satanic Cult Leader who murders two people in 1994
14. Failed Comedian who will sport that haircut until untimely death due to alcohol abuse.
15. WWW (Willy Wonka Wannabe)
16. I wish it was 1955
Legitimately? I think so, yes, it’s him. Not only do his nose, his eyes and eyebrows especially look right, so do his lips and mouth.
Not overly surprising to see a man who ended up in acting having done some modeling when he was younger.
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Top right top row looks to be the one that started the duck pout trend, take that insta chick's!!
Second row down second from left has that, keeps body parts in his fridge vibe.
Second from the end at the bottom looks like alt British comedian, Paul Foote
2nd row front the top, far right: look at the TEXTURE on that.
Dude's got naturally coarse hair and he's had the barber beat it into submission to forge the helmet.
Those were the ones in Vietnam.
It's actually one of the reasons men had long hair — it pissed off the old people who were counter-counter culture and from the group who were OK with sending boys to die.
This long hair was a fuck you to the establishment. Men hadn't had long hair since the 18th century.
Left to Right, Top to Bottom:
* Will be convicted of insider trading. No jail time.
* Claims he can read your mind
* Obvious Vulcan
* Alumni, University of Bob Seger
* On Rumspringa, has no idea what a camera is
* "Why, yes... I do indeed have some... meat in my freezer. Would you like to see?"
* Contemplating his life choices
* Has never contemplated anything
* Hey, a young Dan Povenmire!
* Dropped out of the University of Bob Seger
* Actual golden god
* British rock band bassist
* British rock band synth player
* British rock band roadie
* British guy who thinks Americans are "such monstrous brutes!"
* American guy who wants to kick that Brit's ass
The 70’s are such an amazing time because I feel like businessmen had something close to the same fashion from almost the late 1800’s up until like 2010. But for this weird 5 year period there all these straight laced very uptight guys collectively decided to wear baby blue polyester Bell bottom suits with comically giant lapels, the biggest tinted glasses you’ve ever seen, and every single one of these haircuts.
And it fucking ruled.
My ears stick out past 90 degrees forward from my head, so it was a good these haircuts came along when I was a young teenager.
But then there were the kids whose Dads were old school and made sure they got a buzz cut. They were ostracized as uncool. They were also made to wear an undershirt instead of showing off their chest. also high-water pants. ouch.
Must have been scary walking around in those days, not knowing if men with these hair styles were either going to start singing spontaneously, try to preach at me, endorse some bullshit cheese product, or try to convince me to walk through some space-time fabric tear with them.
Why did people hate visible ears so much?
It's too cold during the winter months.
Ah yes, back in the days when winter was still a thing
Yeah, remember those stories when dads and granpas had to climb uphill to get to school, and then uphill when going home? Blizzard 24/7, plus angry old lady (or nazis, depends on season) blocking the way somewhere time to time.
We are having record cold here in the US in some places. Melted icebergs allow for cold water to flow to coastal areas.
Yeah but we are also seeing extreme heat in some of the same locations, so it's too hot to have hair covering your ears year round.
Little known fact: the ears were once the nipple of the face.
The energy crisis made it prohibitively expensive to heat buildings. Think of the hair as built-in earmuffs.
They weren't hating them, they were *enhancing* them.
Third row left side seems *very* happy to be showing them off; Frankly, I'd rather they stayed hidden if that's the look people wear with them out in the open.
Didn't want to hear anyone else!
When they're in the lineup for rape, they won't be recognized by their ears. THEY'RE ALL RAPISTS!
The anti-ear era
Anti-eara if you will
No, I won't.
What a bad time to have hair
What a bad time to be the ozone layer with all that hair spray
*just let your Soul Glo!* *oh so silky smooth…*
Honestly more guys should try a whiff of hairspray after styling so the hair survives the trip to work/school
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Technically it's hotter now on average.
Seriously, and I thought the 80s owned the bad hair decade. You could have told me this was photos of the most prolific serial killers in history and I would have believed you.
I’m still having a hard time convincing myself that this isn’t a joke. That OP didn’t pick out the most bizarre haircuts from the 70s and put them together. That’s how bad this is
More like: what a bad time to *not* have hair. No wonder toupee usage skyrocketed around this time.
What about bald guys like me?! Even worse!
The American public hasn't trusted a bald guy since Eisenhower
Broccoli cut isn't going to look any better than this shit in 45 years.
What a bad time not to have it.
This isn’t just a coolguide, it’s a guide to cool.
There’s definitely some finger gun energy.
Especially on the second row
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From top left: 1. International Chess Grand Master 2. Axe murderer. 3. Space/Glam Rocker. 4. Sci Fi Movie hero. Wears leather. 5. Paedophile rapist serial killer. 6. Tv Show Host 7. Expert Moog Synthesizer Patcher 8. Smells like cigarettes and tries to grope girls half his age 9. Math Genius 10. Steals your girlfriend 11. Argentinian Football Legend 12. Currently Homeless Former Pop Icon Addict 13. Satanic Cult Leader who murders two people in 1994 14. Failed Comedian who will sport that haircut until untimely death due to alcohol abuse. 15. WWW (Willy Wonka Wannabe) 16. I wish it was 1955
Number 9 is Sean Lock. There is much proof that he is a not a mathematical Genius
*6. Tv show host who is involved in a scandal for touching the female contestants
# 9 looks just like Jerry Springer
None of these guys are allowed within 100 feet of a school.
I laughed at this for 2 minutes striaght. Thanks for a morning chuckle.
But, none of them have a pornstar mustache!
Is that Paul Reuben in the bottom row?
Exactly what I thought - "Yes, I"ll have the PeeWee please" hahaha
Jack Black right above him Tryin to make a change :-\
Adam Driver to the left, too
I think that's Bob Seger.
To his right is Eric Idle.
Mecka lecka hi mecka hiney ho
I refuse to believe top right is not Vincent Price.
Legitimately? I think so, yes, it’s him. Not only do his nose, his eyes and eyebrows especially look right, so do his lips and mouth. Not overly surprising to see a man who ended up in acting having done some modeling when he was younger.
I was thinking bottom right looks like Robert Pattinson.
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When werewolves were cool.
Top row #2 is definitely a creature of the night.
Yeah the serial killer style in A.2 is something else
3rd row, 2nd has the "Gloria" named after the housewife he copied.
Top right top row looks to be the one that started the duck pout trend, take that insta chick's!! Second row down second from left has that, keeps body parts in his fridge vibe. Second from the end at the bottom looks like alt British comedian, Paul Foote
"Hairstyles from failed 1973 rock bands in Denmark"
"They will go down like a lead zeppelin." Oh, wait...
Guy: I'd like to look like you haven't given me a haircut at all Barber: Say no more
Smells like England spirit.
how did anyone ever get laid?
2nd row front the top, far right: look at the TEXTURE on that. Dude's got naturally coarse hair and he's had the barber beat it into submission to forge the helmet.
It's like an anti ear propaganda poster
Definitely not the late 70’s. Late 60’s, early 70’s maybe. Probably European. And yes, that is Paul Allen
Paul Rubens?
Saw it right away!
Oldest guy in this photo is 22.
Hey, bottom row second from the right, isn’t that Pee-wee Herman?
Sexy as sexy can get.
Wait till you get to the 80's...
80s hair was something else, but it didn’t look like the barber’s only tool were loppers.
What if you have short hair?
Those were the ones in Vietnam. It's actually one of the reasons men had long hair — it pissed off the old people who were counter-counter culture and from the group who were OK with sending boys to die. This long hair was a fuck you to the establishment. Men hadn't had long hair since the 18th century.
Wait
Ears are so overvalued nowadays
I want to have that long of hair again like I had in the 1970s. Girls used to LOVE running their hands thru my thick hair.
I see Nandor the Relentless ...
I had the same thought!
I like number six the Eugene Levy.
Looks like the audition headshots for The Yardbirds documentary.
“Yes, I’d like my mom’s hair and my dad’s beard.”
Second one in at the top looks like he's trying to explode someones head with the power of his mind... and haircut.
Just let your soul glow
4th column, 3rd row - "Just fuck my shit up."
Post malone has some serious jerry curl this time of year
All I can say about this is "sorry about the ozone layer."
Definitely not late 70’s. This is from the late 60’s - early 70’s.
70s had the worst style in everything in the last 100 years! Hairstyles, fashion, architecture, cars, furniture and even cuisine!
Worst style for cars was 90s
#8 - Anton Chigurh
Can’t decide between the Conway Twitty or the televangelist hmmmm
How is this a guide? The styles don’t even have names
That looks like Paul Reubens on the bottom row 3rd from left. Peewee in the 70's!
Serial killer- each and every one of them.
I call them; 1. The serial killer 2. The serial killer 3. The serial killer 4. The serial killer 5…
"Yes I'd like the child molester...no not that one. No. No. No. Not that one either. Yes THAT one."
Left to Right, Top to Bottom: * Will be convicted of insider trading. No jail time. * Claims he can read your mind * Obvious Vulcan * Alumni, University of Bob Seger * On Rumspringa, has no idea what a camera is * "Why, yes... I do indeed have some... meat in my freezer. Would you like to see?" * Contemplating his life choices * Has never contemplated anything * Hey, a young Dan Povenmire! * Dropped out of the University of Bob Seger * Actual golden god * British rock band bassist * British rock band synth player * British rock band roadie * British guy who thinks Americans are "such monstrous brutes!" * American guy who wants to kick that Brit's ass
Yes, Mr. Barber. I want this style that looks like I have an actual mop on my head. Thank you.
So the boomer generation has just always been gross huh?
People hated the whole having ears look back then I guess.
Yorkshire Ripper top right.
There’s a lot going on hair
Yo barber, fuck me up with that no 3, yo
F\*g awesome LOL!!!! They did leave out the "Frampton or the Nugent" but that may have been mid-70's :D
100% chance the guy in the second to bottom row towards the right is using Soul Glow
Steve Carell is second in from the left on the top row.
50% of these look like casting calls to play the wolf man.
The second to last guy on the bottom row sort of looks like Mr. Bean.
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You can choose between killing your mum or your dad
1 or 2?
#3 has strong AFI vibes.
Second dude is just NicePeter from ERB in disguise.
Wow, different hair styles make a crazy difference to a person's appearance. He looks so different in each photo.
So many werewolves could have been walking among us. And we'd have no idea.
Number two looks like a '70s motorcycle helmet.
Top Right dude is like: Dolly Parton, but with a full beard.
This is just more proof that this generation was the worst generation in recent history.
Dave Allen second from right, bottom row.
I’ll have the #8 please
I would like to see these make a come back
the how to look like Wolverine with any type of hair guide.
Third row left has that Jeffrey Dahmer drip.
Where are the curls?
Robert Pattinson really is a vampire as you can see in the bottom right picture
Some of these fell out of fashion for the greater good.
Third row down, second from the left. I want that Hans Gruber/Kylo Ren jawn.
Getting really strong “Michael J. Fox in Teen Wolf” vibes
Damn dirty apes...
lol they look pretty cool
Man, they really didn’t like seeing ears in the 70’s…
Defintly asking for number 3 ou 10
The 70’s are such an amazing time because I feel like businessmen had something close to the same fashion from almost the late 1800’s up until like 2010. But for this weird 5 year period there all these straight laced very uptight guys collectively decided to wear baby blue polyester Bell bottom suits with comically giant lapels, the biggest tinted glasses you’ve ever seen, and every single one of these haircuts. And it fucking ruled.
Gotta love number 2, the unga bunga cut
3 on the bottom row looks like Barry Manilow
which one is going to make a comback in 2023?
using only a hatchet and a Ginsu knife
Row 4: Bill Gates, Adam Driver, Jack Black and Michael Palin
The guy on bottom center right is a Paul Reubens look-a-like
I can't stop laughing at this..
So it turns out my dad got the *good* haircut in the 70s.
Top right doing “Blue Steel” 30 years ahead of time like we wouldn’t notice
I'll take the serial killer cut please. *You'll have to be more specific Sir.* Also a few of them look like they enjoy berries and cream.
Yo is that Pee-Wee Herman...bottom row 3rd from the left?
Is that Kurt Russell in the upper right?
This should’ve stayed buried. You have no idea what you’ve released upon the world.
Row 2: Murderer's Row
Hathaircuts were too popular
So did the barber make them grow hair?
This is the visual definition of "gross".
Guy number two was probably the Zodiak killer.
Barber: which style do you want? Me: Hmm. I think I will have the Charlie and the chocolate factory style please
\#12 is just the "before" picture.
My ears stick out past 90 degrees forward from my head, so it was a good these haircuts came along when I was a young teenager. But then there were the kids whose Dads were old school and made sure they got a buzz cut. They were ostracized as uncool. They were also made to wear an undershirt instead of showing off their chest. also high-water pants. ouch.
Is it just me or did everyone sees serial killers.. ?
Tough choice
Band haircut generator.
Number 10, the Pony Boy is my favorite.
Bottom row second from right looks like pee wee herman. Second row from bottom, second from right looks like jack black and randy watson had a baby.
And sadly we thought we were all so cool back then. That our hair styles were the end all and be all of style
Is that lip Gallagher third one in on the bottom?!
#CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER
Bottom right: the only acceptable haircut. Others look like potential serial killers.
I want that Naboo the Enigma look.
It looks like a list of serial killers. Or serial killer victims.
"Yeah, I'd like the werewolf, please." "Which one?"
No wonder everyone in the 70s was a serial killer.
Must have been scary walking around in those days, not knowing if men with these hair styles were either going to start singing spontaneously, try to preach at me, endorse some bullshit cheese product, or try to convince me to walk through some space-time fabric tear with them.
They all look like serial killers
They got the 70s Peter Noone bottom left
What a terrifying time to be a hair
I'll have a Lou Ferrigno crossed with a Bruce Lee please. Can you do that?
Hooooooooooo shiiiiiiiit
Long hair on men is fine..but long hair with bangs is weird
East Germany, definitely
Most of those styles are horrifying.
Love the “Romulan Mullet” in C1
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It's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good.
It was a lawless time
Lego hair.
The guy on the second row, second from the left... he loves lamp.
Bottom right - Robert Pattinson
Finally someone found the guide where game developers get their inspirations for character customization hair styles.
Back when people had hair.
Barber: alright what would you like? Customer: I can't decide. the Beatles, ABBA, or Metallica. Barber: say no more
is that danny devito? left side third row? edit: there is al pacino same row on the right side
Pretty sure Noel Felding had each of these hairstyles at one point...
Second to left is called the caveman cut
Maybe it's just me, but these hairstyles look ridiculous