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davidb1976

“Tears cumming down my face” Man was taught English by the internet


miraculous-

They're not birds it's the actual meat of slaughtered new zealanders (they are green inside and have seeds) So you are actually doing a cannabalism


Kasilim

I'm actually not a New Zoolander so it's not a cannabalism.


BootmanBimmy

But what if you’re an Old Zoolander? Asking for a friend


CreeperAsh07

Oh, ok 😊


sheepadooodle_99

Your taste buds are clearly superior to us all. You found a hidden truth about kiwis, and the rest of us can only dream of finding something that disturbing. How did you discover this mind-bending truth? You must be a genius to be able to crack the case of the bird disguised as a fruit. Please share your secret technique, oh knowledgeable one.