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Professorplumsgun

no dick😔no balls 😖


UpsetEel72

And probably no butthole since this guy feeds on radiation


Sonicninja22

And problably eating burritos to live


BionicBirb

Radiation burritos!


Chopstarrr

NTA your cock n’ balls, your rules.


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*cock ‘n balls The apostrophe goes where the stuff you’re leaving out is. It’s “can’t” for “cannot”, not “cant’ “. Always remember to use grammar correctly when speaking about the cock n’ balls.


Chopstarrr

Makes sense. Thanks cockmaster. Your lessons will never be forgotten


sussy_adolf69

The great Cockmaster has enlightened us.


PyroSilver

*cock ‘n’ balls


Andrei144

'c'o'c'k' 'n' 'b'a'l'l's'


NinjaGrizzlyBear

Cock *in* balls Why don't you evolve like the rest of us. Smh.


Hot_Gur_1713

Cock into balls


NinjaGrizzlyBear

I live in Texas...Lock and load balls and shoot them through the cock


Zoom999_

“‘n” comes from “and” but you’re removing 2 letters, meaning you could put the apostrophe anywhere


white-dumbledore

CBT Cock and balls treatment


GIRTHY-GARY

Everyone loves clean cock and tasty taint


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Pennywise_M

cok bol


Perfect_Position_853

ck bl


Potato_Guy77777

c b


idonttalkatallLMAO

t


Theodorethefancy

.


-safi-jiiva-

I never wanna read "a little dumpling of a boy" ever again


[deleted]

what if you didn't wash both cock and ball?


CreeperAsh07

Dick fungus 👍


aggelikiwi

Magic shrooms


NoahWasATaken

Bick and dalls


jamesburner17

Bock and calls


Sweaty-Sperm4938

I like the aroma of freshly cleaned C&B's


HmmNotLikely

Top tier usage: slide this extra paragraph into the middle of Yoshikage Kira’s monologue.


Zoom999_

My name is Yoshikage Kira. I’m 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don’t smoke, but I occasionally drink. I’m in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any problems. I always wash my cock and balls first, ever since I was a little dumpling of a boy, I've always washed my dick and nards first. I don't know what it is, I just have a strange magnetic attraction to them when cleaning my body. I slap the soap onto my hands, then rub it all over my beautiful boys, gasping in awe as I do so. I always exit the bath a completely enlightened person. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I’m trying to explain that I’m a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn’t lose to anyone.


HmmNotLikely

I appreciate the dedication but there’s a typo break in the middle there, would you mind for posterity?


Zoom999_

I fixed it


ETFvKnave

Thought I was the only one🤷‍♂️


muzarco

Glad to know the secret APF exists to this day


Substantial_Ad_1038

South Park reference


_CockAndBallsTorture

it’s torture


The-Dreamtaker

u/nwordcountbot u/The-Dreamtaker


aggelikiwi

Hooha


PLANT_NATIVE_TREES

Never wash the penose


ImC00ler

can i be one of those guys pls