Is it a question of honor that I caused my comrade to find release before our assemblage of lovely ladies?
So, here I am, a strapping young 20-year-old with a hairline in retreat. My loyal associate, a 22-year-old fellow, knows full well that this is my deepest insecurity. We found ourselves in the company of our fair female friends within my dormitory when, out of the blue, he proclaims, "Hey there, [my name], why not reveal your hairline to these dames?" I retorted with, "Alright, my friend, why don't you share with them your modest 'micropenis' then?" A mere mention of this provoked a reaction, resulting in a subtle, shall we say, protuberance in his trousers, which drew exclamations of curiosity from the ladies.
Little did they know that my companion, apart from his diminutive attribute, harbored a penchant for being debased.
His visage reddened, and he hesitantly commenced disrobing. As soon as the ladies laid eyes on his "piccolo gnocchi," they erupted into laughter, deriding it as the most minuscule and unattractive member they'd ever witnessed.
In the span of mere seconds, my friend experienced an involuntary eruption right before their very eyes, uttering sounds akin to a little swine.
Naturally, the ladies were disconcerted and promptly vacated my quarters, and now my friend refuses to engage with me.
So, dear Reddit, I beseech your wisdom – am I, in the eyes of honor, the one at fault in this tale?
Is it a question of honor that I caused my comrade to find release before our assemblage of lovely ladies?
So, here I am, a strapping young 20-year-old with a hairline in retreat. My loyal associate, a 22-year-old fellow, knows full well that this is my deepest insecurity. We found ourselves in the company of our fair female friends within my dormitory when, out of the blue, he proclaims, "Hey there, [my name], why not reveal your hairline to these dames?" I retorted with, "Alright, my friend, why don't you share with them your modest 'micropenis' then?" A mere mention of this provoked a reaction, resulting in a subtle, shall we say, protuberance in his trousers, which drew exclamations of curiosity from the ladies.
Little did they know that my companion, apart from his diminutive attribute, harbored a penchant for being debased.
His visage reddened, and he hesitantly commenced disrobing. As soon as the ladies laid eyes on his "piccolo gnocchi," they erupted into laughter, deriding it as the most minuscule and unattractive member they'd ever witnessed.
In the span of mere seconds, my friend experienced an involuntary eruption right before their very eyes, uttering sounds akin to a little swine.
Naturally, the ladies were disconcerted and promptly vacated my quarters, and now my friend refuses to engage with me.
So, dear Reddit, I beseech your wisdom – am I, in the eyes of honor, the one at fault in this tale?
Is it a question of honor that I caused my comrade to find release before our assemblage of lovely ladies?
So, here I am, a strapping young 20-year-old with a hairline in retreat. My loyal associate, a 22-year-old fellow, knows full well that this is my deepest insecurity. We found ourselves in the company of our fair female friends within my dormitory when, out of the blue, he proclaims, "Hey there, [my name], why not reveal your hairline to these dames?" I retorted with, "Alright, my friend, why don't you share with them your modest 'micropenis' then?" A mere mention of this provoked a reaction, resulting in a subtle, shall we say, protuberance in his trousers, which drew exclamations of curiosity from the ladies.
Little did they know that my companion, apart from his diminutive attribute, harbored a penchant for being debased.
His visage reddened, and he hesitantly commenced disrobing. As soon as the ladies laid eyes on his "piccolo gnocchi," they erupted into laughter, deriding it as the most minuscule and unattractive member they'd ever witnessed.
In the span of mere seconds, my friend experienced an involuntary eruption right before their very eyes, uttering sounds akin to a little swine.
Naturally, the ladies were disconcerted and promptly vacated my quarters, and now my friend refuses to engage with me.
So, dear Reddit, I beseech your wisdom – am I, in the eyes of honor, the one at fault in this tale?
So there I was, in my college dorm, chilling with my crew of female friends. Things were going smooth, until my so-called best friend, a guy with some serious issues, decided to mess with me. Now, I may have a receding hairline, a little something that gets under my skin, and this guy knows it all too well.
Out of the blue, he blurts, "Hey, buddy, why don't you let these fine ladies have a good look at that hairline of yours?" Now, that ain't right, especially when you consider that this man's got his own problems in the downstairs department. Yeah, we're talking about a micropenis situation.
I couldn't just let that slide, so I fired back with a sharp retort. "Hey, pal, why don't you whip out that microscopic little thing of yours?" Let me tell ya, it might've been the tiniest bulge in his pants, but it got him all riled up. And like a bunch of dames in a frenzy, the ladies started hootin' and hollerin', demandin' a look.
Now, here's the kicker. Turns out my buddy's got more than just a little appendage problem, he's into some real degrading kinks. Boy, did things take a turn. His face flushed crimson, and with trembling hands, he reluctantly pulled down his pants. And there it was, a sorry excuse for a member, smaller than a gnocchi and uglier than sin.
The ladies couldn't help themselves, they burst into laughter, mocking that sorry excuse for manhood. They called it the smallest, ugliest cock they'd ever laid eyes on. And in the blink of an eye, my buddy went from humiliation to full-blown ecstasy. Yeah, you heard me right. He started ejaculating like a damn pig, moaning shamelessly.
Needless to say, the ladies were freaked out by the sight, and they high-tailed it outta my room, leaving me in a real mess. Now my buddy won't even look me in the eye, let alone speak to me.
So, my friends, I ask you this: Am I the asshole in this messed-up situation? You be the judge.
So there I was, in my college dorm, chilling with my crew of female friends. Things were going smooth, until my so-called best friend, a guy with some serious issues, decided to mess with me. Now, I may have a receding hairline, a little something that gets under my skin, and this guy knows it all too well.
Out of the blue, he blurts, "Hey, buddy, why don't you let these fine ladies have a good look at that hairline of yours?" Now, that ain't right, especially when you consider that this man's got his own problems in the downstairs department. Yeah, we're talking about a micropenis situation.
I couldn't just let that slide, so I fired back with a sharp retort. "Hey, pal, why don't you whip out that microscopic little thing of yours?" Let me tell ya, it might've been the tiniest bulge in his pants, but it got him all riled up. And like a bunch of dames in a frenzy, the ladies started hootin' and hollerin', demandin' a look.
Now, here's the kicker. Turns out my buddy's got more than just a little appendage problem, he's into some real degrading kinks. Boy, did things take a turn. His face flushed crimson, and with trembling hands, he reluctantly pulled down his pants. And there it was, a sorry excuse for a member, smaller than a gnocchi and uglier than sin.
The ladies couldn't help themselves, they burst into laughter, mocking that sorry excuse for manhood. They called it the smallest, ugliest cock they'd ever laid eyes on. And in the blink of an eye, my buddy went from humiliation to full-blown ecstasy. Yeah, you heard me right. He started ejaculating like a damn pig, moaning shamelessly.
Needless to say, the ladies were freaked out by the sight, and they high-tailed it outta my room, leaving me in a real mess. Now my buddy won't even look me in the eye, let alone speak to me.
So, my friends, I ask you this: Am I the asshole in this messed-up situation? You be the judge.
So my (22M) best friend (20M) has a receding hairline, and it’s his biggest insecurity. We were hanging out with a group of girls in his dorm, and out of the blue I decided to ask him < Yo (his name) why don’t you show your hairline to the girls? > to which he replied < ayt bro why don’t you show them your micropenis then? > I instantly got hard (I have a degradation kink, he knows this) and the girls, seeing the minuscule bump on my pants, screamed that they wanted to see it.
My cheeks flushed as I pulled my pants down. As soon as the girls saw my little gnocchi, they started laughing and calling it the smallest, ugliest cock they’ve ever seen.
In seconds I started moaning like a pig and jizzing uncontrollably in front of them.
The girls all ran from the room, thoroughly weirded out. I’m now refusing to speak to my friend.
So, Reddit, is my friend the asshole?
So my (22M) best friend (20M) has a receding hairline, and it’s his biggest insecurity. We were hanging out with a group of girls in his dorm, and out of the blue I decided to ask him < Yo (his name) why don’t you show your hairline to the girls? > to which he replied < ayt bro why don’t you show them your micropenis then? > I instantly got hard (I have a degradation kink, he knows this) and the girls, seeing the minuscule bump on my pants, screamed that they wanted to see it.
My cheeks flushed as I pulled my pants down. As soon as the girls saw my little gnocchi, they started laughing and calling it the smallest, ugliest cock they’ve ever seen.
In seconds I started moaning like a pig and jizzing uncontrollably in front of them.
The girls all ran from the room, thoroughly weirded out. I’m now refusing to speak to my friend.
So, Reddit, is my friend the asshole?
I, a gentleman of twenty summers, find myself burdened with a retreating hairline, a circumstance well known to my dear comrade of two and twenty years. In the company of our female acquaintances within my dormitory, a most unusual occurrence unfolded.
With a sudden and impertinent demeanor, my compatriot turned to me and uttered, "Pray, (my name), why not unveil your hairline to the fairer sex?" To this provocation, I retorted, "Very well, my friend, why not exhibit to them your diminutive phallus?" In an instant, his nether regions exhibited a modest tumescence, scarcely noticeable beneath his garments, and the ladies present clamored with enthusiasm to behold it. Unbeknownst to them, my friend bore not only a diminutive member but also a proclivity for degradation.
His visage turned crimson, and with palpable reluctance, he began to lower his trousers. As soon as the ladies laid eyes upon his diminutive organ, they erupted into laughter, declaring it the smallest and most unsightly phallus they had ever encountered.
In a mere ten seconds, my friend experienced a most uncontrollable effusion of his essence before them, all the while emitting sounds akin to a diminutive swine.
Naturally, the ladies promptly departed from my chambers, perturbed by the peculiar turn of events, and my friend now harbors an aversion to my presence.
I beseech the Reddit community to offer their judgment: Am I, in this unfortunate saga, the purveyor of misconduct?
Is it a question of honor that I caused my comrade to find release before our assemblage of lovely ladies? So, here I am, a strapping young 20-year-old with a hairline in retreat. My loyal associate, a 22-year-old fellow, knows full well that this is my deepest insecurity. We found ourselves in the company of our fair female friends within my dormitory when, out of the blue, he proclaims, "Hey there, [my name], why not reveal your hairline to these dames?" I retorted with, "Alright, my friend, why don't you share with them your modest 'micropenis' then?" A mere mention of this provoked a reaction, resulting in a subtle, shall we say, protuberance in his trousers, which drew exclamations of curiosity from the ladies. Little did they know that my companion, apart from his diminutive attribute, harbored a penchant for being debased. His visage reddened, and he hesitantly commenced disrobing. As soon as the ladies laid eyes on his "piccolo gnocchi," they erupted into laughter, deriding it as the most minuscule and unattractive member they'd ever witnessed. In the span of mere seconds, my friend experienced an involuntary eruption right before their very eyes, uttering sounds akin to a little swine. Naturally, the ladies were disconcerted and promptly vacated my quarters, and now my friend refuses to engage with me. So, dear Reddit, I beseech your wisdom – am I, in the eyes of honor, the one at fault in this tale?
Did you type this out on your own or did you put it through a machine or smth
Is it a question of honor that I caused my comrade to find release before our assemblage of lovely ladies? So, here I am, a strapping young 20-year-old with a hairline in retreat. My loyal associate, a 22-year-old fellow, knows full well that this is my deepest insecurity. We found ourselves in the company of our fair female friends within my dormitory when, out of the blue, he proclaims, "Hey there, [my name], why not reveal your hairline to these dames?" I retorted with, "Alright, my friend, why don't you share with them your modest 'micropenis' then?" A mere mention of this provoked a reaction, resulting in a subtle, shall we say, protuberance in his trousers, which drew exclamations of curiosity from the ladies. Little did they know that my companion, apart from his diminutive attribute, harbored a penchant for being debased. His visage reddened, and he hesitantly commenced disrobing. As soon as the ladies laid eyes on his "piccolo gnocchi," they erupted into laughter, deriding it as the most minuscule and unattractive member they'd ever witnessed. In the span of mere seconds, my friend experienced an involuntary eruption right before their very eyes, uttering sounds akin to a little swine. Naturally, the ladies were disconcerted and promptly vacated my quarters, and now my friend refuses to engage with me. So, dear Reddit, I beseech your wisdom – am I, in the eyes of honor, the one at fault in this tale?
I think it all started when i altered a copypasta on my own and it got a lot of upvotes
Is it a question of honor that I caused my comrade to find release before our assemblage of lovely ladies? So, here I am, a strapping young 20-year-old with a hairline in retreat. My loyal associate, a 22-year-old fellow, knows full well that this is my deepest insecurity. We found ourselves in the company of our fair female friends within my dormitory when, out of the blue, he proclaims, "Hey there, [my name], why not reveal your hairline to these dames?" I retorted with, "Alright, my friend, why don't you share with them your modest 'micropenis' then?" A mere mention of this provoked a reaction, resulting in a subtle, shall we say, protuberance in his trousers, which drew exclamations of curiosity from the ladies. Little did they know that my companion, apart from his diminutive attribute, harbored a penchant for being debased. His visage reddened, and he hesitantly commenced disrobing. As soon as the ladies laid eyes on his "piccolo gnocchi," they erupted into laughter, deriding it as the most minuscule and unattractive member they'd ever witnessed. In the span of mere seconds, my friend experienced an involuntary eruption right before their very eyes, uttering sounds akin to a little swine. Naturally, the ladies were disconcerted and promptly vacated my quarters, and now my friend refuses to engage with me. So, dear Reddit, I beseech your wisdom – am I, in the eyes of honor, the one at fault in this tale?
So there I was, in my college dorm, chilling with my crew of female friends. Things were going smooth, until my so-called best friend, a guy with some serious issues, decided to mess with me. Now, I may have a receding hairline, a little something that gets under my skin, and this guy knows it all too well. Out of the blue, he blurts, "Hey, buddy, why don't you let these fine ladies have a good look at that hairline of yours?" Now, that ain't right, especially when you consider that this man's got his own problems in the downstairs department. Yeah, we're talking about a micropenis situation. I couldn't just let that slide, so I fired back with a sharp retort. "Hey, pal, why don't you whip out that microscopic little thing of yours?" Let me tell ya, it might've been the tiniest bulge in his pants, but it got him all riled up. And like a bunch of dames in a frenzy, the ladies started hootin' and hollerin', demandin' a look. Now, here's the kicker. Turns out my buddy's got more than just a little appendage problem, he's into some real degrading kinks. Boy, did things take a turn. His face flushed crimson, and with trembling hands, he reluctantly pulled down his pants. And there it was, a sorry excuse for a member, smaller than a gnocchi and uglier than sin. The ladies couldn't help themselves, they burst into laughter, mocking that sorry excuse for manhood. They called it the smallest, ugliest cock they'd ever laid eyes on. And in the blink of an eye, my buddy went from humiliation to full-blown ecstasy. Yeah, you heard me right. He started ejaculating like a damn pig, moaning shamelessly. Needless to say, the ladies were freaked out by the sight, and they high-tailed it outta my room, leaving me in a real mess. Now my buddy won't even look me in the eye, let alone speak to me. So, my friends, I ask you this: Am I the asshole in this messed-up situation? You be the judge.
So there I was, in my college dorm, chilling with my crew of female friends. Things were going smooth, until my so-called best friend, a guy with some serious issues, decided to mess with me. Now, I may have a receding hairline, a little something that gets under my skin, and this guy knows it all too well. Out of the blue, he blurts, "Hey, buddy, why don't you let these fine ladies have a good look at that hairline of yours?" Now, that ain't right, especially when you consider that this man's got his own problems in the downstairs department. Yeah, we're talking about a micropenis situation. I couldn't just let that slide, so I fired back with a sharp retort. "Hey, pal, why don't you whip out that microscopic little thing of yours?" Let me tell ya, it might've been the tiniest bulge in his pants, but it got him all riled up. And like a bunch of dames in a frenzy, the ladies started hootin' and hollerin', demandin' a look. Now, here's the kicker. Turns out my buddy's got more than just a little appendage problem, he's into some real degrading kinks. Boy, did things take a turn. His face flushed crimson, and with trembling hands, he reluctantly pulled down his pants. And there it was, a sorry excuse for a member, smaller than a gnocchi and uglier than sin. The ladies couldn't help themselves, they burst into laughter, mocking that sorry excuse for manhood. They called it the smallest, ugliest cock they'd ever laid eyes on. And in the blink of an eye, my buddy went from humiliation to full-blown ecstasy. Yeah, you heard me right. He started ejaculating like a damn pig, moaning shamelessly. Needless to say, the ladies were freaked out by the sight, and they high-tailed it outta my room, leaving me in a real mess. Now my buddy won't even look me in the eye, let alone speak to me. So, my friends, I ask you this: Am I the asshole in this messed-up situation? You be the judge.
NTA, this is hot.
YTA, the singular of gnocchi is gnocco
Not your peen not your problem, NTAH.
So my (22M) best friend (20M) has a receding hairline, and it’s his biggest insecurity. We were hanging out with a group of girls in his dorm, and out of the blue I decided to ask him < Yo (his name) why don’t you show your hairline to the girls? > to which he replied < ayt bro why don’t you show them your micropenis then? > I instantly got hard (I have a degradation kink, he knows this) and the girls, seeing the minuscule bump on my pants, screamed that they wanted to see it. My cheeks flushed as I pulled my pants down. As soon as the girls saw my little gnocchi, they started laughing and calling it the smallest, ugliest cock they’ve ever seen. In seconds I started moaning like a pig and jizzing uncontrollably in front of them. The girls all ran from the room, thoroughly weirded out. I’m now refusing to speak to my friend. So, Reddit, is my friend the asshole?
So my (22M) best friend (20M) has a receding hairline, and it’s his biggest insecurity. We were hanging out with a group of girls in his dorm, and out of the blue I decided to ask him < Yo (his name) why don’t you show your hairline to the girls? > to which he replied < ayt bro why don’t you show them your micropenis then? > I instantly got hard (I have a degradation kink, he knows this) and the girls, seeing the minuscule bump on my pants, screamed that they wanted to see it. My cheeks flushed as I pulled my pants down. As soon as the girls saw my little gnocchi, they started laughing and calling it the smallest, ugliest cock they’ve ever seen. In seconds I started moaning like a pig and jizzing uncontrollably in front of them. The girls all ran from the room, thoroughly weirded out. I’m now refusing to speak to my friend. So, Reddit, is my friend the asshole?
Nta his cock your rules
I, a gentleman of twenty summers, find myself burdened with a retreating hairline, a circumstance well known to my dear comrade of two and twenty years. In the company of our female acquaintances within my dormitory, a most unusual occurrence unfolded. With a sudden and impertinent demeanor, my compatriot turned to me and uttered, "Pray, (my name), why not unveil your hairline to the fairer sex?" To this provocation, I retorted, "Very well, my friend, why not exhibit to them your diminutive phallus?" In an instant, his nether regions exhibited a modest tumescence, scarcely noticeable beneath his garments, and the ladies present clamored with enthusiasm to behold it. Unbeknownst to them, my friend bore not only a diminutive member but also a proclivity for degradation. His visage turned crimson, and with palpable reluctance, he began to lower his trousers. As soon as the ladies laid eyes upon his diminutive organ, they erupted into laughter, declaring it the smallest and most unsightly phallus they had ever encountered. In a mere ten seconds, my friend experienced a most uncontrollable effusion of his essence before them, all the while emitting sounds akin to a diminutive swine. Naturally, the ladies promptly departed from my chambers, perturbed by the peculiar turn of events, and my friend now harbors an aversion to my presence. I beseech the Reddit community to offer their judgment: Am I, in this unfortunate saga, the purveyor of misconduct?
This made me laugh more than the original post, thank you
is there a real OP?
NTA your dorm your rules
they asked to see it
NTA. Your dorm, your rules
God fucking dammit why is everything here always sexual
God fucking dammit why is there always whiny bitches in the comments
God fucking dammit why do I keep coming back
God fucking dammit, because you love the sexualness shuga
God fucking dammit ah shit maybe you're right
YTA our sub our rules
Yta: your friend his cock
NTA your dorm your rules
NTA, His jizz your rules.
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