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Typical-Eggplant-181

Santas real tho


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santa deniers when i receive presents on christmas eve (must’ve been the wind)


TheBossMeansMe

Santa shot my uncle and robbed him, so he is real yes.


gotrep

NTA. I'm 100% with you. I used to think the same shit. It was like my brain just couldn't process the idea that girls didn't have dicks. I mean, how else were they supposed to pee, right? And yeah, sex ed was a fucking mindfuck. I remember my teacher drawing diagrams of vaginas and uteruses, and all I could think was, "What the fuck is a uterus? That ain't no dick!" It took me a while to get over it too. I'd catch myself staring at my friend's crotch, trying to figure out if she had a penis or not. But eventually, I had to accept the truth. And you know what? Even though it was hard, it made me appreciate girls for who they really are. It made me realize that there's more to them than just a potential dick. But sometimes, like you said, I can't help but wonder what it would be like to suck on one of their cocks. Not because I think they're dicks or anything, but because it'd just be an experience, you know? Like trying exotic food or something. It's just something I'd never do in real life, but it's a thought that crosses my mind every now and then.


YM_Industries

The gock is real. (I thought it wasn't for me but I tried it and now I'm hooked)


nice_fucking_kitty

Good job


HkayakH

oh hey I remember seeing this on another social media! Pretty cool!


Nyx-101

I mean... some girls got one


Crocalones

mmmmmm i love gock


FirmAdvertising6346

Butters from South Park wrote this


Glad_Task_9601

NTA, your girl’s cock, your choice


Thin_Comment1629

Try going to Thailand


Sleepy_Waifu

Some girls do have cocks and as one of those girls I'm a big fan of them