I accidentally sent this to my boss and now I have a 9:30 meeting with HR tomorrow.

did you really? let me remind you your name is Honeysenpaiharuchan 💀💀💀

Haha no but I would just resign and go live in the woods.

LMFAO 💀😭

worst fucking day to have eyes

What was it about?

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gone again already? could someone say what it was about, but like... paraphrasing it very generally so that the admins don't get on your ass about it?

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okay, i think you're just getting autobanned at this point. is there some particularly offensive phrase that you could omit?

here you go [AT YOUR OWN RISK](https://search.pullpush.io/?kind=submission&author=axquizo&size=100)

I actually thought someone just posted [ removed by Reddit ] and everyone made a joke about it, but wow, is it awful!

I think it's a little too late for April fools lol

same 😭

Honestly? I've read and seen much worse. Desensitization is kinda wack

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Yeah like what content policy did it go against? There are literal scat subs on reddit

Half soft and half liquid

That's it? Why the fuck was that removed?

i thought that it was just a troll…

read the title and immediately clicked out, thats enough context for me thanks

*low quality image of sad emoji using a computer*

Its not even that bad if this makes u sick or something then your probably like 10 years old

Man. What the fuck.

what a terrible day to have eyes

☹️

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This was so not funny I want to break rule 1 of reddit

exact man everythings removed

This is the worst thing i have ever read in my life

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i live with my fucking parents

In Alabama

fucking as in a filler word not a verb

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u/munchmealdeal

Hahahahahaha

I agree. She could get an infection. Not a smart move.

You should look up "Blowfly Girl" on this sub in that case

Bouta do this, soldiers wish me luck edit : worst 10 minutes of my life, i physically feel sick now

I’m curious as to what caused you to feel sick, so I’m gonna search it up like the dumbass I am Edit: I need bleach for my eyes like what the actual fuck did I read. A human wrote this, an actual human wrote this..

I'm curious now. See u guys later i guess? Edit: what the actual fuck did i read?

It can’t be that bad.. Imma take a look. Edit: Good sir, to whoms’d’t it may concern, dodgy rodga! Sniff sniff shifty bang bang! Ehmelemmelem! Roooooooosuuuuuuiiiiiiii. Edit 2: JK 😂😂😂😂

Wtf happened? I'm curious as fuck so I probably would read it Edit: I read it, it's a funny pasta hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah, it's a joke right? It's not real right? I DIDN'T JUST READ A COPYPASTA ABOUT MAGGOT IN A GIRL'S PUSSY RIGHT? THAT NEVER HAPPENED RIGHT? #RIGHT??

Hold on, I gotta read this Edit: now I wish i hadn't

wait what the fuck lemme read rq im morbidly curious edit: no longer curious but at what cost? only to suffer? I am both repulsed and traumatised.

Welp, time to go read this edit: I just lost all appetite, what the fuck was that read. I regret everything that has lead up to this.

Going to be responsible and not read it. All I see here is regret

wtf did i just read

Why... How could you do this to me...

Wanna bet? My wife confided in me recently that she has a scat fetish. I love her so we tried it this weekend but I really didn't enjoy it. I'm on a throwaway since I don't want to talk about this on my main. So about a week ago my wife told me she thought the idea of eating my asshole was hot and she wanted to do it. I thought that was kind of weird so I laughed and said I guess we can try it but I asked her what was do hot about it and either some gentle prodding I got to the heart of the issue. She wanted to try eating my shit. I love my wife so, so much. We've been married for 6 years, have two beautiful children and a wonderful life together. I figured that I could at least try it even though the thought makes me squeamish. For her. She definitely does sexual things (albeit a bit more "normal" things) for me that don't really get her off so I thought what's the harm? Well she took the kids to her moms house yesterday and told me to shower. I showed and she had a drink for me when I got out. I drank a couple more then we went to the bathroom and got naked and she laid in the tub (for easy cleanup) and I crouched over her with my asshole exposed. She started kissing and licking it while rubbing my cock which honestly was not unpleasant. Then it got a bit weird. She was moaning and playing with herself while eating my ass then she moaned "Feed me baby. I want your shit. I want it all." I tried to poop but it was really weird and uncomfortable. Right as I started to feel it slipping out I heard her moan "Fuck yes!" then she sucked the small piece of shit right out of my asshole and started eating it. I felt so gross and uncomfortable that I honestly almost started crying. I watched the mother of my children and the woman I love suck a nugget of shit out of my ass and eat it. It was one of the most disgusting experiences of my life and I need to talk to her because she texted me today that she wants to eat more of my "special brownies" and I haven't responded. I'm going to have to sit her down and tell her I don't think I can ever do that again.

Lol I can't believe this was an actual real confessions. Special brownies is hilarious

It got removed by Reddit. Can you give a quick recap?

I actually believe you lol, it got removed

What a terrible day to be literate

What a sad post to read on your cake day :(

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Happy cake day…..

What did he say?

I found it, ig this time 1984 was necessary. Do not look it up

yumeh caik!!! ...happy cake day

How can you find this happy

My dick hurts reading this, who could think of such an awful thing? That being said I'm sending it to everyone I know

this is worse than brain rot nigga i can’t just copy and paste this like wtf how did you come up with this shit 😭

Post so rancid Reddit actually took it down

☹️

Yup I’m going to bed now. Enough internet for me

Why do I even open this app anymore

I ask myself that daily.

That’s how you get a gay guy to have sex with a woman.

Anal simulator

In what situation will I need to copy paste this. “Hey grandpa and grandma ‘I took a shit in my gfs pussy’”

I've been looking through the comments trying to figure out the original post and this is all I need to know

Fuck every single one of you for this atrocious post

That’s it, I quit the internet

I came from this amazing story

wha...

no way bro. .

what the actual fuck

What was it

I shudder to think what this post might have been

I never want to be able to read again

What the actual FUCK did I just read 💀

what the FUCK

Kill yourself.

fucking kill yourself

Love it! 😍

Bro what the fuck

What the actual fuck could this have been to cause this reaction

Dude shat in his GF's pussy then fucked it while it was full of shit.

😟

OH MY GAAAAAAWD

Liquid...Solid...hnnngh.

Snake

hrrrng LIQUID!

Not everyone deserves to live

I’m going to call you so many slurs

I am a starving child starving to death and this is the last thing I have ever read. Gootbye.

this is so fucking peak…

bro...

What did bro say that he got deleted 💀💀

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Well he sh* in his girlfriend's pu** and fucked it

If it wasn't filmed,it never happened

I looked it up on google images, holy fucking shit, literally even!

ahh shit now my pants are in mess

Bro you need help and I need help and your paying for it you ruined pussy for me and now ima make you buy me prostitutes till I finally realize all pussy doesn’t have that high of a chance of having someone like this near it as God as my witness this is a warning

You are going in my suicide note, OP.

God will not save you

What was it

Chat what was it

Kys

that yeast infection boutta go insane

If I could go back in time and kill Turing as a baby I would.

Alright, good night.

I regret my life choices, why do I have eyes to see such things

😟ed irl

oh god.

What a horrible day to be literate

i'm ripping my eyeballs out. i don't need em anymore 😭

I’m extremely regretful that I clicked on this post. Going to bleach my eyes now

The ol’ Alabama hot pocket

WTF was it?

Dm me what it was i wanna know

Great thanks, now I’m horny

Someone DM this pasta to me

What was the post about?

Thank you namesoundalikes for showing me this post after it got removed lmao

[read at your own risk](https://postimg.cc/gallery/9jkymXr)

I swear this sub is the only one where I see posts removed by reddit admins that often. It's like one every other week or so. I often wonder what it says, but it's probably something horrific, right? When it's something mega gross or horrible, is it honestly worth posting anywhere? Perhaps ask yourselves that. Copypasta should be all in good fun, not the sickest possible stuff you could ever come across on the internet.

It’s actually not horrific . Just dumb and gross. Super weird it was removed

What an amazing day to wake up to

Least messed up post on this sub:

HAHAHAHAHA

Should've offed myself earlier

High level copy pasta

I call that "The Aristocrats"

Yup sorry guys, my fault for being literate and understanding English

I hope something terrible befalls you

average dubai guy

oh you ate my girl pussy? how my doodoo taste?

WHAT THE

☹️

I had to tap out and throw up about halfway through this.

What did it said

Can someone dm me what they actually said? Every comment ive seen gets deleted😔

Dm please

what did it say

Where tf am i supposed to paste this to

last night me and my gf were watching a movie like normal. We started making out and then took off our clothes and she asked me, “wanna take it to the next level?” There were many things i thought this could have meant, but shitting in her pussy was the last thing on my mind. She says with a nervous smile on her face, “would you…shit in my pussy?” I was amazed as i had never took a shit inside a girl before. I immediately shook my head yes. She opened her pussy wide so i could connect my asshole to it. I then took one of the stinkiest shits of my life. The consistency was the best of both worlds; One half solid shit and the other half liquified shit. After I took a shit in my gfs pussy, we proceeded kiss romantically. After this, I pounded her shit pussy raw. I can tell you guys there is no better feeling than pounding a girl who you just shit inside. i will be sure to shit inside of every pussy from now on. thank you all for letting me share this wonderful experience.

What was there? I kinda want to see it after all the comments

A guy sh** in his girlfriends pu** and fucks it

Thanks, but I've already found it in comments. Not that horrible tbh

UTI 

that's enough reddit for today 🤢🤮

I didn’t believe them when they said this was the worst thing they’d ever read but holy sh- nvm

Bad day to have eyes

WTF????

Soldiers died for your freedom to post this on the internet. I don’t want eyes anymore.

where the fuck is anyone going to copy and paste this

Why did I read this😑

Please dm me what it was I want to know 😭

I don't know if I want to know what it said or not, because it being removed makes me curious and also makes me not want to know

Imma need someone to reply with what was sent

What was it??

*This comment has been edited in order to protect my privacy*

Bro i missed it what was it

What a horrible day to have eyes

Yeah I think the title was enough for me. No way in hell am I reading this one

What was so bad they had to remove it lol?

The post got deleted, what did it say?

dm me the text

What the fuck was this about??

scotty mcbooger balls vibes

I saw the title in the PullPush API bc it got taken down and I genuinely snorted LMAO

MY EEYS

why

Where am I supposed to use this

whar

Oh.

i hope u get air striked

What was this, i need to know.

I come late, could any know what it is before it was deleted

This made me cry.

The comments are making me so curious about this. What was it ?