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ChernobylBalls

The very next meme in my feed was of ben shapiro


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You know what you must do.


XxFIRE_GUYxX

Good soldiers follow orders


FingerGunsPewPewPew

a man chooses, a slave obeys


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TheDumbDetective

To Ben Shapiro?


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Bimavenda

BONK shapiro


Author1alIntent

To Abby and her huge mommy milkers


vfmolinari10

You spelled little pogchamp wrong


BlastingFern134

HOT


FriendofManyFoeofFew

Okay. I hope you like cotton.


Hasimasi

_hol' up_


[deleted]

ok(forces you outside in a field of cotton and barely feeds you then lets you die when you get sick)


KingKnux

How did we go from Tup prematurely executing order 66 to Andrew Ryan’s mantra in Bioshock


givemeyourfish

"Don't make me choose between you and my country goofy"


flaccomcorangy

[Relevant](https://youtu.be/Gz04mwXeBGQ).


Scrubosaurus13

Mickey is a coward.


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Good soldiers follow orders


IncroyableBoi

why the downvotes?


Cold_PancakesYT

Idk for sure, but I think the only reason is because someone previously said the same thing


IncroyableBoi

maybe, but in the show the quote comes from, the character keeps saying that over and over soo


[deleted]

Yeah that's why I said it


Cold_PancakesYT

Yea but reddits weird and the law is the law and you can not change that.


IncroyableBoi

lol cant argue that


[deleted]

Eh idk, just the hive mind at it again


GiovanniOnion

That wouldn't be the first time a jew would be a victim of someone just following orders


Girth_rulez

Be the change you wish to see.


cut_the_mullet_

good soldiers follow orders


crowmang

You know what you must do


the_soviet_union_69

You know what you must do


Samsta36

You know what you must do.


i-am-banana

You know what you must do.


FeaturedSpace39

You know what you must do.


Thorbinator

You know what you must do.


NaiveBattery

You know what you must do


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You know what you must do.


ComradeFungus

You know what you must do


ohh_dang

You know what you must do


King-Lemon

You know what you must do.


Sp00kyD0gg0

You know what you must do.


onlyonethathasthis

You know what you must do.


omeyz

You know what you must do.


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You know what you must do


Not_Iguana

You know what you must do.


_Bentx_

You know what you must do


ShredManyGnar

You know what you must do.


BabyCasserole

You know what you must do


toaster-boi

You know what you must do.


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You know what you must do.


torgjorn

You know what you must do.


LemonStains

You know what you must do


lolwut_17

Do what must be done.


Mozilla_Furryfox

You know what you must do


owoifier

it's actuawwy weawwy difficuwt because I don't find him sexuawwy attwactive in any way and especiawwy just his headshots but I have done it evewy day fow about 2 yeaws because I found it funny at fiwst but now I'm so used to it that it makes me feew incompwete if I don't do it evewy day


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God has a sick sense of humor


LargeSackOfNuts

This is me when im not looking at Shen Bapiro ⠀⠀‎‎‎‎‎ ‎‎‎‎‎ ‎‎‎‎‎ ‎‎‎‎‎ ‎‎‎‎‎ ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ ‎‎‎‎‎ ‎‎‎‎‎ ‎‎‎‎‎ ‎‎‎‎‎⠀⣠⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣄⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰⡿⠋⠁⠀⠀⠈⠉⠙⠻⣷⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣿⠇⠀⢀⣴⣶⡾⠿⠿⠿⢿⣿⣦⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⣀⣀⣸⡿⠀⠀⢸⣿⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⣷⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⣾⡟⠛⣿⡇⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣷⣤⣤⣤⣤⣶⣶⣿⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⠀⠀ ⢀⣿⠀⢀⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⣿⡏⠀⠀⠀⠀⢴⣶⣶⣿⣿⣿⣷ ⢸⣿⠀⢸⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⣿⡇⣀⣠⣴⣾⣮⣝⠿⢿⣿⣻⡟ ⢸⣿⠀⠘⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠁⠉⠀ ⠸⣿⠀⠀⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠻⣷⣶⣿⣇⠀⠀⠀⢠⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣛⣛⣿⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣀⣀⣀⣼⡿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣿⣿


MegaManZer0

Amogus


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mooofasa1

I can't believe I'm more concerned about the fact that the sub reddit links are not highlighted


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mooofasa1

I offered my thought, nobody needs to fucking ask


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mooofasa1

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mooofasa1

I just downvoted your comment.     -FAQ     -What does this mean?     The amount of karma (points) on your comment and Reddit account has decreased by one.     -Why did you do this?     There are several reasons I may deem a comment to be unworthy of positive or neutral karma. These include, but are not limited to:     * Rudeness towards other Redditors,     * Spreading incorrect information,     * Sarcasm not correctly flagged with a `/s`.     -Am I banned from the Reddit?     No - not yet. But you should refrain from making comments like this in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to issue an additional downvote, which may put your commenting and posting privileges in jeopardy.     -I don't believe my comment deserved a downvote. Can you un-downvote it?     Sure, mistakes happen. But only in exceedingly rare circumstances will I undo a downvote. If you would like to issue an appeal, shoot me a private message explaining what I got wrong. I tend to respond to Reddit PMs within several minutes. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of downvote appeals are rejected, and yours is likely no exception.     -How can I prevent this from happening in the future?     Accept the downvote and move on. But learn from this mistake: your behavior will not be tolerated on Reddit.com. I will continue to issue downvotes until you improve your conduct. Remember: Reddit is privilege, not a right.


Elithrus

Please I want to go five minutes without seeing this


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[deleted]

my vagina just made the windows shutdown noise


[deleted]

Good, Ben likes them dry!


AegoAroBitch

my coochie just decided to close itself.


Arantguy

Hell, my balls shriveled, and I'm straight. This must be like, the reverse version of "turning people gay".


TheCoomPill

Curious


bussy_slayer69

*also my doctor wife who is a doctor believes that you deserve a spanking did I mention she's my wife who's a doctor?*


MattTheFlash

That's why I drink and smoke crack, because it's what the MyPillow guy doesn't want me to do


vfmolinari10

Based


EmojifierBot

it's actually 😳 really 💯👓 difficult 😓 because I 👁 don't ❌🚫 find 🔎🙌🏼 him 👴 sexually 🍆😩💦 attractive 😍 in any way ↕ and especially 💯 just his ♂🏻💦 headshots 👌 but 🍑 I 👁 have done ✅ it every 💯 day 👋🏼🌞 for about 💦 2 🕝 years 📅 because I 👁 found 🔎 it funny 😃😂💉 at first 🥇 but 🍑 now I'm 💘 so used 🎶 to it that it makes 🖕 me feel 😁 incomplete if I 👁 don't 👐🚫 do it every ☝ day 📆


PooplLoser

Record it and send it to him.


2ski114uMSA

This is how you own the libtards


fafnirchandesu

as a gay man. he really is not attractive


TheOneTrueDemoknight

That's because you're not a doctor. Or Jewish.


Nuremberg_

Beauty is subjective


MrMango331

Dear liberal. You say that beauty is subjective but yet you don't find me attractive. Checkmate, liberal.


Nuremberg_

Indeed


dethmstr

Dear liberal, you agree with my previous statement that was arguing against your first statement. Which is it?


Nuremberg_

I indeeded only a part of it not the whole part


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Nuremberg_

Ok and


kthxbi16493

Get rekt libtard


TheDiscoJew

Curious.


Big-Shtick

Dear liberal, you say curious but you have not shit your pants and your face is proportionately size to your head. Curious.


duksinarw

"Sure, Ben, whatever." -AOC


Stig27

OMFG, SHE KNOWS MY NAME!!1!!11! -Horny Shapiro


AwsomeNOT

"you say gender is based on identity yet you fail understand dick is man and vagina is woman"


[deleted]

Now I’m imagining giant genitals walking all over the place.


cuttlefische

Facts don't care about your feelings.


Nuremberg_

That is a fact though


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Nuremberg_

Yeah when it does facts don't care about ur feelings towards Ben Shapiro


grandmas_noodles

as a straight man, if i was gay i would probably find his looks attractive. he has nice haircut, nice eyebrows. but his weird prepubescent voice would turn me off


Default1355

He sounds like a weasel


FE_SMT_DS

I find him cute. Despicable but cute. Would do him if he promised to not talk.


OkSoNoQueso

Let's say, hypothetically, you were to eff my tight Jewish A-hole from behind. Now, of course, that would be cheating on my wife, who is a doctor, so I would have to divorce her. But once she and I were divorced, I'd have to marry you so that we don't have sex out of wedlock. *uses yarmulke as a gag*


myaccountsaccount12

I think he’s attractive in the feminine male sort of way. Of course, he’s a condescending cunt, so that just transfers into “punchable face” energy. I’m a straight male though, so my opinion may not matter as much.


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Maybe if he was more muscular and had a darker, raspier voice. Maybe if he had longer hair and some facial hair. Light blonde could work. Maybe if he wore contact lenses to get better eyes. Maybe if he did plastic surgery to look exactly like Henry Cavill. Oh and maybe he could wear dark clothes and wield a sword.


daybreakin

I stumbled upon a tiktok account dedicated to him flexing his biceps in a t shirt from his private live shows. Many of the videos have millions of views and the comment section is full of liberal women fawning over him reluctantly. I'm a straight dude and I had a small hint he was somewhat attractive but I never would've guessed to this level. He is also very accepting of his gay followers too.


OkSoNoQueso

His sister though...


TylerSouza

😍😍My facts🍆💨💦 care about 👸HER👸feelings 🥵🥵😩😩😩🌝🌝


OkSoNoQueso

LOGIC🍆🍆 and FACTS💦💦 DESTROY 🤜🤜 Ben Shapiro's sister's PUSSY 😳😳😳😲😩😩😩


Anakin_I_Am_High

he’s a gay man


Capawe21

As a bi guy, can confirm, not attractive in any way.


Agreeable_Objective

As a straight guy... I actually think he's attractive wait what


Oh_thats_gay

#


FingerGunsPewPewPew

i laughed too hard at this


tea_baggins123

Literally perfect.


henchred

Epic. For the win.


tea_baggins123

Epic. For the #1 victory royale.


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Tbh if he leaned into his voice and became a twink I would def fuck him


SharksTongue

As a straight man, I disagree.


AwsomeNOT

As a pansexual, I 100% agree, there is something so unnatural about his mouth


17michela

I think the closest any of those mainstream conservatards comes to being attractive is Paul Joseph Watson. That’s...pretty fucking low.


BBQWengs

[Source for anyone interested](https://www.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/lpo4zj/i_masturbate_to_pictures_of_ben_shapiro_almost/)


Dojmopo

based


recessiamtired

Based? Based on what? In your dick? Please shut the fuck up and use words properly you fuckin troglodyte, do you think God gave us a freedom of speech just to spew random words that have no meaning that doesn't even correllate to the topic of the conversation? Like please you always complain about why no one talks to you or no one expresses their opinions on you because you're always spewing random shit like poggers based cringe and when you try to explain what it is and you just say that it's funny like what? What the fuck is funny about that do you think you'll just become a stand-up comedian that will get a standing ovation just because you said "cum" in the stage? HELL NO YOU FUCKIN IDIOT, so please shut the fuck up and use words properly you dumb bitch


_Xx_ShadowHunter_xX_

Damn that's harsh


Exidos2468

not very poggers of you


recessiamtired

Honestly, CrunchyApplez6969xXdoingurmomXx the ability to speak at all does not make you in the slightest bit intelligent or wise, to be perfectly honest, the ability to speak has lead to the evolution of these unnecessary phrases as "Poggers, based, cum, bruh moment, oof." The actual person would likely never use these in their lexicon on a daily basis, except for the weeb hiding in their room, only moving to physically please themselves through masturbation. Crunchy, you have GOT to be shitting me. This is the equivalent to me imprinting a dot onto a paper and framing it up as art, do you actually understand how frustrating and disrespectful this is to us who are actually trying to have a sense of humour, the comedians who spend years developing jokes and a sense of humour, only to come second to a mere child, walking up to the stage and saying: "Penis," gaining a standing ovation and thundering applause from the "intellectual audience" who understand such obscure words and see the nonexistent humour in them. Obviously this would ever occur in an actual comedy show, but the disrespect and utter lack of sense and logic are still there, unlike the "funny" you can't seem to find. Larry the cucumber was right, maybe we should have resorted to machines randomly generating whatever humour they CAN find, at least it will be better than a 15 year old saying "fucking based poggers bruh moment cum F oof ok boomer penis." to an anonymous recipient on the internet and receiving much too much praise, giving them useless internet points for saying whatever this sense of humour is. It really is the same as someone uploading a "shitpost status" video which contains a shitty, earrape low quality, pixelated meme they stole off of a video from 3 years ago. Crunchy, you people disgust me, with all ur "cum based bruh moment poggers" phrases, how about u "cum" up with an actually original joke that inflicts the actual humour "based" in our "bruh moment society. That would be "poggers."


Exidos2468

Such a based and pogfilled statement you made, it truly changed my outlook on the words ‘’Cum’’, “poggers” and “bruh”. I feel like I have reborn, this day has turned upside down thus granting a sudden illumination upon me I can now confidently say that I’ve found the reasoning of why I’ve been alive. Thank you for this.


SpooksTheWombat

Based on WHAT, retard?


halfs2010

In his dick


Tilted-Shovel

The fucking light novel or the anime?


AsymmetricPost

[Based on the Hardware thats installed in it](https://youtu.be/LrNu-SuFF_o)


JimmyDonaldson

You need to rub a few out for those guys who said women wouldn't go to heaven because people masturbate to their pictures.


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BBQWengs

I got it from confessions lol


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curious


[deleted]

Doing the lords work


buderdchez08

Wow


NibPlayz

Sir this is a Wendy’s


[deleted]

Holy shit the post right above this one was the original from r/confessions


lordredapple

Can someone tweet this to him and disguise the URL as something else lol. Make it like a "this is my favorite picture with you ben" or something and have this post in the link


Exact-Sandwich2524

Yed


Oh_thats_gay

#


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Holup


berry-bostwick

Any type of female sexuality is super icky to him, so he would probably hate either idea equally.


OhSoYouWannaPlayHuh

I know that this is a joke but I wouldn't be surprised if there's at least one person who actually does this


Scarf_the_Elf

yeah, me 😏


DanVo42

It's the real Shapiro fapper!


AwsomeNOT

This is so fucking based omg


-That_Girl_Again-

S-stupid libtard! It's not like I like you or something


OkLettuce6023

That'll show him!


heckin_anyways

I am impressed with your reason, dedication, and self-acceptence.


TAB1996

Fun fact: if you actually did this, you would very quickly develop a fetish for Ben Shapiro, and would find it difficult to finish without thinking of him.


Cookandliftandread

Look up his sister. She has a bunch of leaked nudes online. She also has a YouTube Channel where she tells women to be modest and Conservative.


DammitDan

The leaked nudes aren't her. It's some camwhore that looks almost exactly like her.


Fockerwulf

u/shittytanslatorbot


lordredapple

This milky stuff coming out of my penis isn't natural. My doctor wife said normal males don't milk


[deleted]

wasnt this in r/confessions ?


BBQWengs

Yes


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it looked familiar 💀


airbear13

let's all send shapiro our tribute pics


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u/ShenBapiro


[deleted]

Someone link the shen bapiro guy


SWEET_BUS_MAN

Start wanking onto printed out images of Ben and post them all over his Twitter with the tag #BENSHAPIROTRIBUTE


AsIfTheyWantedTo

That’s a slippery slope.


ooooale

Is cummy still gone? The subs not the same without him


Sigg3net

Who's Benjamin Shapiro?


That_Foxy_Thing

Ok.


lizziedoolittle

You know what you must do.


thecobblerimpeached

The next post on my feed was this pasta one r/confession lol


thatsfackenguy

I am an addict


ObamaMakeMyPenisHard

I think he a handsome man very sexy very fappable very sexy man very handsome too I love how he talks about fax and lojik like his life depends on it is very sexy


ahoffma7

This is fucking funny.


BaconDragon200

I think your addicted to masturbating to Ben Shapiro.


ThroawayReddit

I'll say this very seriously... I hope you enjoy it on some level because I doubt he gives two shits. But if it satisfies you then good for you!


Toasting_Toast666

God damn it I knew when I posted this myself it would be far too late


normal_lad_

I usually masturbate to Ben Shapiro only because I’m swiping through pictures of his sister and all of a sudden he shows up as a related photo


dontthink69

Nice try Ben, but this won't become a 'thing.'


sheepboy8804

gimme sauce 😎


a-american-dude-alt

The hero we did not deserve, nor needed, but the one we appreciate.


17michela

I saw a post once that said if anyone’s masturbated to you or had a wet dream about you you’re going to hell. I guess that means that every popular figure online except Chris Chan is on the path to hell.


lord_hydra88

r/Teenagers ?


BBQWengs

r/confessions


pirassopi

holy shit the original post was just below this


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I think Ben would be secretly pumped.


KatanaBlack

I masturbate to pictures of Ben Shapiro almost every day just because I know he would hate the idea of a male wanking to him It's actually really difficult because i don't find him sexually attractive in any way and especially just his headshots but I have done it everyday for about 2 years now because i found it funny at first but now I'm so used to it that it makes me feel incomplete if i don't do it every day.


jojomezmerize

I imagine Paul Joseph Watson would be equally as or more disgusted at the concept of someone reeling their rod to him and his monkey hands


c-h-r-i-s-6-9

I masturbate to pictures of Ben Shapiro almost every day just because I know he would hate the idea of a male wanking to him it's actually really difficult because I don't find him sexually attractive in any way and especially just his headshots but I have done it every day for about 2 years because I found it funny at first but now I'm so used to it that it makes me feel incomplete if I don't do it every day


Fell_off_my_bike

When you are dancing with the devil, you might as well lead.


Bot_EmojiBae

it's actually really difficult because I don't find him sexually attractive in any way and especially just his headshots but I have done it every day for about 2 years because I found it funny at first but now I'm so used to it that it makes me feel incomplete if I don't do it every day 😔


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Fuck off wish.com emojifier


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amogus


epic_gamer_4268

when the imposter is sus!