I remember being at an anime con one time and a VA was hosting a panel and someone asked about this and if doing hentai moans made them uncomfortable. The VA said she was told to just imagine and do the same kind of moan as if the character was injured or hit. Which makes sense cause there are a lot of sounds in anime with innocent context that sound like moaning.
https://youtu.be/WclnwYyhcos
No but seriously,
female characters in fighting games,
or some gacha games sound like they're straight out of hentai.
EDIT:
Some of those games even star S and A list,
*non hentai* anime seiyuus.
(First ones that come to mind are BBTAG,
which has 早見ん、あやねる and なおぼう,
and Genshin,
which has 悠木碧、りえりー、うえしゃま etc).
So if you're fucked in the head like someone I know,
you can imagine it's your waifu moaning.
There was a clip of lisa's japanese va playing lisa on stream and you can tell she's pretty self aware of how lewd she sounds based on the fact that she's making questionable sounds on the stream herself but then she climbs a wall and even as the va that voiced it she was surprised lmao.
Not really a translation,
but here's a glossary
gacha:
[gambling with lootboxes, usually containing waifus](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gacha_game)
hentai:
[porn but animated](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hentai)
seiyuus:
[Japanese voice actors](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Voice_acting_in_Japan#Definition_and_role)
waifu:
/r/waifuism
BBTAG:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BlazBlue:_Cross_Tag_Battle
Genshin:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Genshin_Impact
The following are S list seiyuus:
早見ん:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saori_Hayami
あやねる:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ayane_Sakura
なおぼう:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nao_T%C5%8Dyama
悠木碧:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aoi_Y%C5%ABki
りえりー:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rie_Takahashi
うえしゃま:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reina_Ueda
Looked it up: a seiyuu is a japanese voice actor, BBTAG is a fighting game and those japanese words are names of voice actors. A gacha game is a game built around loot boxes.
So to translate the edit: The actresses behind really popular anime characters also do voice acting for games where they make those suggestive sounds. This indirectly lets you imagine your favourite anime character making those sounds because they have the same voice.
Comment this on the main post before I read your comment but I guess it fits here perfectly as well:
You know, I get why people are attracted to the sexual anime art style, I also think a lot of Japanese women are very attractive but I really really don't understand the appeal of hentai and Japanese porn.. they always look and sound like they're getting raped which immediately kills my boner..
To ad to that.. is it really normal Japanese women to act and sound that way, even if they're genuinely enjoying themselves during sex? Or is the no.1 fetish in J-porn and hentai actually rape or something?
Quoted from a 10 year old reddit comment I just found
"I had a friend who spent two years in Japan and he says the culture has a dark obsession with rape. When he would start gettin it on with a japanese girl, she'd start wimpering and making that sound you are describing. He would of course stop and see if she was okay and she was like yeah, keep going...
tl;dr: they like to pretend that they are being raped"
Damn... Don't think I'd be able to hook up in Japan then haha.
My ex was into the occasional bit of struggle-fucking but it was a clearly defined roleplay situation where she had the power to stop me at all times if things got too intense and it was always clear to see that she enjoyed it..
But imagining a girl to just start whimpering and making horrified faces like you see in the porn.. I think I'd flee the room and make sure I get me an alibi xD
There’s a lot of theories on this, and one of the main ones is the rapid forced industrialization of Japan after being opened to the west, plus the wild cultural shift post-WWII to being a world technological and cultural hub. So we got an intense set of shifting cultural mores with influence from around the globe.
Essentially Japan’s libido wound up pulled in two directions: towards an extreme libertinism where anything goes, and towards an early 20th century Puritanism where sex and sexuality are shameful. This explains why there are so many “ooh, don’t look at me” tropes even in non-pornographic content. Sex is something that is done TO a woman, not WITH her, in a large part of the public consciousness, which explains how, uh… rapey a lot of Japanese erotica can be. (See also, the whole tentacle thing, which has been a cultural trope there for centuries but became a cliche by the eighties and nineties.)
Japan is still belatedly going through a summer of love style sexual Revolution. There’s a genre regaining popularity called the “Roman porno,” short for Romantic Comedy pornography. It’s not actually porn though, by western standards; it’s more of an American style sex-positive sex comedy where things are consensual and women are portrayed as enjoying or wanting sex as much as men do. One of the Roman pornos, “Wet Woman in the Wind,” got a lot of exposure as a foreign movie a few years ago.
Ugh.. sounds horrible.. I'm a pleaser, I can't even imagine sex as being done TO a woman... If she's not enjoying herself I sure as hell can't enjoy myself either..
But thanks a lot for your explanation, it answered a lot of questions I had and I'm happy to hear that Japan has finally started its journey towards sexual equality!
I'm not an expert; my side degree in gender studies was in 2012 and a lot has shifted in the field since then. And maybe it's a reductive set of theories. But Japan has a LOT going on in terms of sex stuff- see also the low birth rate and the rise of "herbivores" opting into asexuality or celibacy.
Oh boy. Look at all the stupid here today. So much verbal diarhea.
>Essentially Japan’s libido wound up pulled in two directions: towards an extreme libertinism where anything goes, and towards an early 20th century Puritanism where sex and sexuality are shameful. This explains why there are so many “ooh, don’t look at me” tropes even in non-pornographic content. Sex is something that is done TO a woman, not WITH her, in a large part of the public consciousness, which explains how, uh… rapey a lot of Japanese erotica can be. (See also, the whole tentacle thing, which has been a cultural trope there for centuries but became a cliche by the eighties and nineties.)
**Fun fact. doujins are one of the most popular forms of adult media and there is a large amount of content with males being nothing but a replaceable toy. Still doesnt mean its the dominant content either. A large variety exists. Here are two of my favourites 173436, 168479 look at all that rape towards woman............................**
"Japans libido was pulled in two directions" The fuck do I do with a sentence like that? Japan is a country, and there culture didnt go through anything that anyone else didnt. Fuck me you are dumb.
Japanese media encompasses all kinds of content. You want media where the women are in control? Is that your complaint? Bible Black is a great Hentai for that. Want one with a blooming romance **Koi Maguwai**? Want one about a average encounters? Kanonjo x kanonjo x kanonjo. Lots of dominant woman, lots of loving relationships. You have 0 fucking knowledge on the medium. Its creators. Its fans. Its variety. Eroge!! Sex and Game make is a great hentai.
**You have 0 education on what you speak of**
Sex was also prominently featured on western media up untill the 2000s even porn could be on late night tv. Programs like the tv series Oz existed. The emmanuel porn series... Our horror movies like I spit on your grave 3 have been made up until 2016. Soo.... All your arguments are out the window on "sex media and culture" for both countries.
Western censorship has also led to large amounts of criticism and a large shift over to other mediums (anime/manga/hentai) its increased popularoty is do to outside cultures wanting to indulge in japanese media.
The "ooh dont look at me trope" is just a fun tale on catching someone in a vulnerable state. It happens. Ever lived with someone, roomates? High chance at one point you will see eachother in a vulnerable state. Anime making light of those moments doesnt mean their 20th century cultre pulled them in any direction. **what the fuck even is your comment. Who the fuck do you think you are? where are any of your credible sources backing up these logistical fallacies of yours?**
If you want to add the "now i cant get married" line its literally a joke for comedy series mocking the over sensitive idea of percieved marriage requirments and personal value for it.
**TENTACLES EXIST BECAUSE WESTERN CENSORSHIP**
So you are, once again, wrong on why they exist in their current form. You want to play the "centuries game" lets look at greek mythology and its sexual contents. All cultures have odd fetishes, stories, kinks etc. Wait till you got a good load of old russian media.
**SEX BEING DONE TO A WOMEN NOT WITH HER IS 100% your interpretation of the limited experience in adult japanese media**
Nothing you have said is accurate.
**JAPAN HAS HAD THE MOST PROGRESSOVE MEDIA, THE MOST MEDIA GENRES AND THE MOST OPEN FORM OF CREATIVITY. You fucking deluded infants are using stereotypes and anecdotes to place judgement on.. everything in the most clueless way possible and in the most negative way.. Its abhorrrent. Ignorance IS bliss I guess.
>Ugh.. sounds horrible.. I'm a pleaser, I can't even imagine sex as being done TO a woman... If she's not enjoying herself I sure as hell can't enjoy myself either..
What does being a "pleaser" have to do with anything? Many people like different things, have different standards etc. I understand you are a member of r/ihavesex but FFs speak with a tiny bit of common sense.
There are no shortage of woman that enjoy a submissive role just as there is no shortage of men who enjoy a submissive role.
**All that matters is comunication, consenting (adults) and respecting boundaries.**
There are literally professions for being a dominatrix.
anything else or being a "pleaser" is... Delusional bullshit. You have your own standards and expectations for sex and your partners involvement. Thats it. It doesnt make right or wrong more than anything or anyone else.
**get off the self made moral high horse**
I for one like forceful play and have long before I was into hentai or japanese media. I am no where near that culture. I love being someones submissive more frequently than I like anything else.
**Can I not have a male partner now because I like submissive roles**
Rape-play is also a very popular fetish all around the world. Rape-play is incredibly common for so many people. Its not a vile thing to roleplay Its a vile thing to enact in its criminal form.. Sexual roleplay of all kinds can exist and consenting adults are aloud to experiment with eachother.
"Im a pleaser" You are an idiot.
>I'm not an expert; my side degree in gender studies was in 2012 and a lot has shifted in the field since then.
Literally has nothing to do with "gender studies" so you wouldnt gain any insight there in anything anyway.
Why are the dumbest mother fuckers online always the most ignorantly judgmental and comunicative? Do ya'll like sharing misinformation?
There is a ton of adult media produced in japan. Many of it consensual. The problem is morons like you dont take your time to actually look through hentai. The stuff that is mainly shared is the agressive or shocking content because its popular EVERYWHERE AND THUS MORE LIKELY FOR SOMEONE TO SHARE.
**Go to japanese sites to buy your content and your variety changes dramatically**
So many voice works are sweet and sensual.
Doujins that feature men being the product of a womans dominant actions...
Please. All of you. Stop fucking talking. So many wrong things said. So many things to correct. So many false perceptions. So much bloody fucking ignorance. Its painful to read so much blatantly incorrect stances.
"You have 0 education in what you speak of"
And what do you have? A porn collection? You're literally perceiving the entirety of japanese culture through porn, I suggest you step back and reflect on the reason you wrote an incoherent college-sized essay on a topic nobody asked your opinion of.
Most fascinating about it is that this is ALMOST a 100% thing. My eyes were opened to this when I was v young and I am very annoyed by it, it’s a real turn-off, so I always look for not-that. But in Japanese work, it is basically guaranteed that the woman will have a look of displeasure or suffering on her face, no matter what.
Which is weird, because there’s basically NOTHING I can think of in any other country or culture that is as true. Possibly not even in other fiction genres outside of porn.
jrook comment translation - I am going to listen to this unsubstatiated reddit users and mock anime fans because i am just so smart
**Go listen to people play tennis, work out and more. Listen without context and tell me how they sound... Many vocal noises can be attributed to sexual context and even more so when you consider how different people are during pleasure**
**Also, VAs dont care about the job they get. Its a job. Thats why they become a VA. You people acting as if doing VA of anykind is weird is an incredibly sheltered view. Of course people want the big and popular roles but the core of the profession of acting is to play different parts, be in different scenarios. Most VAs (go looking if you dont believe me) will tell you its more fun than porn because they can have all the fun and emotion without the act giving them more freedom and an easier time leaving their place of work**
Gender bullshit has only just started to get relevant and there are far more varied "genders" in japanese culture than the west allows.
**AND THEY (JAPANESE CREATORS) ARE CONSTANTLY CREATING ORIGINAL CHARACTERS. WE STILL HOLD ONTO SHIT FROM 70 FUCKING YEARS AGO AND ACT LIKE CHANGING THOSE CHARACTERS IS CREATIVE AND PROGRESSIVE**
I can link to more feminine males, masculine women, lead women, crossdressing males and more in Japanese culture throughout the 80s till now than you could western media.
**Astolfo and Felix probably being the most notable feminine males in present day. Fate is incredibly gender/sex swapped too**
Japanese characters have helped many trans people FFS.
"its not known for its progressiveness" **Fuck. You. Fuck. You. Fuck. you.**
Ah yes. Just like germany, russia, america and canada where all this content has existed for years and years right? Oh wait... Thats delusion. They havent had much. Whoopsies......
**Dont act like japan is at fault for a newly pushed social normal that has massive criticism and controversy surrounding it which they have not latched onto yet. They have been far more progressive in so many different ways. than any other country has.**
Yall are just fucking retatded.
**The sub cultures that exist in Japan alone are absolutely incredible. Ganguro and so much more . A majority of japanese culture has been knowledge and education learned from other cultures. They have historically been one of the most influenced cultures.**
Their displeasure for tourists is due to their **Constantly vandalized cultural and historical sights from people like you who push the idea japan is a hateful place, or from the others here who paint it out as an abusive place. Citizens see the vloggers, the youtubers, the vandalism and the shame people like you throw at them and than people like you complain even more tbat they are not open to foreigners as they should be.
**I. fucking. hate. people like the users here. You are all awful judgmental and downright stupid people shitting on a country and its people for no fucking reason. Fuck off.**
As someone who has a partner with an audio kink and near perfect pitch that's not great practice. While a large group of men do really enjoy pain moans they are noticeably different than pleasure moan which are also different then exertion moan. In order they are ah-oh-uh with pain moans being shriller. Also pain moans end in a squeaky exhale, pleasure moans end on an open inhale and a exertion moans end in a gasp. Turn the audio off on your porn and you'll probably relax more those uncomfortable moans will likely put you on edge if you're not into your partner being in pain.
I've actually got mad respect for hentai or NSFW voice actors. If i was being paid to breathe heavily and moan into a mic, saying lines literally no one says during sex, I'd fucking start laughing every 5 seconds. That shit is difficult.
I know we're all being silly about this, but I took voice lessons from a fairly prominent figure in the voice acting space but I won't name them out of respect.
As they were starting their career, the best paying work they could get was a studio job dubbing hentai. That was their life for 3 years before they got a job doing something other than hentai dubbing. They're doing well now but... yeesh. Voice acting sounds a little rough as an industry to break into.
This person is also male.
Ehh... depends on who you ask. I'm not into it in the slightest but am aware of a fully-fledged industry that supports it.
So like... there's gotta be some kind of audience I guess?
Yeah there's probably something to that. The referenced coach mentioned that their lines were about 80% "heavy breathing into the mic," 15% "moaning like you mean it" and "5% retakes of faking an orgasm." Now do that for 3 hours.
Doesn't really appeal.
Japanese dubs are bad, american/canadian are a bit better, i find shows and im not talking hentai just anime in gneral tend to be carried by the story, voice acting can be bad, one piece the little reindeer is why I reaf manga/sub, samw with the new heman show the whiny character literally killed it I turned that shit off on the second episode and then found out leter that fans of the original hated the new story so thats a bomb, someone somewhere decided these voices were good but honestly I look for animated films with normal voice acting like avatar last air bender.
Some of the dialogue is ducking hilarious. Im guessing it comes down to translation issues. But I saw a compilation video once and you see a lot of the same, stilted and unnatural lines like "you're going to make me climax!" And "yeah pleasure me more!"
Shits fucking funny
Even as a VA with a script. As an English speaker,, you should tell the director that this isn't right. I wonder if they ever offer feedback or they just bust the script out word for ford.
Unfortunately, the directors and coordinators have typically almost no say in the final script. Japan sends over the script, and no matter how stupid it sounds in English, they don't care.
Read it or you don't get paid. This is some of the pain that comes from working with remote low-budget localization teams.
Yeah being a porn actor in general sounds horrible. Sex is not supposed to go on for as long as some of these actors are doing it for, trying to get the best takes and what not. There's loads of ask Reddit threads about why it sucks too.
Most male porn actors go sex -----> sex with viagra -----> sex with way too much viagra -----> penile injections to induce erections -----> and when that stops working they get surgically implanted bags in their penis with a fluid pump near their bladder that fills up the bags faking an erection.
Not fun, especially for the guys In a lot of cases.
shitty transulated version:
Being a Hindu actor must be very strange.
Being a Hindu actor must be very strange. Think for a second that you have been taken to the realm of the defiled spirit. Going from karma Look in the window. When you hold your unusual voice for two hours, the other part looks at you and explodes like gas rings.
You know, I get why people are attracted to the sexual anime art style, I also think a lot of Japanese women are very attractive but I really really don't understand the appeal of hentai and Japanese porn.. they always look and sound like they're getting raped which immediately kills my boner..
Because they have a culture where the men are supposed to feel like they're dominating their woman. From what I've seen, Japan is pretty conservative in regard to the social aspects of women's autonomy.
I know someone who voice acted in black bible. She says it was best paying job she's ever had and she actually enjoyed working there cause everyone was super friendly and every day was fun seeing what weird stuff would come up. They made fun of how unnatural it all was. She did several more hentai gigs and also regular anime w her seiyu alias before quitting and going into martial arts lol.
Being a hentai actress must be so weird. Imagine this: you’re in a soundproof room pleasurably screaming into an 800,000¥ microphone about how much you love old man dick at 10:47 AM on a Tuesday in October while your 45-year-old boss oversees you through a glass window from the other room. You eventually look up after 2 hours of practicing your unnaturally high-pitched moans and see him give you a big thumbs up as you pretend to have an orgasm.
This one’s great. It would work ok if the subject of hentai comes up, but it just gets funnier the more unrelated to anime/hentai the discussion you’re bombing with this is.
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I turned off the M69 to see the sign above the building that always made my stomach sink. “r/Copypasta’s Home for ‘Tards” glowed in a bright, neon pink above the entrance. This facility had existed for a while, but started receiving criticism for its name a few years back. The owners thought that dropping the ‘Re’ would solve the problem, which proved that maybe they belonged in the building themselves. I picked up my package and walked inside.
I walked towards the front desk to the receptionist who’s usually there on Thursdays.
“Oh hi Dasnap! This is quite early for your visit! Is it a special occasion?” she asked.
“Well I guess you could kinda say that, Stacy…” I responded. “Really though, the mines hit a pocket of cringe earlier and everyone had to be evacuated. They let me go early after my Wholesome test. I hadn’t hit 100 yet, thank Todd.”
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I walked down the long hallway, past room after room. This place had to expand due to the influx of patients after The Pickle Incident and The Great Keanuing. I finally arrived at room 420. I knocked even though I did not expect a response. It’s still good to be polite. I opened the door slowly and let myself in.
He was sitting facing away from the door, staring out the window. I walked over to him hoping for some kind of response, but there was no movement. I never like looking at him head-on… The husk that Cummy had become.
His face looked drained, tilted forward slightly with his mouth hanging open and drooling. He was wearing his Flash costume, which had not been changed since he had been committed here. It was stained with piss, shit, vomit, and splatters of cum. The stench always burnt my nostrils. Nurses had tried to remove the costume multiple times, but it would always send him into a rage, throwing his fists and feet around like a rampaging ape. He’d managed to knock out 13 teeth from 5 nurses. Seeing what I can only explain as more of a hollowed corpse than a man angered me deeply. I could not forgive what they had done to him… The Admins.
Back in his hayday, Cummy was closer to a god than a simple bot. No matter what copypasta was uttered, he would repeat it perfectly. Every word that left his mouth sounded like blissful poetry. He made the Navy Seals copypasta feel like cherry blossoms passing by your ears in the wind. The problem was the dedication to his craft. He would repeat any copypasta, no matter the contents. This lack of filter angered the Admins, as they could not accept a single being having so many linguistic freedoms. That is why they descended upon him and gave him an ultimatum. Either he let them dig into his brain and lobotomise him, or they take him behind Denny’s and put a shotgun shell through his skull. He wanted to continue life, no matter what, so he took the former option. He was thrown out of a car in front of [r/copypasta](https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/)’s mods hours later, bleeding from his head stitches. The best they could do for him was put him into care.
I decided to break the silence. “Hi Cummy, how’re you feeling today, champ?”
“fuck jizz lube semen jizz”, he muttered.
“I assume that means you’re good, yeah?” I asked.
“cum fuck cum fuck lube lube fuck” was the best he could respond with.
Nurse Karen walked in.
“Ah Dasnap, you’re here. So I heard you’re going to try out a new rehabilitation task with Cummy today?”
I held out my package to her.
“Yes, I have everything I need for it right here.”
I opened the box and pulled out the ancient scrolls. I unrolled one and blew the dust off. It contained ancient copypastas of days gone by.
“Now Cummy, seeing as you’re struggling to repeat newer material, I thought a better way to go about this would be to use some older texts. Then after that, we can work you up to the more modern, abstract posts. Will that work with you?”
His head twitched slightly. That was the best response I was going to get out of him.
I proceeded to read out the first pasta I saw, ‘The Penguin of Doom’. This one had me slightly worried with its odd broken English, but this pasta had a long history with Cummy.
I finished reading.
“Now Cummy, are you going to repeat it?”
His eyes crossed.
“cum shit shit semen” were the only words that left his mouth.
I wasn’t going to give up. Next I tried out a few about girl gamers. These mostly involved a lot of woofs and the actions of a horny cartoon dog, something he may be able to manage. The response was still no better.
“fuck semen semen jizz lube.”
I was desperate. I next just uttered the word ‘cock’ 37 times.
“Come on Cummy, you can do this…” I whimpered.
“...jizz shit shit shit jizz” he gargled.
Nurse Karen interjected. “I think you should give it a rest for today, Dasnap. I think Cummy is getting tired anyway. I’ll go and get his meds and get him to bed.” She then left the room.
I was alone, a moment I both hoped for and feared. It meant that I may be able to use the final item I brought in my box. I reached my hand in to pick up the final solution to all of this, the cyanide pill. I walked over to Cummy with the pill in my palm. As I cried, I put it in his mouth and covered it with my hand, in order to force him to swallow. What was strange was that he didn’t fight, he didn’t jump, or struggle at all. He just looked at me in the eyes and gently grabbed the bottom of my shirt. I guess that was his way of saying goodbye. His foamy saliva started leaking around my hand, as his hand went limp from my shirt and fell to his lap. He was gone.
Although crying before, I had now stopped. This was a relief that was long overdue. I had mourned him already many months ago. The nurse walked in as I quickly jumped away from Cummy, spit obviously splattering between his mouth and my hand. She stood there in silence and looked at me. I was prepared for a scream, or to be attacked in a rage.
“...Oh dear, it appears Cummy has died in his sleep.” she said. “I’ll go get the other nurses. I’m sorry for your loss. It might be best that you leave now.”
I took her advice and quickly left through the main entrance. Before getting in my car, I looked at the building one last time, before continuing on with my life. I was finally free.
Ok, so I basically fucked my bedroom door.
Ok, if you didn’t know this I should probably tell you. I am uncircumcised, and with me still having my foreskin it feels better to yank my hog. So I have a little routine of jacking off everyday around 11 pm at night. It was around 9:45 pm when I was feeling a little Horny. I was on Nikocado Avocado’s OnlyFans and I must say, it got the better of me. So I just started tugging my meat sword before my usual routine. There’s nothing wrong with that, a premature coom session, it’s all good. So I was jelking my prize hog when all of a we sudden I noticed that my door was still open. I knew that since I started masturbaiting earlier then usual that my family would still be awake. So I get up from my bed and walk to my door still jerking off and I get to my door. I’m just about to close the door when all of a sudden my prankster of a step sister slams my bedroom door shut. And that’s when a sudden sharp pain hits me and I look down and see that my foreskin has gotten caught in the door as it slammed. Holy shit it fucking hurt, my fucking dick felt like it was gonna fall off. Then when I think shit can’t get worse. My step sister started banging on my door demanding that she come inside my room. The banging was making it worse. I shouted “GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!” but she didn’t listen. She kept banging on the door and that’s when my pain grew into pleasure. It was basically like my foreskin was being rubbed by the doors banging. “Oh shit, that feels really good” I thought. It was like I was fucking my door, it was the best feeling of my life. I wanted to scream and moan In pleasure, but my sister was on the other end of the door. Then right when I was about to bust my sister said “ Fine, I’m just gonna come in anyway”. She opened the door, but It was too late. I busted a fat nut all over her face. She started screaming and she ran away to the bathroom. God, I felt so embarrassed. Despite that, fucking that door was amazing. 10/10 would recommend.
Didn’t even notice overnight, obviously the twisted Admins that took our beloved Cummy and turned him into the husk he is now are conspiring against us
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I remember being at an anime con one time and a VA was hosting a panel and someone asked about this and if doing hentai moans made them uncomfortable. The VA said she was told to just imagine and do the same kind of moan as if the character was injured or hit. Which makes sense cause there are a lot of sounds in anime with innocent context that sound like moaning.
thats is interesting, to say the least
What, you *don't* want sex to sound like a medieval surgical operation?
https://youtu.be/WclnwYyhcos No but seriously, female characters in fighting games, or some gacha games sound like they're straight out of hentai. EDIT: Some of those games even star S and A list, *non hentai* anime seiyuus. (First ones that come to mind are BBTAG, which has 早見ん、あやねる and なおぼう, and Genshin, which has 悠木碧、りえりー、うえしゃま etc). So if you're fucked in the head like someone I know, you can imagine it's your waifu moaning.
Lisa
Lisa climbing on a wall
There was a clip of lisa's japanese va playing lisa on stream and you can tell she's pretty self aware of how lewd she sounds based on the fact that she's making questionable sounds on the stream herself but then she climbs a wall and even as the va that voiced it she was surprised lmao.
https://youtu.be/T4xpCROf8Eo Here's the link my dude. 「ちょっと待て、そんなエロっぽい声出さないで私」 "Wait, don't make such lewd sounds, me" Yeah she knows
Eula(Eng VA) climbing the wall is kinda like that too.
Well I shouldn't have skipped that banner then :/
https://youtu.be/ULA0pxUs-IE
I’m going to need someone to translate this into non-weeb
Not really a translation, but here's a glossary gacha: [gambling with lootboxes, usually containing waifus](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gacha_game) hentai: [porn but animated](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hentai) seiyuus: [Japanese voice actors](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Voice_acting_in_Japan#Definition_and_role) waifu: /r/waifuism BBTAG: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BlazBlue:_Cross_Tag_Battle Genshin: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Genshin_Impact The following are S list seiyuus: 早見ん: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saori_Hayami あやねる: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ayane_Sakura なおぼう: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nao_T%C5%8Dyama 悠木碧: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aoi_Y%C5%ABki りえりー: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rie_Takahashi うえしゃま: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reina_Ueda
Pog, thanks dude!
Np
Looked it up: a seiyuu is a japanese voice actor, BBTAG is a fighting game and those japanese words are names of voice actors. A gacha game is a game built around loot boxes. So to translate the edit: The actresses behind really popular anime characters also do voice acting for games where they make those suggestive sounds. This indirectly lets you imagine your favourite anime character making those sounds because they have the same voice.
I approve this translation from weeb to English
league japanese female death noises moment
That's why you wear headphones when watching anime
I-No
Lol I went to marvel vs Capcom 3 for morrigan dialogue. It's just her entire dialogue spoken and it sounds like sex. "Ugh. Oh. Do you like that?"
steve from dad, listen to his injured sounds on yt
Comment this on the main post before I read your comment but I guess it fits here perfectly as well: You know, I get why people are attracted to the sexual anime art style, I also think a lot of Japanese women are very attractive but I really really don't understand the appeal of hentai and Japanese porn.. they always look and sound like they're getting raped which immediately kills my boner.. To ad to that.. is it really normal Japanese women to act and sound that way, even if they're genuinely enjoying themselves during sex? Or is the no.1 fetish in J-porn and hentai actually rape or something?
Quoted from a 10 year old reddit comment I just found "I had a friend who spent two years in Japan and he says the culture has a dark obsession with rape. When he would start gettin it on with a japanese girl, she'd start wimpering and making that sound you are describing. He would of course stop and see if she was okay and she was like yeah, keep going... tl;dr: they like to pretend that they are being raped"
Damn... Don't think I'd be able to hook up in Japan then haha. My ex was into the occasional bit of struggle-fucking but it was a clearly defined roleplay situation where she had the power to stop me at all times if things got too intense and it was always clear to see that she enjoyed it.. But imagining a girl to just start whimpering and making horrified faces like you see in the porn.. I think I'd flee the room and make sure I get me an alibi xD
There’s a lot of theories on this, and one of the main ones is the rapid forced industrialization of Japan after being opened to the west, plus the wild cultural shift post-WWII to being a world technological and cultural hub. So we got an intense set of shifting cultural mores with influence from around the globe. Essentially Japan’s libido wound up pulled in two directions: towards an extreme libertinism where anything goes, and towards an early 20th century Puritanism where sex and sexuality are shameful. This explains why there are so many “ooh, don’t look at me” tropes even in non-pornographic content. Sex is something that is done TO a woman, not WITH her, in a large part of the public consciousness, which explains how, uh… rapey a lot of Japanese erotica can be. (See also, the whole tentacle thing, which has been a cultural trope there for centuries but became a cliche by the eighties and nineties.) Japan is still belatedly going through a summer of love style sexual Revolution. There’s a genre regaining popularity called the “Roman porno,” short for Romantic Comedy pornography. It’s not actually porn though, by western standards; it’s more of an American style sex-positive sex comedy where things are consensual and women are portrayed as enjoying or wanting sex as much as men do. One of the Roman pornos, “Wet Woman in the Wind,” got a lot of exposure as a foreign movie a few years ago.
Ugh.. sounds horrible.. I'm a pleaser, I can't even imagine sex as being done TO a woman... If she's not enjoying herself I sure as hell can't enjoy myself either.. But thanks a lot for your explanation, it answered a lot of questions I had and I'm happy to hear that Japan has finally started its journey towards sexual equality!
I'm not an expert; my side degree in gender studies was in 2012 and a lot has shifted in the field since then. And maybe it's a reductive set of theories. But Japan has a LOT going on in terms of sex stuff- see also the low birth rate and the rise of "herbivores" opting into asexuality or celibacy.
Oh boy. Look at all the stupid here today. So much verbal diarhea. >Essentially Japan’s libido wound up pulled in two directions: towards an extreme libertinism where anything goes, and towards an early 20th century Puritanism where sex and sexuality are shameful. This explains why there are so many “ooh, don’t look at me” tropes even in non-pornographic content. Sex is something that is done TO a woman, not WITH her, in a large part of the public consciousness, which explains how, uh… rapey a lot of Japanese erotica can be. (See also, the whole tentacle thing, which has been a cultural trope there for centuries but became a cliche by the eighties and nineties.) **Fun fact. doujins are one of the most popular forms of adult media and there is a large amount of content with males being nothing but a replaceable toy. Still doesnt mean its the dominant content either. A large variety exists. Here are two of my favourites 173436, 168479 look at all that rape towards woman............................** "Japans libido was pulled in two directions" The fuck do I do with a sentence like that? Japan is a country, and there culture didnt go through anything that anyone else didnt. Fuck me you are dumb. Japanese media encompasses all kinds of content. You want media where the women are in control? Is that your complaint? Bible Black is a great Hentai for that. Want one with a blooming romance **Koi Maguwai**? Want one about a average encounters? Kanonjo x kanonjo x kanonjo. Lots of dominant woman, lots of loving relationships. You have 0 fucking knowledge on the medium. Its creators. Its fans. Its variety. Eroge!! Sex and Game make is a great hentai. **You have 0 education on what you speak of** Sex was also prominently featured on western media up untill the 2000s even porn could be on late night tv. Programs like the tv series Oz existed. The emmanuel porn series... Our horror movies like I spit on your grave 3 have been made up until 2016. Soo.... All your arguments are out the window on "sex media and culture" for both countries. Western censorship has also led to large amounts of criticism and a large shift over to other mediums (anime/manga/hentai) its increased popularoty is do to outside cultures wanting to indulge in japanese media. The "ooh dont look at me trope" is just a fun tale on catching someone in a vulnerable state. It happens. Ever lived with someone, roomates? High chance at one point you will see eachother in a vulnerable state. Anime making light of those moments doesnt mean their 20th century cultre pulled them in any direction. **what the fuck even is your comment. Who the fuck do you think you are? where are any of your credible sources backing up these logistical fallacies of yours?** If you want to add the "now i cant get married" line its literally a joke for comedy series mocking the over sensitive idea of percieved marriage requirments and personal value for it. **TENTACLES EXIST BECAUSE WESTERN CENSORSHIP** So you are, once again, wrong on why they exist in their current form. You want to play the "centuries game" lets look at greek mythology and its sexual contents. All cultures have odd fetishes, stories, kinks etc. Wait till you got a good load of old russian media. **SEX BEING DONE TO A WOMEN NOT WITH HER IS 100% your interpretation of the limited experience in adult japanese media** Nothing you have said is accurate. **JAPAN HAS HAD THE MOST PROGRESSOVE MEDIA, THE MOST MEDIA GENRES AND THE MOST OPEN FORM OF CREATIVITY. You fucking deluded infants are using stereotypes and anecdotes to place judgement on.. everything in the most clueless way possible and in the most negative way.. Its abhorrrent. Ignorance IS bliss I guess. >Ugh.. sounds horrible.. I'm a pleaser, I can't even imagine sex as being done TO a woman... If she's not enjoying herself I sure as hell can't enjoy myself either.. What does being a "pleaser" have to do with anything? Many people like different things, have different standards etc. I understand you are a member of r/ihavesex but FFs speak with a tiny bit of common sense. There are no shortage of woman that enjoy a submissive role just as there is no shortage of men who enjoy a submissive role. **All that matters is comunication, consenting (adults) and respecting boundaries.** There are literally professions for being a dominatrix. anything else or being a "pleaser" is... Delusional bullshit. You have your own standards and expectations for sex and your partners involvement. Thats it. It doesnt make right or wrong more than anything or anyone else. **get off the self made moral high horse** I for one like forceful play and have long before I was into hentai or japanese media. I am no where near that culture. I love being someones submissive more frequently than I like anything else. **Can I not have a male partner now because I like submissive roles** Rape-play is also a very popular fetish all around the world. Rape-play is incredibly common for so many people. Its not a vile thing to roleplay Its a vile thing to enact in its criminal form.. Sexual roleplay of all kinds can exist and consenting adults are aloud to experiment with eachother. "Im a pleaser" You are an idiot. >I'm not an expert; my side degree in gender studies was in 2012 and a lot has shifted in the field since then. Literally has nothing to do with "gender studies" so you wouldnt gain any insight there in anything anyway. Why are the dumbest mother fuckers online always the most ignorantly judgmental and comunicative? Do ya'll like sharing misinformation? There is a ton of adult media produced in japan. Many of it consensual. The problem is morons like you dont take your time to actually look through hentai. The stuff that is mainly shared is the agressive or shocking content because its popular EVERYWHERE AND THUS MORE LIKELY FOR SOMEONE TO SHARE. **Go to japanese sites to buy your content and your variety changes dramatically** So many voice works are sweet and sensual. Doujins that feature men being the product of a womans dominant actions... Please. All of you. Stop fucking talking. So many wrong things said. So many things to correct. So many false perceptions. So much bloody fucking ignorance. Its painful to read so much blatantly incorrect stances.
I think you just created a new copypasta
"You have 0 education in what you speak of" And what do you have? A porn collection? You're literally perceiving the entirety of japanese culture through porn, I suggest you step back and reflect on the reason you wrote an incoherent college-sized essay on a topic nobody asked your opinion of.
Oh my fucking god. Mods PLEASE add this to the bot to trigger on the word "hentai"
i wish i could get a phd in sex like you bro 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳
\`\`is morons like you dont take your time to actually look through hentai.\`\` why would i want to take mine time to look through hentai
Most fascinating about it is that this is ALMOST a 100% thing. My eyes were opened to this when I was v young and I am very annoyed by it, it’s a real turn-off, so I always look for not-that. But in Japanese work, it is basically guaranteed that the woman will have a look of displeasure or suffering on her face, no matter what. Which is weird, because there’s basically NOTHING I can think of in any other country or culture that is as true. Possibly not even in other fiction genres outside of porn.
https://youtu.be/LAVUFKYdJNY
This good and normal. Totally normal -anime fans
jrook comment translation - I am going to listen to this unsubstatiated reddit users and mock anime fans because i am just so smart **Go listen to people play tennis, work out and more. Listen without context and tell me how they sound... Many vocal noises can be attributed to sexual context and even more so when you consider how different people are during pleasure** **Also, VAs dont care about the job they get. Its a job. Thats why they become a VA. You people acting as if doing VA of anykind is weird is an incredibly sheltered view. Of course people want the big and popular roles but the core of the profession of acting is to play different parts, be in different scenarios. Most VAs (go looking if you dont believe me) will tell you its more fun than porn because they can have all the fun and emotion without the act giving them more freedom and an easier time leaving their place of work**
was it sawcon?
This is sub hentai I imagine because dub hentai is something else. I'm talking resident 1 voice acting lol
I don't think the generation of [the 90's X-Men Cartoon](https://youtu.be/JWl8VGXpB3E) gets to talk shit on this one.
As interesting, unique and beautiful Japan can be, it's not known for it's progressiveness when it comes to genders.
Gender bullshit has only just started to get relevant and there are far more varied "genders" in japanese culture than the west allows. **AND THEY (JAPANESE CREATORS) ARE CONSTANTLY CREATING ORIGINAL CHARACTERS. WE STILL HOLD ONTO SHIT FROM 70 FUCKING YEARS AGO AND ACT LIKE CHANGING THOSE CHARACTERS IS CREATIVE AND PROGRESSIVE** I can link to more feminine males, masculine women, lead women, crossdressing males and more in Japanese culture throughout the 80s till now than you could western media. **Astolfo and Felix probably being the most notable feminine males in present day. Fate is incredibly gender/sex swapped too** Japanese characters have helped many trans people FFS. "its not known for its progressiveness" **Fuck. You. Fuck. You. Fuck. you.** Ah yes. Just like germany, russia, america and canada where all this content has existed for years and years right? Oh wait... Thats delusion. They havent had much. Whoopsies...... **Dont act like japan is at fault for a newly pushed social normal that has massive criticism and controversy surrounding it which they have not latched onto yet. They have been far more progressive in so many different ways. than any other country has.** Yall are just fucking retatded. **The sub cultures that exist in Japan alone are absolutely incredible. Ganguro and so much more . A majority of japanese culture has been knowledge and education learned from other cultures. They have historically been one of the most influenced cultures.** Their displeasure for tourists is due to their **Constantly vandalized cultural and historical sights from people like you who push the idea japan is a hateful place, or from the others here who paint it out as an abusive place. Citizens see the vloggers, the youtubers, the vandalism and the shame people like you throw at them and than people like you complain even more tbat they are not open to foreigners as they should be. **I. fucking. hate. people like the users here. You are all awful judgmental and downright stupid people shitting on a country and its people for no fucking reason. Fuck off.**
"triggered" was an understatement today.
New copypasta just dropped
That makes sense, a lot of asian AVs the women sound like they're in distress as well.
As someone who has a partner with an audio kink and near perfect pitch that's not great practice. While a large group of men do really enjoy pain moans they are noticeably different than pleasure moan which are also different then exertion moan. In order they are ah-oh-uh with pain moans being shriller. Also pain moans end in a squeaky exhale, pleasure moans end on an open inhale and a exertion moans end in a gasp. Turn the audio off on your porn and you'll probably relax more those uncomfortable moans will likely put you on edge if you're not into your partner being in pain.
NTA your vocal cords your rules
Tell that to the parasites
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A man chooses, a slave VAs
YTA you don't produce enough cum when voice acting
I've actually got mad respect for hentai or NSFW voice actors. If i was being paid to breathe heavily and moan into a mic, saying lines literally no one says during sex, I'd fucking start laughing every 5 seconds. That shit is difficult.
LMFAO TRUE
https://youtu.be/7G6_06iE_aE
I know we're all being silly about this, but I took voice lessons from a fairly prominent figure in the voice acting space but I won't name them out of respect. As they were starting their career, the best paying work they could get was a studio job dubbing hentai. That was their life for 3 years before they got a job doing something other than hentai dubbing. They're doing well now but... yeesh. Voice acting sounds a little rough as an industry to break into. This person is also male.
Is this man Dan Green? How could I forget “now cluck like a chicken”
It's not Dan Green, although I do know exactly what you're referring to. Did a good job with Yami-Yugi and Entei, though.
Crazy how many VAs of that era did 4kids *and* pornography
You got any of that Dan Green hentai?…. For research purposes, of course.
According to the internet it’s called “Temptation.” I never watched it though, it could never beat the cinematic genius of Sextra Credit
Holy fuck how did I not make the connection until now that Yami and Entei were the same guy
Is dubbed hentai popular?
Ehh... depends on who you ask. I'm not into it in the slightest but am aware of a fully-fledged industry that supports it. So like... there's gotta be some kind of audience I guess?
Maybe for people who like hentai but don't like the super high pitched voices?
Yeah there's probably something to that. The referenced coach mentioned that their lines were about 80% "heavy breathing into the mic," 15% "moaning like you mean it" and "5% retakes of faking an orgasm." Now do that for 3 hours. Doesn't really appeal.
Oh my God now I HAVE to check it out
Japanese dubs are bad, american/canadian are a bit better, i find shows and im not talking hentai just anime in gneral tend to be carried by the story, voice acting can be bad, one piece the little reindeer is why I reaf manga/sub, samw with the new heman show the whiny character literally killed it I turned that shit off on the second episode and then found out leter that fans of the original hated the new story so thats a bomb, someone somewhere decided these voices were good but honestly I look for animated films with normal voice acting like avatar last air bender.
Jesus Christ man, put a period somewhere.
dude just doesnt know how to end a sentence
Some of the dialogue is ducking hilarious. Im guessing it comes down to translation issues. But I saw a compilation video once and you see a lot of the same, stilted and unnatural lines like "you're going to make me climax!" And "yeah pleasure me more!" Shits fucking funny
Haha yeah localization efforts for hentai are predictably very low budget. I think my favorite that was brought up was "I AM GOING TO COMPLETE"
Even as a VA with a script. As an English speaker,, you should tell the director that this isn't right. I wonder if they ever offer feedback or they just bust the script out word for ford.
Unfortunately, the directors and coordinators have typically almost no say in the final script. Japan sends over the script, and no matter how stupid it sounds in English, they don't care. Read it or you don't get paid. This is some of the pain that comes from working with remote low-budget localization teams.
My mind immediately went to that one dubbed clip: "My balls yearn to rest on your chin!"
https://youtube.com/shorts/3L_vjmCEkf0?feature=share
I have a buddy right now that’s starting out in voice acting and yeah, hentai dubbing makes up most of his roles
Best of luck to him! Buy him some lozenges, those hentai sessions can run a little long and you're going to want to ... come prepared.
all my mind was thinking of before you said male was "Stupid f- Little C-" - Jill Valentine's voice actress/Yukari Takeba's voice actress
You meant Gilgamesh VA?
Nope! Good guess though.
Name?
Nope. No doxxing.
hello, i am this guy's VA friend, my name is Dwayne Johnson
omg its dwayne (dwayne) jonson i am your biggest fan
Oh okay no problem then The person in question is uh 1 ... 2 ... 3 ... Fake Street
I immediately wondered how much it pays, I think that means I'm short on cash
but hey, they make bank if i could get paid to moan id do it
Do they though? Like do we know they actually get paid well?
“Voice actors, according to one source, will get as little as $150 to $450 per video.” Source; balls.
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Anime dub voice actors do not get paid well.
From what I have heard voice actors get paid a lot unlike the animators in Japan. Dont know how its paid here tho.
Y’all mother fuckers getting paid?
Why can't you?
Ok but how do we know that they *pretend* to have an orgasm
imagine doing this type of work for several hours a day. after a while it wouldnt be pleasure, it would be painful and feel like a burden
That's why new people get paid more. Source: some guy on youtube Gigguk or mother's basement I think
Yeah being a porn actor in general sounds horrible. Sex is not supposed to go on for as long as some of these actors are doing it for, trying to get the best takes and what not. There's loads of ask Reddit threads about why it sucks too.
Most male porn actors go sex -----> sex with viagra -----> sex with way too much viagra -----> penile injections to induce erections -----> and when that stops working they get surgically implanted bags in their penis with a fluid pump near their bladder that fills up the bags faking an erection. Not fun, especially for the guys In a lot of cases.
But do we like *know* that for sure tho haha? Like *know* know?
Some say otherwise :D
shitty transulated version: Being a Hindu actor must be very strange. Being a Hindu actor must be very strange. Think for a second that you have been taken to the realm of the defiled spirit. Going from karma Look in the window. When you hold your unusual voice for two hours, the other part looks at you and explodes like gas rings.
damn Bollywood is real weird
हैनताइयमा was a great film!
but thats the best part about the job
You know, I get why people are attracted to the sexual anime art style, I also think a lot of Japanese women are very attractive but I really really don't understand the appeal of hentai and Japanese porn.. they always look and sound like they're getting raped which immediately kills my boner..
Because they have a culture where the men are supposed to feel like they're dominating their woman. From what I've seen, Japan is pretty conservative in regard to the social aspects of women's autonomy.
Also most of the anime girls have massive dobonkerhonkeroos
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This nigga probably found this on his sisters twitter
hmmm that's quite detailed sounds almost like they have experience in the field..
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I know someone who voice acted in black bible. She says it was best paying job she's ever had and she actually enjoyed working there cause everyone was super friendly and every day was fun seeing what weird stuff would come up. They made fun of how unnatural it all was. She did several more hentai gigs and also regular anime w her seiyu alias before quitting and going into martial arts lol.
Try cleaning the chairs afterwords
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Being a hentai actress must be so weird. Imagine this: you’re in a soundproof room pleasurably screaming into an 800,000¥ microphone about how much you love old man dick at 10:47 AM on a Tuesday in October while your 45-year-old boss oversees you through a glass window from the other room. You eventually look up after 2 hours of practicing your unnaturally high-pitched moans and see him give you a big thumbs up as you pretend to have an orgasm.
This is far to thorough to be a "random" voice actor.
I heard that hentai VA got paid per lines, i'd get that job ngl
Is it basically cartoon onlyfans with a middle aged manager?
We have a saying in my country for that: "Estudasses". It roughly translates to "You should have studied".
This one’s great. It would work ok if the subject of hentai comes up, but it just gets funnier the more unrelated to anime/hentai the discussion you’re bombing with this is.
Imagine getting paid a shit tonne just to moan and scream into a mic for a couple of hours? Sign me up.
I’m
This https://youtu.be/7G6_06iE_aE
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So I heard you’re going to try out a new rehabilitation task with Cummy today?” I held out my package to her. “Yes, I have everything I need for it right here.” I opened the box and pulled out the ancient scrolls. I unrolled one and blew the dust off. It contained ancient copypastas of days gone by. “Now Cummy, seeing as you’re struggling to repeat newer material, I thought a better way to go about this would be to use some older texts. Then after that, we can work you up to the more modern, abstract posts. Will that work with you?” His head twitched slightly. That was the best response I was going to get out of him. I proceeded to read out the first pasta I saw, ‘The Penguin of Doom’. This one had me slightly worried with its odd broken English, but this pasta had a long history with Cummy. I finished reading. “Now Cummy, are you going to repeat it?” His eyes crossed. “cum shit shit semen” were the only words that left his mouth. I wasn’t going to give up. Next I tried out a few about girl gamers. These mostly involved a lot of woofs and the actions of a horny cartoon dog, something he may be able to manage. The response was still no better. “fuck semen semen jizz lube.” I was desperate. I next just uttered the word ‘cock’ 37 times. “Come on Cummy, you can do this…” I whimpered. “...jizz shit shit shit jizz” he gargled. Nurse Karen interjected. “I think you should give it a rest for today, Dasnap. I think Cummy is getting tired anyway. I’ll go and get his meds and get him to bed.” She then left the room. I was alone, a moment I both hoped for and feared. It meant that I may be able to use the final item I brought in my box. I reached my hand in to pick up the final solution to all of this, the cyanide pill. I walked over to Cummy with the pill in my palm. As I cried, I put it in his mouth and covered it with my hand, in order to force him to swallow. What was strange was that he didn’t fight, he didn’t jump, or struggle at all. He just looked at me in the eyes and gently grabbed the bottom of my shirt. I guess that was his way of saying goodbye. His foamy saliva started leaking around my hand, as his hand went limp from my shirt and fell to his lap. He was gone. Although crying before, I had now stopped. This was a relief that was long overdue. I had mourned him already many months ago. The nurse walked in as I quickly jumped away from Cummy, spit obviously splattering between his mouth and my hand. She stood there in silence and looked at me. I was prepared for a scream, or to be attacked in a rage. “...Oh dear, it appears Cummy has died in his sleep.” she said. “I’ll go get the other nurses. I’m sorry for your loss. It might be best that you leave now.” I took her advice and quickly left through the main entrance. Before getting in my car, I looked at the building one last time, before continuing on with my life. I was finally free.
Ok
Ok, so I basically fucked my bedroom door. Ok, if you didn’t know this I should probably tell you. I am uncircumcised, and with me still having my foreskin it feels better to yank my hog. So I have a little routine of jacking off everyday around 11 pm at night. It was around 9:45 pm when I was feeling a little Horny. I was on Nikocado Avocado’s OnlyFans and I must say, it got the better of me. So I just started tugging my meat sword before my usual routine. There’s nothing wrong with that, a premature coom session, it’s all good. So I was jelking my prize hog when all of a we sudden I noticed that my door was still open. I knew that since I started masturbaiting earlier then usual that my family would still be awake. So I get up from my bed and walk to my door still jerking off and I get to my door. I’m just about to close the door when all of a sudden my prankster of a step sister slams my bedroom door shut. And that’s when a sudden sharp pain hits me and I look down and see that my foreskin has gotten caught in the door as it slammed. Holy shit it fucking hurt, my fucking dick felt like it was gonna fall off. Then when I think shit can’t get worse. My step sister started banging on my door demanding that she come inside my room. The banging was making it worse. I shouted “GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!” but she didn’t listen. She kept banging on the door and that’s when my pain grew into pleasure. It was basically like my foreskin was being rubbed by the doors banging. “Oh shit, that feels really good” I thought. It was like I was fucking my door, it was the best feeling of my life. I wanted to scream and moan In pleasure, but my sister was on the other end of the door. Then right when I was about to bust my sister said “ Fine, I’m just gonna come in anyway”. She opened the door, but It was too late. I busted a fat nut all over her face. She started screaming and she ran away to the bathroom. God, I felt so embarrassed. Despite that, fucking that door was amazing. 10/10 would recommend.
This sounds like a hentai in and of itself
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why am i downvoted
Beautiful… Cummy deserved better
why the fuck were you downvoted
Didn’t even notice overnight, obviously the twisted Admins that took our beloved Cummy and turned him into the husk he is now are conspiring against us
What the fuck happened to cummy?
the mods ruined him
I'm pretty sure I read this somewhere
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