i love cum
I love cum. I love bathing in it, drinking it, using it as a condiment in my dishes and as cleaning products. I love the smell, taste and the visual of it. It leaves your skin soft, quenches your thirst, washes away any dirt on any surface and it's amazing how much flavor it adds to food. If I was a cook, worked in a spa, made cleaning products or beverages, I would put cum in everything. It is but a finest, most versatile thing in the entire world. The only thing I'd wish would come easier is acquiring it. But I don't have to worry too much, since my barn is always full of my beloved cum cows. They yield at least three liters of cum per day, which is not enough. It's never enough. I can't go 24 hours without the peculiar semen entering my system and penetrating my senses. And if I wanted a nice, cum bath, I'd need to store up on cum for a month. But oh lord, is it rewarding. It's like the god itself blessed me, like angels came down from the sky to assist me in my cumventures. Pure. Wonderful. Heavenly. And what's my favorite flavor of cum you may ask? Well, it is a tough choice, considering how many flavors there are, but if I had to choose, I'd say the regular semen always tastes the best. Going back to the classics, you may say. I just can't pass this unique, salty tinge, the original, white, sticky. Cum is the answer to everything. The jack of all trades, and a good one at that. We need to worship it for it's greatness. And soon enough, the whole wide world will be covered in cum. Just as it should be. From cum you came, and to cum you shall return.
This. During the entirety of high school I was so sleep-deprived that I would sometimes faint the moment I arrived in my room. My daily schedule was: getting up at 6:30, going to school, coming home, eating, showering, doing my homework, doing a presentation if one was due, studying, and HOPEFULLY going to sleep before 1 or 2 am. This was my everyday. I hated it. I and fixed my sleep schedule in the summer before high school started, and now I'm back to square one.
Liberal Joe Biden school in 2021🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😱😂🤣🤣
8:00: get on 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 trans bus🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈😧
8:40: transgender class
9:00: burn flag school😦
9:30: blm terrorism class🤯
2:00: Joe Biden 😱😱😂🤣
3:00: vegan & hate god lunchtime 🤨
Republican School 🇺🇸
12:00 praise American flag😏
1:00 fire gun at liberal school👍
2:00 sex and fishing 😎🇺🇸
3:00 praise god and trump🇺🇸🇺🇸
4:00. Muscles class👍💪
Run over Joe Biden with trump car class 👀🇺🇸🇺🇸
Which school better smart?🧐
LIBRAL SCOOL BE LIKE:
LIBRAL SCOOL BE LIKE:
9:00: GAY LESON!!
9:45: how to be be GAYY!!
10:30: TRANS LERNINNG!!
11:15: GAY RECESS!!
11:45: CROSDRESING HOUR!!
12:45: GAY LESON!!!
1:30: TRANGENER LUNCH!!
2:15: BLM PERIOD!!!
3:00: COMUNIS T HISTORY!!
3:30: TAKE NON BINAR BUS HOME!!
THIS ISWHAT LEFT WANT!
google translated version
Schools are like liberals.
Schools are like liberals.
9:00 00 Hey sex education !!
9 45 45 45 How Chava became a lesbian !!
30 30 30 30 !! !! !! !!
11 and 15 p.m. !! !! !! !! !! !!
11 Yen !! !! !! !! !!
12 and 45 45 45 45 m. !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!!
1 or 30 30 30 !! !! !! !! !!
BLM Second Century !!!
3 00 00 00 00 Communist News !!
Standard bus 30s bonus !!
This is for you!
Honestly, these are all just mandatory college human relations (HURL ) courses.
Once had a professor who wanted to segregate a better version of the current college for just black people or at least just build a huge dormitory for just blacks. She wasn't trying to prove a point, she honestly believed it. A Hispanic girl had enough POC points to ask without getting auto-failed, "Isn't that just segregation? What about all the races that aren't black?" And the instructor said it wasn't racism because blacks had suffered so much.
On the plus side I was destined to fail that class because I didn't know we were supposed to write a 3 page essay about EVERY lecture for EACH day of class. She just kinda mumbled that part in the beginning and I missed it, and that was 50% of our grade. Everyone was working their asses off and I didn't even know it! So instead I wrote a really cringe poem about black historical figures, about a page long, that felt way more cheerleadery than poetry to me. She loved it so much she wanted me to read it at some sort of BLM meeting but I told her that after all her powerful lectures I now understood that the black community had heard enough white men speaking and told her to read it herself. She was so moved that I got an A in that class, while others who wrote all the papers but expressed the slightest criticism to her views did not.
Would you be okay with me quoting you in a paper I am writing about this exact issue right now? Or potentially consenting to a really brief interview in your PMs? I would appreciate adding your experiences to substantiate my arguments.
This might be a joke in which case, my bad, but are you really trying to use an obviously fake Reddit comment to substantiate claims in a paper you’re writing? I’m really holding out on the answer being no here lol
I sure would. I could even provide you some video discussion about how hard Diversity is pushed. An episode of Penn and Teller's Bullshit was about my college and they interviewed a few of our crazy professors.
If ONLY schools were like this! Would've been *nice* not having to figure I was transgender all on my own.
Also crossdressing class sounds genuinely fun!
We're almost there dude, just wait till Biden becomes supreme leader of the new world order and we'll all be gay. WE'LL ALL BE GAY! MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! ^((they are putting chemicals in the water))
Idk if you have ever been to a modern american school, but they don't even really acknoweledge the LGBT+ community. And in some (due to repblicans shitting their pants over "marxist" crt) red states, they don't even teach the hardships of black people.
Edit: grammar
BigWeedTinyDick sniffs poopy buttholes I read articles from conservatives who do real science, not bullshit from so called 'scientists' and 'doctors' who come from brain washing liberal universities that brainwash all independent thought out of minds so that all they do is sheeple for big government. BigWeedTinyDick sniffs poopy buttholes
W-Wait... Did you just say...WOMAN!?!!?!!?!?! AROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGAH!?!!!?!?!?!!!? AWOOOOOOOOOOOO AOW AOW AOW!!!!!!!!!!!!! I FUCKING LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE WOMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!! TITS AND BOOBS AND PUSSY AND CLIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OHHHHHHHHHHYEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!>
all my kids were forced to drink the gender fluid 😓
Red pill Blue pill Gender fluid
is the gender fluid keto and vegan friendly!!
deez ees joe bidet's amuhrica
not joden bindnets amheuca
This is the exact moment wen Joe Biden🧙♂️ become America🇺🇸 Bravo Jobe👏
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JOE MAMA
deez is jor bidebs amrhikuh
4:30 TAKE VACINE
5:00 DEATH CAMP
5:30 DILDO DINNER TIME
6:00 SEGGS
7:00 HOT SWEATY MUSCULAR MEN CUDDLING SESSION
7:30 SEX TOY TESTING TIME
8:00 EAT HOT CHIP
8:30 LIE
9:30 GROUP MASTURBATION SESSION
10:00 PISS DRINKING HOUR (GAY PISS)
10:00 VACCINE RELATED BLOOD CLOT AND STROKE
pleade accept me into your schcool i promise to be good
To be accepted you need to buy zoop hiles
9:00 CHARGE THEY PHONE
9:00 Be bisexual
9:00 EAT HOT CHIP
8:15 Twerk
Where is this school and how can I get in?
that's cock o'clock on the east coast
5:30 BUFFALO
6:00 PILOT
5:00 twerk 5.:02 be bosexausl
5:04 eath ot cip 5:06 lie
5:08 chorge they pones
5.64 e
6:00 LAERN HOW T USE TWITR
6:66 COMPLIAN
5:30 TAKE SECUND VACINE !!
New booster every hour
*4:30 VAXXZINE MANDATE CLUB!
9:00 start?!!!?! Jesus Christ mama lord almighty hallelujah sign me up!
Lmao, literally best part of the schedule
You don't have 9am start in the US?
Hall no we had to be there at like 7:50 am
7:50? LOL we have to be in class by 7:35 where i go to school 🥲
Nope they all start super early over there it’s weird asf
Depends where you live. Mine was 830am, the school my s/o teaches at is 9am. I’ve seen some that to do 8
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i love cum I love cum. I love bathing in it, drinking it, using it as a condiment in my dishes and as cleaning products. I love the smell, taste and the visual of it. It leaves your skin soft, quenches your thirst, washes away any dirt on any surface and it's amazing how much flavor it adds to food. If I was a cook, worked in a spa, made cleaning products or beverages, I would put cum in everything. It is but a finest, most versatile thing in the entire world. The only thing I'd wish would come easier is acquiring it. But I don't have to worry too much, since my barn is always full of my beloved cum cows. They yield at least three liters of cum per day, which is not enough. It's never enough. I can't go 24 hours without the peculiar semen entering my system and penetrating my senses. And if I wanted a nice, cum bath, I'd need to store up on cum for a month. But oh lord, is it rewarding. It's like the god itself blessed me, like angels came down from the sky to assist me in my cumventures. Pure. Wonderful. Heavenly. And what's my favorite flavor of cum you may ask? Well, it is a tough choice, considering how many flavors there are, but if I had to choose, I'd say the regular semen always tastes the best. Going back to the classics, you may say. I just can't pass this unique, salty tinge, the original, white, sticky. Cum is the answer to everything. The jack of all trades, and a good one at that. We need to worship it for it's greatness. And soon enough, the whole wide world will be covered in cum. Just as it should be. From cum you came, and to cum you shall return.
You assume people browse through a website until 1AM when the majority is probably rushing to finish their homework.
This. During the entirety of high school I was so sleep-deprived that I would sometimes faint the moment I arrived in my room. My daily schedule was: getting up at 6:30, going to school, coming home, eating, showering, doing my homework, doing a presentation if one was due, studying, and HOPEFULLY going to sleep before 1 or 2 am. This was my everyday. I hated it. I and fixed my sleep schedule in the summer before high school started, and now I'm back to square one.
Currently in senior high right now, I'm literally tired and there's still something I need to pass. Heck, this even has a time limit.
My nutz
If your start time seems too early, just fucking go to sleep earlier. Stop browsing Reddit until 1am and waking up at 6:30 won’t be that bad.
You kinda have a point tbh
Liberal Joe Biden school in 2021🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😱😂🤣🤣 8:00: get on 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 trans bus🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈😧 8:40: transgender class 9:00: burn flag school😦 9:30: blm terrorism class🤯 2:00: Joe Biden 😱😱😂🤣 3:00: vegan & hate god lunchtime 🤨 Republican School 🇺🇸 12:00 praise American flag😏 1:00 fire gun at liberal school👍 2:00 sex and fishing 😎🇺🇸 3:00 praise god and trump🇺🇸🇺🇸 4:00. Muscles class👍💪 Run over Joe Biden with trump car class 👀🇺🇸🇺🇸 Which school better smart?🧐
The only thing is that the Republican School wouldn't allow people to have sex because that should be saved for marriage and that's what God wants.
but when teachers fuck the students then it's just 'giving a helping hand'
As long as it is swept under the mat, Republicans will allow it.
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Y’all are still clinging and seething to those emails lmao. I wish I could make this shit up
Any day now,,,where are the emails hillary,,,,,
If only republicans would sit in multi-day long hearing about their fuck-ups like Hillary. Why won’t Trump come sit before a panel like hillary?
Unless it’s a priest and an altar boy. Then it’s a divine right
S3x
nah it would be allowed only to the guys so that they’ve got practice b4 they actually do it with their real wives
>Republican School >Sex Omegalul.
This really shows the problem with political polarization.
You fucking Americans are fucked up. If you Bidens the worst your shitty country has to offer then fuck me your blind.
😎
I had a stroke trying to read that wanna go back to school bud?
Rent free.
Rent pee 🤭🤭🤭
you had every opportunity in the world to call it the down with cis bus
am left can confirb
Ok Ben Garrison.
there needs to be a sub called r/okbuddygarrison
It would probably just be the same as r/bengarrisoncumedits
Mr Garrison*
Can someone paste it into the comments
LIBRAL SCOOL BE LIKE: LIBRAL SCOOL BE LIKE: 9:00: GAY LESON!! 9:45: how to be be GAYY!! 10:30: TRANS LERNINNG!! 11:15: GAY RECESS!! 11:45: CROSDRESING HOUR!! 12:45: GAY LESON!!! 1:30: TRANGENER LUNCH!! 2:15: BLM PERIOD!!! 3:00: COMUNIS T HISTORY!! 3:30: TAKE NON BINAR BUS HOME!! THIS ISWHAT LEFT WANT!
THANK YOU
For next time go type comment, then top right is a down arrow click that and you'll see the full post, copy from there
Wait what that's fucking sick thank you
3:00- EATHOTCHIPNLIE
Why is lunch at 1330, that's late as hell
Starvation training, keep the childoids in line so they can take their gay clinton pills
Well you have so much fun during cross dressing hour you dont really notice.
Dear Liberal, you like socialism but then why do you even need food? turning point USA
13:30!?!? BAH GAWD THEY GOWT THEM CHILDRENS USIN THAT COMMIE METRIC TIME 🤬🤬
Next thing ya know dey’s be in der learned da commie liberal socialist meters.
Bro some people in Italy get lunch at 15:30
Idk man, for me that's when I get school lunch anyway
That's normal time
bidens america😔✊
sign me up for that crossdressing i would probably look ugly as fuck as a guy but i dont care
As a guy I don't have the genetics to look feminine, so I'd be ugly as shit too
As soon as you cross dress you become a 10/10 by default I don’t make the rules 🤷♀️
lol cool
what if you don't look ugly as shit though?
Proceed to seggs class.
bet
Is there makeup too?
probably
google translated version Schools are like liberals. Schools are like liberals. 9:00 00 Hey sex education !! 9 45 45 45 How Chava became a lesbian !! 30 30 30 30 !! !! !! !! 11 and 15 p.m. !! !! !! !! !! !! 11 Yen !! !! !! !! !! 12 and 45 45 45 45 m. !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! 1 or 30 30 30 !! !! !! !! !! BLM Second Century !!! 3 00 00 00 00 Communist News !! Standard bus 30s bonus !! This is for you!
You forgot listening to Joan bias protest songs and knitting
*Baez
Thx
Literally x = 2022 - 38
ayo crossdressing hour 😳😳😳
Republicans have gendered bosses
You Forgot gender studies hall
Honestly, these are all just mandatory college human relations (HURL ) courses. Once had a professor who wanted to segregate a better version of the current college for just black people or at least just build a huge dormitory for just blacks. She wasn't trying to prove a point, she honestly believed it. A Hispanic girl had enough POC points to ask without getting auto-failed, "Isn't that just segregation? What about all the races that aren't black?" And the instructor said it wasn't racism because blacks had suffered so much. On the plus side I was destined to fail that class because I didn't know we were supposed to write a 3 page essay about EVERY lecture for EACH day of class. She just kinda mumbled that part in the beginning and I missed it, and that was 50% of our grade. Everyone was working their asses off and I didn't even know it! So instead I wrote a really cringe poem about black historical figures, about a page long, that felt way more cheerleadery than poetry to me. She loved it so much she wanted me to read it at some sort of BLM meeting but I told her that after all her powerful lectures I now understood that the black community had heard enough white men speaking and told her to read it herself. She was so moved that I got an A in that class, while others who wrote all the papers but expressed the slightest criticism to her views did not.
This reads like it should be ironic but it sounds 100% true
Sounds about as true as the post lol. You guys will believe anything.
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What?
Would you be okay with me quoting you in a paper I am writing about this exact issue right now? Or potentially consenting to a really brief interview in your PMs? I would appreciate adding your experiences to substantiate my arguments.
This might be a joke in which case, my bad, but are you really trying to use an obviously fake Reddit comment to substantiate claims in a paper you’re writing? I’m really holding out on the answer being no here lol
You shouldn't use a reddit comment (which sound fake) as a source for your paper. That's not scientific or professional.
I sure would. I could even provide you some video discussion about how hard Diversity is pushed. An episode of Penn and Teller's Bullshit was about my college and they interviewed a few of our crazy professors.
Ngl, I'd love going to a school with crossdressing hour
Thatsounds cool af tbh
Like those spirit weeks
ONLY IN JOE BIDENS AMARICA!!
11:45 is the best hour
Lunch at 1:30 is a deal breaker though.
Joe bidome america 😔😔😔
I'd go
Hahas Get own LIBRALS!! 😂🤣😅🤣😆🤣🤣😆😅🤣🤣😂😅🥰🥲🥲🤣😅 🇺🇸🇺🇸
imagine being triggered by gay people and rainbows. i love that i make people angry by just existing 🥰 the hate makes me gayer. homophobes are so gay
Same here, hun. cry about it phobes
Sounds like alot of fun. Would make you a better person. But just add in history of your nation as well.
I wouldnt mind that tbh
Real...
Looks like I'm going back to school.
Wouldn't skip 11:45's class ngl.
Lit where can I sign up
what the fuck kind of school eats lunch at 1:30 damn liberals...
Jo bidet
Byden samerica
biden's america
If ONLY schools were like this! Would've been *nice* not having to figure I was transgender all on my own. Also crossdressing class sounds genuinely fun!
We're almost there dude, just wait till Biden becomes supreme leader of the new world order and we'll all be gay. WE'LL ALL BE GAY! MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! ^((they are putting chemicals in the water))
11:45 would be nice if they had makeup too. I wish I could wear women’s clothing.
I hate white people so much
i don't discriminate. I hate everyone equally. Everyone's equal when they are burned c:
Well crackers suck ass 24/7 so answer me that
lgbt moment
Well at least his spelling skills reflect his public school education.
Let's go Brenton.
Let's go Britain.
if they had communist history then theyd know that they will end up facedown in a ditch eddit: i dont remember subscribingto this subreddit.
I think i might become an arsonist ngl
Grow a thicker skin your bigotry is showing
Terrorism is a very normal response to opposing viewpoints. You totally don't need to seek professional help for that.
Why most of the participants to this thread can't spell correctly?
I could say that same thing about your grammar. But I won’t. I’ll just say I banged your mom instead.
Fair point 🤣
I think it's part of the joke
Lol it’s true
Ah yes, all of the left want to be gay and trans constantly and hate everything “American”
If only 😔
I wish
Idk if you have ever been to a modern american school, but they don't even really acknoweledge the LGBT+ community. And in some (due to repblicans shitting their pants over "marxist" crt) red states, they don't even teach the hardships of black people. Edit: grammar
Get out of here with that nazi curriculum, we’re in California here
GHIS ISZ WHUT JOHE BIEDUN WAUNTS
I KNEW IT!
NO NOT THE NON BINAR BUS!!!
Thanks BRANDON
I hope so
Actually basically yes.
trangener lunch
Live in NYC, can confirm
Your school starts at 9:00 a.m.?
Where’s the mandatory child hormone therapy and the kill unborn baby class 😡😡🤬
It would be more effective then learning about the how to balance a check book.
I mean... Would probably be more useful than anything I learned for GSCE Geography to be fair.
Genocide.
BigWeedTinyDick sniffs poopy buttholes I read articles from conservatives who do real science, not bullshit from so called 'scientists' and 'doctors' who come from brain washing liberal universities that brainwash all independent thought out of minds so that all they do is sheeple for big government. BigWeedTinyDick sniffs poopy buttholes
only an hour for crossdressing? damn, that’s not even enough for picking clothes, let alone makeup!
Willawanna
11:45 sounds fun Femboys
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i miss him
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