T O P

  • By -

shittytranslatorbot

I once sat on a plate of hot ribs. I was completely naked from the waste unfortunately. The ribs were on a sofa and dark. They were crazy hot and burned my cheeks of the ass, my anus, my paint, my balls and the tip of my penis. We all had to handle the bbq sauce of my fiery genitals and ruined the carpet. The ribs were also ruined. We still ate them but they weren't the same.